Diablo Destruction

"By the way, have you heard about the guy who took over? I'm really curious. This alliance elder has obviously done a great job, why did you suddenly find someone to replace her? What you Human Alliance is doing is really confusing. Understand."

"Ha... Hahaha, yes, I don't know who is going to replace her, and why?"

In response to the question from the dwarf warrior B who made a friendly cameo appearance, I could only laugh a few times. At this time, I really couldn’t think of what expression I should use before I could say, "Actually, the person you are talking about taking over is me." Come out like this.

"Speaking of which..."

The dwarf warrior A looked at me dissatisfied.

"Maybe this is just my imagination, but have you been calling us very disrespectful names from the beginning?"

"How...how could it be possible, hahahaha~~~~"

I let out a silly smile that made people feel innocent and harmless, and secretly clicked my tongue in disdain.

He's obviously a walk-on, but his sixth sense is pretty sharp. It feels like I've seen the main character's face covered with a mosaic that's full of cheap animation, but only the occasional shot of the toilet bowl that flashes through has been spent a lot of time on detail and texture. 3d is the same as strange third-rate animation with frame rate processing.

"To prevent this possibility, let's introduce ourselves again."

Huh? Did you introduce yourselves just now? I was deeply shocked. Yes, that’s right. If you put it in terms of the animation industry, it must be to save money and cut out the self-introduction clip of the supporting actor, and then give a "bong~~~~" after a few minutes. There was an explosion and a perfunctory shot of two mosaic-covered corpses flying over, which tentatively let the audience know that the role of these two supporting actors was over.

But why reintroduce it now? I don't understand.

"My name is Begita." The dwarf warrior A lived up to expectations with a name that made people complain.

"This person next to me..."

"Wait a minute, of course I introduced myself again." The dwarf warrior B was dissatisfied and pushed a... no, pushed away Vegeta's fingers, and then proudly pointed to his beard with his thumb.

"Remember it, human adventurer, my name is Yamcha. You will definitely see this noble name on the monument of heroes in the future."

"Yes, it is……"

Well, in short, if I could describe the relationship between these two guys in just one sentence, it would be "the guy with the Fuji head slept with the woman", right?

"I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't expect the two of you to have such noble names that have such profound meanings that make people burst into tears."

I feel deeply sorry for calling them dwarf warriors A and B just now. If it is these two names, I would be really sorry for not calling them properly.

"My name is Wu Fan, nice to meet you two."

"Wu Fan? Isn't this exactly the same as your passerby appearance? Your parents are really amazing guys, they were so far-sighted when they just left you."

Becky couldn't help but stand up and said, this is really an unpleasant tribute.

"Yeah, yeah, how about I just call you my passerby brother?" The guy who was quite drunk and had the woman he slept with Fuji patted me on the shoulder and suggested.

"..."

These two guys just gave them a little color and then climbed up the pole. They were so angry that they just called the dwarf warriors A and B.

"Speaking of which, the name Wu Fan... seems a bit familiar. Yamcha, have you heard of it?"

After drinking a large bottle of strong wine, dwarf warrior A was mostly drunk.

"Let me think about it... uh, by the way, isn't it the guy who has been in the limelight of the Human Alliance recently? I heard that he is the mainland twin star, the youngest elder of the alliance, with high strength and friction, in short, what can be blown Just blowing what?"

"..."

My reputation turned out to be blown out of proportion, so I'm really sorry.

"You guys, no matter what, you actually have the same name as that popular elder."

"Yeah, yeah, it's really not easy. In order to distinguish yourself, I decided to change my name to [Passenger]. Not only is it easy, but I can instantly remember your face when I see it. Thinking of the name, this is the most important mission given to the name, isn’t it?”

Dwarf Warrior B comforted me with comforting words that were absolutely unpleasant.

No, do the opposite! Totally the opposite! It should be that when you hear the name, you can immediately think of the other person's appearance and information in your mind. This is the important mission given to the name. How can you make billions of names in the entire continent feel so embarrassed, you bastards! !

But forget it, it seems that these two guys didn't realize it. As a dwarf, they probably don't understand how rare the name Wu Fan is among the humans in the Dark Continent. Coupled with a passerby's face, it's natural for them to misunderstand. Well, it’s really a shame for the male protagonist in the universe to look like a passer-by.

"By the way, have you heard of that Tualatin guy?" When I was frustrated, A and B talked among themselves.

"I heard that that greedy little bastard is trying to collect some forging tax. I haven't seen him for a few years, and I think his skin is getting more and more itchy."

