Diablo Destruction

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"who are you?"

The seller of dead flies and the seller of carrion, after telling each other how they felt about each other, couldn't help but look at each other, and then both turned their eyes to the stuffed bear in front of them. The sense of déjà vu became stronger, so this is how it happened I asked stupidly.

Are you stupid? I didn't even have time to keep it a secret, so how could I reveal my identity?

Ignoring the two people's inquiries, his dark eyes glanced over the others, all of which were familiar figures.

On the KFC team side, in addition to the carrion seller, Colonel Ricken, there are the Amazon sisters Des and Dena, and the mage Kira, while on the Hanbag team side, there is the leader Hans who sells dead flies, and the assassin Gris, and Paladin Baal.

The mercenaries in the two teams, a desert warrior and a barbarian mercenary each, disappeared to unknown places, and even the little rotten girl Aleus was nowhere to be seen.

This made me breath a sigh of relief.

How should I put it, that guy Aleus, although he is a fool, but his sixth sense is unexpected, just like how she feels to others, as alert as a small animal. I can't guarantee that in this situation, I won't be fooled by her. recognize.

"Hey, hey, hey, we seem to be ignored by a bear."

Seeing that I didn't even look at them, the leader and the colonel suddenly became unhappy. Their whole bodies trembled, exuding the domineering aura of fast food kings. Behind them, hamburgers, fried chicken legs, French fries and other items vaguely appeared. The constellation shape of fast food will not surprise me even if it launches moves such as Burger Meteor Punch or Lushan Fried Chicken Leg in the next moment.

No...this is definitely weird, bastard, did these two people go to the wrong scene? I was originally supposed to be playing the role of Saint [Beep] Gaiden - a live-action TV series about fast food fighters, but I ended up taking the wrong bus and accidentally ended up in the Dark Continent?

All in all, it's better to try not to get involved with these two idiots now, but they can't be dragged into the quagmire of being called the strongest idiot combination in the history of the fast food industry.

"Boss Hans, what's wrong with this stuffed bear?"

Paladin Baal poked his head out of the crowd curiously. His eyes were originally searching for all kinds of girls around him. It could be seen from his eyes that the type this guy liked was the refreshing type with a prairie atmosphere. Roger girl.

However, according to the conclusion I came to earlier, among the ten paladins, nine are stupid, eight are tragic, and seven are daughter-in-law. It is conceivable that it is indeed difficult for Baal, who is known as the Great Demon God, to find a good wife and loving mother. , do you really not consider the Amazon sisters in the KFC squad?

"Oh oh oh, what a big bear!!"

After taking a look, Baal was shocked. Fortunately, he still had the same name as the Great Demon God. If the one in hell saw the fuss he was making now, he might die of shame and anger.

"What are you yelling about? Isn't it just a stuffed bear?" The wizard Kira, who was nearby, used the mage's tentacle - telekinesis, to hit Baal on the head.

Amazon sister Desdna's attitude is cooling down...

Assassin Gris is silent...

I don't know who you are.

Seeing Ricken and Hans entangled endlessly, I had no choice but to hold up the wooden sign.

"Hey, look, this bear can also do magic."

The two of them immediately became happy, put their shoulders on each other, put their arms around my shoulders, and then said to Baal and Kira in front.

"Here, use the memory crystal to record it. This is a rare thing."

Angry... What do these two bastards think of me? A ragdoll bear that can run up everywhere in an amusement park and ride on its shoulders in tune?

There was a bang. Barr had just taken out a memory crystal, and it shattered under my trouble.

"That's weird, maybe I bought a bad product."

Looking at the crystal that shattered for no reason, several people were very confused, and they all shouted to go to the Mages Guild to ask for an explanation.

Then, I pulled Ricken and Hans' hands away from their shoulders.

I don’t have time now. I’ll see you next time and play with you.

The literal translation of this sentence means that next time we meet, the two of you will have fun.

Holding up such a wooden sign, I waved to the children who were scared away by Ricken and Hans. They immediately cheered and hugged me again.

