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58 Unparalleled [Dimension Upgrade] Announced! Netizens Are Completely Crazy! Linchen's Live Br
Just a moment!
Three million water friends flocked to the live broadcast room
"First, first, first!!!"
"Honey, here I come!!!"
"I, Yang Wei, watch with my real name!"
"I, Bi Yuntao, am watching with my real name!!"
"Come on, friends, come and help!"
"One afternoon, your company accounted for almost half of the top 20 hot searches... I would like to see what is causing this trend!"
"Why do you keep turning off the gift-giving function? Are you afraid that I won't have money!? # Anger # # Anger #"
"Announce it! Permanent hair removal cream! This is definitely a product that transcends the times!"
"Can you stop thinking so much about your hair removal..."
"What the hell!? There are so many barrages, and there are no lags. It's much better than the last time!"
"Indeed, last time Mr. Lin announced that he was the young master of the Guwu family, I didn't even dare to open a barrage!"
The number of people is still growing rapidly!
3607!
4505!
5305!
Finally... within three minutes of the broadcast, the number of people online in Linchen Pharmaceutical's live broadcast room exceeded 6.6 million, directly catching up with the previous record of 7.2 million people online!
And Douyin officials had long expected what would happen now!
Due to the lag in the barrage in Lin Chen's last live broadcast room, Douyin specially arranged dozens of temporary maintenance personnel for Lin Chen in the background this time.
If friends in the water know about this... I'm afraid they will cry out again. This is an episode where the value of those with face fruit abilities is once again increased!
The reason is very simple. You can actually count on one hand the number of people on the Internet who can give Douyin such treatment!!!
Of course..…..…
Just the number of people online for the live broadcast must reach 7 million, and the barrage stars must explode, which is a big requirement.
Even if there are many bloggers with tens of millions of fans, they can still be disappointed!
It’s almost time to build momentum.
Lin Chen finally smiled at the camera and said:
“Welcome all old and new friends.
"Sorry, I've whetted everyone's appetite all afternoon!"
"Please forgive me for hanging a little longer!"
"????"
"!!!!"
"Haha, you are a PUA fan, right!? Please don't be polite! Do you need me to provide you with handcuffs and a whip?"
"Go against the heavens! Go against the heavens!"
"Mr. Lin: Hey, you will become very spiritual after just saving it!"
"I don't care about your new products, I just came to see you!"
"Who gave you face!? I will give you face today!"
Lin Chen saw the ridicule from water friends and smiled and said:
"Okay, before announcing our new product, we invited an important official!"
“Family members, please say ‘welcome’ before the barrage!”
"welcome!!"
"welcome!!"
"Important guest!? Who is it? Jiang Huowang or the Bald King?"
"These two are not important, are they!?"
"Who is it?"
Just when the water friends were discussing.
A tall man has walked into the live broadcast room.
When everyone saw that familiar face, they couldn't help but be shocked!
"?????"
"This face......"
"Wait! This should be Principal Wang, right?"
"Nani!? Turns out to be tearing onions!?"
"How is it possible that... Principal Wang can be so tall!? He's almost 1.85 meters, right!?"
"Judging from Jiang Huowang's previous comparison, Mr. Lin's height should be about 1.83 meters, and Shi Cong looks almost the same as Mr. Lin!?"
"Holy crap! It can't be height-enhancing drugs! Or is he using it like Xiao Ming?"
"It's impossible with height-increasing drugs. Doesn't it mean that the epiphyseal line of a man closes after he is twenty-four years old and he will no longer grow taller? Isn't the principal already in his thirties?
I remember the last time he was photographed last month, it was still not like this!"
"Hiss!!! Did he grow 10 centimeters in one month!?"
"Holy shit, shit, shit! I'm just saying, why do you dare to advertise that this is an unparalleled miracle medicine! This will directly make people regenerate for the second time! Invincible, okay!"
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Wang Shicong simply appeared in the camera, and before he said a word, the barrage exploded instantly!
Even though more than fifty optimization programmers were temporarily added, lags still occurred!
At this moment, the staff who were optimizing the background barrage in the Douyin backstage were almost crying!
It can’t be optimized! It can’t be optimized at all!
Just one person can post one!
You all send them together, and send several barrages in a row, how can this server survive!
However, complaints are complaints.
But in order to thank Linchen Pharmaceutical for their kindness, all the programmers worked hard, with their eyes slightly bulging out, their teeth clenched, and their fingers typing wildly on the keyboard!!!
“Snap, snap, snap, snap!!!!”
“Da da da da da da!!!”
It seemed like the next moment, the keyboard was emitting bursts of white smoke!
at the same time.
