Diablo Destruction

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"Today is a nice sunny day."

Looking up at the dazzling sun above my head, I sighed.

Although it is winter in the prairie, the weather is still cold, and it seems like it will snow at any time. However, because of this round of tomorrow, many civilians subconsciously wear one or two less clothes, and the bright white sunlight falls on their clothes. , warms the body, making the cold wind blowing in the face much gentler, as if it is cool and clear in autumn.

This warm breath gradually brought about a sense of sleepiness, as if the fatigue of the entire winter broke out on this day. From about three o'clock in the morning, everyone began to yawn continuously. On their faces, in their eyes, and in their movements, A sense of laziness gradually emerged.

Look, even our hard-working, kind, beautiful and honest little housewife Vilas just secretly yawned like Obasan. If you look closely at those dark and twinkling eyes, you will notice that they are narrower than usual. At one point, it looked like a puppy wagging its tail, twitching its ears, feeling sleepy but forcefully cheering up.

"Sir...sir, don't stare at people all the time..."

Probably because her eyes lingered on Vilas for too long, she became shy, shyly avoiding her gaze, and her helpless look made people feel more bullied, until her pretty face revealed the most touching beauty in the world. A hint of meekness and shyness.

It's just...I'm also lazy now. Damn it, the sun shining on my body is so comfortable. It's like being touched by a warm little hand all over my body and gradually being tamed by this warmth. I can't afford to get pregnant at all. The power of resistance.

"Little Lulu, come here and let me hug my husband."

Because I was too lazy, I lay on the lazy chair. I just waved lazily to Vilas next to me, hoping that my little singer would take the initiative to throw herself into my arms.

"What nonsense are you talking about, sir? Wow~~ Wow wow wow~~~~~"

A blush that eclipsed the bright sunshine quickly appeared on Vilas's face, and suddenly, she hurriedly let out a scream.

By the way, Willas held up her skirt and sat on the grass. From a distance, she looked like a pure and innocent flower blooming on the grass. Those dexterous little hands were sewing something to complete now. The shape seems to be, well, it should be a penis, a men's penis.

Of course it is self-evident who it is for.

"Look, sir!!"

Veras looked at the semi-finished product in her hand, and suddenly, like an angry puppy, she stared at me cutely, and put the hand in her hand.

Put the *** in front of you.

"The little bear's ears are crooked. It's all adults' fault. Just wear this little bear with crooked ears and repent."

"No... Vilas, you have already made something wrong before this..."

When I saw a cute little bear head on the back of the ***, I burst into tears. I couldn't bear to look back on the past and wiped my nose with tears.

Your husband, I am an adult male in my late thirties, an uncle in the eyes of a lolita, a husband of three wives, an alliance elder, a continental twin star, a false savior, a quasi-tragedy emperor, and a singer who will save the universe in the future. , a mysterious man who claims his seventh sense is like a god.

Could it be that so many awesome names can’t stop you from embroidering animal patterns on my breasts? ! ! !

Because of this, every summer, when I went to take a bath with Lal and the others to cool down, I could only hide in the bushes with tears in my eyes and take off my breasts before I dared to come out. Do I really not understand how bitter and painful my husband is?

"Wei...Vilas..."

I looked at Willas with tears in my eyes, today is the day, today is the day, I must let her understand that the age limit for animal sex is under twelve years old, not thirty-two years old! !

"Sir... don't like it?"

Vilas seemed to have noticed something, and she grabbed the half-finished penis in her hand blankly. It was crumpled into a ball because of too much force. The sadness that appeared on her pretty face was enough to make me blame myself loudly. He shouted that Wu Fan was a road idiot and ran around Harrogas naked.

However, it is related to my dignity as a man for the rest of my life - if I continue to remain silent, even if one day I have gray hair and a cane, I will still be a perverted old man wearing animal pants.

So, under the pitiful gaze of Veras, feeling the pain of cutting my flesh and heart, I nodded with difficulty, and then, as if I had given up something and gained something again, I collapsed in exhaustion.

"Okay, I know."

Holding tightly the *** with deep heart in her hand, Vilas lowered her head, her expression gloomy, like a puppy wandering on the street in a storm.