Looking at the back of the stuffed bear gradually disappearing from sight surrounded by a group of children, Ricken and Hans looked increasingly confused.

Familiar, this scene was so familiar, a very strong sense of déjà vu came to their hearts, and it matched with some blurry images left over from that day in Lu Gaoyin in the second world.

Then, the two of them looked at their wrists at the same time, which was where the stuffed bear touched with its furry paws. When they opened their hands, they saw that there was a clear red mark on it. Now that I'm aware of it, I feel a burning sensation.

The guy inside this stuffed bear is so strong! !

The two of them were shocked, and then, suddenly, a light flashed in their minds.

Combining this powerful force with the blurry scenes that happened in Lu Gaoyin, the two active aces of the fast food restaurant finally recalled the identity of the seemingly cute stuffed bear.

"he is……"

Ricken and Hans exclaimed in unison, but suppressed their voices in unison.

They are not fools. The other party may have some reason for not wanting them to identify themselves. After all, he is also an alliance elder and may be performing a secret mission.

"What is it?" Barr and Kira couldn't help asking at the same time when they saw their captain looking weird.

"No, it's nothing. Let's talk about it when we get back."

After calming down, Hans and Ricken couldn't help but quicken their pace, and the group of seven people gradually disappeared into the lively streets.

After getting rid of the entanglement between Hanbag and the KFC team, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, they didn't recognize him, otherwise he would have been in trouble. If someone from the Fallen Alliance had happened to be among the crowd at that time, they might have immediately become vigilant, and Akara's plan this time would have been ruined.

After sending the children away, I slowly came to the new district with clumsy steps.

Not far from the door, I suddenly noticed from the corner of my eye that in an inconspicuous corner, a black object that squirmed from time to time was curled up there, as if it was integrated with the surrounding environment.

If it weren't for this squirming black object, a very subtle gaze was revealed from inside, sizing up the pedestrians visiting the new district, and this gaze happened to pass by me, and I was immediately noticed by myself, maybe I would also Won't notice.

"..."

Well, should I notify the soldiers to arrest this fiery red fur ball as a suspicious person?

Turning 90 degrees and leaving the road, I came to this remote corner that is difficult for ordinary people to detect. I stood in front of me and told the other party with silent actions, I'm sorry, you have been discovered.

I:"……"

Black crawling object: "..."

I:"……"

The black crawling object made a soft, cute sound: "Meow~~~~"

I can't think of any breed of cat that can grow that big.

As if aware of this loophole, the black crawling object was silent for a while, and then made a sound from inside.

“Mea~~~~”

I have never seen a sheep that likes to wear a cloak, and I have never seen a sheep that makes a sound like "meow".

"Squeak~~~~"

If mice could grow that big, then the farmers would be crying.

"Ho~~~~"

So, why is there a tiger hiding in the new area that has not been discovered?

After a while, the black squirming object finally shook a few times with determination, slowly stretched out its limbs, revealing its hands and feet, stood up, and turned into a petite person whose whole body was covered by a cloak. Adventurer.

A naughty breeze blew gently, and when she was not covered, she suddenly lifted the cloak and hat on her head. Suddenly, her long and beautiful hair, as dazzling as flames, floated in the wind as the hat fell lightly.

And the face that was originally shrouded in shadow was also revealed. It was a face that was completely different from the aloof indifference on his body. It was an extremely delicate and beautiful face, and it was quite three-dimensional, and it had a... With a hint of timidity.

With an extremely beautiful appearance and long fiery red hair that was as dazzling as the scorching sun, the mysterious man who was hiding in the corner, covered with a cloak, suddenly became as bright as a superstar on the stage, making people involuntarily fascinated. Because of this huge gap, my mouth opened wide and I couldn't speak for a long time.

Although I immediately put my hat back on, shrouding myself in black again, the scene just now, that beautiful girl who was like walking out of a painting, I think, no one who takes a look at it will forget it again.

Of course, I am an exception. When I see this face, I just want to take out the dusty paper roll in the inventory and smash it on the little animal-like head.

What are you doing hiding here?

