Developing A God-Level Elixir That Works So Well That You Call The Police?
2 The Whole Story, The Proud Aphrodisiac Thief
"Huh? Why did dozens of people come in at once?"
"100? What happened!?"
"2,000 people! Damn it!? Did the platform push it! We didn't spend any money..."
now.
The eyes of the employees outside the camera almost popped out.
Many thoughts suddenly flashed through my mind.
Did the boss find a new online marketing team?
otherwise.
Isn't it incredible that such a large group of people suddenly came in?
However...
When their eyes were on Lin Chen.
What he saw was Lin Chen who was also full of surprise.
at the same time.
The barrage still slid across the screen like running water.
"Is this Linchen Pharmaceutical?"
"Would you like to see if your aphrodisiacs are on the shelves?"
“It would be better if someone tries it and comes back with feedback!”
"First of all, I don't buy this medicine to prove that I'm not good. I just want my wife to experience the grace I once had!"
"Hahaha...Brother, you don't need to be so secretive. You are all here in this live broadcast room. How can you not know what you are doing?"
"Ahem, cough, cough, the anchor is talking, we don't buy concealer, please introduce your company's special aphrodisiac quickly!!!"
Lu Xiaoyao, who was in front of the camera, was completely confused when she saw these barrages.
Immediately afterwards.
The skin on the face turns red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
She was ready to bring the goods.
But it’s not that special aphrodisiac!
How does she introduce it?
She never used it! ! !
No! ! !
That's not prepared for her at all! ! !
Lu Xiaoyao froze on the spot.
As the boss, Lin Chen was the first to react!
He quickly straightened his clothes.
Walked straight to the camera.
No matter what the reason is...
Now that these people suddenly come to the live broadcast room, it is not a bad thing.
And since customers have needs, there can be no delay!
He vaguely felt in his heart that this might be an opportunity!
"Hello everyone, I am the boss of Linchen Pharmaceutical. Everyone wants our company's golden gun aphrodisiac, right?"
“Stocks are still in stock, don’t worry!!”
“I’ll arrange for staff to stock the shelves right away!!!”
Lu Xiaoyao glanced at Lin Chen gratefully, and then naturally stepped aside.
"Hurry up, let the water friends see it and think I can't afford it!"
"Give me five boxes first! I will use one box a week!!!"
"Hahaha, my brother's wife may not be able to bear it!"
"If she has the guts, she should go call the police!"
"Hahaha, awesome, if I can do this, I can brag about it for a year!!! No! I can brag about it for the rest of my life!"
"No, I just want to get back the excitement I had when I was young!"
"The way people talk is fucking different!"
I saw water friends enjoying themselves there.
Lin Chen smiled and asked the camera:
"Dear water friends, can you tell me what happened?"
"To be honest, I'm a little flattered that so many people suddenly came to buy our aphrodisiacs."
“And I’m not going to hide it from everyone, the sales volume of this product was not very good after it entered the market.”
Upon hearing this.
The water friends were not calm at that time.
"What? It turns out the boss doesn't know yet!"
"Hahaha, no wonder the young lady just now looked confused!"
"To put it simply...a thief stole your family's aphrodisiac."
"After he went back to use it at night, his wife couldn't bear it anymore, so she called the police in the middle of the night and asked the police to arrest her husband!"
"Here comes the most awesome thing. After that guy was scolded by the police, he actually raised his head with pride!"
"Did he do it on purpose or accidentally!?"
"That must have been intentional and careless!"
"Now that I think about it, my stomach hurts from laughing...hahahahaha..."
Lin Chen:? ? ? ?
Saw these barrages.
Lin Chen was stunned for a long time.
Subsequently.
He quickly found relevant videos based on the keywords given by friends in the live broadcast room.
............
The middle-aged man in the video has thinning hair and an ordinary appearance.
When being interviewed by reporters, he even arranged his hair style specially.
Reporter: “How did you come up with the idea of stealing this product?”
"Actually, I didn't want to steal it. I just thought it would be a bit embarrassing for a man to buy this thing... At that time, the medicine was in the corner. I read the introduction and said the effect was incredible. I am a rebellious person by nature. I definitely didn't believe it. So, I just wanted to take it back and give it a try.”
As he said that, the man slapped his thigh and was full of surprise.
"I never expected that this medicine would be so awesome, it would make my girls scream!"
Reporter: "Cough cough cough..."
"Oh, I can't say that..."
Reporter: “It’s not like I can’t say it.”
"Oh, then wasn't it that I was too powerful? That bitch in my family begged for mercy!"
"That's not okay! Did she let me go when I begged for mercy before?"
"No!"
"So...you said I finally caught the opportunity, but can I let her go easily?"
Reporter (very quietly): "Probably not..."
"Isn't that it? But I didn't expect that she would call the police! Oh, it's embarrassing, it's really embarrassing!"
Although it was said to be a family scandal, the man moved his face closer to the camera, as if he was afraid that others would not remember him.
Finally, the man emphasized in Mandarin with a dialect accent:
"Can I make a request?"
Reporter: "What's the request?"
"Don't code!"
........
The video took just over a minute to finish quickly.
Then Lin Chen fell silent.
He never expected it.
The whole story turned out to be so tortuous! ! !
This bizarre incident was posted online.
After the Leziren netizens saw it.
Based on the content of the news, they finally found this live broadcast room.
No wonder...
Everyone who just came in was clamoring to buy a golden gun aphrodisiac! !
Although it's a bit exaggerated.
But this aphrodisiac product of his.
In clinical trials, this level of effect can indeed be achieved!
It is a rare item that makes life fun!
If it were placed in a novel.
It might be something even more famous than Hehuan Powder! ! !
Of course.......
Although there are many advantages.
But the product "Golden Gun" is just an aphrodisiac after all.
after normal exercise.
The feeling of fatigue is definitely unavoidable.
Also because of this matter.
He also specially developed a health product called "Ken Hao".
Use it with the golden gun.
That can definitely improve a man’s sexual life by N levels!
but.
The health product "Good Kidney" is also the same as the Golden Gun aphrodisiac.
After entering the market, it did not cause much response.
Sales are indeed a bit bleak.
In many offline pharmacies, it is a product placed in the corner.
And saw Lin Chen's surprised expression.
Netizens also complained one after another.
"Hahaha, the boss can't even handle it!"
"Want to go overboard, but not in this way?"
"Hahaha, I'm sorry to meet you in this way!"
"The boss didn't know whether to cry or laugh."
At this time.
The staff outside the camera nodded to Lin Chen.
Indicating that the "Golden Gun" aphrodisiac is now on the shelves.
at the same time.
The number of people in the live broadcast room is still skyrocketing!
In less than three minutes, more than 6,000 people had arrived.
Lin Chen quickly said to the camera:
"Okay, viewers, please wait, our 'Golden Gun' aphrodisiac is now on the shelves!"
He just finished speaking.
The staff outside the camera suddenly widened their eyes with horror on their faces.
Even Lu Xiaoyao's eyes widened after looking at the background data on his phone, and he couldn't help but cover his mouth.
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