Diablo Destruction

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"Can't go on like this!!"

After this situation lasted for two days, I finally couldn't bear it anymore and threw the spiritual tea table away.

I need to drive away all these freeloaders and return me to my original peaceful life.

More than a hundred adventurers had eaten a lot of food. The amount was so big that I didn’t even dare to count it. Although starting from the second day, these guys calmed down and only a few acquaintances came, but there were also dozens The combined appetite of these people can eat ten roasted elephants.

Even if I don't feel sorry for money, I still feel sorry for Vilas and the others. Although Tia, Aunt Lisa, Sister Karina, Dhruv's wife Ihana, and Vilas's good friend, the one with flat breasts... Ahem, Allura, it’s Allura, I won’t forget the bastard again! !

Although there were many people helping out, just making food that could fill the stomachs of these foodies was so busy that they didn't even bother to take a bite.

We have to think of a way to get rid of these guys.

After thinking over and over again all night, I finally came up with a way to get the best of both worlds. Not only could I drive away these shameless diners, but it could also warm up one of the programs on God's birthday.

"Let's play mahjong."

With veins appearing on my forehead and gearing up, I smiled hypocritically at the group of diners.

"Mahjong?"

Malagby stopped eating in a wolfish manner, with most of the meat in his mouth still stuffed, and asked vaguely.

"I see!!"

Suddenly, as if he had guessed something, the Gorilla raised his hands proudly, then stood up, pretended to cough a few times, and gave me a thumbs up, his white teeth flashing in the sunlight.

"It's time to take off your clothes..."

It was Sister Lina's cross choke that fell to the ground. Gott was killed in battle.

I:"……"

In fact, in a certain aspect, this orangutan was not wrong, but I won’t say which aspect.

"I know meow, cousin, I know meow!!"

The maid dressed up and held two trays skillfully in her hands. I don't know when the maid's soul started to burn brightly, and Fini took over the task of serving tea, water and food to this group of foodies. She couldn't wait to take over. He put the tray in his hand on the ground and jumped for joy.

"Those who know, just shut up. Don't you see that I am explaining it to those who don't know?"

I glared at her, and she immediately meowed and dropped the two cat ears on her head. Frustrated, she picked up the tray on the floor again and carried it to the kitchen with three steps.

"Fanfan, what is it?"

There was wind in the back of my head, but before I could react, Tia was like a little cheetah, pounced up from behind me, hung her whole body around my neck, her voluptuous and sexy figure pressed close to me, and the two tall elastic balls on her chest , hitting my back so hard that I almost choked to death.

"what is it then?"

The little princess of the Horadric clan stuck her head up from behind and wiped her greasy mouth on my face in a playful manner, which made everyone laugh happily.

Damn it, don't make trouble for me at this time, you energetic little girl.

After throwing Tia off her neck and giving her a non-deterrent look, I began to give everyone a copy of the instructions I had Princess Sanwu prepare early this morning. The rules of mahjong are not difficult. Of course, mastering that is another matter.

Everyone present can be an adventurer, and no one is a fool. Oh, I'm sorry, these words may hurt the pride of the Gorilla. I have to solemnly apologize to him later. In short, these gameplay and rules, they are just After reading it once or twice, you will know roughly how to play it.

"In order to let everyone experience it in practice, let's demonstrate it for a few rounds first."

I screamed and ran back into the tent, and soon I came out with a mahjong table and a pair of mahjong.

These were all made by the Mage Guild when I was idle and bored. With the craftsmanship of the Dark Continent, it is really difficult to make mahjong pieces with even squares and smooth hands without relying on magic, and to carve them neatly. .

"First of all, who comes first? Just Vilas, Sarah and Linya."

Looking around, I pointed at a few girls and said.

When playing mahjong, I also taught them the gameplay and rules. I originally wanted them to have some entertainment and pass the time when I was no longer there. However, to my surprise, several girls seemed not interested in mahjong. Not very keen.

Moreover, they actually don’t have much free time. Willas has to do housework, so in her free time she will make me cloaks and scarves. Sarah is keen on swordsmanship. In her spare time, she either helps Willas with housework or spends time with Willas. Learning to knit and sew clothes, Linya’s time is allocated to practicing magic and helping with alliance affairs. Occasionally, she and Willas will make clothes together when she has free time...