Resisting the urge, I raised the wooden sign.

"Study philosophy."

It is still a concise and concise four-character mantra.

Be more specific.

I'm gearing up.

"Observe on the road haha~~"

I bit my tongue because I said more than four words in one breath, which I expected.

Looking at the wound on his tongue with tearful eyes, the petite black figure paused for a while before continuing.

"Observation on the road...study meeting, do you want to join?"

No, I have no interest in such a strange organization at all.

Let’s not complain about the name. In short, I know what this little rotten girl is squatting here to do. She must be looking for inspiration for her writing. Anyway, this guy has been squatting on the roadside observing for more than a day or two.

Having said that, there is actually a rather serious problem. I forgot about it when I met Ricken and Hans just now. I just want to ask about it now...

You guys, as adventurers from the second world, is it really okay for you all to go back to the first world to celebrate God’s birthday? Assholes? !

I stared at the petite cloaked weirdo in front of me (although I am not qualified to say this to others) for a while, and then helplessly raised the last wooden sign.

Stop doing weird things, or you might be caught by the soldiers as a weirdo, and go home quickly.

After saying that, he shook his bear head, turned around and left.

"etc."

While speaking, a force pulled my tail.

Hey hey!

I turned around helplessly and watched this little animal-like weirdo rummaging through her inventory, and then solemnly stuffed four or five books stacked half a meter high into my arms.

"New work!"

Probably because the pain in her tongue still remained, her words were more concise than usual.

Then he nodded at me, turned around and trotted away.

Ah, as expected, I still can’t hide this rot girl’s little animal instincts.

Looking at the other person's leaving figure, I thought to myself, and subconsciously glanced at the book in my arms. Just the charming rose background on the cover blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

As for the titles of the books, I felt that just one glance at them would make my moral integrity fall down with the momentum of Victoria Falls. Therefore, I decisively sealed these books, together with the books of the same type that I had received for so long, in a certain place. corner.

I hope I can seal them forever, otherwise countless people will have to sell their souls to Lucifer.

With a sigh, I walked away with heavy steps. Before I took a few steps, I heard footsteps coming straight towards me. The weird man in the cloak who had just left was running back towards me along the same path.

Then he jumped up and swooped over for a hug.

"Teacher, it's so soft and comfortable."

Rubbing her delicate and lovely face on my bear skin, she let out such a sigh of satisfaction in the shadow under the cloak and hat.

"Also... and what's more, Aleus is back."

He raised his head in his arms and revealed a corner of his amazingly beautiful face. After saying this, Aleus seemed a little embarrassed, and jumped off me in a flash, using the unparalleled speed of an assassin. , disappeared without a trace.

No matter how you look at it, they all have attributes like small animals.

During this period of time, I paid careful attention to the movements around me. However, because Aleus, a professional road observer, chose the location so cleverly, no one had noticed the scene just now, so when I arrived, There is no need to worry about being looked at by people from the Fallen Alliance and becoming suspicious.

What a pity. If I had known no one would notice, I would have given this little fu girl a hard blow with a paper roll just now.

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The new area, which was deserted yesterday, now has many people, including adventurers and civilians. Of course, more of them are businessmen and vendors. These people have long been registered with the alliance, and according to their respective situations, they have been assigned shops or stores. stall, now, they must come over first to confirm their store location on God's birthday.

Some merchants and hawkers who had been assigned to better positions suddenly smiled happily, while some in more remote corners had sad faces, worried that no one would come to visit them on the God's birthday.

However, after arranging shops and stalls of corresponding levels according to the respective situations of these people, the specific people in which positions are assigned by drawing lots. Therefore, in this situation, those frowning businessmen can only lament their own Bad luck, don't blame the league for favoritism.

Seeing the prosperous scene all around, the God's Birthday has already begun to have a bit of a festive atmosphere. I couldn't help nodding my head with satisfaction, secretly thinking that the hard work these days has finally paid off. Of course, this God's Birthday is my own. I didn’t put in much effort, I was more relieved and happy for Linya and Lena who put in a lot of effort here.

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