Diablo Destruction

*************************************************** ******************************************

"Gamu Gamu~~Gam Gamu Gamu Ga~~~"

These candies and biscuits are mine, please return them quickly and I might consider eating them without arguing with you.

"Oh, it's yours. Is there any evidence? Is your name written on it? I'll look and I can't find it. You're slandering me without any evidence. Can I also say that you're wearing something like this?" Is the puppet costume mine?"

“Gam gam!!”

Not a puppet, a bear! !

Seeing that this old woman was very arrogantly holding a biscuit in front of her eyes, she pretended to find it aside in front of me, and then with a click, she stuffed the biscuit into her mouth, chewing it deliberately to make it crispy and fragrant. He showed an intoxicated expression, and I suddenly became furious.

At the same time, I couldn't help but be a little surprised.

This guy answered so thoughtfully and actually understood what I was saying. Should I praise her for mastering a good foreign language, or should I laugh at her for understanding bear language?

But it’s okay, I saved my wooden sign. No one will understand my loneliness in squatting silently in the corner while quietly singing a man’s tears while whittling wood and nailing the sign in order to facilitate the communication between the Hell Fighting Bears. Those guys just One would think that the wooden sign is the true form of the Hell Fighting Bear, which can be summoned directly from another dimension, and plans to list it as one of the ninth most incredible things in Rogge Camp.

Come to think of it, I accounted for so many incredible things by myself?

"Gamu Gamu Gamu~~~~"

You guy, count how many sentences ago you exposed the scene of watching me being knocked away by Xiao A, and you also prepared a eulogy for your sister! !

"Oh, you heard it wrong. I didn't say anything like that. I just said that I saw you being knocked away, but I didn't see who it was. Is there a golden retriever dog nearby that suddenly flew into the air? With surprising speed, he snatched up the candies and biscuits scattered in the air, stuffed them into the package that had been prepared long ago, and then looked at you with contempt before turning around and running away."

Don't you see it clearly? Asshole! !

But it doesn’t matter. I have already considered this guy’s shamelessness. Even if I don’t admit it, it doesn’t matter. I still have her leverage, hehe~~~

"Gam~gam, gah~~~~mggam!!!"

That's right, that is to say, no matter whether the old woman admits that she saw Xiao Jia and the dead dog, or that she took the package off the dead dog behind her, at least, she just said that she saw me The scene of being knocked away is irrefutable evidence.

In other words, when I was knocked away, she was watching from the sidelines and did not take the responsibility here seriously to complete the task assigned to her by Akara.

Humph, what a perfect inference. The Shinigami elementary school student is not in vain. I feel that I have completely surpassed the idiots like Kogoro now.

"Well, really? This is indeed a flaw."

After hearing what I said, the old drunkard frowned, as if the candy he had just stuffed into his mouth was no longer sweet.

Gamu~~quack~~~! ! "

Be sensible and return these candies and cookies to me, and I might even consider putting in a good word for you in front of Akara.

"Really...really okay? As long as I return these to you, I won't complain to Akala?" As if seeing a glimmer of light in the darkness, the old drunkard raised his head, his eyes full of excitement and hope.

"Mum~~~~~"

You can think so.

Yes, I won't complain to Akara, just tell Kane.

"Okay, then I'll give it all back to you." The old drunkard breathed a sigh of relief, took a few steps forward, and handed over the half-left sugar cake in his arms.

"Gah~~~um~~~~~!!"

That's right. As the saying goes, if you confess, you will be lenient and go to jail; if you resist, you will be punished and go home to celebrate the New Year.

Faced with the rare complete victory of the old drunkard, I couldn't help but feel a little proud. I stretched out my two bear paws and wanted to take the spoils... No, it was to recover the spoils.

Huh?

Can anyone tell me why my body seems to be rotating with my toes as the origin?

Looking at the ground that kept magnifying in my eyes, I was confused.

With a pop, in the sluggishness, the body took on a large shape, and came into full contact with the ground in a very tragic and tragic manner. The bulky body raised a large amount of dust, and then, a very familiar scene - a spear was held backwards , the gun tip poked my head back and forth.

"Are you stupid? You really believe that I will pay it back."

The old drunkard squatting aside, like stirring raw eggs with chopsticks, quickly drilled into my head with the spear in his hand.

"..."

But...damn it, isn't this guy really afraid that Akala will get angry and prevent her from celebrating God's birthday?

"I know what you are thinking, but hey, do you really think that with your IQ, you can catch me, Lord Kasha?"

Snorting proudly, the old drunkard continued.

"Don't forget, Amazon has a move called Female! Wu! God! Oh!"

I:"……"

"In other words, although I am not here, the Valkyrie is. I think Akara will not doubt whether my Valkyrie has the strength to suppress it."

“Gam gam!!”

Pulling out the gun tip from my head, I jumped up, pointed at the old drunkard and yelled.

