Diablo Destruction

Put away your coveting for nature’s peace ring, I really can’t afford to be hurt at this level.

His eyes fell on Jeluka's hand. On it was a perfect gem, and... one bottle had been broken, leaving only an empty bottle of comprehensive rejuvenation potion.

"You guys, you brought this thing back on purpose to stimulate me."

A comprehensive vitality-restoring potion is a good thing. In transactions between adventurers, an ordinary piece of dark gold equipment may not be able to be exchanged for a bottle of comprehensive vitality-restoring potion.

Of course, broken ones are another matter. A damaged dark gold equipment can be repaired by a famous craftsman, but if a bottle is broken, only an empty bottle of comprehensive rejuvenation potion is left. It is too leaky to be used as a urinal. Thinking of the sinister nature of this dirty maid, I have reason to believe that she deliberately brought such an empty bottle, trying to make me, the third stingy Rogge, regret it and roll on the floor in tears after seeing it.

How could you possibly succeed? Don't treat everyone as a fool! !

In fact, when I was thinking about this, I was already rolling on the floor crying, full vitality potion, you bastard! This is a comprehensive rejuvenation potion, you bastard! It's like a resurrection stone, you bastard! You can’t even exchange it for dark gold equipment, you bastard! If converted into gold coins, it might be enough for me to use these gold coins to build a small "gold coin" glorious castle for my two precious daughters, you bastard! !

Damn it, now you are satisfied, you have achieved the effect you want.

Raising my head, I pointed at Jeluka angrily: "I curse you, curse you for not being able to buy sanitary napkins in your life!!"

"It seems to have gone too far..."

Seeing the figure running away in tears after leaving an inexplicable cruel word, Hilmanya tilted her head and looked at the murderer of this farce in confusion.

"What are sanitary napkins?" Jeluka asked.

"No... I don't know, maybe it's a specialty of humans."

"I always feel like it's not a good thing to say." Jeluka said in a cold voice.

"If you curse, it's definitely not a nice thing to say."

"What will happen if I can't buy sanitary napkins? Are there any bad consequences?"

The two puzzled elf girls lowered their heads in deep thought.

"Ah, no, where is His Royal Highness?"

Hilmanya woke up suddenly, now was not the time to think about this.

"His Royal Highness may have gone far away, what should we do?"

"It doesn't matter, it's up to me."

Jeluka, who maintained the dignified posture of a maid, said softly, then held the perfect gem in her hand to her chest and moistened her throat.

"Your Highness, you forgot to take your gem."

The moment she finished speaking, a gust of wind blew by, and the gem in her hand disappeared.

"Don't let me see you before you return to the elf camp."

From a distance, an angry voice came over.

"Let's go back quickly."

Jeluka raised the corner of her mouth slightly, took out two alliance return scrolls, and handed one to Hilmanya. After a moment, the two disappeared in the white light beam.

Jeluka really made me angry. This raging anger in my heart would never go away for three to five minutes. In order to get rid of her temporarily, I didn’t really do anything after returning to Kurast. Instead of immediately going to the elf camp to say hello to Amrudina, he first returned to the main elf city and went to Elder Mokani to take a breather and drink a cup of nectar or fruit wine specially made by the elves.

"Elder Mokani."

Under the leadership of the soldiers, I rushed in furiously. Just as my front feet landed, my body froze motionless as if I had seen a ghost.

Who do you think I saw? This dirty maid is actually sitting next to Elder Mokani, chatting with her.

This is really amazing. Logically speaking, I should have come back one step ahead of that guy. Who can teleport now? Asshole, and I mean back to the elf camp. How did this guy guess that I would teleport on a whim? , came to Elder Mokani for a tour, and came in advance to wait for the rabbit.

For a moment, my mind was filled with surprise and uncertainty. Wait, could this dirty maid secretly install some kind of tracker on me? Using the Dragon Ball Radar, you can immediately know where I am with a beep. Strange thing, indeed, that guy seems to often take advantage of me sleeping and sneak up on me for unknown reasons. Maybe he is installing a tracker.

