Diablo Destruction

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In the end, I gave all of the hundred or so adventurers to Sister Lina for distribution. With her as a pseudo-field master, she was able to calm the scene and command them with ease.

After the expansion matter was settled, I felt at ease.

So, I decided to sit down and have a heart-to-heart talk with Princess Sanwu to make her deeply understand how harmful the Beast Duke series she wrote is.

In order to increase my persuasiveness, I also considered a practical case, such as the pornographic maid, as long as I first clean up her past and describe her as an innocent and kind-hearted person who can even speak words with a similar pronunciation to "kiss" from her mouth. The blushing pure white girl, after watching the Beast Duke series, now described her current unfettered and cute personality to Princess Sanwu honestly and verbatim.

I think that even if Princess Sanwu is a cold-blooded killer who can kill babies without changing her expression, she will regret it and cry bitterly because of this example, and deeply feel what kind of book she wrote about the Duke of Beasts series. A terrifying novel that twists people's characters and turns a chaste angel into a pornographic maid.

"Ahem, little Jasmine, there is something I need to tell you."

Princess Sanwu was still lying on the table writing furiously, and I didn't know what terrible things she was writing. I coughed several times and sat down opposite her.

"..."

She raised her head and looked at me with those beautiful and lifeless eyes like a doll, as if to say, "What, don't disturb me if you have nothing to do."

"About the Beast Duke series, that... Kane and I also talked about it, if you continue..."

As soon as I started the topic that had been brewing for a long time, Princess Sanwu put down the quill in her hand and adjusted the bun hat on her head with her two little hands, as if I had something to say.

Then, she held the manuscript she was writing in her hand upright in front of me, revealing the big title of the book.

Great Years - Alliance Chapter!

“Oh oh oh oh————!!!”

I screamed in disbelief, just like a third-rate low-level monster caught in a mirror. I became smaller and smaller by the shining golden book title. My body was bathed in the golden light, and I felt that my soul had been sublimated. , the thoughts were redeemed, the temper was purified, the face showed a painful and peaceful look, and gradually disappeared in the vast and majestic light.

"Little...little Jasmine, who...who asked you to write this kind of book."

"Grandpa Kane, please."

Princess Sanwu nodded her head hummingly.

"That's it." I wiped away my tears happily and raised my hand to pat her shoulder.

"Good boy, do your best and the people will never forget your achievements."

Wiping tears of joy, I stood up silently, walked out, and tasted the emotion in my heart alone. At this moment, my mood was like seeing the daughter of a speedster gang who goes racing late at night every day, finally changed her mind and sat down obediently. It's the same in front of the desk.

Then, somewhere out of sight...

Princess Sanwu withdrew her gaze with an expressionless expression, and only picked up the quill after confirming that the idiot master had left.

It was true that she was asked to do something by Kane, but she was not someone who would give up easily.

I saw Princess Sanwu writing furiously with one hand on the table, while her other small hand, with a strange posture, reached under the table.

If you can follow this scene, lie down and take a look under the table, you will be surprised to find that the little princess is hiding on her knees under the table. There is also a stack of snow-white manuscript paper, and she has stretched her other hand inside The little hand that was gone, like the one on the table, was also holding a quill, and he was writing furiously on the manuscript paper on his lap.

Up and down, the two little hands do not interfere with each other, and the content they write is completely different, as if they are controlled by two different brains.

While writing without any hindrance, Princess Sanwu was still thinking.

I can't cause any more trouble to my stupid master.

This is the highest priority issue.

Then, the Duke of Beasts didn’t want to give up either.

So we came to the conclusion that the hatred on Kane's side must be resolved.

Plan 1: Make a harmonious version - it seems that the idiot owner once said something like this, a harmonious all-age version 18x version. Although the 18x version doesn't quite understand what it means, the previous statement is really a good idea.

For a harmonious version, we only need to delete a large amount of pornographic content in it, and outline the main line of love deeply hidden in the sex, to the maximum bottom line that Kane and the others can tolerate. This is not difficult.

Option 2: Low-key distribution, the harmonious version will be done, but there will always be people who want the full version of the content, so you can try to print a small amount, significantly increase the price, and limit the sale to only a few specific groups of people.

Plan 3: Seek foreign aid. In the Duke of Beast series, I left my pen name and contact information in a very covert way. Unexpectedly, I got the entire series of Duke of Beast, including the limited edition, and I was able to understand the passwords. There are a little more smart people than expected. After several screenings, the most worthy of consideration for assistance is a letter sent from the elves.

It's really strange. I didn't expect that the elves also have readers.

With such confusion, Princess Sanwu stopped her pen, searched in the inventory, and took out a lavender envelope with a tulip pattern painted on it.