"It turns out that adults don't like this kind of thing, so...it's no wonder, like this kind of thing...like this kind of thing..."

"Vilas..."

Seeing Vilas' sad look, my heart felt like it was soaked in sulfuric acid. I was in so much pain that I waited for only one second before I would snatch the gun from Vilas's hand, put it on my head, and run away. Go to the square in the center of the Adventurer Park, step on the central fountain, do a dynamic superman move, and announce to the world.

"I, Wu Fan, like animals*** the most!!!!!"

Goodbye, my great dream of "owning a triangle that at least has a domineering Godzilla embroidered on it instead of bears, puppies, and kittens." Goodbye, my moral integrity.

Then, the next moment, Vilas raised her head, gently covered one side of her face with her little hand, tilted her head, and showed a gentle and touching smile.

"Although it's your fault, you can't let adults wear clothes like this with crooked ears."

"..."

I rushed into the air and was about to grab the body that was wrapped around my head with a desperate aura from Vilas' hands, when I suddenly lost its inertia and fell to the ground.

"But it doesn't matter, sir. Look, as long as you replace the bear pattern with an elephant pattern, you can perfectly cover up the crooked embroidery... Hey~~ Hey hey hey!! Sir, what's wrong with you?! !”

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After all this fuss, I was completely sleepless.

Just do something.

I didn't have the courage to look at the *** in Willas's hand again, so I started to think about it.

First of all, I want to explain why today is so leisurely. It is definitely not because the world was destroyed. The protagonist's family escaped to a different dimension. With the husband's bold words like "work hard to create a new race," they have never lived a better life. Day and night, a life of shameless sex is strange and fascinating... no, it is a setting that is despised.

To put it simply, a few more days have passed since Carlos's realm of pseudo-world power. Now, the new area of ​​​​the camp is almost completely completed, with only a few workers left to clean up the final work, and the remote teleportation station The opening will start from tomorrow.

In other words, today is like the gap between the two red buttocks of a monkey, a moment of respite when being sucked in or pulled out.

As for why I suddenly used such a clumsy and convoluted metaphor, I can only say that it is a miracle of wisdom.

Also, I was quite dissatisfied with Carlos’s unauthorized naming of the new realm I created. I wanted to protest loudly at that time, but I just muttered [No life limit, no shit throwing machine, be careful *** the day before yesterday Eight's Life Balmonk...] After that, he received an inexplicable blow to the back of his head and passed out. When he woke up, the name of the Pseudo World Power was a foregone conclusion.

Suspicious, very suspicious, bastard, who is it that attacked me? Why is even Sister Sharna so vague, ignoring the safety of my younger brother, and shielding the prisoner? ! !

Forget it, why are you still thinking about these irreversible things now? The most important thing now is not to escape from reality and try not to think about tomorrow's things.

Sighing, I began to pour out the equipment one by one from the inventory. Gradually, golden light began to spread on the ground, facing the bright sun in the sky, dyeing the surrounding scenery It is magnificent and magnificent, as if you are in a golden world.

It's time to take advantage of your free time and take care of your inventory.

In the past few months, during the mission of recovering crystal shards, I killed many elites and mini-boss monsters in the second world, as well as third-world monsters attracted by the crystal shards.

Finally, there are those monsters that mutate due to the power of crystal shards, but I really don’t want to mention these bastards. Their strength has been improved, but their explosion rate has not changed. I almost didn’t get any good things from these mutated monsters.

Among them, the things obtained from the Hell Knight, the reborn demon Selson, and the third world elite undead skinner encountered in the skinning cellar were the most generous.

Months of continuous killing have resulted in the accumulation of blue and gold equipment in the entire inventory. It's okay now. I just pick out the gold equipment. The piles of blue equipment will be more of a headache later.

Vilas put down the needle and thread in her hand and came closer to look at the golden equipment curiously.

"Sort it up, pick out the equipment you don't need, and sell it on God's birthday. Just treat it as a fundraiser."

I clapped my palms, wiped the slight sweat from my forehead, and said.

"Let me help too." Vilas hummed a pleasant unknown tune, looking very happy.

"What's wrong? Let's see how happy you are."

Inexplicably, I stretched out my hand and picked out the small jewelry on her chest.

"Because..." Vilas, whose pretty face blushed slightly because of my special move, replied with a smile.