The more I thought about it, the more likely it was, and I couldn't help but hurriedly groped around my body, my back? It seems not, hair? It's unlikely. The soles of the shoes, well, I have to take them off to take a look.

For a moment, I even ignored the two pairs of eyes in the room. I took off my shoes and looked inside and at the soles. Then I took off my cloak and shook it vigorously.

"Ahem, um...Wu, what are you doing? Is there anything wrong with you?"

Jeluka and Mokani, who were onlookers who didn't know the truth, looked at it in confusion for a while. Mokani finally broke the silence and coughed a few times and asked curiously.

"Oh, I'm looking for the tracker on my body." I responded casually.

"That's really incredible. Whose prank is it?" Mokani covered her mouth and laughed.

"Who else could it be, but this guy?"

I turned around and glared fiercely at the handsome maid sitting next to Elder Mokani, who had a look of confusion and curiosity on her face.

"Eh...Eh? Me?"

She pointed at herself blankly, her eyes full of disbelief.

Damn it, this guy is still pretending to be innocent. I have to say that her acting skills are getting better and better. Even I can be fooled. If it weren’t for the fact being right in front of me, I would have been fooled by her appearance. Woolen cloth.

"Who else could it be if it wasn't you?!"

If Elder Mokani hadn't been there, I wouldn't have lifted the table in my mind but directly lifted the tea table in front of her.

After being stunned for a while, suddenly, this guy stood up with a solemn expression. Between his slightly furrowed brows, there was a hint of familiar dignity and dignity, which made me wipe my eyes in disbelief. This guy is What's wrong? Why does he seem to be a different person? No matter how hard he acts, he can't achieve this effect.

"I'm so sorry, Your Highness."

With her two little hands folded on her belly, she bowed to me dignifiedly, solemnly, and respectfully.

Eh...Eh?

After all, I have spent some time with the pornographic maid, and I gradually realized that something was wrong. Could it be... could it be that the purple-haired and purple-eyed girl in front of me, who was also wearing a simple yet beautiful and dignified maid uniform, was really not a clean maid. Luca?

"I think I already know what His Highness the Prince means. Don't worry, I will definitely give His Highness a satisfactory answer later."

"..."

Could this, this guy be... I was dumbfounded as I looked at the maid in front of me, who had a meticulous expression and was somewhat similar to the royal majesty exuded by Arturia. She pointed at the other person with her mouth wide open and said nothing. Not coming out.

Could it be that... this guy is actually playing with the missing sister of the Colgate sisters, Colgate, in the name of looking for Her Majesty the Queen? ! !

"Your Highness, it seems that you finally remembered. It's been a long time."

Seeing my dumbfounded look, Carole smiled gently, gently pulled the skirts on both sides, and saluted me.

Sure enough, this guy is Colgate's sister! !

I was so shocked that I couldn't speak for a while. Suddenly I remembered something, and I urgently pulled Caroline, who had just finished her salute, to the corner of the house.

"I said Caroline."

"Yes, Your Highness, do you have any orders?"

Even though I was suddenly pulled away like this, Caroline still looked calm, like the most elegant, calm and loyal knight, looking at me, waiting for orders.

"Do you know that your sister is staying here instead of you?"

I whispered in my ear.

"Well, I already know the general situation. I didn't expect such a misunderstanding to happen. Sister, it's true. Can't you explain it carefully?"

Caroline nodded and sighed helplessly.

According to Keluka, when Keluge left to look for Artoria, she had just arrived here, and then the soldiers mistakenly thought she was Keluge and took her back. Look at Keluge's current condition. In response, the dirty maid must have told the truth on this point.

"Didn't you say that if other people knew that the maid of Arlandland had escaped, it would cause a big commotion?" I suddenly remembered Jeluka's explanation at that time and said quickly.

"Sister said that?"

Caroline's eyes were troubled.

"Um."

Although I am not very confident in my memory, at least in this part, I definitely remembered it correctly.

