I don’t know if it’s the blessing of the goddess of luck,

this time,

The little girl miraculously climbed up the Mountain of Equality of All Beings.

at the hilltop,

There stands a tall tower.

Arrived here,

For those who are already familiar with the operation, there is basically no difficulty.

The little girl was so excited that she started to tremble,

Because she knows,

After the tower,

Soaring up is the end.

Could it be that today,

Is she finally going to clear the level?

Seeing the villain getting closer and closer to the top of the tower,

The little girl became more and more excited.

He even spoke with a vibrato: "Brothers, I think I'm about to pass the level!"

"It's true this time."

"There is nothing behind me that can stop me from passing the level!"

While talking,

She waved the mouse and hit the upper focus point.

The hammer did not pause and was pulled upward.

The next second,

The stupid little girl froze.

Because the villain seemed to be unable to adjust the angle correctly, he fell in the opposite direction.

In panic,

The silly little girl who fell to the Equality of All Beings Mountain subconsciously waved her mouse, trying to hook the ground with a hammer.

Then,

The whole person bounced out in the opposite direction again.

If it falls, it will still be acceptable.

but,

The little man who fell behind the barrel,

By chance, he slipped onto a vine next to him.

above it,

There is also a sign hanging,

‘Never! Don’t! Come anywhere near here!

The little girl knows what this confession means.

But she couldn't stop it at all.

"No, no, no, no - don't

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"

In the eyes of despair,

The little man looks like he is sitting on a slide!

Slide all the way down the vine.

finally,

Just listen to a thud,

The little man sitting in the tank sat firmly on the rocky ground.

in front of him,

There is also a big dead tree with two branches.

silence..

Deathly silence!

Even the barrage in the live broadcast room paused for two seconds!

time resumes its movement,

The little girl's last remaining bit of rationality dissipated.

Her mentality was completely shattered,

As if going crazy, he grabbed the keyboard and smashed it against the table.

After smashing it,

It seems that he is still angry,

Covering his head with his hands,

The exquisite hairstyle is spread all over.

The little girl looked at the computer screen with her eyes as if she were crazy.

The effect of the program exploded instantly!

Countless barrages are overwhelming like bombing!

“Welcome home~~”

“Come home often and take a look~”

"Keyboard: You hit the mouse, why did you hit me?"

"This game really requires configuration, especially peripherals and computer graphics."

"Keyboard HP-100, table HP-20."

"The old woman is completely crazy this time."

"It's so pitiful. Just when I was about to pass the level, I ended up back at the starting point."

"I almost died laughing. I was just one step away, and the old woman fell short. Hahahaha."

"How many people have this driven crazy?"

Dai Xiaomei silently changed her keyboard.

After finishing, sit back in front of the computer,

There was no luster in his eyes.

Just sitting in front of the computer blankly, staring blankly at the villain who returned to the starting point.

A long time passed.

The little girl seems to have regained her energy a little bit,

Pick up the phone, swipe the screen, and open VX.

Found Han An’s friend above.

"This dog developer is a pervert and has a serious mental disorder!!!"

"Is this playing a game? This is being played by a game!"

"I must let him play this game!"

"And it's a live broadcast, in front of a large number of fans, showing his face live broadcast! Didn't he show his face just because he said that the sales of Vice City exceeded 100 million? How long has it been!"

What the silly little girl said,

It instantly resonated with countless water friends.

exactly.

These words simply spoke to my heart.

What a psychopathic person you have to be to develop a game like this!

do you know,

During this time,

How many people have been tortured to madness by this game.

Because of this game,

Countless mice and keyboards were smashed.

How could they tolerate game developers lying at home counting money every day?

Must be broadcast live!

You have to show your face live!

They also want to see how crazy game developers will go when playing this game.

the other side,

Han An is really counting money.

But the way he counts money,

There are hundreds of millions of differences from others.

Others hold a handful of money in their hands and count them one by one.

A little bit rich,

I use a money counter to count bundles one by one.

Han An is different,

Open the banking APP on your mobile phone and click on the balance to count the zeros.

