Diablo Destruction

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Linya: "..."

I:"……"

"I'm sorry, I probably don't have enough sleep. I've been a bit dazzled lately. I often see some strange things, such as Farah wearing a grass skirt dangling in front of my eyes, or Doraemon turning into a devil muscleman (a raccoon cat). ?), for example, Optimus Prime was pinned down by the Decepticons or something..."

"Yes...yeah, haha, my eyes...my eyes are a little blurry." Linya followed with a stiff smile.

Linya and I tried our best to treat the old drunkard as a piece of air, shook our heads, pretended to be nonchalant, and passed quickly by.

"Hey, you bastards, you actually..."

The angry shouts of the old drunkard came from behind. We quickened our pace and shielded our ears. Suddenly, the world became pure. Living in this world for so long, I have never felt so happy that I could not hear the sound. Thank you, Old drunkard, I wish you to become a Buddha soon.

"Who are Dora [Beep] Moe and Optimus Prime Decepticon?" After walking for a while, Linya suddenly tilted her head and looked at me.

"That...is Fini's friend."

"Fei...Fini?"

Linya showed a subtle expression, probably thinking that they were all the same kind as Feini, forget it, no matter what, it would be fine.

That old drunkard guy is probably unreliable. If he gets serious, he might be able to work for a thousand people. But looking at her carefree look just now, it is obvious that she is more fun than serious. I want her to do her job peacefully. The possibility is no greater than asking the three demon gods to come and lift the pillars and dig trenches.

Sure enough, we still have to think of other ways. There are only about twenty days until Lishen's birthday. If we don't hurry up, I'm afraid there won't be enough time to get all this done. Let's discuss it with Akala another day.

"Oh~~~~~Sister Linya, little brother Fan~~~~~"

Just as I was thinking about it, Linya and I were walking around. Not long after we walked, a familiar voice came from the distance.

When I looked back, I was immediately happy. It was Sister Lina, followed by the bruised and swollen gorilla Gott.

This guy is still alive. He has been so traumatized. Is it really okay not to lie down in bed for a few days? Thinking like this, I cast my eyes full of malicious speculation on Gott's buttocks.

"Oh hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~ Who am I talking about? It turns out to be Brother Wu."

Gott's classic gorilla-like laughter followed Sister Lina and thought, is it really okay? Seeing Gaut's fool-like smile that didn't look fake, I secretly wiped away my tears. Maybe I should ask Princess Sanwu to write a book for this gorilla, titled "The Strong Life of an Orangutan".

"Hey, Gott, are you... okay?"

As I said this, I couldn't help but subconsciously glance at his buttocks.

"Okay? What's wrong with me? I eat well, sleep well, and Lina poops like a pig every day~~~~~~~"

Halfway through his words, he was hit in the abdomen by Sister Lina's elbow. As a result, he bent down in pain and vomited out a mouthful of blood. But surprisingly, what he covered with his hands was not his stomach, but... his butt.

Um, is an old injury involved? Sure enough, it still hurts a lot, I showed a condescending look of pity.

Now it seems that Gott, this stupid orangutan, obviously didn't know that I was there when he was made into a "figure". I thought that only Sister Lina knew about it, and touched her butt with a grin on her face. He raised his head and showed me a hearty smile, and his white teeth flashed with a dazzling sunlight.

"I'm sorry, I made you two laugh. Speaking of which, when I got up this morning, for some reason, my buttocks suddenly felt like they were on fire. So, you know, if you encounter this kind of situation, don't you have to apply ice? ?Isn’t it necessary to do this? Isn’t it a custom?”

No... I'm sorry, Gott. As humans, we have never encountered such a situation, and we don't know that there is such a custom.

"So, that's what I did, but accidentally, a piece of ice seemed to run in and poof~~~~~~~"

Gott suffered a second elbow blow and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and his life or death was unknown.

"Sorry, my Gott said some strange things."

Sister Lina tried her best to give me a subtle smile, and Linya, who was blushing and helpless, bowed and apologized, and did not forget to kick the ground a few times.

Gort, he is an upright paladin who will lie honestly even if he lies. May God bless him and may his soul rest in peace.

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead, you bastard!!!"