"There is no such thing at all. Although it is true that my sister rarely leaves the great elder's side, she seems quite mysterious to outsiders. If she suddenly appears, it may be shocking, but if she leaves the great elder's side, It will cause a lot of commotion, that’s impossible, I’m afraid my sister just thinks it’s funny when she says this – pretending to be me.”

"This guy……"

I clenched my fists and gritted my teeth. She had lied to me for so long. Fortunately, I tried every means to keep her secret in front of others. I was even careful when I spoke. Every time I saw me stuttering, She must be having fun in her heart, you bastard! !

"I'm really sorry, sister, for causing trouble to you."

Caroline bowed desperately and apologized.

"No, it's not your fault."

"I also have a responsibility. If I had explained it to everyone properly when I left, there would not have been such a misunderstanding, which would have given my sister an opportunity."

Look, what is a knight? This is what Carolie is, honest, humble, calm, and kind. It would be great if the dirty maid could be half as honest as her sister.

However, judging from the fact that she left in a hurry and even forgot to say hello, it is clear that the calm and composed Caroline also has considerable natural attributes, giving people the impression that she often gets confused about small things. I don't know if I was infected by Artoria's troublesome physique, which made me feel like I was in trouble.

"So, Elder Mokani already knows about it now?" I glanced at Mokani, who was looking at the two of us hiding in the corner and whispering, and asked in a low voice.

"Well, I'm afraid I already knew it." Caroline nodded.

"Ah~~~~"

I always feel like I've been tricked a lot, and I feel powerless all over.

"Elder Mokani has long known that the previous Kaluki was actually Jeluka?"

Returning to my seat, I asked in frustration.

"Well, I've known it for a long time. I'm sorry. I just saw Jeluka having so much fun and couldn't bear to expose it for a while. Now it seems that it has caused trouble to you."

Elder Jemokani laughed.

"When did you first discover it?"

"From the very beginning, after Kaluge left, I already knew when Jeluka was brought back. Although I am old, I am not so old that I can't even recognize them."

"I see."

My face is full of depression, at least you already knew it, tell me, do you know how miserable I was teased by that dirty maid for this matter?

"It seems that Jeluka's child did play a little too much. It's my fault for indulging her willfulness."

Mokani and Kaluge both helped Jeluka and apologized desperately, with sincere expressions in front of them, what else can I say?

"Actually, this child Jeluka..."

After reluctantly expressing that he would not be angry with the pornographic maid, the topic changed and Elder Mokani's voice became slightly deeper.

"I have been very withdrawn since I was a child and don't like to talk very much. Except for Kaluga, Artoria and Grand Elder Arlandland, I have almost no one I can talk to. I usually either stay in the library or follow others. She is next to the great elder, so it is rare to see her being willful once, so I can't help but indulge her. Speaking of which, I have never seen her smile before."

After saying that, Elder Mokani looked at me with a smile.

"It seems that Jeluka is very happy with you."

"Big...probably."

How could she be unhappy? I can think of many happiness based on my depression.

"Speaking of which, I don't think I've ever seen Caroline's smile. I remember that you used to smile a lot when I was a kid. That innocent smile was as bright as the sun."

"Eh...Eh? What I'm saying is...ahaha..."

Seeing Mokani sighing and suddenly turning the topic to herself, Kaluge didn't show the slightest panic even though I was forcibly pulled away, so she couldn't help but get into a hurry.

"I really miss it. I helped you change it once before..."

“Ah wow wow————!!”

I don’t know why, but Carolie screamed in panic, interrupting Mokani’s words. She had obviously reached the most critical point. What was changed? What was changed? !

"oh……"

Patting her head, Mokani suddenly realized when she saw the embarrassed and blushing face of Colgate.

"Wu, are you thirsty? Have a cup of tea."

"..."

Ah, the topic was easily changed.

"Speaking of which, how is the matter with the reborn demon Selson?"

The topic suddenly returned to the main topic, and even Karen looked solemn and sat up.

"Oh, don't worry, we just killed it, it was quite a troublesome guy."

This time it was the turn of Karen and Mokani to be stunned, especially Mokani. The cup she was holding fell to the ground.