Okay, I finally understand why the clothes in my room will look brand new every time I come back after going out for a while. Some of them are changed before they are even worn. Come to think of it, over the years, several girls have made clothes for themselves. The total number of shoes and socks can probably fill ten basements.

Princess Sanwu likes to drink tea, or go out to do some strange research. Recently, I learned that she also wrote the Beast Duke series. I can’t tell, but she is still a great writer, haha ​​(veins appear on my head).

Finally, there is the little ghost, who will just stay at home when I am away, let alone.

Based on the above, I now understand why when I first took out the mahjong table and mahjong, there was a layer of dust on it. But when it comes to how to play, girls who have played it several times are still better than others who have just watched it. The gameplay and rules should be understood by those who have never practiced before.

Soon, with the slightly troubled (?) expressions of the three girls, the four of them formed a table, lined up mahjong, and threw the heads, while the dealer made the vilas below.

"Hmph, when it comes to mahjong, I was once known as the unparalleled man in the country!"

The moment my fingertips touched the sign, a vast aura emanated from my body, an aura that can only be emitted after experiencing the peak and seeing through everything.

"Guoshi Wushuang, meow? That's a very difficult trick to make. I've never succeeded even once. My cousin is really awesome, meow."

Feini, who had also played several times, stood aside with an adoring look.

"It's nothing. The difference between a genius and a mortal is just a word." I gently wiped the bangs on my forehead.

"One word difference, meow?"

Finny compared them with her fingers, becoming more and more confused.

"Shut up and watch it for me."

I hit her on the head, and the transvestite meowed, then immediately held her head in aggrieved state and became quiet.

"Bad cards... are there."

Obviously, Fini does not belong to the type of gentleman who watches the game without saying a word. As soon as the cards were played, she murmured with sympathy on her face.

"That's why I said, this is the difference between a genius and a mortal."

I pushed up the bridge of my nose and glanced at Feini with a steady gaze that contained pearls of wisdom. My voice was full of hoarseness and lowness, as if coming from the mouth of a thousand-year-old wise man.

"It's two words meow..."

"Shut up, I mean it."

"Meow~~"

"Look, these cards."

I glanced at Fini, who had calmed down, and placed my hands on the crooked and seemingly irregular arrangement of thirteen cards, opening them from the middle to both sides like a door.

Suddenly, the thirteen cards glowed brightly, as if Fini and I were pulled into a strange space. This space was filled with nothingness, and there were mysterious and vast universe galaxies in all directions.

In front of us, in this boundless universe, there are only thirteen cards in front of us, emitting flickering light, as if they imply a wonderful space rule, and seem to have become the center of this universe. *** As the stars and rivers turn, the sun and the moon disappear.

"Look, Feini, I'm going to show you now what it means - the Sparrow God!!"

It was like a sound that echoed from all directions in the universe and kept echoing. I stretched out my hand gently, pinched the first card gently, and then kept crossing it. My fingertips fell on the last card. Suddenly, thirteen cards emitted and exploded. Stunning brilliance.

Each card with the skyrocketing light seems to be like the moment when the seven dragons [beep] summoned the god [beep], a huge straight beam of light shoots straight into the infinite depths of the universe. Thirteen cards The card, thirteen parallel light pillars, shoots straight into the universe, forming an extremely gorgeous scene.

After these thirteen beams of light shot up, they seemed to turn into thirteen circuits with the universe as a platform, or they were divided into several paths, or they were merged into one, intertwined, and formed a densely woven network in the sky above the universe. Light bridges, however, they always seem to be pulled by some kind of rules. After an extremely complicated process of continuous integration and aggregation, they finally return to their original numbers and condense into thirteen parallel light pillars.

In an instant, these thirteen light pillars burst out with light again, and on the other side of the universe, they turned into thirteen cards again, which were different from the original ones. The thirteen newly appeared cards have become extremely regular, and the galaxy vortex surrounding them has formed four large characters after constant changes.

Unparalleled national scholar! !

"see it?"

My fingers led Feini's gaze to focus on the cards in front of me, and then followed the bridge composed of countless loops of light beams to point directly to the thirteen cards on the opposite side. Then, I lowered my head and pushed up my glasses. , said slowly in a lonely voice that was more discerning.

"I've... seen the ending."

