Diablo Destruction

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It is unrealistic to walk through the new area, which is equivalent to one-third of the area of ​​the camp, in a short time. I can only briefly visit a few places. Just as I was thinking about going back home, I didn’t know where Akala was. When I was waiting in a hurry, I met Sister Karina in front.

If Linya and Lena are the general persons in charge of the construction of the new district, then Sister Karina's position is undoubtedly positioned as the chief engineer. Without her strength, Linya and Lena may not be able to do anything. These unruly adventurers.

Seeing our group approaching in a mighty manner, Sister Karina quickly hid the whip behind her back...huh? Whip? !

Am I dazzled? That must be the case. After all, Sister Karina is not the kind of devilish overseer who wields a whip to beat and squeeze coolies.

"Hey, Linya, Lena, and Little Brother Wu, what's going on today? Are you bringing the elves to visit the construction site?"

Karina, who has the style of a royal sister, waved her hand here, supported her waist with one hand, curled her mouth, and showed a faint enchanting and beautiful smile, which made the little girl Beiya on the side look at her, and then little stars appeared. .

Sir, this is the style of an adult. There is no need to be artificial, every move exudes a mature atmosphere.

We were instantly fascinated when we saw Beja, and Tia and I couldn't help hiding behind and holding our stomachs and laughing.

"Huh? Do you have any opinions?!"

As if there were eyes on the back of her head, Beya turned around and glared at us with a raised eyebrow.

"No...no, no, I just feel that Beiya, you really want to grow up all the time." I suppressed my smile and said seriously.

"Then...so what? Isn't it funny? At least he is more ambitious than an idiot like you."

"..."

Ah, I am already over thirty and I am despised for not growing up much.

"Also, don't talk to me. I have decided that I don't even want to talk to you today!!"

"..."

Are you just going to spend one day venting your anger? This decision is too childish and makes people cry.

"Ahem, okay, since you said so..." I turned my head and started to bite Tia's ears.

"Tia, do you know? Sister Lina's mature secret."

Tia shook her head in a huff, her eyes gleaming, looking eager to know.

Then, from the corner of my eye, I noticed that Beiya, who was walking in front, had her cute pointed elf ears twitching and standing up involuntarily.

"I discovered this secret accidentally. You must never tell it. Sister Lina, she will stand on her head for more than an hour every day."

"Why should we do this?" Dia blinked, her clear eyes full of curiosity and eagerness to try.

I said...don't even believe you as your partner, you idiot! !

"Ahem, here's the trick."

I coughed a few times, and out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at Beya in front of me again, and then pointed at my brain.

"Think about it, why are human legs the most powerful? It's not because they grow underneath. Most of the blood and nutrients flow down there. So, just stand on your head and let the blood and nutrients flow back into your head. Doesn't it speed up the development of the brain? In this way, the mind will naturally be more mature."

"So there is such a thing. It really makes sense when you hear it like this. Fanfan is really amazing and knows so much."

Dia showed admiration and looked around, wishing she could find a suitable place to stand upside down right now.

"..."

I said Tia, if you show such pure and trusting eyes, I will feel guilty.

"But, it's a pity." After thinking about it, I added.

"It is said that this method will only be effective if you start practicing it [before the age of twenty]. After that, it will be useless."

"Eh...Eh? Is that so..."

Tia, who was in high spirits, was suddenly hit and became listless.

Then, I saw Beiya walking in front. Because of my last words, there seemed to be a tail standing up proudly on her beautiful little buttocks that still had the green curves of a girl.

Very good, I think you will see the results tomorrow. I gave myself a thumbs up, Wu Fan, you have surpassed Grandpa Zhao.

"What are you talking about? It's not like your style to leave your precious wife and sister in front of you, little brother Wu."

At this time, Sister Karina, who was finishing the conversation in front, suddenly came towards us with her hands behind her back and a smile on her face, looking curious. Recalling the scene where I seemed to have seen her hiding the whip behind her just now, I quickly Shaking his head like a rattle.

"No...it's nothing. Tia and I are discussing some personal issues."

"Oh, what kind of personal issue is it? Maybe I can give you some advice, sister. After all, I've lived a few more years than you."

Karina didn't know whether she was bored or something, but she broke the pot and asked.

No, no, no, Sister Karina, you are too humble. You have lived not a few years longer than us, but a few decades!