"Dead...dead?"

Seemingly confused by my downplayed statement, Mokani repeated the question without confirmation.

"Well, he is already dead, and a large number of crystal fragments have been recovered, which saves a lot of effort."

After staying for a while, Mokani nodded and smiled happily.

"Okay, very good. You are indeed the person Akala likes. To be honest, your performance exceeded my expectations."

"Elder Mokani thanks you. Speaking of which, Jeluka really has a share of credit here. If she hadn't discovered the weakness of the reborn demon Selson, things would definitely not have gone so smoothly."

Under Mokani and Kaluge's questioning, I briefly told what happened in the past few days after the reborn demon Selson escaped.

"So that's it. I didn't expect that your strength can already make attacks at the level of world power."

Although what I said was very vague, Elder Mokani quickly saw the most critical point from it.

"It's not worth mentioning. It's just with the help of external forces."

I smiled. I would feel a little embarrassed to be praised by such an old man. But it would be different if I were praised by those guys from Lal. Not to mention my nose, I’m sure my hair would stand up proudly. Of course , I never expected these guys to just praise me.

"Even with the help of external force, it is still a kind of strength. How many people want to use external force to achieve your level but it is impossible."

Mokani responded with a smile, and seemed to see that I didn't like being praised very much, so she didn't continue.

"There shouldn't be much left, and it won't be difficult. I hope we can complete this mission as soon as possible, and then hold funerals for the fallen warriors."

Monica sighed. The elf warrior killed by the reborn demon will always be a pain that cannot be ignored in everyone's heart. There are too many what-ifs and too many regrets.

"If I could have calmed down and stayed..."

Look, Caroline is coming.

"Don't think too much, silly boy. The reborn demon Selson has the top strength in the field and is immortal. You can't deal with it now."

"But it would be nice to at least save the lives of some soldiers..."

Gritting her teeth, Caroline lowered her head and clenched her fists tightly.

"Not so much, but, Carolie, I hope that there will be no casualties in a war. The wish is beautiful, but if it is regarded as a target mission, it is idealism. It would be too sorry to regret and blame yourself at this time. Those warriors have died, and what we can do for them now is to comfort their families and give them the honor they deserve."

When facing death, perhaps it is because the adventurers of the Alliance have always stood at the forefront and made the greatest sacrifices. Only in this way can I say these calm and somewhat indifferent words.

"Wu is right."

Monica gently stroked Caroline's head and comforted her. Unfortunately, she was still a little depressed. It seemed that she put part of the blame on herself. Really, she also learned from Artoria about accepting death. It's quite good.

"By the way, where is Artoria?"

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting a little depressed, I suddenly asked.

"Your Majesty the Queen..."

Carolie was stunned for a moment, and finally came to her senses, but then she immediately became dejected. It seemed that her trip to find people did not achieve much.

"Looking for clues from Harogath in the first world, I found out that Her Majesty the Queen has arrived in the second world. I went around the Rogge camp in the second world and learned from Elder Harogath that Her Majesty the Queen went to Lugao. So, I chased after her, and it turned out that Her Majesty the Queen had already arrived in Kurast by boat. I originally thought that Her Majesty the Queen would finally come here to command the battle, but I didn’t expect that not long after, I heard that Her Majesty had gone to the Demon Fortress. In the end, it seemed that we stopped at Harrogas and went deep into the snowy mountains. From then on, I couldn’t find any clues anymore, so I had no choice but to come back.”

I:"……"

Monica: "..."

Just from the sound of it, I feel that this journey is vigorous, and it seems to be enough to write a documentary novel "Travel Notes of the Dark Continent of the Da Mao King".

"All in all, I think there must be something very important on Artoria's side, so the trip is in such a hurry."

He coughed a few times. After all, Arturia was also his wife, so it was necessary to help her out a few words.

"I'm just worried about whether Her Majesty the Queen will encounter any danger when she is alone."

Speaking of this, as if imagining that Artoria encountered a natural disaster such as a flood, avalanche, etc., Kaluge stood up and walked around the table anxiously.

