Diablo Destruction

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After discussing with Mu Aodonggua about the new equipment and weapon upgrades for Vilas and the others, I felt refreshed and walked with more strength.

It's rare, it's rare. By accident, we blackmailed two of the stingiest guys in the Dark Continent at the same time.

Could it be! !

My steps paused, and my face looked solemn, as if a black lightning flashed from behind.

"Could it be that, unknowingly, I have turned into a very powerful and terrifying guy?!"

"No, no, no, if there is any change, it is just that he has become a very stingy and shameless guy."

The necklace flashed, and the little ghost appeared in front of him, and the saint-level complaints followed suit.

"You really know how to pick a time to wake up..."

Looking at the little ghost with both hands and eyes, who looked like a cute kitten that had just woken up, I couldn't help but hug her and rub her face, and hummed softly.

Could it be that this complaining saint was created by God in order to thoroughly complain about my complaining life from beginning to end?

"Isn't that right? I am praised by the palace's master tailor as a saint with piercing eyes."

The little ghost completely took my words as a compliment to her, and proudly held up her plump and towering breasts. Speaking of which, does this have anything to do with her piercing eyes? Please use words that can connect the context carefully, you zero-score composition saint!

"Hmph, no matter how much you complain, you can't change the fact that this time I overwhelmingly defeated Old Man Farah and Mudiao Donggua."

Nodding my head with both hands, I looked at the little ghost with a condescending gaze. That gaze was as full of pride and vicissitudes as a mountain climber who had conquered the highest peak in the world.

Suddenly, another black lightning flashed from behind.

"I, Wu Fan, now realize the benefits of rights!"

That's right, it was precisely because he became a judge-like existence during the dispute between Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua that he was able to kill two birds with one stone and blackmail the two guys who usually had nothing to lose.

Could it be that Wu Fan, who has lived for 32 years and is about to be called uncle by young loli girls, finally developed the legendary ambition in his heart with this opportunity? !

"Little ghost, maybe we are also an ambitious guy." I lowered my head and pondered, with a solemn expression on my face.

"Ambition? Xiaofan?"

The little ghost was floating around me boredly, and suddenly his whole body appeared in front of me. He tilted his head and looked at my face carefully, and then nodded affirmatively.

"The bull's head is wrong."

"..."

It's so hurtful. The words of this poisonous tongue saint made me sad.

"Don't underestimate me. Even I can become a powerful king if I work hard."

Just to save face, I clenched my fists, faced the surging waves of the coast unwillingly, and roared angrily.

"That's true..."

The little ghost seemed to be muttering something, oh, do you really agree? It is indeed my Wu Fan’s portable and multi-functional ghost saint!

"Woo~~~~~"

The little ghost suddenly stared at me with a sinister look.

"I don't know why, but I always feel that there is a lustful meaning in your eyes, Xiaofan, which makes me unhappy."

"I swear in the name of the Three Demon Gods, there is absolutely no such thing!"

I deny it flatly. As always, my intuition is very sharp when it shouldn't be sharp, this candidate for the saint.

"Okay." The topic seemed to have been moved away.

"I would like to ask Xiaofan, who only developed ambitions when he was over thirty-two years old, what do you plan to do after taking control of power? Do you want to conquer the world, or continue to expand the harem?"

In a sudden change, this saint changed her job to become a reporter. I don’t know when she got a magic loudspeaker in her hand. Is expanding the harem the same as conquering the world? And this [continue] is used very subtly. It seems that I have been expanding and never stopped.

I:"……"

What the hell! !

Suddenly excited, I quickly touched and touched my body, and sure enough, the magic amplifier that had been ready to go, ready to show off my power as a singer, was gone! !

That master tailor of the palace who lived ten thousand years ago, your eyes are really blind. What kind of saint is this? She is clearly a Phantom Thief Saint (girl) with empty hands. The piercing eyes are just a necessary assistant. One of the skills, bastard! !

"Ahem, um... uh, don't panic, take a deep breath!"

Facing the magic loudspeaker, I suddenly felt a sense of tension in my heart, as if it was really being broadcast live.

"Well, after taking control of the power, I plan, um, I plan to...for example, blackmail old man Farah, blackmail Mu Diaodonggua, blackmail the old drunkard, and then hold the first eating and waiting to die contest."

The magic loudspeaker was suddenly taken back. Wait, I haven't finished speaking yet. I still have something to say. I want to grab more shots, you bastard! !

"Xiaofan, you are indeed an idiot."

"Don't be so arbitrary. When a man reaches his thirties, my life has just begun! Turning points may appear at any time. For example, one day I suddenly want to become stronger, suddenly want to gain power, etc., but it's a man's romance! !”

"That's what I say, but Xiaofan, you don't have any romantic qualities."

"..."

This ghost actually said such hurtful words in a nonchalant manner. Am I really willing to have the turning point in my life completely denied? No, my name is Wu Fan. The literal translation means [extraordinary], not [bottomless ordinary], you bastard.

"Then the next question is, how does Xiaofan, who has no romantic instincts, want to reach the pinnacle of power?"

