Diablo Destruction

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"I'm sorry, I made you two laugh today. It was all due to my dereliction of duty."

After smiling and speaking to us with chattering teeth, Akara turned around and, as the leader of the alliance, looked at the two representatives of the elves and the little Horadric princess Tia, who was restlessly probing around. He nodded deeply.

"Everywhere, we elves also have many masters with weird personalities who are extremely enthusiastic about art."

Although he wanted to say this sentence with a natural look to show his sincerity, even an old fox of Elder Leman's level still twitched stiffly in the muscles of his face in an instant. It seemed that this time he was inspecting the new area. What happened during the construction really had a great impact on this elder who usually lived in a relatively quiet and elegant elven clan.

However, is it really a man to repeat the same words of comfort three times? The same trick will be ineffective the second time you use it on us. Take a good look at the person you are facing, Elder Lyman, and give us some fresh lines next time even if you rack your brains.

"Grandma Akara is so polite. I actually think the adventurers from the Alliance are very interesting."

Little girl Beja's eyes were full of spirit, and her smile was as bright as a crescent moon, without any pretense. Compared with Elder Lehman's less-than-comforting comfort, the feelings expressed by this girl's childlike innocence were more comforting.

"It's rare for us elves to encounter such interesting things. Is it possible that everyone in the alliance is living such a happy life every day?"

No, no, no, it’s just that you find it interesting unilaterally, but it’s a day in dire straits for me and many people. Even if it’s an innocent child’s talk, please don’t say something like this that makes people think it’s... Cursing and cruel question.

"Hehehe, I didn't expect it to make our little Princess Beja so happy. If you think about it this way, it's not a bad thing."

Hey, hey, we are not acrobats, bastard, Gort, Fini and her fans may be, but I am definitely not! !

"It's just that there is a fool who is always making noises in my ears and bullying others." As she said this, little girl Beya's eyes turned towards me intentionally or unintentionally.

Let me strangle you, the evildoer will file a complaint first! !

"Grandma Akara, that's not what happened."

I felt that I could no longer complain in silence, so I stood up and pointed one finger at my own ears and the other at little girl Beja, with an angry expression.

"She bit my ear!"

"It was idiot Wu who bullied others first!" Beiya was unwilling to be outdone.

"Look, Grandma Akara, she called me a fool." As if I had been greatly wronged, I wiped the corners of my eyes hard.

"Your Highness is just telling the truth. I always feel that if I force myself to say something to compliment you, the idiot Wu, I will be sorry for the idiots in the world." Beiya put her hands on her hips and turned on her venomous tongue.

"Then I'm really sorry...by the way, since when have I ever been sorry to all the idiots in the world, bastard!!"

I angrily lifted the table, wishing I could spit out a few mouthfuls of flames and roast the little girl and eat her.

"If you compliment the world's number one idiot, won't it cause trouble to the other idiots on the list?"

"Ah...really? It turns out that I am the world's number one idiot..."

Being said like this, I didn’t expect that I was being said like this. I should have been very angry, but suddenly I felt a sense of complacency for no reason. No matter what, it turns out that we have been recognized as the number one in the world. ? This is something that most people will never be able to do in their lifetime. If you think about it this way, you will feel that you may be a very scary guy, huh~~~

"..."

Speaking of which, what's going on with the pity looks coming from all around? Am I so miserable that I no longer feel proud of my title as the world’s number one idiot?

"Grandma Akara, I have to take back what I just said. Maybe I was wrong." I don't know why, but little girl Beya just lowered her head and admitted her mistake.

"I don't want to admit that I was bullied by such an idiot. I will be unable to hold my head high as a human being for the rest of my life."

"..."

Should I shout three times to bury the hatchet? I always feel like this girl is making fun of herself all the time, you bastard.

"Just clear up the misunderstanding, just clear up the misunderstanding."

Akara coughed a few times and gave me a helpless look, as if to say, can't you find a better way to make this little girl calm down?

No way, who makes me a fool.

He gave me a careless look in return. As the saying goes, a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. Today, I have no limits.

Just when Beiya wanted to say something, there was a sudden commotion outside.

"what happened?"

Akara was stunned for a moment, and soldiers came in immediately to report.

"Great Elder, they are Lord Muradin and Lord Farah, they..." He stopped talking.

Everyone: "..."

It's over, it's these two old men.

In an instant, we all gasped in unison.

Perhaps, alone, they cannot weaken moral integrity as much as the old drunkard Gott and his like, but when two people come together, their power is more than doubled. If nothing else, recall the Elf Square incident. In this world, there are still Who can match the combination of these two moral killers?

Wu, please, no matter what method you use, kill these two old guys from here.

Akara's eyes twitched, clearly sending me such a murderous signal.

Why am I the one doing this kind of hard work?

He sighed, but looked around, there was Linya Lenatia, and little girl Beja, Elder Leman, should they be allowed to go? In desperation, I had no choice but to open the tent door and look outside.

With the druid's eagle eyes, I easily spotted two figures one behind the other in the distance.