"How about we get together with two groups and see if we can go back to the first world and beat that guy up."

"No, if we beat that little bastard away, who will be the dwarf king, you?"

"Stop joking, how can I waste my great youth in such a ghost place?"

"I heard that the ten elders joined forces and beat that guy until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen."

"Hahaha, is that really like that? Only this time, I want to praise you. Those ten naysayers finally did something good."

"Forget it, don't worry about such boring things and keep drinking."

Seemingly telling some gossip that I couldn’t pretend I hadn’t heard, A and B continued to drink heavily.

Forget it, I already have the basic information I want to get anyway, and I don’t have the ability to find out other more useful things from these two drunkards.

He said hello dejectedly, and returned to his seat amidst the farewells of the two short winter melons, "Hey, passerby brothers, I'll treat you next time."

Why do you feel a vague feeling of severe frustration like "I got ridiculed ten times just to get a piece of information?" By the way, am I the one who complains or the one who is complained about? You can’t figure it out anymore, you bastard! !

"What's wrong, you finally discovered the perverted fact that the maid has grown tired of playing with her and wants to attack the dwarves?"

She was probably curious when she saw me leaving in joy and returning disappointed, so the slutty maid asked unscrupulously.

"Sister, I want to put your mouth in a dwarf furnace and forge it to see if it can be repaired." I glared at her and threatened her.

"If you do that, in addition to the poison attribute that was added before, maybe you can also be given new ice and fire attributes."

Unexpectedly, Jeluka did not accept this trick at all, but actually started to think about it.

"What's the use of such attributes, you bastard!!"

"Wouldn't it make the other person feel very comfortable when [beep] beeps? Your Highness, you really want to obtain such a function before you say such words, and you also want to coerce others to say such a shameful goal , what a beast.”

The blushing performance mode is in full swing.

"..."

I don't know what to say anymore. Could this guy be drinking alcohol?

Seeing that Jeluka's face was a little red and her eyes seemed to be a little blurry, I grabbed the half-drunk pure juice in front of her and put it to my nose to smell it.

By the way, Jeluka seems to be very hygienic. Especially when going to a place like a bar, she will definitely use her own cup to drink instead of the bar cup. She is very hygienic, or can it be said that she is just a hygienic person? Should intelligence chiefs be as vigilant as they should be?

Relying on the sensitive nose of a druid, I immediately distinguished several scents from the juice. There were several unnamed rich fruity sweet scents with the largest components in pure juice, mixed with the refreshing tulip (this is because it is It smells like the guy's saliva sticking to the rim of the cup), and there's a barely noticeable hint of alcohol in it.

Sure enough, in such a large bar, because of the large amount of consumption in a day, pure fruit juice and other wines are piled together for the convenience of pouring. Naturally, it is inevitable that there will be a little alcohol smell. Although the content is such a small amount, For ordinary people, it is not a problem at all, and they may not even feel it at all, but for people with special physiques like Jeluka and Sister Sharna, it would be a tragedy.

"His Royal Highness...is really a big pervert. He actually...played with my cup like...that way, and...with a disgusting expression on his face. It's so scary~~~wuwu~~~"

Seeing my series of actions, Jeluka's blurred purple eyes flashed with timidity and fear.

Ah, it's really about to explode.

I thought for a while, the polar storm was brewing at my fingertips, describing a frozen mist. Because I had to control its power, it took several seconds to complete. Then I threw the frozen mist onto Jeluka's face and applied it like a facial mask. As if, he rubbed it all over her flushed face to spread the ice air evenly.

Okay, I admit, I just want to try how Jeluka’s face feels. I don’t know why, after rubbing the little ghost’s soft and elastic face, I always like to pinch other girls’ faces. , compare it, and hope that one day I can find a hand that can rival that little saint.

Well, Jeluka's face is also very soft, smooth but not greasy, which is slightly different from the oval face that is common among the elves. This outline is slightly rounder, but the meat dumplings on it neither appear too little nor too thick. It makes people think that he has a round face. It should be described as just right. Is it because he often puffs up his face when he is angry? Haha, but it's a pity that it still can't be compared with the feel of the little ghost.

Seeing Jeluka looking at her with a teary "you bully" look on her face, I stopped my hand at the right time, otherwise, even if she wakes up from drunkenness, she will still explode because of these hands that are causing trouble on her face.

"Hey, it feels good." I gave her a thumbs up cheerfully.

As a result, she happily took out the Sword of the Rising Sun and hit me on the head.

"Really, His Royal Highness is so perverted that he doesn't even spare the maid's face. Do you want to develop any new ways to shame yourself?"

