Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao
Chapter 60: jumping god
The sun slowly turned west, and a village gradually appeared in front of them by the roadside, with houses of various heights and shorts scattered.
"Look, this is the stockade I'm talking about." With a smile on his face, Li Zhi pointed at the large black tile in front of him, and then strode inside.
"Come with me. I have a fellow in this place. We don't need money to live in his house."
Looking at the retreating figure, Li Huowang waved his hand gently, and the two donkey carts also drove towards the inside.
Walking to the loess road between the houses, Li Huowang and others looked around at the quiet surroundings.
But the strange thing is that no one was seen in the fields or in the yard.
"What's going on? What about the people in the village?" Li Huowang, who was puzzled, thought to himself.
Just when he was thinking so, at a corner in front of him, Li Zhi stuck his head out, not to mention how excited that old face was.
"Hey!! Come on, there's a lot of excitement here! It seems that the father-in-law is climbing the ashes!! My face is scratched, don't mention how excited!"
"Climbing Ash? What is Climbing Ash?" No one answered Li Huowang's words. When he turned his head, he saw the embarrassment of the others, and Bai Lingmiao's face even blushed and hung down.
"Senior Brother Li, let's not join in the fun, it's all other people's family affairs."
Li Huowang glanced at her suspiciously, then turned around and strode towards Li Zhi.
As soon as he turned the corner, the person in front of him suddenly became brighter. Men, women and children were surrounded by the door of the family on the third floor and the third floor. Li Zhi stood beside the crowd, leaning on other people's shoulders with his feet on his feet, poking his head there.
After a long time, it turned out that people from the whole village came over to join in the fun.
"What is ash climbing?" Li Huowang walked up to Li Zhi and asked.
"Father-in-law stealing his daughter-in-law, is there another name in your realm? Who are you?" Li Zhi with a surprised face looked at Li Huowang up and down again.
After hearing the other party's explanation, Li Huowang was speechless. No wonder Bai Lingmiao had that kind of expression just now.
"Ah~!!" A woman's ear-piercing scream exploded in the middle of the crowd, and the crowd hummed back suddenly.
Through the gap he let out, Li Huowang saw something strange inside.
A naked woman, her limbs and joints twisted like a snake coiled on the table of the Eight Immortals, screamed and trembled.
"Oh, it's broken. It doesn't seem like it was crawling on ashes, but someone bumped into it." Li Zhi clapped his hands in annoyance, pushed and shoved into it.
"Well, please let me go, I'm a great dancer, please let me go, oh, who the **** stepped on my feet! Go home! What's the fun of this kind of fun!"
Seeing the scene in front of him, Li Huowang who was just about to turn around stopped, "Is he planning to use his method to exorcise evil spirits?"
After finally getting into the crowd, Li Zhi looked around and waved at Li Huowang, "Shenzhen, come on, what are you doing with the pestle so far away?"
Li Huowang thought about it for a while, and then squeezed into the crowd.
This guy looks a little out of tune, and I can just take this opportunity to see how strong he is. If he is just playing a small game, there is no need for him to help him solve his own problems, lest Dan Yangzi eat him like a Buddha. to eat.
When he came to the center of the crowd, he could see more clearly, the strange woman on the Eight Immortals table was obviously very wrong.
There was no black benevolence in a pair of beautiful Danfeng eyes, and she seemed to have five eyelids on her eyes.
Standing next to them, two faces were scratched, one old and one young, looking like bitter masters.
"Really, look at this matter, are you here or I'm here?" Li Zhi asked again in a low voice.
"Why don't we go together, you can ask for more money when you're done, and we'll divide it in half, so that I won't break my rules."
"No, I'm not good at exorcising evil spirits, so you should come." Li Huowang refused, and he didn't know how.
Hearing Li Huowang's explanation, Li Zhi was surprised. "You fooled me? You can't even drive away evil spirits, so I'm afraid you're not a fake Taoist?"
"Hurry up, you can see that this woman is about to break her bones." Li Huowang pointed at the woman on the table of the Eight Immortals and said.
I saw that the woman who was still coiled just now bit her lip, blood dripped from her chin, and the joints of her limbs were even more twisted and creaking.
"It seems that ordinary people are not as far from these things as I imagined, but these people will use the common explanation of "Crashing Evil". Li Huowang secretly said in his heart.
"What if Li Zhi doesn't happen to be here today? What should they do?" Li Huowang thought while looking at Li Zhi who was negotiating with the bitter master.
Looking at the old farm tools and the bare feet stained with yellow mud, the answer to this question seems to be very simple and cruel.
It is estimated that this kind of thing is the same as the sickness of the poor. Minor illnesses are next to each other, serious illnesses are carried on their shoulders, and they just lie down when they can’t resist.
"Cough cough~!" A cough silenced the buzzing discussions of the surrounding crowd.
"Boom~!" As Li Zhi tapped the old drum on his waist with a small stick, the hearts of everyone present also trembled.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" "Please~~ God~~ le~~!"
This confident, high-pitched voice shouted, suppressing all the sounds around him.
Li Huowang turned his head and looked out of the house. The red light in the sky was gradually disappearing, and the silent night was coming.
"The sunset is on the west mountain~~ It's getting dark~~! The dragon returns to the sea and the tiger returns to the mountain~ The dragon returns to the sea to walk in the rain~ The tiger wants to return to the mountain to sleep peacefully~ Aiya~~..."
As Li Zhi sang the words with the same rhythm as the drums~www.wuxiaspot.com~, Er Shen, who had never had a sense of existence beside him, began to tremble, the red hijab on his head, and the colored cloth strips on his body also trembled.
"He has seven-star glazed tiles on his head, and eight-edged purple-gold bricks on his feet. His feet are plucked from the ground, and his head is on the sky. He takes great strides and walks in series, and his feet stand firmly against the camp. Burning incense and playing drums, please Lao Xian~~......"
While beating the drum, Li Zhi took out a few sticks of incense, lit it, and inserted it around the woman on the half-immortal table.
The disheveled woman bared her teeth and grinned like a beast. She was about to pounce, but she shrank back with a whimper when she met the white smoke.
The white smoke wafting from the incense head did not disperse, but slowly swirled around the house. After a while, the house began to become hazy.
The corners of Li Huowang's eyes twitched, and his mood began to feel a little irritable. He glanced at everything around him that was completely normal, and with a frown, he squeezed the back of his neck with his hand, and took two steps back.
"Hey~!" The woman under the red hijab moved for the first time, she started burping, and there was a rustling sound from under the red hijab.
The crowd watching the lively around was obviously frightened, and spread out a little more than before, and some timid people ran home before it was completely dark.
Hearing the hiccups, Li Zhi looked back and continued to sing while beating the drums.
"Old Immortal's house~ I know that you are coming, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, you are powerful and murderous, and you have less murderous power~"
"It's a small room, Galardo, it's amazing to be hit by a knocker, it's easy to deal with a gentleman, and a villain with a tongue~hey~~"
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