I was complaining like this in my heart. I am not as open-minded as Feini. I still know very well what words can be said and what words will turn into ice sculptures.

So, how should we deal with Sister Karina’s questioning now? If you cheat casually, you will definitely not be able to hide it from her. The most hateful thing is that with the cheerful personality of Tiya, it is difficult to connect her with private matters. Why did you just find such a big hole and jump into it?

"That...ahem, just...just discuss private matters that girls often come here to discuss."

In the midst of chaos, without even thinking about it, I just tapped the simplest answer, which was also the flag leading to death.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Then, Linya and Lena turned around and looked at me with smiles that frightened me. Bea also glared with her face flushed. She couldn't tell that this girl has reached this age... No, not now. It's time to make guesses, you bastard! !

Tia, save me, help me clarify quickly, tell them what I just said was just a joke, and liven up the atmosphere, although they may still be despised.

In a life-and-death situation, I used my terrible wisdom and instantly found the only savior who could untie this knot, and cast a look for help.

Her arms were lowered in front, and her ten fingers were intertwined with each other. Just in time, they were blocking the important position of the girl. Tia's face was red, and she shyly turned away from my look for help. head to go.

Ouch ouch ouch ouch————————————! ! ! ! !

Tia, we are all friends, even if you didn’t mean to, you can’t frame me like this! ! ! !

"Can...can you allow me to explain a few words?"

I withdrew my gaze and faced Sister Karina who was gearing up in front of me, with a chill all over her body. I burst into tears.

"It's useless to ask, little brother Wu, remember in the future, asking such questions to girls is! The worst! Worst! Sexual! Harassment!"

There was a click, and the scream of bones that seemed to be about to break resounded through the sky.

"Fan...Fanfan, are you okay?"

Dia looked like she was sobbing, and she was pushed and fell to the ground, her body already silent.

"Barely...barely surviving."

After a long time, a weak voice came out from the face buried in the soil.

"As long as it's okay, wuwu, I'm sorry, Fanfan, it's all my fault~~~~"

Tia wiped the corners of her eyes excitedly, a kind and beautiful light shining on her pretty face.

Admittedly, it sounds to me like what Tia means is that it's all my fault. If I had explained it clearly to everyone earlier, this wouldn't have happened.

But in the eyes of others, Tia, who looked like a virgin with such kindness and warmth, the meaning of these words became: It's all my fault. If I could deny it at that time and save you, I wouldn't This happened.

What a pure and kind girl. Even if she is raped, she still thinks about the other person.

Everyone wiped away their moved tears and looked at Tia with gentle eyes, and then slowly moved to the prisoner in prison. In just one or two seconds, the gentle eyes turned into the hail of Harrogath, Cold and raw.

"I can't see that Brother Wu knows so much about girls."

Linya's cordial voice sounded, but in this cordiality, there was a chilling anger.

"Unexpectedly, my brother actually has a hobby of ***."

Lena was as peaceful as ever, but this tranquility contained the pressure of the coming storm.

It’s over… it’s over! !

I can already imagine how I would be tortured by Veras and the others with their eyes after I go back, and then I would have to explain it to Lena, and finally find a way to calm down the "extraordinary number!" Alliance elder Fan blatantly fucked He Rumors about Princess Tia of the Radic Tribe.

otz. . . . . .

At this time, a sudden voice came to my rescue, attracting everyone's attention.

"Lina, Lina, I'm coming, oooooooooo~~~~~~"

Howling like Tarzan, wearing animal skins...oh no, it's an orangutan in human skin...that's not right, an orangutan in orangutan skin, yes, it's our orangutan knight Gott.

"Are you a guest? Everyone is welcome to come from afar."

When Gott appeared in front of everyone, after seeing Lyman and his group of elves, he suddenly appeared as serious as a director, with a majestic Chinese character face and an unpredictable smile.

Even I was deceived by the illusion of this gorilla at first sight, let alone Elder Lyman and the others. I was stunned for a while, probably thinking about when the alliance would have such an outstanding big shot again. .

Just as Karina Laohuai wiped the corners of her wet eyes with joy, she secretly prayed that her husband could keep doing this and give everyone a good impression - even if this impression was fragile and could only last a few days.

But after saying hello, in the blink of an eye, Gott revealed his true colors, dancing like a gorilla, turning to Karina, her wife, and then proudly took out a large pile of things from behind.