Oh oh oh, is there any follow-up interview? It feels a bit like today's [Beep] method. Is it just my illusion? It seems that there is some statement that I cannot agree with, and it is forced on my head. Forget it, I will put this kind of thing aside for now. Having said that, I seem to have evolved from a man who breeds ambition to a man who loves to steal the spotlight.

"Ahem, that's it..."

Chow Yun-fat styled his short hair behind his back, and I revealed an unusual look.

"If you want to reach the pinnacle of power, the first step is to challenge your boss, defeat him, and climb to the top step by step."

"Xiaofan's boss, do you mean Xiao Akara?"

"Yeah, that's right, it's the old fox Akala. As long as we can defeat her..."

I suddenly shuddered.

Defeating Akara... will the difficulty be a little too high? It's better to think about this in the long run, otherwise.

Such an animation suddenly appeared in my mind.

With a hearty silly smile on his face, the naughty boy was holding grilled chicken wings from who knows where. He pointed at the raised chrysanthemums of Bal's children's shoes in front of him, and pointed at the three subordinates behind him - a lame and blind boy. A monkey, an old dog with a white beard on crutches and trembling legs, and a severely injured pheasant that was originally healthy and lively but had its wings cut off for no reason while sleeping last night, said, "Look, there is a big chrysanthemum in front of us, let's go Scratch it.

At this time, no one complained, "The murderer who cut off the wings of the poor pheasant was actually its naughty owner, right?" It was indeed extremely lonely.

"Forget it, the danger is too great." I shook my head regretfully.

"real?"

"real."

"It's obviously the simplest way. As long as Xiaofan really wants it, it won't be a problem to implement it immediately." The little ghost looked at me with a troubled face.

Although I don’t know what this ghost is talking about, it feels so powerful, almost as powerful as a dollar store.

"As expected, let's take the orthodox path, conquer the universe with singing, and then become the king of the continent that everyone worships." I showed a thoughtful look in my eyes.

"I really think it would be faster and more likely to conquer the universe with Xiaofan's stupid power."

The little ghost gently clasped his hands together, with an extremely bright, holy, noble and beautiful smile, and issued a sharp sword of words that to me was like a blow to the heart, causing ten times more fatal damage.

"Chasing power is really tiring."

At this moment, I deeply realized the price of power. Just the first planning steps had already made me exhausted mentally and physically.

"Sure enough, it's better to be an ordinary person."

Therefore, I, the druid Wu Fan, at the age of thirty, had been ambitious for five minutes, and then decisively saw through the utilitarian world.

A few days later...

I also took over the task of welcoming important guests from Akara, and I felt that as an elder, I was almost becoming a welcoming messenger.

I met Feeney on the way and insisted on following her, but I tricked her into putting her in a dark wooden box and threw her into a nearby river for rafting.

When greeting guests, Feini was extremely photogenic. After all, in Kurast back then, she was the only one who could still have a group of fans despite the little fox's peerless charm.

However, if I let her go with me, even if the person who comes is originally a little fox, he will instantly turn into the fake smiling prince Chris, no, even more so the old bastard Tualatin.

After waiting in the teleportation array for a while, just when I was secretly wondering about the intruder's arrogance, the teleportation array finally flashed with white light.

Then, one by one, elegant and beautiful, or neutrally handsome male and female elves stepped out of the white light.

It's the elves, it doesn't matter, it's not Tu Dongguan, nor is it the prince with a fake smile.

I wonder if Arturia is here.

I looked at the teleportation array and looked around. It seemed that Arturia was unlikely to appear at this time.

"Are you calling Sister Alto?"

A proud and clear voice came from the side. I turned around and looked, oh, isn't this our little Princess Beja?

I greeted you with a smile, and my head was like a chicken pecking rice.

"Artoria...has she returned to the elves?"

"Back."

Beja nodded, then sighed and talked to herself in a worried tone.

"It's true that Sister Alto has been missing for so long. She was gone for a few months, and everyone was in panic."

"but."

As she said this, she cast her proud eyes on me, looking like a little adult.

"Idiot Wu, although I don't want to praise you, you did a good job this time. Even without Sister Alto's help, you solved the crystal fragment incident. In this way, Sister Alto will not be responsible for this. I blamed myself too much for the incident.”

"That's right, Your Highness Beja is wise. If this matter is messed up by me, Artoria's character will definitely be resentful and feel that it is all her fault."

I moved my hands and showed a flattering smile.

"Huh, so, I want to put aside my personal grudges this time, stand in a fair position, and praise you properly. Occasionally, I feel that a fool like you can still be worthy of Sister Alto, but... There is nothing we can do about it. We haven’t found anyone in this world who is completely worthy of Sister Alto, so I have to bring you in as a substitute.”

After being complimented by me, the little girl Beiya inadvertently made a sweet and satisfied nasal sound, and then raised her beautiful and proud chin high.

"..."

This arrogant little girl, given her three points of color, she actually opened a dyeing shop. But then again, Beya's awkward words just now, did she subtly admit that Arturia is actually a fool?

A fool may not necessarily have stupid hair on his head, but a guy with stupid hair on his head must be a fool. It seems that a great man once said this.