Jeluka, who kept her expression unchanged as always and made dirty jokes, complained with a look that was ten thousand times colder than looking at an animal, but her face still had a lingering red glow, which slightly exposed her timidity. The nature of a maid.

"Forget it, let's go. We won't get any news if we stay here."

I sighed. It seemed that I could only wait for this bastard drunkard to wake up after making a big fuss, and then ask her for specific information. Then he would definitely extort a jar of good wine or something. With that guy's In terms of character, it's a sure thing. Fortunately, before leaving the elves, I shamelessly asked Mokani for dozens of jars of various good wines. Let's take it as extra reward for killing the reborn demon Selson.

"Two hundred and twenty-three gold coins, my lord."

When I checked out, the waiter quoted me an unacceptable price.

"I remember it was only one cup of cider, one cup of pure fruit juice, and, by the way, two glasses of good wheat bar."

Frowning, I secretly thought that prices have risen too fast recently. Putting it in Rogge Camp, the price would be more than ten gold coins at most.

"But, the two dwarf warriors said that they can charge their accounts to you." The waiter explained quickly.

"..."

I held back a mouthful of blood and didn't spit out the blood. It's not like those two old bastards and old men couldn't afford the money, but actually... As expected, they were of the same variety as the Mudiao winter melon, and they were not good things.

"Hug... I'm sorry. I saw that you are very familiar with the two dwarf warriors. We sat together chatting and ordered two glasses of fine ale. I had no doubts, so..."

The dwarves are definitely world-famous for their stinginess and ability to take advantage of others. Seeing me frowning, the waiter, no matter how stupid he is, should have thought of the reason.

"I'm very sorry. This was all caused by my error in judgment. You only need to pay the original share."

Don't mess with adventurers for this kind of thing. This is a must-have common sense for bar survival.

"Forget it, let's do it."

I secretly thought that when I meet those two bastards in the future, I must fix it and let them know how easy it is to cheat Rogge Third's stingy money.

"Hey, you idiot, you're still drinking!!"

After paying a heart-wrenching sum of money with the waiter's endless gratitude, I turned around and saw Jeluka holding her half-full pure juice with one hand on her hips and the other holding the cup high, raising her white neck and grunting. After a few gurgles, he drank it in one sip with great enthusiasm.

This guy, knowing that there is alcohol in the juice, still does this, definitely to cause trouble for me, that’s absolutely right! !

"Hoo-ho-hey-!"

Because she drank it in one breath, Jeluka looked a little more drunk than before, and even the warm breath exhaled from her moist lips seemed to have turned into floral wine soaked in flower petals. Qi, this moment is not something that can be awakened by a small ball of ice gas.

Then, she leaned her head over, half-leaning in her arms, and rubbed her face against it a few times, as if she was looking for a soft pillow.

In the eyes of others, it was a very sweet scene, but it frightened me to the point where I even moaned, "This bar is over."

But unexpectedly, leaning against me like this, the pornographic maid, who was so timid and resisted men's contact, actually continued to breathe steadily.

This...what on earth is going on?

After reacting, I changed from being frightened to being suspicious at this moment.

Could it be that……

I lowered my head and looked at Jeluka's so close, so beautiful and drunken expression that it was a bit dazzling, and suddenly an idea flashed in my mind.

Could it be that this guy no longer treats me as a man?

"..."

So sad, the sadness welling up in my heart is even sadder and sadder than the dream of having the gong cakes placed in front of me being eaten by others one by one with a delicious sound.

With this sadness, I supported Jeluka and said to the other onlookers who didn't know the truth, "Boy, you have a way of getting such a beauty drunk. Now you must be in a hurry to take her back to the hotel to do bad things." With envious or jealous eyes, he left the bar step by step. Looking from a distance, his back looked particularly depressed.

My original intention was to take Jeluka back to the hotel. Ahem, of course, I didn't mean to do anything bad. I just asked her to lie down and not disturb her actions.

Only when he was halfway there did he remember that the two of them had come all the way, met Glio in a hurry, and then went straight to the bar to inquire about the news. It seemed that... they hadn't found a hotel yet.

Do you want to hold this pornographic maid and wander around the streets like this? Even I have to admit that the drunk guy in my arms is a stunning beauty. If you do this, you will be naked and will definitely be beaten by jealous passers-by.

By the way, when I first arrived, didn't the barbarian warrior whose name I met tell me where to stay in a hotel called Simba Hotel? Let's look for it.

As for why I can remember the Simba Hotel but not the name of the savages, it’s simple, because we grew up watching lions instead of savages, huh!