Diablo Destruction

"Your Highness, if you are going to the Demon Fortress, I have a good suggestion."

"oh?"

I raised my head slightly and glanced at Caroline. I always felt that in her excited expression, she would not give any advice that was too good for me.

"elder sister."

Carole unceremoniously lifted the pornographic maid behind her to the front and asked her to kneel on the ground in the shape of a caterpillar.

"Let my sister atone for her sins and go with you."

"..."

Sure enough, my sixth sense was right. This is really a very bad suggestion. Will you atone for your sins? I think this will be her dark journey of repaying kindness with revenge.

"that……"

I began to think about my words and how I could get rid of the pornographic maid. Going to the Demon Fortress was already exhausting, but if I brought this guy with me, the exhaustion would be doubled... No, it was. Ten times that.

"Is there any problem with Grand Elder Yalandlan? Jeluka seems to be responsible for very important things."

I suddenly remembered the identity of the pornographic maid as the intelligence leader, and I had some objections in my heart.

"It doesn't matter. I will report this matter to the Great Elder personally. I believe the Great Elder will definitely approve."

Unexpectedly, this idiot, Carolie, is on the same level as Arturia in terms of ignorance. A magical species like them has no idea of ​​the "implications" that intelligent beings have spent countless years exploring. What do you mean, I am really an idiot for going around in circles with this kind of person.

Jeluka heard it and stared at me with her shining purple eyes full of anger and disdain.

"I don't care about His Royal Highness. I just let him go alone and cry lonely in the middle of the night."

"elder sister--!!"

With a scolding voice from Carolie, the iron fist of sanctions fell from the sky and landed accurately on the head of the pornographic maid. Looking at the golden section-like perfect falling curve contained in this punch, as well as the skillful technique that was as good as the drill, I have reason to believe that Jeluka's analytical ability, like that of an angel with broken wings, may have come from being hit on the head by her younger sister.

All in all, whether it was true or an exaggeration, Jeluka held her head, her eyes filled with tears as clear and heavy as morning dew flowing on tulips.

Is this guy still a child? No matter how you look at it, this look is just a coquettish display of grievance. I was a little cute by the tearful look of the pornographic maid, and shook my head helplessly. I had long felt that the positions of the two sisters should be reversed. Come here, no, maybe it would be more appropriate to change it to a mother-daughter relationship.

"I'm really sorry, Your Highness. Although my sister's mouth is a bit poisonous, I can guarantee that she is a kind-hearted girl."

"Well, I know that too."

Well, actually I would rather exchange her kindness for a slightly sweeter mouth, but can a pornographic maid who has lost her poisonous tongue still be called a pornographic maid? Can we still complain to each other? It’s really confusing.

"So, please be sure to bring your sister with you and let her atone for her sins. Apart from other things, I am not boasting. Anyway, my sister also has advanced strength in the pseudo-field and is also a rare master in the second world. I think at the critical moment, I can still help His Royal Highness a little."

"Yeah, I think so too."

Carolie really understands her sister. At the critical moment, it really has to be the critical moment before she takes action. Unfortunately, I have only been with this guy for so long, and I have only encountered such a "critical moment" once. This makes Why am I so embarrassed?

Seeing that I was still unmoved and hesitating and delaying, Caroline gritted her teeth and seemed to have made up her mind. It made people think that she was going to say some shocking words next.

Sure enough, even though I was mentally prepared, I was still stunned by what Carolie did next, and I didn't even notice the letter slowly slipping from my fingertips.

I saw Carole forcefully pressing down her sister's head, blushing and taking a deep breath, and then stammered: "If...if, if...if His Highness the Prince wants, even...even... There’s no problem even if it’s a bedtime routine—!!”

By the last sentence, she was shouting out loud, almost giving up on herself. Her pretty face turned red like a ripe apple, and her face even seemed to be puffing with white smoke.

Hey hey! !

When I reacted, the first thing I did was to rush to the tent door, poke my head out, and take a sharp look around to make sure no one heard what Carole said, and then I breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking back, the twin sisters were already booing among themselves.

"What are you talking about, idiot Caroline!!"

Jeluka, who also blushed with embarrassment, pushed her head upwards hard, hitting her sister's chin, and yelled at her sister angrily.

"Sister is the big fool, don't forget, we are twins!!"

With her superb strength, Carole subdued her struggling sister, and then stared at her sister with an angry look.

"..."

The two sisters glared at each other. Jeluka didn't know whether it was due to lack of confidence or being in a weak position for a long time. Her momentum gradually weakened and she turned her head away from facing her sister's sharp gaze.

"In short... in short, it is completely impossible for me to go... to go... to sleep with that idiot prince. What if I give birth to many little idiots?"