"Oh oh oh, I didn't expect that after a while, Her Highness Beiya has become so mature and completely like an adult."

"Yes...really? You have a good sense sometimes."

Beya's chin was raised a little higher, and the corners of her proud mouth couldn't help but smile with satisfaction. That look seemed to say, praise her a little more, praise her a little more.

People who would be proud of such words are enough to prove that our elf princess is still a little girl.

"His Royal Highness Beiya is mighty, His Highness Beiya is majestic, long live His Highness Beiya."

"Okay... okay, I'm so disgusting, why did you suddenly change your gender?"

Beya, who was so dizzy after being praised, managed to regain her senses and coughed a few times. Her beautiful and innocent little face became as attractive as a ripe red apple because of the burst of praise just now.

"For the sake of your meritorious service, tell me what reward you want, as long as it is within the scope of His Highness's permission."

"Oh, oh, is it true? Your highness Beiya, who has a broad and flat mind, can you really accept any reward?"

"Didn't I say it? It is within the scope of His Highness's permission."

"Yes, but for a man as wise and powerful as His Highness Beja, the scope allowed by him must be wider than the sky and infinite than the sea."

"Woo~~! Okay...well, since you said so, it's not like you can't broaden the scope a little bit..."

Beja has a tendency to get compliments that make her eyes roll in circles.

"Then I'll say it."

"Say...speak."

"Let me touch your head."

"Hmm... do you want His Highness to rub your head? I can't tell, idiot Wu, you are so childish, so disgusting, really disgusting, but forget it, this is how My Highness shows your broad mind and grown-up attitude. When I was graceful, I made an exception and allowed it. Be grateful and celebrate this day every year as the birthday of God. You are the first, and maybe the last, to touch the head of His Highness... Hey, wait a minute?"

After talking for a long time in confusion, Beiya realized that the word order seemed a bit wrong.

Let me touch my head instead of my head?

"Since His Highness Beja has given permission..."

Before Beiya woke up, I exposed my fangs that had been dormant for a long time, stretched out my claws on Beiya's straight and slender hair, and started fucking randomly.

"Hahahaha, she is indeed a little girl who hasn't grown up yet, and she is easily praised to the heavens. Look at you, why is there still a smell of milk on your face? Could it be that you haven't been weaned yet? Hahahaha~~~~ ~~~"

I leaned close to Beiya's face, sniffed deliberately in front of Beiya's face, and then laughed loudly and wantonly.

"you you you……"

Beja lowered her head, her face was shrouded in shadow, her fists were clenched, and her long hair, which was a mess, moved automatically like Medusa without wind, and her whole body exuded a black aura.

"I kill you!!!"

With a scream, the little princess of the elf clan, with everyone's stunned expressions on her face, rushed forward like a little dominatrix with her teeth and claws spread out.

"You're so naive. You, a little mage, want to catch Ben Druid?" I ran away.

"Guard, stop this idiot."

He was so careless that he forgot that this little girl was not alone, but had brought three hundred Spartan soldiers, so he gave the order.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness."

The first few elf soldiers hugged me around the waist, and my speed slowed down for a moment, since Beja was catching up from behind.

"Suffer death, idiot Wu, today, today, I will free Sister Alto from the nightmare of marriage!!"

With a forceful leap, Beya, exuding black anger, flew into the air, raised her hands high and lowered her head, and rushed towards this side.

Oh oh oh, is this the hug of the legendary electromagnetic gun?

At this moment, another slender black shadow flew over from a ninety-degree direction at a faster speed, like a vigorous cheetah, and pounced on Beiya in mid-air. The two figures intertwined with each other, and there was a thud. Rolled to the ground.

"Wow, it's Beya, Beya, are you okay? I miss you so much!!"

"Let... let go, you idiot, don't put your face up to me, my Highness doesn't want to see you at all!!"

Dia was so excited that she held the smaller Beya in her arms, ignoring her screams and indifference, and kept rubbing her face affectionately. The two charming faces were pressed together, and it was really a bit poetic. Picturesque aesthetic feeling.

On the other side, I patted my butt and stood up leisurely. Although I didn’t know whether Tia did it intentionally or not, I still wanted to thank her for her timely rescue.

"Hahahaha, we all have such a good relationship."

At this time, Lyman Zhang Laicai belatedly appeared on crutches. He looked at Tia and Beya, who were hugging each other like two kittens fighting on the ground, and showed a kind smile.

"It's been a long time since I've seen Beya with such a straightforward smile. Although I want to imitate Her Majesty the Queen and work hard to grow up, this is a good thing, but acting like an adult all day long is too much."

"Grandpa Lyman, which eye of yours saw me smiling?"

Ignoring Beya, who was moaning and taking the time to look at me with a blushing face, Elder Lyman smiled gratefully at me.

"It's great to meet you, Beja."

"You're welcome, I just can't stand it. She's obviously a little girl who hasn't been weaned yet, but she puts on a stinky face like an adult." I shrugged.

"Idiot Wu, I'm going to kill you!!"

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Yeah, yeah, there are three days left, Misaka counted innocently on her fingers.