Whether it was the faint fragrance emanating from the letter paper or the elegant small characters on it, it was enough to prove that the other party was a female elf.

Elf... or female... strange, really strange.

Even Princess Sanwu, who was often secretly called a child with high IQ by someone, was a little confused at this time.

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"yawn!!!"

Is it my imagination? A sudden chill ran down my spine just now.

"Cousin meow, do you have a cold, meow?"

Feeney came up curiously and looked at me worriedly.

It's not a good thing for an adventurer with a strong physique to catch a cold.

"It's okay, it's okay. Why did you run out? Is everyone working properly?"

I wiped my nose and looked around.

After coming out of home and enjoying the touch of my father, I came to the God's Birthday expansion area. After all, these people were brought here by themselves. Due to emotions and reasons, they should all come and take a look, or help out.

"Meow, I'm in charge of this area, meow. If you don't believe me, cousin, look at it."

Having said this, the little transvestite immediately puffed up her chest and pointed not far away with a little pride.

"Oh, isn't this fast?"

Upon entering, there is already a set of wooden shops and many stalls on the ground. They are all divided very neatly, leaving a wide enough road in the center that even a big man like a barbarian will not feel it. to small.

As of yesterday when I patrolled with Linya, this place was still a semi-finished street, filled with unprocessed tree trunks, whittled wooden boards, square logs and round logs, stacked irregularly in piles. Extra blocks fell, wood chips all over the ground, half-built shops, ditches dug one after another, all in a mess, and the harsh sounds of sawing wood, digging, piling and shouting filled the ears.

The result took shape in the blink of an eye, and the adventurer's mobility was truly terrifying.

"This way, we can catch up before God's birthday. Then, it will be fun to enjoy the streets that we have built by ourselves."

Seeing this scene, I nodded with satisfaction.

"That's right, meow. Even now, thinking about seeing many people having fun here on God's birthday, I feel a sense of accomplishment, meow."

Feini, still wrapped in her maid uniform, put the big wooden hammer on her shoulder, full of interest.

"By the way, Feini, I heard that you were imprisoned by the elves for a while. Are you okay?"

I suddenly remembered this and couldn't help but ask.

"Meow~~~~"

When Feini heard this, she suddenly changed from being full of energy to being extremely depressed. On her hunched head, there seemed to be a pair of furry cat ears, hanging down and hanging listlessly on both sides.

"Cousin is really too much, meow~~~"

Then, he raised his head like this and glared at me.

"Is it my fault? Didn't you sneak into the wedding yourself and pretend to be a maid before you were caught?" I had a dark look on my face.

"Even if it's like this, meow, isn't it because my cousin completely~~completely~~~ forgot to invite me, so I had to sneak in, meow?"

"No, no, isn't there an outfield? Even if you don't have to be invited, you can still enjoy it there."

At the wedding to Artoria, the inner and outer courts were divided. No matter who was in the outer court, they could enjoy it there. The inner court was located on the stage of the Crystal Tree. Naturally, only the upper echelons of the elves and various other people could enjoy it. Representatives, of course, include me and Arturia.

"I want to get closer to see the elf queen and my cousin talking about meow." Feini tilted her head and said in confusion.

"The Elf Queen is so beautiful, and her majestic aura makes people afraid to approach her."

Saying this, Fini shuddered, seeing that Artoria's majesty as a king still has a lingering power over her to this day.

"My cousin is wearing a dress, he looks... like a stupid bear." Feini lowered her head and continued a little shyly.

"..."

Believe it or not, I will now let you feel the difference between the elves’ royal cells and the alliance’s adventurer-only dungeons?

"It was such a pity then, meow." As she said that, Feini sighed deeply.

"What's a pity?"

"Aren't all the inner court filled with elven nobles and representatives of various clans, meow? If you just pull the strings a little, you might be able to steal rare collectibles, meow!"

Fini clapped her hands lightly and said happily.

"..."

Sure enough, it was better to arrest this recidivist transvestite who had inherited some habits from being a wanderer.

"Don't look at me like a thief, meow. Please call me an elegant killer, meow." Sensing my cold gaze, Fini angrily screamed.

"Recently, Oona doesn't let me go out at all, Meow. I really want to rob a tomb, Meow."

I:"……"

"I finally went to the Elf Clan once, but unfortunately I was too greedy at that time, so I set my target on the Elf Queen from the beginning. As a result, I was frightened half to death by her aura before I even got close, and I could only cower in the corner, Meow~~ ~"

It's sad to be a thief like Fini.

"Then as soon as I cheered up, Meow, and planned to choose another target, he knocked over the plate and exposed his identity, Meow."

"Misfortune never comes alone."