With a bang, the universe shattered, and Feini and I returned to reality. It was still the same mahjong table, the same group of people, and the same thirteen mahjong tables. However, Feini and I were in completely different moods.

"Cousin, you are so awesome." Feini wiped the tears from her eyes and showed a look of respect that was almost worshipful.

"Hmph, it's really boring to play a game where you know the outcome."

When it was my turn to touch the card, I stretched out my hand and pinched it lightly, wiping my thumb across the face of the card, and I sighed with an extremely lonely feeling.

Everything went as I expected. What I have to do now is just follow the instructions of the "circuit" and go all the way to the already known ending.

"Four."

"Huh?" Sister Lina next to Vilas said softly.

"Vilas, is this the [Kang] written on the gameplay?"

"Ha...ah haha, that should be it."

Willas lowered his head and smiled bitterly, and responded in confusion.

With so many pairs of eyes watching, it seems impossible to let go...it seems impossible.

"Cousin, cousin, I've been bullied, what should I do?"

Feeney grabbed my shoulders and shook me anxiously.

"What's going on? Everything is still expected."

I closed my eyes and thought about the circuits in my mind. Then I opened my eyes and said confidently.

"Two barrels!"

"Bang!"

"Gojo!"

"Bang!"

"Three barrels!"

"Bang!"

I:"……"

Feini: "..."

"Cousin meow~~~~~"

Looking at the row of kongs and the only card in front of Veras, Fini looked like she was about to cry.

"It doesn't matter, isn't it over yet? This is a strategy, do you understand the strategy?" I was still unmoved.

"Think about it, Vilas only has one card, which means she can only listen to one card. Isn't it much more difficult?"

"Cousin Yingming, meow." Feini showed a sudden look on her face and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Then, now is the first step to becoming an unparalleled national warrior!!"

After taking out a precious [West], I smiled deeply and punched out the six.

"Huh?"

Karina was surprised again, while Vilas lowered his head in whimpering like a puppy soaked in the rain.

"It just so happens that Vilas's card is also six. Could it be that... you're crazy?"

I:"……"

Feini: "..."

"Cousin meow~~~" Feini really cried.

"So that's it." I pressed my temples and made a sound of thought.

"I saw my own path to being an unparalleled national warrior, but I didn't see anyone else's path, so I was beaten first."

"This kind of nonsense... seems to be called four sticks. It was Wu who set it off. It has nothing to do with Sarah."

Lal, who was sitting next to Sarah, waved the instruction manual in his hand proudly, as if he had won.

"The future of mahjong is the most difficult to predict. People who have always lost in the past will win in the future. Don't be too happy too soon."

After reluctantly paying half of the chips, continue to start.

"Cousin, cousin, meow, there seems to be a missing card."

From the second to third of the round, Feeney lowered her voice and whispered in my ear.

"No." I counted it, and it was thirteen.

"But you touched the card and haven't played it yet."

Counting again, cold sweat broke out on my forehead.

"It's okay, don't panic, there is a remedy." I whispered to Feini.

After a while...

"Meow, cousin, there seems to be another meow..." Feini turned her head away and couldn't bear to look at it.

"Nani?!!"

I exclaimed in a low voice and counted, no more, no less, exactly fourteen cards. The problem is that it's not my turn to play the cards yet, uh...

As a result, the opponent's Linya was wrong this round. Fortunately, the turn was not big.

The third round...

Luck finally came!

Feeney and I perked up.

He actually listened to the cards directly! !

"Phini, I feel it." I showed a solemn expression.

"That's it, that's the card I want." My eyes fell on the card that was about to be touched by me, and it seemed like a bolt of lightning connected me to this card.

"Cousin, come on, meow~~" Feini nervously held her little hand at the side.

Oh oh oh oh, come on, my Dihu! !

"What a fool."

Lar, who was next to him, suddenly patted Sarah's face triumphantly.

Feeney and I were instantly petrified.

Be the first to Hu.

"Elder Fan, who is unparalleled in the country, is out of Luo."

Looking at the dazzling negative chips in front of me, and hearing the ruthless taunts of those bastards in my ears, I immediately lost my mind...

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Xiaoqi is not very good at playing mahjong. After checking the information for a few days, I still have a little understanding. Please forgive me if there are any loopholes (head holding)...