Just that big series of numbers,

Han An had to count how many digits there were in this number.

Tens of billions are already in eleven digits, which is quite troublesome to count.

Seriously,

Now money is really just a string of numbers for Han An.

However,

Because of this string of numbers,

The president of the bank where he works has completely treated Han An as his ancestor.

basically,

What's wrong with Han An now? I just missed a phone call.

The bank president has to do whatever he wants.

I am afraid that Han An will not be satisfied.

"ah--!"

Just as Han An was counting the money,

I don’t know when the little assistant came to my side,

When she saw the balance in the card, she screamed in disbelief.

What number is that?

Tens? Or eleven?

Anyway, her heart was frightened and her mouth was dry.

The look in Han An's eyes was different.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, it’s right.

What is the sales volume of Vice City now, and what is the sales volume of Resident Evil?

Just these games,

Added together,

Sales volume is almost 200 million.

That's all. It's normal to have some money in the card.

"What are you doing? You're so surprised."

Han An put away his phone and said angrily.

"That what..."

"boss,

The little assistant bit her lip tightly, she hesitated.

I have been following Han An for a while.

She knew that Han An didn't have a girlfriend.

What she is hesitating about now is whether it is possible for her to

However,

Before she could speak,

Han An's cell phone rang.

After taking a look at the girl, Han An didn't want to care about her at first.

But the ringtone kept making noises, so I still slid the button to connect.

"What are you doing again?"

Han An's tone seemed a little impatient.

The little girl said angrily: "Do you feel so reluctant to answer my call?"

Han An complained: "Answer your call, has anything good ever happened?"

"Don't be in the midst of a blessing and don't know whether it's good or not. Do you know that people who want my phone number can go to a surrendering country and come back?"

"A little shame, okay? I've never seen such a narcissistic person like you! If you're not happy, you can hang up now.

"you!!!"

"Say something quickly."

"When will you show up for the live broadcast? As I said last time, it will only be launched if the sales exceed 100 million. And I would like to ask my dear game developers, have you ever played the game Hammer?"

"D..."

Han An rubbed his chin, "I said it would be live broadcast, but I didn't say when it would be live broadcast.

"As for overcoming difficulties with Benny Ford, although I have never played it, it seems that the difficulty is about that."

"Are you here playing word games with me?", the silly little girl gritted her teeth.

"Also, you told me that it's just that difficult? Do you know how many peripherals I broke? You stayed with me on the keyboard!"

The stupid girl almost yelled these words,

Then,

Han An's next words almost made her furious: "Do you think there is a possibility that you are too good?"

The young girl clutched her phone tightly, and the anger accumulated in her heart made her want to eat Han An alive on the spot.

"If you're good at it, go ahead! If you have the ability, come live and give it a try! Do you dare?"

Han An chuckled: "You still use provoking methods on me?"

The silly little girl Tuqiongdiao saw: "Just tell me whether you dare or not?"

Han An waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I will broadcast live tonight and let you see what a non-touch challenge is. But don't even think about showing your face. I'm afraid of being beaten to death on the street."

"Haha, you know you will be beaten."

Snapped!

After saying the last sentence,

The stupid girl hung up the phone directly.

Han An threw the phone aside and shrugged.

"This is my own defense. Let me experience it too."

"But the problem is, I have experienced it in my previous life. I really thought I would give birth to a child after not playing for a few years.

the other side,

The popularity of Dai Xiaomei's live broadcast room has almost exploded.

Water friends inside,

But I heard the whole conversation between the two.

When I heard Han An nodding in agreement and swinging the hammer live on the live broadcast, the barrage instantly became excited.

"Hahaha, this old dog must be allowed to experience the game he developed."

"Everyone has been persecuted by this hammer for so long. It makes no sense for developers to stay out of it."

"Last time, I watched him live broadcast the mission of a helicopter blowing up a building, and I was so angry that I broke the defense. This time, I have to let him bear the terror of swinging a hammer.

……Please give me flowers………………

"You dare to say that the difficulty of digging for survival is okay? I have a premonition that he will broadcast the scene of breaking the defense tonight.