For some reason, his animal instinct suddenly came into play. Gaote, who noticed the meaning of my gaze, suddenly dug his face out of the soil and roared loudly.

"Humph, let's not talk about this anymore."

Suddenly, Gao Te suddenly changed the topic abruptly. He thought that he had done it perfectly and without any abruptness, and showed a look like "After I said this, you must also want to talk about other things now." Of course.

"Brother Wu, I have already heard from Mr. Akara about your stay in the second world."

With a serious and serious face, a majestic Chinese-shaped face, and short, straight back hair, it is easy for people to feel a tough and powerful style. Gaut exudes his extremely deceptive "as if he is a strange person." "Director of the organization" with the same majestic aura.

Then, he patted me on the shoulder: "Well done, brother Wu, you are becoming more and more like a man who stands upright."

"Yeah...thank you..."

I tilted my head, showing a confused expression. Should I be happy to be praised like this? Or to be more precise, should I feel happy to be praised by such a guy?

"How about it, do you feel better? Join our sheep, mule, and chicken team."

"No, please allow me to solemnly refuse this!"

Without hesitation, I removed my hands from my shoulders and joined the army of animals that can no longer be described as strange but can be directly called perverted ghosts, idiots, and idiots. Vilas and the others will divorce me immediately, and Akara will fire me immediately. The squid, even the human world may no longer be able to accept myself like that. It is simply more terrifying than falling into hell. I would rather sell my soul to Lucifer than join such an organization.

"Really? What a pity. Don't blame me for not telling you. If you join now, you can still have time on God's birthday. With the reputation of our Sheep Mule Chicken Team and the long-planned plan, we can soar into the sky and become famous all over the world. , even dominating the world is not impossible, how about it? Don’t think about it anymore?”

Gott looked at me with bright eyes, a salesman's look that said, "If you don't join us now, you will suffer big losses later. You will regret it later and if you want to join us again, it will be too late." I dare to swear that I I have never seen such a gorilla salesman in my life that makes me want to beat him up.

"Oh, really? Do your Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team have any plans for God's birthday?"

I looked at Gott with indifferent eyes, then turned back and nodded to Linya.

"Linya, remember this. On God's Birthday, Gott, Mishan and Khan were listed as dangerous elements. If you find that the three of them want to gather together, they will be arrested immediately for destroying God's Birthday."

"I understand, Brother Wu."

Linya, who had no doubt about the destructive power of this combination, nodded with a serious face and scribbled down notes in her little notebook.

"No -!!! Brother Wu, how could you do this? I know. You must be planning something. You are planning to make a big splash on God's birthday. You are afraid that our team of sheep, mule and chicken will steal your limelight, so That's why I used such despicable means. I misjudged you, I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Gott pointed at me angrily and cursed.

“Afraid of stealing the spotlight?”

After listening to Gott's arrogant and nonsense words, my brain buzzed, and my dignity as a singer immediately burned brightly.

"Hahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Laughing...what are you laughing at?"

For a moment, Gott was also shocked by the laughter that was full of (superficial) confidence and arrogance.

"Stupid humans."

I gently raised my cloak, and a proud smile that mocked the world appeared on the corner of my mouth. At this moment, I was no longer the usual me, that ordinary passerby, but a song! god! Wu! Fan!

"Indeed, I have a plan for God's birthday, but with your sheep, mule, and chicken team that is only qualified to be comedians, you want to steal the most powerful band in the world? You are really ignorant."

"Wha...what, how unreasonable are you to say that our Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team is a group of comedians? I really want to know, your weird band, is it a vulgar group that imitates some animal sounds, haha. Haha~~~~~~”

"You...what did you say?!!!"

I was extremely angry. This guy, this impolite orangutan, actually said that the strongest band in history formed by Aleus and I with the goal of "conquering the universe with singing" was like that. It was really courageous. Based on this sentence, even if he is being punished by heaven and a scorched chimpanzee is roasted by thunder and fire, it is not an unusual thing.

For a moment, the two people faced off, their eyes filled with the shadow of swords and guns.

"..."

Linya, who saw this scene, tilted her head and looked at her husband in confusion. After hesitating for a while, she gently waved her quill with an apologetic look and added to the list of people who needed to be vigilant. Above is the word Wu Fan.

