Diablo Destruction

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"The atmosphere... seems to be very bad. Sir, what should we do now..."

There was a hint of weakness in Vilas's voice. As the true first mistress of the family, her character was too gentle and kind (when not angry). When encountering this situation, she immediately became panicked.

"Three words, wait and see what happens."

I said calmly, two gleams flashed across my eyes, showing the confidence, wildness, and ambition that everything was under control.

"I think it's better to step forward and stop it now..."

"It's not a good idea to peek in the dark..."

While my eyes were deep and I was trying to exude the aura of a strong man who possesses the pearls of wisdom, the other girls were whispering and the discussion started.

"At least believe me, you people!!"

I feel like crying but have no tears left. When did our prestige as the head of the family become so low? Vilas, aren't you considerate of the adults in your family? Sarah, don’t you like your big brother the most?

"Because Brother Wu is clearly waiting for the good show."

Linya spoke to the point, and naughtily tapped my forehead a few times with her little hand.

"Nonsense, I'm not that kind of person. I just think it's better to deal with some things openly. Blindly blocking things will only cause greater misunderstandings."

I hummed softly and turned my eyes away, unable to face the many righteous looks falling on me.

"Shh, it seems like it's started."

Feeling that the originally stalemate atmosphere suddenly began to violently turbulent, I hurriedly hissed, and several pairs of eyes were fixed on the two maids confronting each other at the bathroom door.

Different from Aleus vs. Little Jasmine, the authors can completely coexist and even have a mutually beneficial relationship. The two broke up just because they were going in opposite directions, just like angels and demons, although they are both the same kind created by God. The relationship is like that of brothers, but due to differences in ideas, they have become irreconcilable.

There is probably no mutually beneficial relationship between Jeluka and Little Jasmine. As for why...yes, why is this? In fact, the situation of having several personal maids around a master is not uncommon in the Dark Continent. The saying that a person can only have one personal maid is just a complaint made by a dirty maid.

why? Why am I so sure that it is impossible for these two idiot maids to get along well with each other?

Suddenly, I was blinded myself.

At this moment, Jeluka made the first move. She grabbed into the inventory, as if she wanted to take out something heavy.

Wouldn't you want to draw out the Sword of the Sa Family... Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to read it wrong, it's the Sword of the Sa Family.

I really look forward to the moment when my sister Carole draws out the Galleon Sledgehammer.

The topic has changed. Is this dirty maid trying to threaten Princess Sanwu with the Sword of the Rising Sun?

Although I think it's unlikely, this maid is too immoral, so I'm not sure.

There was only a roar, and as Jeluka took out something from the inventory, a huge and terrifying black shadow, exuding strong coercion, blocked the distance between the two people.

It is indeed her signature weapon, ahhh... ah, no.

While our wooden benches stared blankly, Jeluka took out a large pile of books and built a hill on the ground.

"teacher!!"

Her gorgeous purple eyes shone with excitement. Jeluka held little Jasmine tightly with her two little hands. The scene that appeared in our eyes was like a unique meeting held at the door of the bathroom. Jeluka was in Which plays the role of a fanatical fan.

With a pop, several of us slid to the ground.

What kind of divine expansion is this...

But then, when I thought about it, I suddenly realized that Jeluka's behavior was natural.

Forgot? This unscrupulous maid is a fan of the Beast Duke series. It is said that in addition to collecting several hardcover editions, limited editions, collector's editions, deluxe editions, first-run limited editions, special editions, audio editions, silver editions, gold editions, diamond star editions, and nebula chains In addition to editions, etc., I also need to buy thirty copies of each series, ten copies to carry with me to watch and complain about, ten copies to keep at home, and ten copies to borrow.

All in all, the dirty maid made a huge contribution to the bag of gems earned by Princess Sanwu, and the previous collectors were simply weak.

"Um."

Under Jeluka's excited gaze, she nodded silently. Little Jasmine pushed her nose gently, her bright yellow eyes flashed with a sharp look, as if she was the arrogant look of a great writer.

"Teacher, please sign."

Jeluka pointed at the pile of Duke Beast series in front of her, and kept shaking little Jasmine's hand, her excitement overflowing.

Facing her fans, little Jasmine did not waste her time. She took out a quill from somewhere and signed one by one at a very fast speed.

What a speechless fan meeting.

"Ahaha... Jeluka seems to have... a lot of personality."

I don’t need to look to know how subtle the expression on Vilas’s face was when she was watching this scene and saying these words.

Vilas and the others also now know that what little Jasmine usually writes lying on the table is a series of heavy-flavored books called The Duke of Beasts.

You are so kind, Vilas, please just call her an H-planet weirdo.

Little Jasmine moved very quickly. In less than a moment, she had signed all the piles of Duke Beast series.

Jeluka was very serious and put the signed books back into the inventory. Judging from her careful movements, it was clear that these books would definitely be included in the ultimate collector's edition in the future.

Until the last book was put in, the atmosphere between the two relaxed.