Wang Sicong looked at the barrage that had filled the screen and couldn't see what it was. He couldn't help but open his mouth in shock.
"What the hell!? Isn't this too exaggerated!?"
"Hahaha!!! It's rare to see Principal Wang look like he has never seen the world before!"
"Xiao Wang, take a closer look, this is the card of a person with the face fruit ability!"
"Screenshot!! [Xiao Wang is confused.jpg]*
"Don't worry about the exaggeration or not. Your kid must have experienced the new product if he came here, right? Let me tell everyone about the effect!"
"Quick, quick, quick! My wallet can't hold it anymore! Buy, buy, buy, buy!"
After finally seeing a few comments clearly, Wang Shicong smiled helplessly and began to talk casually:
"I'm sorry for letting everyone see the side of a local dog..."
"But to be honest, when Mr. Lin called me and asked me to try this product, I looked even more stupid than before..."
"At that time, Mr. Lin said: Let me grow one centimeter every day, and I can grow to 1.84 meters in 10 days..."
"My first reaction was, has someone defrauded me!?"
"But after taking a look, it is indeed Mr. Lin's number..."
"Everyone always makes fun of tall, rich and handsome people. I took advantage of the money, and so did the handsome people. But I was really not satisfied with my previous height...
To be honest, the personal information on Qiandu is wrong, the real height is 173 points 2!"
"Now..."
As he said that, Principal Wang took a few steps back, then took off his shoes and socks, only then was he fully clothed on his standard body!
Soon, the electronic height measuring machine showed his current height - 183cm!
Seeing this number, Wang Sicong couldn't help but laugh.
"Ho ho ho ho ho!!!"
"Shocked! Mr. Lin is actually suspected of being a fraudster?"
"This 0.2 is a very spiritual reflection that Principal Wang is not dissatisfied with his height, but very dissatisfied!"
"Growing so tall in ten days? Don't be kidding, how is it possible... I don't believe it, I don't believe it, woo woo woo!!!"
"If this is true, I will kneel down to watch Mr. Lin's live broadcast from now on!"
"I own a car and a house in the front line, with an annual salary of 350,000 yuan, but because I am 1.65 meters tall, I have always been disliked by the women I am dating!
Is this my chance to change!?"
"Unparalleled! I just want to say that this is the day when humans transcend genetic limitations! I really cried!"
"Although I know that the Northeastern New Year propaganda is well-intentioned...but I really don't want to be called a southern little potato! Dad! If this is true, please tell me how much it costs. I hesitated for a second because I was so dissatisfied with this Kuang Gushuo. Disrespect for today’s product!”
"Mr. Lin, you are my God!!!"
"Damn! Even a poor guy wants to buy it, now it depends on the price!"
"How much does a magic medicine of this level cost starting at 100,000 yuan? If you are really not satisfied with your height as a laborer, you should save money first!"
"Sigh... I feel like this is something prepared for rich brothers. Ordinary people can just look at it. It doesn't matter if the man is not 1.8 meters tall and the woman is not 1.65 meters tall. They can live their lives as usual.
After measuring your height.
Lin Chen and Wang Sicong came close to the camera.
Immediately, he asked with a smile:
"Principal, please tell me briefly about your experience with our [Dimensional] height-increasing drug."
Wang Sicong slowly exhaled,
"There's nothing to say. Anyway, I just take one pill every day, and then add enough calories and protein as you said! As for the side effects, I haven't felt them yet...
"You said you would grow one centimeter after eating one, so it wasn't particularly obvious in the first two days!
"But on the third day, I was completely confused! I found that my pants were shorter!"
"And when I measured it, the change of 3 centimeters was quite obvious!"
"As for 10 days later... I'm as tall as I am now, and what's even more amazing is that I gained a little weight, but there wasn't much change in my fatness or thinness...
Wang Shicong shook his head and said from the bottom of his heart:
"That feeling of happiness is really... I haven't experienced it for a long, long time!"
"How should I put it? In the past, I felt that I had everything. If you want to say that I care about height, I didn't care that much, but people... always want to become more perfect.
Lin Chen nodded, deeply satisfied, "That's true."
"So... I want to sincerely say thank you to Mr. Lin in front of the 7 million fans in the live broadcast room!"
"Wo Ri, Zi Cong is really humble in front of Lin Chen, and he is so polite!?"
"That's not so bad. Just some spaghetti fruit can be slaughtered!"
Awesome! We fans are so proud!"
"How many of the younger generation today can convince Principal Wang like this!?"
"One is only one centimeter long..."
"????Brother, why don't you look at what you are talking about?"