I looked at Fini with an indifferent look that showed no sympathy at all. What is meant by self-inflicted evil? It was right in front of me.

"You should be grateful that you were only imprisoned for a month."

"Who said it was a month? I was just released recently!" At this point, Feini suddenly waved the wooden hammer in her hand and started to fuck.

"There should be a limit to lying, but I found out everything."

"I'm not lying to anyone, Meow. I've never lied to my cousin Meow. It's too much. You actually doubt me like this, Meow!"

"..."

That...could it be that the pornographic maid lied? No, she should have no reason to lie to me about this kind of thing.

"Indeed, Meow was released at that time." At this time, Feini spoke again.

Oh oh oh, it feels like we are getting close to the truth.

"But not long after returning to the bar, I was arrested again, Meow." Feini was dejected.

"It's just that the candlesticks in the dungeon are very exquisite. I dug up a cat. They are really a bunch of stingy elf cats."

I:"……"

"Wait...wait a minute, meow, why did you suddenly...touch me, meow? Even if it's my cousin, it's too...too sudden, meow!!"

"No, I'm just making sure you haven't hidden the wood for God's birthday or anything like that." I continued to search Fini's body indifferently.

"No, I won't steal something that has no *** value, meow!!"

As a result, I was met with Feini's pitiful and tearful accusations, and her personal guards and Ona stared at me with malicious eyes, so I had no choice but to give up.

This guy, from what she said just now, seems to be particularly obsessed with taking advantage of others.

It wasn't until later that I accidentally learned from Oona that the root cause of all this was because of Feini, who had a certain treasure stolen by an assassin. It seemed that because of this, she had the idea of ​​​​revenge on society, and in the end she was rejected by society. *** Sanction, how should I put it, is still a travesty from beginning to end.

Next... let me see, let's go to the stage. After all, that's where I will be on top of the world on God's birthday.

Gazing at the setting sun from a distance, I let out a long sigh and put my hands behind my back, showing my demeanor of being overwhelmed by the cold weather at a high place.

"puff--!!"

Then he was thrown away by a figure rushing towards him.

"It's Fanfan, long time no see, Fanfan!!"

"..."

Needless to say, there is only one person in the entire Dark Continent who calls me that.

"Tia, haven't you left yet?"

I rubbed my back in pain and put down the innocent girl hanging around my neck.

"What, does Fanfan really want to drive me out of the camp?"

"No...that's not the case..."

"I'm lying to you, actually I just came here a few days ago."

"..."

"Fanfan, Fanfan, I heard about what happened to you in the second world, can you tell me in detail?"

Tia naturally put her arms around my shoulders, leaned in and said coquettishly.

"Okay... okay, I'm really scared of you."

I glanced at this little girl. I hadn’t seen her for a while. She was still dressed so lively and energetic. She was obviously a powerful wizard, but she was wearing a short-cut and sleeveless animal skin top, which completely highlighted her slender and sexy figure. It was a pair of tight animal skin shorts that barely covered half of her thighs, tightening her buttocks tightly. There were daggers on both sides of her waist. The two exposed, shapely and slender thighs that exuded a healthy color were almost attractive. All male gaze.

This little girl who combines healthy wildness and a bright smile is loved by almost everyone. She is extremely popular in the camp. I heard that some boring guys have been arranging some beauties in the camp recently, little Tia. The girl ranks among them with her sexy dress and sunny personality.

"Are you here to help too?"

"Yes, it would be a pity not to participate in such a festival." Tia kept nodding her head, and then pointed around.

At this time, I was surprised to find that many carpenter tools were floating in the air around me, as if they were being held by invisible ghosts, working on the unprocessed wood, or sharpening a piece of wood with a clanging sound. His far eyes penetrated into the ground.

what on earth is it?

I wiped my eyes and reacted quickly.

These supernatural things were all done by the little Horadric princess next to her.

It's the wizard's telekinesis.

I immediately remembered this skill that I seemed to have forgotten for a long time. Old Man Farah had repeatedly asked me to practice this skill in order to improve my poor magic control ability. However, it turned out that I really didn’t have this skill. If you have talent, you will give up.

The wizard's telekinesis is the only skill to exercise the power of magic, and it is also a necessary skill for laziness. I often see old man Farah standing on the test bench, and the bottles and jars around him move automatically without any wind, as if they are being swept away by a stream of energy. Only a big hand controlled this movement, completing the experiment with extremely precise movements, and Farah did not move at all during the whole process.

If an unsuspecting guy breaks in, he will definitely treat his laboratory as a haunted house.

Nowadays, Tia also has this hand, but the experimental props have been replaced by carpenter's tools. Although she seems not as flexible as Old Farah, for a wizard of her age, she is already amazingly talented...

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