Lie, you, call your Valkyrie out if you can! !

"This is not possible. I am performing an important mission. In order to implement Master Akara's instructions, I came up with such a tactic of overt and covert. I left just now on purpose. I wanted to lure the snake out of the hole and see if there were any hidden dangerous elements. , doing dangerous things in my absence.”

The old drunkard said this with a righteous look.

"Even you, without Lord Akara's authorization, would never interfere with my perfect tactics and expose my perfect lurking Valkyrie to the enemy's sight."

"..."

I swear, even when he told such shameless nonsense, this old drunkard's heart didn't beat more than before.

But speaking of it, if the old drunkard didn't mention it, I would have really forgotten that this guy is an Amazon and has such a powerful skill as the Valkyrie.

I don’t know about Carlos, Seatik, and Sister Sharna, but I have never seen the Valkyrie of the old drunkard from beginning to end. I don’t know what she looks like. What has been perfected by this monster like her? The existence of monsters.

It is said that the Amazon Valkyrie has at least 30% of the strength of the original body. In other words, even if the strength is adjusted to the lowest, the old drunkard who has never summoned the Valkyrie in our combat training, and assuming that she has used all her strength to He went there and used all his strength, but in fact, he still had a few percent remaining.

A calculation, a hypothesis, the old drunkard's true strength makes *** call him abnormal.

No, no, there is actually another possibility...

Could it be that this old drunkard who has been getting along with us is actually the Valkyrie, and her true form is doing some evil things in an unknown place? It is said that most of the Valkyries summoned by Amazon will be infected with her. Some of his characters are equivalent to existences like clones.

How is it possible, hahahaha~~~~~, no matter what, this assumption is too ridiculous. The old drunkard who has been making trouble with us and was rated as the number one pest in the camp is actually just a female of the original body. Martial God, this kind of thing is simply unimaginable.

Because this strange thought suddenly occurred in my heart, the strong impact caused by it made my brain a little dizzy. I temporarily forgot what happened just now, turned around with shaky steps, and planned to leave.

"What, are you leaving? Look at you looking so pitiful, come on, don't say I'm bullying you, just take this biscuit."

The old drunkard, whose mouth was filled with biscuits with difficulty, puffed out his cheeks like a toad, and asked in a vague voice.

"Gam ga!!!"

Keep it for yourself, or you'd better choke to death on the biscuits. Then there will be another happy event for the whole world to celebrate on God's birthday.

I turned around fiercely and glared at this guy.

She has a bad personality, is despicable, shameless, drunk, lazy, and talks nonsense. How can she be a Valkyrie? If that were the case, Avina would jump out of the coffin and strangle this person alive who lost her entire life. Amazon professional face old alcoholic.

With a bad mood, I staggered all the way to the Adventurer's Paradise. I probably looked listless, so even though I was surrounded by many adventurers - especially female adventurers, I didn't get as much as I did at noon. Groups of people gathered around me and groped me randomly.

This is okay, although female adventurers, after being restored by the law when changing professions, even if they are not beautiful, they can at least be said to have a delicate face, and the figure is absolutely slender, either slender or plump and hot, there are not many ugly ones .

But... being beautiful doesn't mean you can touch me randomly, you bastard.

Oh, by the way, those judgments just now exclude barbarians. After all, the differences in body shape and aesthetics between the two are too great, and Qiaxi is an alternative among barbarians. In everyone's eyes, , Qiaxi should be the most beautiful woman of the barbarians, but in the eyes of the barbarians, Qiaxi, with her soft and streamlined muscles, no high bulge, and strong lines with clear water chestnuts, her appearance is just that of a village girl, that is, Her father, half a daughter-in-law and a barbarian blacksmith, Rasuk, would praise his daughter's beauty to the heavens.

As for why I want to talk about the barbarians, it's because the next person to patrol is Seattle.

This guy's definition of beauty is slightly different. It doesn't matter whether he has strong muscles or is small and exquisite. As long as he can make wine, she is a beauty to her.

"..."

I think that instead of treating this concept as his alternative definition of beauty, it would be better to simply say that he is an alcoholic and has never thought about women. It would be more appropriate to cut his head open and see what comes out. It's probably all about the words wine and fighting.

In order to avoid being noticed by the Fallen Alliance, I also chose to sit in the corner of the square, like a frustrated boxer in the ring, sitting with my head bowed under a dim light, looking around from the corner of my eye from time to time, searching for Seattle. traces.

Well, there was no trace around. Sure enough, he was just like an old drunkard, running away to be lazy?

But fortunately, the sub-teleport station here is also in order...

No, rather than being orderly, it would be better to say that these people...were afraid of something, as if there was a tiger peeping in the dark around them. Not long after they came out of the teleportation array, they shrank their necks, like they were holding their tails between their legs. He left this place of right and wrong like a dog.