"Obviously, one can grow one centimeter, and it only takes one day. Do you know how valuable 10 centimeters is for 10 yuan!?"
"I remember that there was a broken leg abroad that was directly replaced by bone to increase the height. The operation cost more than 5 million yuan, and the height was only increased by 6 centimeters..."
0......Please give me flowers......
"Ah!? Mr. Lin's medicine does not require surgery or pain. Will it be sold for more than one million yuan?"
"Announce the price quickly, I want to see rivers of blood flowing!!!"
before announcing the price.
Lin Chen still introduces new products.
He snapped his fingers, and Liu Wei on the side immediately handed over one in exquisite packaging.
After tearing it apart.
Lin Chen took out a capsule from it.
Its size is slightly larger than what is generally seen on the market.
On the transparent side, light blue drug particles can also be seen, as if they are something that can only be seen in science fiction movies.
When netizens saw this, they couldn’t help but praise it!
"Wow! This medicine is so beautiful!"
"I can't wait to eat it in one bite!"
"You brat, you have such beautiful thoughts!"
"Haha, is this what Mr. Lin said [Li Wei? It's a perfect match."
"[Dimension Ascending] simply means height growth, but I think that dimension ascending is more like a symbol of human beings' control over themselves and stepping into a new field!"
"Damn it! This is what I want to express, but I am uneducated! Dude, 6!"
"Xinyada, not only does the name sound nice, but the medicine also looks good. Mr. Lin is very attentive!"
Lin Chen continued:
"Principal Wang has made it very clear about the effect of [Dimension Upgrade] just now!"
“Take one pill a day and consume two to three thousand calories within 24 hours after taking it, and you can achieve the effect of growing one centimeter.
"I know you have a lot of questions, so let me answer them first."
0....0
"This medicine must be used by people over 16 years old and under 60 years old, and it is not affected by weight or gender!"
"Okay, I'm done!"
"Don't believe him, everyone. He is a liar! It is impossible to have such an effect! Principal Wang must be a shill too! No matter what the price is, don't buy it!"
"Yes, yes! Although Mr. Lin's previous three miracle medicines convinced everyone, don't worry about this one now. It definitely doesn't have the effect that Mr. Lin said! So don't be fooled!"
"Haha...I agree too! It must be fake!!!"
"????"
"You idiots, you idiots, do you think I won't buy it if you say this!?"
"Fake, fake, fake, fake!!! Please, I'm stupid and have a lot of money, let me step in for everyone!"
"Today is a huge pit, and I have to step into it! Whoever stops me will risk my life!"
"You guys are riding horses... don't be like this, give me a chance and let me test the medicine for you!!!"
"It's hard to persuade those who want to die. Don't force me to kneel down and beg you not to buy it!"
For a moment, the screen was filled with barrages urging people to avoid the trap.
But they are all experienced drivers.
Who wouldn’t know that everyone has a little bit of fun!?
There are more than 7 million people in the live broadcast room, and at least one-third of them should be dissatisfied with their height.
Some are stuck in awkward positions such as 159CM, 169CM, or 179CM.
Also, Chun Chun was discriminated against because of her height!
Of course, it is not ruled out that he wants to become a professional athlete in sports such as professional basketball or volleyball.
Anyway, everyone has a desire to make themselves perfect, but height is often something that people cannot control at all.
Some people stay up late every day, are rewarded several times a day, and are still in their 19s.
Some people have a regular schedule and don't play with mobile phones, but they are still 1.6 meters tall.
but now....…
Lin Chen gives those people with height anxiety a chance to change themselves!
Besides money, there is basically no pain to pay!
It’s not an exaggeration to say it’s a return to kindness!!!
so......
Now the barrage will go completely crazy.
Because there are too many people in the live broadcast room, and Lin Chen has not announced the quantity and price of this miracle medicine, it is really worrying!!!
"As for the final price..."
Lin Chen smiled softly and took out a road-blocking publicity board from the side.
"Come on, let's count down one minute!"
"60...."
"59...."
"58...."
At that time.
Under the lights of thousands of houses, before mobile phones.
Countless people stared at the promotional board in Lin Chen's hand without blinking!
Expectation, fear, sadness, joy, various emotions are intertwined on their faces...
"3...."
"2...."
"1....."
"Actually, I really hope that everyone can afford it...so..."
"Tear--"
Price announced!
The moment countless water friends see the price...
The live broadcast room was blown away!!!
And it was blown up thoroughly!!!
Lin Chen and Wang Sicong looked at the prompt of "Network abnormality, disconnected" from the live broadcast equipment, and couldn't help but look confused...
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