"What time is Han Laogou's live broadcast usually? I stay in front of the computer in advance."

"There is no fixed time for this. After all, his job is not to be the anchor."

"Whatever, I've already followed his seafood account anyway, and there will be a live broadcast reminder.

in front of computer,

The silly girl who put down her phone was equally enthusiastic.

All the haze of breaking the defense just now disappeared at the moment Han An nodded.

have what,

Comparable

,

It makes me even happier to see the developer of Hammer Game being tortured to the point of going crazy by his own game.

The silly little girl chuckled: "Brothers, let's just say I can't help you this time."

"After he goes live for a while, let's go and see how he smashes the keyboard, hahahaha."

The silly little girl at this time,

I have already begun to fantasize in my mind,

How will Han An behave when he is driven crazy and his mentality explodes?

*****

waiting time,

Not long after,

The silly little girl was about to open up Vice City, so she went up to the police to start a group fight to relieve her stress.

result,

As soon as the game was opened, I received a reminder that Han An was broadcast.

"Is it starting so soon?"

"He came up in such a hurry and wanted to endure the pain."

The confused little girl blinked.

But what?

The live broadcast has started, so I have to go.

the other side,

Han An was already sitting in front of the computer with his legs crossed.

0

The live broadcast room is also opened,

But the camera was not turned on.

Along with the live broadcast reminder, it will be sent to every water friend who pays attention.

A large number of water friends rushed in immediately.

"Hurry up, don't leave any ink stains, and go straight to the topic."

"It's not difficult, I can already imagine the scene where Old Gou Han's mentality explodes."

"I heard that Han Laogou will be broadcast live tonight with a sledgehammer, and Tiannian's old fans will come here."

"Didn't Mr. Han show his face on the live broadcast just because he said Sin City's sales exceeded 100 million? Why didn't you turn on the camera?"

"He didn't dare. He was afraid of being beaten to death while walking on the street, hahahaha."

"Damn it, are you such a thief? I bought a knife and am just waiting to kill him alone."

"Does this single kill refer to a physical single kill?"

"One-on-one with a real person offline, it just depends on how I kill him alone."

"I'm not that radical. I just want to give him some local products from my hometown."

In addition to more and more barrages,

There is never a shortage of gifts in Han An’s live broadcast room.

All kinds of airplanes, super hot, are flying all over the sky.

[Going to Wenzhou to marry my sister-in-law] I will reward you with a rocket!

[No 2 is not called Zhou Shuyi] Reward a rocket!

[The most slutty pig in the league] rewarded him with a rocket!

[The King of Pigeons who specializes in raising pigeons] rewarded me with a rocket!

The gifts are pouring in, and the anus is endless.

but,

Han An is used to this kind of scene.

He cleared his throat and said hello first: "Welcome to my live broadcast room. Good evening everyone!"

"Recently, the two new games under the studio have achieved good results. I would like to thank all players for their support. I also want to ask, did you have fun playing? Hahahaha"

At the beginning,

Han An's tone was quite normal.

But at the back,

Especially when it comes to whether you are having fun or not,

Han An couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The magical laughter directly caused countless players to break their defenses.

They seemed to have returned to the fear dominated by the little man squatting in the vat holding a hammer.

"Don't stop me, I'm going to chop him to death now!"

"You still want to ask? After playing this game, I cured my hypotension for ten years."

"Ever since I played this game, I have nightmares every night."

"I was so happy, so happy that I destroyed a monitor, two desks, three keyboards and four mice.

"There is a peripherals store downstairs from my house. Since this game was released, the boss has changed the store."

Han An suppressed his laughter.

After brewing his emotions for a while, he continued: "Actually, I don't think this game is that difficult. I will show it to you in a while. Anyway, I feel like I have the skills to do it."

originally,

Because of Han An’s magical laughter just now,

The water friends in the live broadcast room are already on the verge of breaking through.

Everyone is reminded of the fear of being dominated.

But with what Han An said,

It's not that difficult, as long as you have the skills.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were really furious this time.

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