"Look, my statue!"

There was an earthquake, and a huge, lifelike stone sculpture was smashed to the ground by Gott.

We were dumbfounded as we looked at this stone sculpture that seemed to be carved at a 1:1 life-size scale. Counting the platform below, it was nearly three meters high. It was not a small project.

What leaves us speechless the most is the content of the statue.

First of all, it can be determined at a glance that the statue depicts three people, back to back, looking in all directions at an equal angle of 120 degrees.

The first person is dressed as a desert mercenary. He lands on one foot, lifts the other foot and lands on a rock. He puts one palm across his eyebrows to look like a looker. His chin is slightly raised, as if he is staring at the sky by the sea. .

The strangest thing is that the other hand is not on the waist, nor hanging down, but weirdly stretches into the clothes around the waist, making as if to take off the pants. I must be overthinking, maybe there is something else. profound meaning.

Turn 120 degrees and look at the second man. He is a tall and strong barbarian, with his upper body exposed and his muscles as strong as iron. One has to admire the sculptor's skillful hand.

The posture of turning the barbarian around is equally strange. First, the two legs are in a golden rooster posture. The chin is raised high, the mouth is wide open, the muscles near the throat are full of green veins, and the blood is gushing. Because of the lifelike carving, even It gives people the illusion that a roar will erupt in the next moment. Those who are timid may block their ears in panic at first glance.

Ah, Bea blocked her ears. She blocked her ears in a panic, then let go of her hands with a flushed face, and looked around guiltily.

A little girl is a little girl. I shook my head secretly and continued to cast my gaze on the statue of the barbarian.

Up to this point, except for the posture of the golden rooster, which is a bit strange, all the movements are still in the style of a composite barbarian. But when the eyes fall on the arms, the statue of a majestic and roaring barbarian immediately becomes Get weird.

I saw the barbarian statue, its two muscular arms, making difficult postures like twisting noodles. Anyway, in my opinion, in my words, it's like...well, one side has a golden rooster, and the other A barbarian roaring while doing weird yoga moves.

It is obviously a complete and natural statue of a barbarian, but it makes people feel that it is made up of three completely unrelated parts. It is probably this weird feeling. Even Picasso's paintings are probably the same. It's not abstract to this extent.

The last statue... To be honest, I don't really want to say it anymore.

It is easy to see that the statue with the soaring smirk is undoubtedly Gothic himself.

Let me see, first of all, it is in the posture of a roc spreading its wings, with the toes off the ground, one knee slightly bent, and the upper body leaning forward, so that the viewer can imagine that the statue is jumping high while running, and finally... uh, Well, naked.

"Oh hahahaha, Lina, what do you think? This is the masterpiece I have worked so hard on these days. When the time comes, I will place it on the square and take the first step for our team of sheep, mules and chickens to conquer the mainland... Hey, hey, hey!! Boy Wu , don’t touch my baby statue, you bastard!!”

When Gaut saw me squatting at the foot of the statue, carving something on the support platform below, he immediately waved his hands and rushed forward angrily, grabbing my collar from behind and pulling it away.

Unfortunately, it was too late. A few large characters had been carved crookedly on the conspicuous place at the foot of the statue:

Animal Troops—The Idiot Trio joins in!

"No~~~~~~~~~~~, you bastard!!!!!!!"

Gott held his head in his hands, looked up at the sky, and let out a miserable howl.

"No...it doesn't matter...it doesn't matter...it doesn't matter...as long as you chisel it a little...a little bit...a little bit...a little bit...a little bit..."

Gott's whole body was trembling, and even his voice was trembling. He held the hammer and chisel in his trembling hands, reaching towards the place where the words were carved, apparently intending to knock those words off.

"Huhaha——!"

The chisel in his hand had not touched the statue. Suddenly, Gott heard a strange whipping sound from above his head, and then a "click~~~" sound, as if... there seemed to be something hard and crisp. It's like something is broken.

"Bang Dong————!!"

He was just stunned for a second. A hard object falling from the sky hit him directly on the back of his head, which was lowered. Then it fell to the ground. As if expressing a deep helplessness, it rolled several times before stopping. .

"Damn, what on earth is this..."

Gott was hit hard and he touched the sore back of his head while glaring fiercely at the [culprit] on the ground.

Then he was stunned.