"Asshole, Mu Aodonggua, give me back the things!!" Old Man Farah was roaring angrily from behind.

"Hahahaha, it's your fault for being negligent. If you have the ability, chase me, chase me!"

The leader of the rush was undoubtedly Mu Aodonggua. He raised one hand high and seemed to be holding something on it. He turned around from time to time and laughed arrogantly at the old man Farah behind him.

It's hard to imagine that with his body like a winter melon, he ran so fast that he dodged Farah's teleportation attacks several times.

In addition, if you think a little bit, change the words of the two people and the expressions on their faces, you can easily outline in your mind a couple chasing each other on the beach at sunset...

Gu~~~, it’s better not to imagine it, it’s too disgusting.

These two old guys are really worrying. They are already very old. Are they afraid of selling off their moral integrity in the next life?

With a sigh of falling off the cliff, I quietly approached, and then taking advantage of the opportunity when Mu Aodonggua turned around to tease old man Farah, I suddenly sprinted and jumped up. By the time Mu Aodonggua reacted, I had already jumped from his raised hand. In his hand, he grabbed a magic item similar to a crystal shape.

What exactly is it? It was worth Old Man Farah's violent fight. In mid-air, I carefully looked at the crystal in my hand. Suddenly, Farah teleported up from behind and appeared above my head. He stretched out his withered hands like eagle claws and grabbed them with a look of determination that he would never give up. This crystal.

With a "pop" sound, I was hit by Farah and fell from the sky. There was a dwarf winter melon underneath. The three of them screamed and rolled into a ball and fell to the ground.

Even in this embarrassing scene, old man Farah did not forget his crystal. Amidst the howls of ghosts and wolves, the old hand aimed in the direction and fiercely grabbed the crystal in my hand.

On the other side, under this kind of accident, I instinctively wanted to protect the crystal and hold it tightly, so old man Farah grabbed his hand and grabbed it hard, and I also held on tightly...

The result was a crisp crackling sound, and the seemingly weak crystal shattered like glass smashed on the ground. The strange energy wrapped inside suddenly emitted a dazzling white light, followed by a crash. An explosion blew the three of us out.

"Ahem, cough, cough, what's going on? These white smokes, what on earth is that crystal?"

After the white light and explosion, a large amount of white smoke came out, shrouding everyone inside. From the white light, there seemed to be some weak magical element coming out, accidentally hitting his body, just like suddenly on a hot day. Just like opening the refrigerator, I was shocked, but I didn't care because the power of this magical element was too weak.

"Hey, what's going on? Cough cough cough, cough cough~~~"

I suddenly found that my voice seemed to have changed a lot. Is it an illusion?

"Old Farah, what on earth is this?" From the other side, Mu Aodonggua's coughing sound also came out.

"I didn't know that Lu Gaoyin's Mages Guild just found it from a newly discovered ancient tomb a few days ago. I was busy during this period, so I put it aside. In the end, you bastard stole it. How can I do it now? !!”

Old Man Farah's voice came from another direction.

With a faint uneasiness in my heart, I waved my hand to stir up a stream of air, blowing away the surrounding white smoke.

"I'm talking about you two, can't you just calm down a little bit... Huh?"

Speaking of general, I was at a loss.

Is this really my own voice? No, definitely not. It felt as if what I wanted to say came out through another mouth.

However, there is no doubt that this is coming from his own throat.

Then……

My vision was slightly blocked by something, so I subconsciously touched my forehead, and ended up touching a handful of smooth hair-like objects.

No, no, no, this is hair, it’s a part of hair, what the world calls bangs.

The problem is, I have always had short hair, so where did the bangs come from.

There seemed to be various strange feelings all over my body, but I couldn't tell what was wrong.

Could it be that... it was affected by the weak magic element just now? No, such a weak force cannot cause such a big change. Simply put, you get what you pay for, and you can do what you can with your ability. , is a principle applicable in any world.

At this time, his eyes accidentally touched Mu Aodonggua and Old Man Farah, who were looking at each other blankly.

What's wrong with these two old guys? What's going on? Could it be that he was surprised to see that he had bangs? This is too much of a fuss, no, no, no, maybe because I feel good, their eyes are not on me.

So, following their gaze, I turned around and looked back, and saw a group of people following from behind, including Linya, Lena, Tia, Beja, and Elder Lyman, who were also dumbfounded. The chicken's eyes were cast over.

It seems that the glances before and after are all intertwined with his own body as the battlefield. In this case, it is not considered to feel good about oneself.

Old Man Farah was the first to react. He sighed, "The effect is outstanding." Then he took out a memory crystal and snapped it, like the flash of a camera, to save a certain scene.

Huh?

Seeing Old Man Farah's reaction, as well as everyone's focused gazes and dumbfounded expressions, I finally realized that maybe the change that had occurred in me was not just as simple as the growth of my bangs.

Thinking of this, I panicked and quickly reached out and touched my face. Sure enough, something was wrong. There was something wrong everywhere. What I felt in my palm was a more delicate feel and a rounder facial contour.