"Ahem, I think if it's Artoria, there shouldn't be any problems no matter where she goes."

Yes, people with a physique that attracts trouble must also have the same vitality as Xiaoqiang. Although it seems a bit inappropriate to describe Arturia like this, because there is a best example in front of me, that's it.

It’s hard for a husband and hard for a wife…

"Rather than worrying about her being in danger, I think there is a question that is more important."

Seeing that Caroline still looked a little worried and dazed, I cleverly changed the topic in a different direction, and spoke slowly while the two of them were watching.

"That's... Arturia, can she cook alone? In a place like Harrogas, it's not good to eat cold and hard dried meat. Even adventurers will eat it bad."

Seeing that this was what I was talking about, Karen's expression relaxed.

"Don't worry about this. Her Majesty the Queen's ability to survive in the wild is top-notch. She has already become proficient in cooking and other things."

"..."

I think so. People like Artoria who always disappear in a confused way, if they didn't know a little bit about cooking, they would have died of starvation in the wilderness long ago.

"Please rest assured that Her Majesty the Queen is not only an excellent king, but she is also absolutely qualified to be an excellent and virtuous wife."

Not sure what the misunderstanding was, Carolie said quickly.

That's that, even if she doesn't know anything, she is still a wife that can make men break their heads and want to marry her.

"By the way, isn't my sister with His Highness the Prince? It's just pretending. Could it be that she didn't even fulfill her duties as a personal maid and abandoned His Highness the Prince and neglected her duty?"

Suddenly discovering this problem, Carole raised her eyebrows, as if two flames were burning in her purple eyes.

I really wanted to nod my head and say yes, and let Colgate give that naughty maid a good look. If that guy had any nemesis, I'm afraid it would be her sister Colgate.

However, in front of Caroline and Monica, I couldn't lie, so I had to briefly tell the story of my coming back first.

"So that's the case, but I can't forgive it easily. I want to see what the smiling face of my sister who is having fun pretending to be is like?"

Exuding an inexplicable courage, Kaluki stood up and saluted Mokani.

"Grandma Mokani, please allow me to take my leave first."

"Go ahead, just don't blame Jeluka too much."

"In that case, I'll go with you."

I will never admit it. I followed her just to see the miserable appearance of the dirty maid who was being scolded by my sister.

"Then please trouble Your Highness the Prince."

Kalue nodded gently, and the two of them said goodbye to Elder Mokani and quickly walked out of the city.

"Kalujie, let me go first and say hello to Jeluka."

After transforming into a moon wolf, I said this to Caroline.

"If His Royal Highness indulges my sister too much, she will get carried away."

Caroline, who knew her sister's character well, said quickly that she probably thought that I took the first step to inform Jieluka and let her prepare.

"If you're a girl like Jeluka, it doesn't matter if you indulge her a little bit."

I laughed dryly, said something against my will, and added in my heart: It was too late to warn, this dirty maid had already raised her tail in front of me and got carried away.

I said goodbye to Kaluge first, and ran as fast as I could in the direction of the elf camp. At this moment, I just wanted to laugh three times and shout: "Young maid, your good days are over." .

With the full strength of Moon Wolf, the journey time was shortened by half. I rushed back to the elf camp. The first person to greet me was Amrudina.

"Your Highness, it's great that you are finally back."

Amrudina's eyes were shining with joy. Not only that, the elven warriors passing by around her looked at her with no hostility as before, but with a faint arrogance unique to elves. Gratitude and respect.

It seems that Jeluka and Hilmanya have told everyone the news about the beheading of the reborn demon Selson.

"Where are Jeluka and Hilmanya?"

Probably because of her happiness, Amrudina did not notice that my name for the pornographic maid had changed. She led me back to the huge tent and said.

"Lady Carole has come back a moment ago, and she has been wondering where the prince has gone."

…

"Unlucky, a sign of evil spirits coming."

Inside the tent, Jeluka, who was drinking tea leisurely, looked at the tea leaves in the cup, opened his purple eyes wide, and murmured suddenly.