Following the gazes of these people, I was immediately speechless.

In the most conspicuous place directly opposite the square, a "clothes-drying pole" was erected using spears and belts as materials. However, what was hanging on this clothes-drying pole was not clothes, but fully armed. An adventurer who fainted with stars in his eyes.

Looking at the equipment levels of these adventurers, it can be easily guessed that these adventurers who are more or less wearing equipment that can only be dropped in the Harrogas area are definitely Harrogath level adventurers.

what does that mean? This means that this time the adventurers who came from various regions in the first world, the strongest level, were easily knocked down and hung up like clothes. This was a big shame.

Seeing such a scene, how could other adventurers not be frightened, fearing that they would be hung up like that, which would be enough to make them afraid to go out for half a year.

Needless to say, this is definitely a good thing for Seattle Lakers to do.

Although I am not opposed to this method of killing chickens to scare monkeys, if possible, it is better to use gentler methods. Just show your fists a little and let these adventurers know the truth of being a human being with their tail between their legs. They are not the kind of people who know everything. A fool who hits the muzzle of a gun just for the sake of it.

Just as he was complaining that Seattle Lake was too violent, there was a movement behind him. When he looked back, no, that guy was walking over from a distance, carrying a wine bottle in one hand and grabbing the fragrant braised pork dripping with juice in the other. He is fulfilling his appetite.

"Hey, Junior Brother Wu, why did you run out like this like a bear?"

Even if he was hiding in a corner, the Hell Fighting Bear's appearance was too conspicuous, and he couldn't hide it from Seike's eyes. From far away, he shouted hello with a loud voice.

I"……"

I'm so sorry for being such a bear.

Perform secret missions.

I held up a sign, and the experiment proved that this big guy only learned a lot about drinking, and learned a lot from the old drunkard, but he couldn't understand the bear language at all.

"Secret mission? Are you being ordered to do hard work by Akala again? Hahahaha~~~~~"

Seattle Ke is outspoken and straightforward, and every sentence goes straight to the essence, making people feel itchy with hatred but unable to vent it out.

Didn't Akara ask you to take good care of this place? Why did you leave without permission?

I questioned him without politeness.

"That's what I say, but it's too boring. Can you ask Akara to give me a more interesting job?"

After swallowing a sip of wine, Seattle grimaced.

How about challenging the Three Demon Gods? This mission is exciting enough. If you really want to go, I can convince Akara to give you permission to use the World Stone Teleportation Array.

"No matter how you put it, this is a bit too exciting. It will even kill your life."

Seeing the [Exciting] mission written on my sign, Seattle's brows furrowed even deeper, and then suddenly he smiled as if he had thought of something good.

"Not to mention this, have you seen my masterpiece? These little things have not even grown hair yet, and they want to show off their power in front of me, Grandpa Tu."

I'd rather not have seen it.

"It's just that there's no one who can fight. It's so boring."

As he said this, the wild bull began to sigh again, as if he was a motivated young man assigned to the position of cleaner.

Although I really want to say to Seattle Ke, work hard and stop being lazy, otherwise Akara will not be able to spare you.

However, I was afraid that this guy would be told something like this, which really motivated me, and the racks in the square were filled with [clothes drying poles]. After thinking about it, I had no choice but to give up. I just reminded him not to go too far, and then patted his butt. Leave.

Next, only the last station on the Mage Guild side is left.

Looking at the sky where the sun was setting, I nodded with satisfaction.

After patrolling the Mages Guild, you can go home and rest for a while. The time is just right.

Perhaps in the near future, we will add a new title of "Time Emperor".

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, let's play together!!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he showed his happy atmosphere, the eager eyes around him started to become active. Some naughty kid yelled first.

I quickly ran away.

In the small jungle on the side in front of the Mages Guild, my head was camouflaged with dead branches. I quietly buried my body in the bushes, leaving only a pair of black eyes to peek at everything outside.

This disguise was so perfect. In this way, I completely integrated into nature and turned into a real big brown bear hiding in the woods waiting for opportunities to attack passers-by. No one would use a puppet anymore. The beauty of the bear makes me feel that my moral integrity has been lost.

"That...sir?"

Not far behind him, Veras, who was returning from the market late at night, was carrying a basket full of ingredients. She tilted her head cutely and looked confused at the big stuffed bear butt raised up in front of her, exposed among the bushes. Although he was outside, he still seemed to think that he was hiding very well, and seemed to be a somewhat proud husband.

Could it be that...

The little lightbulb in Willas's heart flickered on and off.

The adults are hiding here and transforming into this appearance. It must be right. They are playing hide and seek with those children...

*************************************************** ******************************************

Regarding the issue of Q group, Xiaoqi will post a separate chapter to explain it to everyone later. Whether you have joined Q group or you are a child who has never joined Q group, please take a look.