Before I had time to find the mirror, I suddenly discovered that my hands had become smaller. My hands had become smaller, my arms had become thinner, and my skin had become whiter. I almost felt... like a woman.

Like a thunderbolt in my mind, I lowered my head slowly and looked at my body. What I saw was my raised breasts, slender waist, and slender thighs...

Subconsciously, I grabbed the bulge on my chest with my hands, feeling a soft and sensual feeling on my palms...

And what I always thought was strange just now is that the voice has changed a lot. Isn't it just a woman's special high-pitched voice?

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

I don’t know if it was the first time I screamed like crazy today, but it was definitely the most tragic and sad cry today.

This isn't true, this isn't true, this isn't true...! ! ! !

He grabbed his hair frantically and knelt down in disbelief.

Could it be that... the novel subject of transformation novels finally happened to me, and that's after having three wives? ! Will the next plot be a happy and beautiful Lily life full of benefits? ! !

Huh?

The last trace of reason made me notice something, and I let out another soft sigh, holding my hair and touching my forehead.

The bangs are gone.

I hurriedly touched my face and looked down at my whole body. I jumped up in surprise.

Nothing has changed, he is still the same person he was before! !

I touched my body again and again until I finally confirmed that there was no change in the mortal-level face. There was no less flesh than it should be, and no more flesh than it should be. I burst into tears with excitement.

Dream, yes, it must have been a nightmare just now.

At this time, the whispered conversation between Mu Aodonggua and Old Man Farah penetrated his ears.

"Sure enough, it's that one..."

"What exactly is it? Tell me clearly."

"When Lu Gaoyin's Mages Guild sent this crystal, he once said that the tomb seemed to be the tomb of a mage who was proficient in mental illusions more than 100,000 years ago. Because he was not sure, he sent this crystal. Let’s study it while we’re at it.”

"Does that mean what I just saw was an illusion?"

"That's right, and it's an illusion that is fake and real. It can even deceive people's five senses. It looks, feels, sounds, and smells like the real thing. It's amazing. In a sense, it's very close to Bailey. Your illusion has become real."

"I see."

"Unfortunately, the energy contained in it was too little. It only lasted for more than ten seconds, and it was just one piece. The real spiritual illusion skills have been lost long ago. In other words, the crystal just now is a unique treasure in the world. , you old man, what good things have you done!!"

"It's not a pity, it's not a pity, isn't there still this?"

"Huh?"

"That's right, that's right, and this, it's not a loss at all, hehehe~~~"

"Yeah, it's all thanks to me, hehehe~~~"

Then, the two old men laughed obscenely.

Instinctively feeling a chill, I raised my head and cast my gaze over, and then I saw this scene.

The two disgustingly smiling old men looked at a memory crystal in their hands and laughed obscenely.

"It's better to confirm the contents first."

"Yes, that's right, hurry up and confirm."

Then, the memory crystal flashed, and a confused female figure with long hair and fluttering hair was projected from it. Her petite figure was covered in a cloak that was too wide.

"Well, his facial features are pretty neat and neat, with a small nose and a small mouth."

"The eyes are a bit small, but they are half covered by bangs, which gives them a hazy beauty."

"Smooth cheeks."

"Fair and delicate skin."

"Especially this figure. Look, you can still feel it through such a wide cloak. It's plump, slender, slender, and an absolute devil figure."

"I didn't expect, I didn't expect that Mr. Wu would look like this after he became a woman."

"Yeah, although I can't say it's beautiful, it's very attractive."

"If you sell it..."

Then there were two gasps of air.

Then, the eyes of the two bad old men were instantly filled with the light of gold coins.

"The glorified savior, the Twin Stars of the Mainland, the youngest elder in the history of the alliance, His Royal Highness the Prince of the Elf Tribe, the female version of a new generation of rising stars who claim to have the potential to surpass Talasha..."

"Maybe, with this crystal, we can become the richest man in mainland China."

"No, it's not maybe, it's definitely, and it's not us, it's me!!"

"You bastard, do you want to keep it all to yourself?"

"What does it mean to swallow alone? You have a dime of credit for this memory crystal?"

"I didn't steal it, but you could take a picture?"

"As long as I didn't ask you to settle this account, it's already fine!!"

Just when the two old men were at war with each other and were about to fight for the dream of the richest man in mainland China, a thick black and red murderous aura enveloped the two of them.

Turning back stiffly, those two old eyes that were still the color of gold coins were revealed to be a stuffed bear with a gloomy face and exuding boundless evil aura.

With a "hiss" sound, the furry bear's paw slashed through the air, and a crack in the ground stretched out several kilometers away, as neatly cut as a knife, from between Muradin and Farah, rubbing against the toes of their shoes... …

"Gulu~~~"

Each throat made a difficult swallow. The two poor old men seemed to be in a world of ice and snow. Their old faces turned blue, they hugged each other, and their whole bodies started to tremble...

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By the way...has Xiao Qi been acting strange recently?