"So every time you sell something, it becomes very strange. I'm a bit looking forward to how you will sell it on this God's birthday..."

"..."

me? Strange...strange? Is there such a thing? I am a mysterious businessman in black in a serious super hidden store.

I can't understand it, I can't understand it at all.

First, let’s pick out a few of the most valuable pieces of equipment.

When I thought about it, my eyes were immediately attracted by the strange green light emitting from the golden pile and the huge equipment.

One of the seven hero suits, the armor part of Paladin Griswold's Creative Suit - Griswold's Heart! !

I remember that this green suit exploded from the body of the elite undead skinner in the skinning cellar. The golden dawn sword of Huang Duanzi's maid is still clearly engraved in my heart. That sword killed the immortal skinner instantly. The author's style is really... embarrassing! !

Recalling that battle, the corners of my mouth twitched slightly. This was the first time I saw an adventurer who killed the undead skinner so readily with a single sword in close combat. I really don’t know whether to praise that stupid maid for being so powerful or for being so natural. .

With a defense close to 1500, various useful skills added, and three slots, the Heart of Griswold definitely lives up to the title of the Seven Heroes Set (imitation). However, although it has attributes that reduce demand, The requirement level will not change because of this. The level requirement for Griswold's Heart is level 71. Look at your own level. Although you upgraded three levels in a row during the battle with the Pain Worm, reaching fifty-two, but The distance from this piece of clothing... tsk tsk tsk, I don’t need any weird sentences to describe it.

Therefore, I have no intention of keeping this Heart of Griswold. When I reach level 72, I may already have the magical item in hand. There is no need to look forward to it too much. I’d better sort it out first and take a look. Guys like Carlos, Seattle, or Gott who are closer to the demand, can they afford it?

Although there are many pieces of equipment, the higher the level, the lower the explosion rate. Therefore, after looking around, there is only one piece of green equipment.

Next is the dark gold equipment, which is relatively conspicuous when placed among a pile of gold equipment.

The first is the dark gold cuckold that exploded from the Hell Knight, the Champion Hat of Harmony.

There’s not much to say about this hat. Apart from the unflattering color, it’s definitely the first choice among extended-level hats. Look at this attribute, [+2 to all skills], brother, that’s the only one, don’t Ask for nothing else.

Unfortunately, the level requirement for the Champion Hat of Harmony is level 70. Well, I have to consider whether to buy this hat. The helmet I often wear now is still a long time ago when I was Lu Gaoyin in the first world. There is no other way to make the God's Word Helmet. You have to understand Rogge's stingy mentality. We can't bear to give up that [+1 to all skills].

Finally, after taking a look at the color of the hat, I decisively threw it over to Griswold's Heart.

Then came the equipment generously donated by the Reborn Demon Selson. This guy was indeed his hot-tempered younger brother, with a rich net worth. In one breath, he bought two pieces of dark gold, a perfect gem, and half a bottle of comprehensive Rejuvenation potion, why is it said to be half a bottle, because the bottle is broken...

The two pieces of equipment donated by the reborn demon Selson are a dark gold sword and a dark gold ring.

The Dark Gold Sword is an expanded level crystal sword - Kinser's Crack Space Blade,

The attributes of this dark gold space blade are really good. Although it is not as bright as the Crown of Harmony, it is still more practical than before. The required level is 54, and it can be used as long as it is upgraded to two levels. On.

Although we already have the pseudo-artifact-level Mephisto Sword, it does not prevent us from adding one or two spare weapons. The original dark gold-level Hell Plague Sword is also about to be retired. I plan to use it. This sword is given to Sarah as a backup, and this dark gold space blade takes the place of the dark gold long sword - maybe we can also get the barbarian's two-handed martial arts skill at some point, the left one, With a right hand, kill him until the sky is dark and the earth is dark, and there is no light from the sun and the moon.

The dark gold ring is nature's peace ring. When talking about this dark gold ring, there was a big oolong.

I originally thought that this nature's peace ring, with the property of "Killing monsters and restoring calm", could restrain the immortality of the reborn demon Selson. It was in vain that I went back to the elves to borrow this ring. But even Mao had no effect. Instead, he was sneaked away by this guy.

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