"You are thinking too far..."

Regarding her sister's ability to think beyond time and space, Caroline expressed serious dissatisfaction.

What are you talking about? I'm afraid you'll give birth to a lot of pornographic maids, you bastard! !

Listening to the truth, I immediately glared.

"I don't care about that. Who told you to pretend to be me? Now that it's done, you should continue to do your job as a personal maid, including... including [that kind of] thing."

Although the key words have been cleverly brought over, Caroline's face is ripe. There was still smoke coming out of the buns.

Um? Ahem, um... can I borrow a question? Was it just my imagination? Did Caroline mean that it would be OK if she was the one who was supposed to be her personal maid?

"Then come on, you're back anyway." Jeluka immediately offered to hand over the position of personal maid.

"If you are willing to go to Her Majesty the Queen, then I have no problem, that's all?"

Caroline didn't seem to mean to refuse.

"Woo~~~~"

For some reason, when her sister said this, Jeluka, who should have breathed a sigh of relief and was thankful that she escaped from the clutches of the devil, suddenly started to cry out in grief.

"Or not!!"

After thinking for a moment, she suddenly pulled her sister into her arms.

"As a sister, how can I watch my sister step into the wolf's den?"

Hey, hey, don't raise your sister's consciousness in such a strange place...and don't look at me like a wary beast, you bastard! From the beginning to the end, you sisters are talking to yourselves, okay! !

"How could it be...His Royal Highness the Prince is a gentle person, and even...that is the duty of a personal maid."

Kaluge, who was being held in her arms like a hen protecting her chicks, quickly glanced at me, lowered her head, and started to squirm with a red face.

I said, hey, can you hear me? Can you please listen to what I have to say? Can I express my opinion? No, please let me, a bastard, express my humble thoughts, please.

I couldn't help crying when I saw that the Colgate sisters had completely entered into a strange mode that made it impossible for outsiders to get a word in.

"No...no, absolutely not!!"

Seeing her sister's appearance, just like a little white rabbit who had washed herself clean and sent it to the wolf's den, Jeluka panicked, although maybe even she herself didn't know why she was panicking. Is it for my sister, or... for myself?

"I'll go, I'll just go. Caroluge, you know Her Majesty the Queen better, so the task of finding Her Majesty the Queen must be yours. I can't do it, so this is the only way!!"

For the first time, the pornographic maid showed off her sister-like attitude and stared at the two of us with eyes that could not be refused. It seemed that if anyone dared to say no, she would open her mouth and it looked like it would take dozens of bites to bite off a meat bun. The little lips pounced to bite people.

They say don’t look at me with hatred and beastly eyes. I, a person who has never been able to say a word from beginning to end, what did I do wrong? Could it be that the saying "you can get shot while lying down" was tailor-made for me?

"Sister, is it really okay?" Carolie asked worriedly.

"No problem, I'll take care of it."

When Jeluka said this, she secretly turned around and glared at me. That "wrap it around me" seemed to imply another layer of meaning that made people shudder.

"Then it's agreed that this time, sister will make amends and serve His Highness the Prince well."

"Yeah, it's agreed."

Jeluka looked troubled. Although she knew very well that she had fallen into her sister's trap, she still had to continue to trap her. She understood her sister's character. If she didn't do this, then she would really It is possible that she will become a personal maid in her place. How can that idiot prince succeed? ! !

"I said, can you listen to my opinion?"

Seeing the Colgate sisters talking to each other, it was as if they had discussed some decision that had nothing to do with me. Taking advantage of the opportunity, I finally intervened from the side.

"Is His Royal Highness unwilling to give my sister a chance to atone for her sins?" Kaluge looked sad.

"That's not true, it's just..."

"Okay, I understand what His Highness the Prince means. In this case, in order to punish my sister who has committed a crime of disrespect to His Highness, I can only choose a day to put her in prison."

Carole's expression straightened, revealing a selfless aura. In fact, having inherited part of Artoria's character, she would never show favoritism and would do what she said.

"Um...if Jeluka is thrown into prison, how long will she have to stay at least?"

"The crime of offending His Royal Highness is not a light one. It will last for at least twenty years."

I:"……"

"Okay, I understand, just let her redeem herself."

I sat down on the chair completely exhausted, with despair on my face. How many pairs of wings did I have to break in my previous life to end up entangled with a pornographic maid in this life?

"That's great, sister, you must pay your dues and serve His Highness the Prince well, do you understand?"

Caroline held her sister's hand and jumped up and down like an ordinary lively girl.

"well……"

Jeluka and I sighed at the same time. Looking at Jeluka's appearance, we didn't know whether she was leading the topic intentionally or unconsciously. If all this was just unintentional, then I can only sigh. Natural black qualifications are really terrible.