The thing that smashed his head into a big lump turned out to be a human head, a lifelike stone sculptured head. Taking a closer look, that familiar face and familiar smile were none other than his own?

"No...it's not good, Lina Lina, my head...my head fell off!!!"

Gott screamed loudly, holding his stone head in his arms and spinning around in circles at a loss.

"Linalina, what should I do, what should I do, my head, my head..."

He thought of his wife and ran over quickly, keeping his anxious posture of staying put, and handed the head to Karina.

"We can only make up for it."

Karina smiled gently, put away the whip in her hand, and looked at her husband dotingly.

"It...makes sense. I can only make up for it." The confused Gott seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw at this time, nodding like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Come, give me the head."

"Very well, squat down and lower your head."

Karina guided Gott step by step with a gentle tone, then smiled, held the head in both hands, raised it high, and smashed it down! !

With a bang, it hit Gott's head accurately and shattered into pieces.

He touched the broken pieces that fell from his face, put them in his palm, and looked at them blankly. Then, Gott raised his head with tears streaming down his face.

"Li...Lina, what are you doing?"

"Oh, didn't I help you make up for the head? Look, it has already been made up for."

Karina is still smiling, and her smile makes our skin stand on end. Beja is trembling, and she seems to be muttering "maturity is terrible, maturity is terrible" and other trembling words, hoping not to stay in her young heart. What kind of shadow should I cast?

"Hey, really?"

Gott touched his face, suddenly feeling like he had discovered a new world.

"Great, my head is finally restored. Thank you, Lina, you are indeed my best wife!!"

Gott held Karina's hands and swayed gratefully, and so on for a few seconds.

Suddenly, it was as if time had been taken away from him. All his movements stopped. He stayed like this for several seconds. Suddenly, he held his head in his hands and looked up to the sky in tears.

"That's not right. Although my head fell off, my head did not fall off. What fell was another head of me, not my current head. Replacing my head with another head would be equivalent to It means that I already have two heads, and I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore, bastard!!!”

"Come on, come on, listen to my command, one, two, three, pull it down, drag it to the nearby river, and chip it into pieces. Remember, it must be chipped thoroughly, and no trace of artificiality can be seen."

On the other side, I directed the soldiers to use a rope to pull down the statue that was missing a head, and then let them drag it away.

"What, why don't you just chip it here and drag it to the river? Isn't it obvious? If you chip it here, it will turn the nearby land into a piece of filthy soil without any vegetation."

"Don't take the liberty of dragging away my brainchild as rubbish, you bastard! Don't make it sound like the statue of the three of us is a cursed statue, you bastard!!"

Gott whined and flew forward, but I held him back.

"Give up, they've already been decapitated." I patted Gott's shoulder, shook my head, and wiped away my tears with a look of compassion on my face.

"Although I also feel it is a pity, I have tried my best and there is no way to save it."

"No~~~~~~!!!"

Gott stretched his arms hard and grabbed the stone sculpture that was gradually being dragged away. Tears and snot ran down his face.

It's like they were forcibly separated in the court, but they still stretched out their hands reluctantly, hoping to catch each other's lovers, making those who heard it sad and those who saw it crying.

"It doesn't matter."

Gott suddenly stood up, wiped his nose, and it took only a second to get over his broken love.

"There are still more than ten days left before God's birthday. I can still make another one in time, a bigger one."

With this murmur, he suddenly ran away. After pulling some distance away, he turned back and patted us provocatively on his buttocks.

"A bunch of ignorant guys, no one in this world can stop my ambition, hahahahaha~~~~~~~"

With a series of arrogant laughter, before the magic in Karina's hand took shape, Gott's figure had turned into a black dot and disappeared.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. My Gott has caused trouble to everyone again." Karina turned around and bowed desperately to Linyalena and Elder Lyman to apologize.

"Hehehe, it doesn't matter. We elves also have many such masters with weird personalities who are extremely enthusiastic about art."

Elder Lyman was stunned for a moment, and then smiled as if he was not surprised.

No, no, no, Elder Lyman, you must have misunderstood. That gorilla is not extremely fanatical about art, but is just a simple fool.

Although they thought so in their hearts, no one gave an explanation - let Lehmann continue to misunderstand and save some temper for the alliance.

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I have successfully maintained my attendance, and I would like to extend my hand to everyone to ask for some guarantee***. By the way, tomorrow will be Chapter 1111, woo~~~~~~