Devil Seeds
Chapter 301 Barely passing the level (monthly ticket 2,200 plus more!)
"I don't have any of these, and why do you need to use balding, belly, thick-rimmed glasses, or plaid shirts to exorcise evil spirits? Although I don't know what is wrong with people who have these conditions, but it is too much to use these as important conditions for exorcising evil spirits!"
Next, the bald man in the image began to teach his exorcism skills.
Such as bobo dancing, quick tongue flicking, idiot laughing, 365-degree rotation without dead ends picking boogers, saliva touching, dirty eyes and other related skills, all of which wasted ten minutes of Yingzhu's time.
The screen of the mobile phone has been flickering light again and again.
The female ghost named Tomoko Asuka is constantly sending messages to him.
It was obviously asking for help, but suddenly the topic changed and turned into relationship counseling, and even... teasing.
Photos that could be used as the cover of the license plate appeared in the dialog box, waiting for Yingzhu to open it.
"Is this still a womanizer?" Ying Zhu felt that he was familiar with this routine.
Lonely ghosts in reality, regardless of whether they are male or female, are very "sexual".
This is not determined by their own personality, but by attributes.
Lonely ghosts are not like ghost messengers. They belong to the government establishment, and they are only blessed with land. They can "extradite" monks and belong to Tiannian, so they can get a lot of cultivation in return.
Therefore, lonely souls and wild ghosts will try their best to absorb Yang Qi and cultivation through some special methods.
"No! If you're just greedy for my 'beauty', why don't you come directly, but make such a long foreshadowing?"
"Could it be...the ghosts in this world have to meet some conditions before killing people? For example, this female ghost named Tomoko Asuka will start a more direct 'dialogue' with me only after I get the phone. Before that, they must first fulfill certain predetermined conditions?" As the body of the ghost, Yingzhu has dealt with ghosts quite a few times.
But such a weird 'killing' demand has never been seen before.
"According to the concept of equivalent exchange, if this female ghost wants to kill me, it needs to meet various conditions. That is to say... once it is allowed to kill me, it must be difficult to decipher, or even impossible!" Ying Zhu began to analyze quickly, the more she analyzed, the more shocked she felt.
In the entire high-tech weird world at this time, eighty to ninety percent of the monks have obtained Ke Xiaoliang's "heart-to-heart bond". As long as their own thoughts reach a certain level, Ke Xiaoliang will guide them to a similar conclusion.
Ke Xiaoliang introduced these monks into this world, although it was also to harvest magic points.
But it's not just for magic value.
It will not really sit back and watch the mass death of monks, let this high-tech weird world become a playground for a few monks, and a cemetery for a large number of monks.
Therefore, it is necessary to properly set up part of the world for them to guide.
"You can't let her meet the conditions."
"And my problem now is... I can't judge whether to reply to the message is the correct direction, or not to reply to the message is the correct direction, and if it is to reply to the message, what kind of message should be replied to avoid being killed by the curse."
"This kind of choice is much more difficult than the previous three choices. It can be seen that I have unlocked this female ghost's more advanced behavior pattern." Yingzhu analyzed for a while, and then his expression suddenly changed.
Pick up the phone and open the door.
It was pitch black outside the door, so dark that you couldn't see your fingers.
The bright flashlight shone in all directions, and it was barely possible to see clearly that he was in the corridor of a tall building.
Unlike most high-rise buildings with closed elevators, this is a high-rise with open corridors. Yingzhu is not sure which floor he is on.
I only know that the wind is very strong, and the howling wind passes through the corridor, and a thin gray-black mist surges.
At the end of the corridor not far away, it looks like a monster crawling and devouring people.
After groping for the door next door, Ying Zhu began to knock on the door vigorously.
In the room... the ear-piercing screams of the actresses came from the player, and suddenly seemed to stop for a moment.
Then he yelled louder.
"I'm your neighbor next door, please open the door?" Ying Zhu made her voice as gentle as possible.
At this moment, he didn't realize how weird and weird it was for a young and strong man to stand at another man's door and frantically knock on the door in the middle of the night wearing half-length pajamas and a pair of semi-mechanical underpants.
"No! I'm not at home! Huh, huh...!" Someone seemed to be crying under the quilt.
Yingzhu found that the messages on the phone screen were beating faster and faster.
Almost to the point of one shot per second.
At the same time, a sense of suffocation came up.
It seemed that some invisible force was pinching his heart.
Ying Zhu hastily bit his fingers again, and then opened the skirt of his chest.
"Lingbao Tianzun, comfort the figure. The soul of the disciple, the five internal organs are mysterious. The green dragon and the white tiger, there are different battles. Suzaku Xuanwu, I am the real guard." Reciting the mantra, Ying Zhu quickly drew a talisman against evil on the heart.
The oppressive feeling in the heart eased, but that terrible feeling never dissipated.
Picking up the phone, the last message Yingzhu saw was: "You said you wanted to save me, but you didn't keep your promise."
Yingzhu knew that he couldn't delay any longer, so he replied: "I am willing to keep my promise, but how can I save you?"
As the light flickered, Tomoko Asuka replied: "Give me a full body photo of you! I want you to take it now!"
Yingzhu instantly recalled, among the three choices before, the third choice.
Cooperate with the weird, post a circle of friends.
"Understood! The important condition for her to kill me is to take a photo with me. It is best to post it on Moments. It may even flow to more places and kill more people through this co-shoot."
"But because I have already picked up the phone, if I don't meet her conditions, she can kill me after reaching some other opportunity."
"Unless...possible, the photos I took cannot satisfy her. This is the purpose of teaching in that card."
Thinking of this, Yingzhu gritted his teeth, picked up his phone, and snapped two pictures of himself with very obscene expressions.
Then quickly opened the Photoshop software, ignoring the fuzzy ghost behind the photo that was getting closer and still moving.
Then turned himself into a Twisted Dryad.
At this time, Yingzhu was extremely grateful for his long-term "life" in the wasteland world, so that he was no stranger to these technological products.
click! send!
In the circle of friends, two photos of the twisted dryad and the fuzzy ghost appeared.
In the photo, the fuzzy ghost image moved more and more clearly at first.
But after a while, it gradually went away, farther and farther away.
until it disappears.
Yingzhu stared at the pictures on Moments, until she was sure that the female ghost really seemed to be gone and no longer entangled, then she breathed a long sigh of relief.
However, he breathed a sigh of relief.
A rotting corpse smell came from the top of the head.
Then tick tock... tick tock...!
Cold water... dripped on his forehead.
Woke up too early in the morning, accidentally took a nap for a while, and the update is late, everyone forgive me!
There is one more update, everyone wait a moment!
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