Karina, who was opposite, also looked at Linya with an apologetic look that said, "Don't worry, I will take good care of this gorilla when the time comes."

"Hmph, it seems we can only compete on God's birthday."

After confronting each other for a long time, our eyes suddenly became light and pale, as if after a great battle, we suddenly saw through the life and death of a peerless swordsman and swordsman.

"It seems that this is all we can do. Hmph, don't worry. It won't be long before you see the true strength of our Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team. Your band will fall, and I, Mishan and Khan will live forever. live."

Gott looked at me deeply, as if he was telling a fact with confidence, full of indifference and vicissitudes of life, as if nothing in this world could attract him anymore.

With this aura of being out of touch with the world, Gaut slowly turned around, pushed down his cloak and hat, tilted his head slightly, and seemed to have glanced here, but didn't seem to, and then took lonely steps. , and left without looking back.

"Snapped."

A leather whip wrapped around Gott's neck and pulled him back.

"Lina, what are you doing? This is obviously the most important moment!!" Like a gorilla trapped in a cage again, Gott struggled with his hands and feet.

Ignoring her husband's struggles and complaints, Sister Lina bowed deeply to us again.

"I'm sorry, I will definitely take care of this guy on God's birthday, because I really want to attend this God's birthday, so please don't drive our couple away."

"Lina, what are you talking about! It seems that we have done something that will cause us to be expelled from the Rogge camp by the alliance." Gaut shouted loudly while untying the rope around his neck.

"It's not us, it's you!!"

After a few snaps, Karina couldn't bear it anymore and gave her husband a tornado over his shoulder, knocking him to the ground.

"Ha, haha~~~~, don't worry, sister Lina, please don't mind and enjoy the coming birthday of God." Faced with this scene, Linya could only smile bitterly again and again.

"Then, leave the rest of today's work to us."

Karina held the rope and shook Gott, who was lying on the ground with his legs in the air and foaming at the mouth, and gave Linya a meaningful smile.

"Eh...Eh? How is this possible..." Linya blushed and shook her head quickly.

"Okay, okay, are you saying you don't trust me?"

"No, that's not what I meant..."

"That's it, let's go."

As she spoke, Karina leaned into Linya's ear and whispered softly.

"You must make good use of opportunities to be alone, women. Only by giving birth to children will you win more favor from men."

"Eh...Ehhhhhh?!!!!!!"

Linya made a pop, and smoke started to appear on her red forehead.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing that Sister Lina just said a word, Linya became as shy as Vilas, I couldn't help but leaned forward curiously and pricked up my ears.

"Go, go, go, this is a private conversation between women."

As a result, Sister Lina waved her away, and I could only walk aside angrily.

Then, Karina continued to put her mouth to Linya's shy and red ears: "Little Linya, don't blame me for being partial. Vilas and I are from the same sister village. I will definitely support her more and give her advice. In this case, I will only tell you this time."

Karina showed a mature smile, and after saying that, she pulled Gott away.

"Linya, what exactly did Sister Lina say to you?"

After the two figures disappeared, I immediately rushed up and looked curiously at Linya, whose face was flushed and her pretty face was so charming.

"Nothing, really nothing!"

Linya was startled, and then shook her head like a rattle, becoming more and more suspicious.

"Let's go...let's go."

Before I could continue to ask, Linya took her hand and strode forward. I said, Linya, you are exaggerating. We all walk with the same hands and feet.

"Where to go?"

Seeing Linya looking so shy that she couldn't stand the cool breeze, I was so surprised that I also had questions in my mind.

"Go... let's go shopping... just the two of us."

I don't know what she thought of, but Linya's pretty red face was almost buried in her breasts, which were still extremely proud even after being corseted.

"Don't worry about this anymore?" I was dumbfounded.

"Brother Wu, wuwu, really, didn't sister Lina just say that? Just leave it to her."

For some reason, I was glared at by Linya. Did I say something wrong? Thinking back on it, I don't think so either.

Forget it, since Linya has said this, I have nothing to worry about. I am just very curious about what Sister Lina said to Linya to make Linya, who has a strong sense of responsibility, give up her current job... …