Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao

"Ha~ha~" Li Huowang, sweating profusely, put his hands on his knees, gasping for breath.

Li Huowang had been climbing for two hours, but he still hadn't arrived.

The nunnery was much taller than he thought.

He raised his head laboriously, and found that the winding dirt road seemed to have no end, spreading upwards.

Li Huowang gritted his teeth, grabbed the vines beside him, and continued to climb up.

When his legs were sore when he climbed, he finally saw the mountain gate of Anci Nunnery.

Wiping the sweat on his chin with the back of his hand, Li Huowang subconsciously looked at the couplets on both sides of the mountain gates.

What surprised him was that he couldn't understand the couplet of the nunnery at all.

It's not that Li Huowang forgot how to pronounce these words because of Danyangzi, but that these words are very strange.

The appearance of these characters is a long diamond-shaped "multi" posture, with the upper right high and the left lower low. The italics are slender and look like oracle bone inscriptions at first glance, and there are many traces of familiar Chinese characters.

"Is this... a word? Or something else?" Confused Li Huowang walked to the side and touched it with his hand.

After looking at it carefully for a while, he lifted his foot and walked towards the nunnery.

But after walking in, the words that Li Huowang had prepared in his heart had no purpose.

Because in the square overgrown with weeds in front of him, there is not a single person at all, which is in stark contrast to the crowded picture of Zhengde Temple.

"Is there anyone?" Li Huowang's voice echoed back and forth in the square, but no one appeared.

Looking left and right, Li Huowang walked towards the main hall in front. There was no incense in the hall, but it was not dark at all, because this roof was leaking at all, and the slanting sunlight came in and illuminated everything inside.

The Bodhisattva in the center of the hall was also covered in dust and gray spider webs.

If it weren't for the lotus-shaped seat, Li Huowang almost didn't recognize that this was a Bodhisattva.

"Did you make a mistake? This nunnery looks completely deserted."

Just as Li Huowang was thinking about this, a slight snoring caught his attention.

Walking slowly along the sound, behind the statue of the Bodhisattva, he saw a big meat ball that was up and down.

When I got closer, I realized that it wasn't a meat ball, it was a fat nun's belly exposed outside her clothes.

With her nose turned upside down, she just lay on the cold ground, snoring with her mouth open, and the sour smell came to her face.

Black clothes, fat, dirty, all these things are right, the person in front of him is the nun of Anci Nunnery.

Li Huowang, who frowned slightly, looked at the good person in front of Li Zhi's mouth, whether he was good or not, he didn't know for the time being, but as she is now, even bad people don't want to have too much contact with her.

"This master. Qingfengguan Xuanyang has something to ask for." Li Huowang raised his voice and saluted the big meat ball.

The fat nun's snoring showed no sign of stopping. She didn't wake up at all.

"Is she pretending to be with me?"

Li Huowang took a step forward and raised his voice a bit. "This master! Qingfengguan Xuanyang has something to ask for!" However, there was still no response.

Just as Li Huowang was about to call in her ear, he was forced back by the strong stench on her body.

This stinky smell like stinky socks, durian and sweat fermented to the extreme made him a little unbearable.

Before Li Huowang could think of another move, the fat nun shivered and sat up like that.

She tapped Huang Jingjing's eye feces with stubby fingers, and without opening her eyes, she staggered towards the side door next to her. "Oh, it's time to eat, it's time to eat."

"This master. Qingfengguan Xuanyang has something to ask for!"

This time, Li Huowang finally wasn't ignored. The fat nun was taken aback, and the three-layered greasy chin also shook with the master.

"You scared me to death, why are you walking silently?"

Li Huowang stood on the spot with a tangled expression. He no longer considered whether the people here were conspiring to do something wrong, but began to worry about whether the nuns here really had a way to deal with Danyangzi.

"Go worship Buddha and burn incense by yourself! Don't delay my meal!" The fat nun finished coldly. Continue to walk towards the inside with the two elephant legs.

This time, Li Huowang didn't say anything, and just followed behind her and walked in together.

The whole nunnery is very big, but it is also very dilapidated. As bad as the Bodhisattva in the main hall, the Bodhisattva in the auxiliary hall will only be worse.

There are still words on the door of some halls, but it is exactly the same as the word on the door.

"Master, what is this word?" Li Huowang asked.

"Nvshu, of course you don't understand. This kind of word is only passed on to women and not men."

Although she answered the question, the nun seemed very impatient and went straight in.

Looking at the increasingly unfamiliar environment inside, Li Huowang continued to follow him without hesitation. Everything here should be real, there is no strange feeling like that of a hospital.

I don't know if it's because of eating too much black Tai Sui, or because of hallucinations for many years,

Other hallucinations are of little use to me, and even if they are effective, they can be easily distinguished.

After going around for a while, Li Huowang followed the fat nun to a dirt house with a chimney.

The movement from the house proves that there are other people inside. Just by smelling the strong stench, you know that there are all nuns inside.

Seeing that the fat nun rushed in with glowing eyes, Li Huowang, who frowned tightly, took a deep breath, pinched his nose with his hands, and rushed in against the smell of hot eyes.

As soon as he entered the room, the sound of clicking, swallowing, and chewing quickly penetrated into his ears.

Li Huowang almost thought he was in the pigsty.

I saw a group of fat nuns in black clothes eating like this around the **** pot. They didn't even use chopsticks or bowls, so they just grabbed with their hands around the pot.

They ate so deliciously that even a living person like Li Huowang did not react.

As for what they were eating, Li Huowang could only barely discern, it was fried rice with vegetable leaves.

Li Huowang, whose face was flushed with suffocation, opened his mouth to breathe and felt that the smell in the room was a bit spicy.

His move finally caught the attention of others. A fat nun who was full, she gave up her seat to Li Huowang while sucking her fingers.

"Want to eat fast food? Two hundred copper coins each."

Hearing that she asked for money, Li Huowang was not angry but happy. "No, but I need Master's help on something." A golden bean was thrown over.

"Gold!" The fat nun excitedly stuffed the golden beans into her mouth, chewed with her yellow teeth, and after confirming that it was true, spit it back into her palm mixed with vegetable saliva.

"You want to buy pigs? How many? Say! The pigs in our nunnery are the fattest."

Seeing that the other party was leaning over, Li Huowang took a step back.

"No, I heard that the masters of Anci Nunnery are unpredictable, so I came here to seek help from the masters in the nunnery to get rid of evil spirits."

"Hahaha~! Aren't you a Taoist priest? You asked a nun to help you get rid of evil? Hahahaha~"

As if laughter was contagious, the other nuns in the house laughed, and even Li Huowang couldn't help it in the end.

"Hahaha~!"