"Oh, I don't care, just do whatever you like."

Seeing that she had fallen into the "wolf's den" again, and was pushed down by her own sister, Jeluka left an angry word in despair and ran out.

Inside the tent, the only sounds left were me and Carole drinking tea leisurely.

"Why do you have to let Jeluka follow me? I think Grandma Yalandlan doesn't have enough time to let her stay outside for such a long time. Aren't we afraid that the entire elven intelligence system will collapse?"

"Really? It turns out that my sister has already told you that her secret identity as an Elf intelligence elder is something that even many Elf elders don't know about. Although there is no need to hide it from His Majesty the Prince..."

After a pause, a gentle smile appeared on Carolie's serious face.

"It seems that my sister really trusts His Highness the Prince."

"I think she just said it because she thought it was funny." I scratched my head and said.

"His Royal Highness said this, but he misunderstood my sister. Although my sister often acts like a child who has not grown up, she is not able to tell such important secrets to people she does not trust. As an intelligence elder, if she even does this If you don’t have the ability to judge, how could Elder Yalandlan let my sister take on such an important position?”

"That's true." Carole was speechless when she retorted, so I could only deal with it with a silly smile.

"Speaking of which, you haven't answered my question yet? Why do you want Jeluka to follow me?"

A moment of silence...

"What does His Highness the Prince think of my sister? I mean, what kind of person does His Highness think my sister is?" Carolie asked without answering.

"Well... I can't say I understand it. Generally speaking, what I can see is just a superficial layer. Well, my personality is a bit weird. I'm not very good at getting along with others. I like to say some strange things..."

In front of the old-fashioned Carole, I really couldn't say the word "dirty jokes".

"Also, sometimes he has a very timid side, and he always feels like a guy who is hard to figure out."

I reluctantly used the gentlest sentence I could think of, and after finishing my evaluation, I gasped for air, as if I had fought a battle with the reborn demon Selson.

"His Royal Highness is so humble. Isn't this already very detailed?"

Carolie pursed her lips and smiled, looking at the tea cup in her hand in ecstasy, and suddenly said.

"Since I was a child, my sister has always followed Her Majesty and I, always hiding behind the two of us, looking at other people with timid eyes. For me, my sister is not the sister who protects me, but the sister who protects me. She is the sister that I must protect."

"Yeah, I'm listening."

Although I was curious as to why Carole would talk about these topics, I still listened patiently.

"In my opinion, my sister is smart, but clumsy, timid, afraid of strangers, likes to act coquettishly, loves to show off, and always likes to disguise herself with things she learned from some strange books. Your Highness, you Do you think these are similar to your views?”

"..."

I didn't expect that Carole would suddenly break the news like this, and she would mercilessly dig up her own sister's secrets. I was stunned for a moment and didn't know how to answer.

Fortunately, it seemed that Carol wasn't trying to get an answer from me, she continued.

"Growing up, I always thought that my sister was weak and I had to protect her, but that was not the case. Although my sister was timid and scared when she was a child, and would be frightened to tears when a thunder was struck, I actually envied her very much. When I was young, When we are with Her Majesty the Queen, my sister is always able to quickly understand things that I and even Her Majesty the Queen don’t understand. Although she always hides behind us, she is always faster than Her Majesty the Queen when encountering any problem. make wise judgments, and all I can do is blindly swing my sword behind Her Majesty the Queen's back."

I:"……"

"This is still the case even now. My sister is already an intelligence elder beside the great elder and is an indispensable existence for the entire elves. But I can still only be beside Her Majesty the Queen, silently serving as a personal maid. Of course, I I don’t mean that this responsibility is unimportant, but Her Majesty the Queen is very strong, brave and wise, and does not need my protection at all. Whenever I think of this, I can only look up to my sister as an intelligence elder from afar."

"..."

"I'm sorry, I just said some incomprehensible things. What I want to say is, even though she is so timid, afraid of strangers, timid, and always likes to say some strange things, she is actually really powerful. She is not as good as me. Zhongyong always wants to protect her sister, she is much more powerful, please His Highness the Prince can see her excellent side."

"I understand, Carol, please raise your head. At this time, you should hold your head high for the sister you are proud of, instead of lowering your head, right?"

"Yes, Your Highness."

Carolie took a deep breath, raised her head vigorously, and responded loudly.

"If you don't mind, tell me more about Caroline. Although this guy told me her secret identity, she is very strict about her own affairs, no matter how she makes insinuations. I’m willing to reveal something.”

"That must be because His Highness the Prince asked about things that make my sister shy."

Kaluge smiled brightly, blooming like a noble and beautiful purple tulip.

"I am very happy, if Your Highness is willing to listen to my nagging..."