Is this the end? Seeing this, everyone let out a long sigh and were about to retract their gazes and return to the hall to sit upright and wait for the two of them to come out.

However, our thoughts were too naive. In the next second, a strong confrontation broke out between the two maids, like a dragon and a tiger crouching. This time, it was the real smell of gunpowder.

It's one thing to be a book lover, but it's another thing to fight between maids, right?

At this time, should I praise the two of them so that they can distinguish between public and private matters?

"Interesting, do you plan to compete with me for the position of personal maid?" Jeluka was the first to attack, showing a confident smile.

"I know that you are the princess of the former Western Kingdom, and you should be familiar with the job of a maid, but knowing it is one thing, and whether you can do it well is another."

It turns out that this is the case, Jeluka planned to use this as a breakthrough.

Indeed, although the maid's knowledge of etiquette is very sufficient, little Jasmine is a princess after all, not a maid. She has only done enough in etiquette, and can only be considered barely qualified in other aspects.

At least her attitude towards me, my master, is that of a princess.

The pornographic maid uses the "maid's duty card" to attack, and Princess Sanwu's health drops by 200.

"I have been trained as a maid since I was a child. I have served the Great Elder Arlandan and Her Majesty the Queen for many years."

The slutty maid adds a "maid's soul card" attack, and Princess Sanwu's health drops by 500.

It was Princess Sanwu's turn to play the card, and Princess Sanwu silently put down several ambush cards, ending the battle this round.

Oh oh oh, little Jasmine, don’t lose! Don't be fooled by the information from that unscrupulous maid! She will never perform more duties as a maid in front of me than you do. You two are only half as good as each other! !

While cheering for little Jasmine in my heart, my face couldn't help but become moist. Why? This feeling of sadness suddenly surged from my heart. Why did I never enjoy the treatment of my master even though I had two personal maids?

"Have you nothing to say? It seems that you have understood a little bit what the duty of a maid is."

Faced with Princess Sanwu's silence, Jeluka showed no carelessness and showed her calm and solid tactics as a knight, approaching step by step.

"In addition to serving the master dutifully, if you want to be a perfect maid, you must also have certain strength to protect the master's body and mind."

The pornographic maid launched a "maid skill card" attack, and Princess Sanwu's health dropped by 300 to only half.

At this moment, Princess Sanwu, who had been in a passive situation, finally took action. She raised her head, and a sharp look flashed in her bright yellow eyes.

At the same time, one of the ambush cards cast in the previous round was lifted up. When the maid activated the "maid skill card", the bright light on the card that people couldn't look directly at seemed to say, "I'm waiting for you." Take out this card.

"You just said... guard the master's body and mind, right?"

Little Jasmine's clear and emotionless bullying voice sounded, and her cold eyes exuded a huge momentum.

"That's right."

Her purple eyes narrowed slightly, and Jeluka seemed to be prepared and answered without any panic.

Either way, it's terrible.

As onlookers, we are like a few rising warriors who have come to the sky duel field in the battle city, and we don't dare to take a breath.

"Indeed, in terms of strength, I am not strong enough to protect the master's [body], but the essence of protecting the master's [heart] is to make the master happy. I can do it, what about you?"

Against the backdrop of those cartoon-like clear and bright yellow eyes, Princess Sanwu used her long and slender fingers like a pianist. With a strong finger, the bright light on the opened ambush card immediately dispersed, revealing three golden figures. Big letters.

Will warm the bed!

With a pop, the rest of us slid to the ground again.

When the maid activates the "maid skill card", Princess Sanwu's trap card "Warm the Bed" is triggered, causing 1.5 times the damage to the enemy, and has a silencing effect. The health of the dirty maid is reduced by 450.

Oh oh oh, Jeluka was hit hard.

Seeing Jeluka who was silent and speechless, I couldn't help but exclaim in my heart. Little Jasmine's move was a mistake, which made Jeluka, who didn't want to expose her close relationship with me, hesitate.

"It's really superficial. To make the master happy, do we have to use this kind of relationship?" Taking a deep breath, Jeluka said calmly.

"It is indeed true, but it cannot be denied that for men, this is the most direct and simple way. That's right. If you can't even do this kind of thing, how can you protect your master's heart? .”

During the intermission, the protagonists entered nonsense... oh, no, it was dialogue mode. Princess Sanwu gave a strong rebuttal to the excuse of the pornographic maid.

"Woo~~~"

Jeluka let out an imperceptible cry.

"It's easy to do this kind of thing." Soon, Jeluka regained her composure.

"Indeed, it's very simple."

That face that was as delicate and beautiful as a doll, but showed no emotion at all, seemed to flash a sneer.

At this moment, Princess Sanwu opened another card, and the light flashing from the card seemed to surround the opposite Jeluka and melt it inside.

"But how to take simple things to the extreme and give the master the greatest pleasure is the real skill of the maid in the school."

The brilliance on the card flashed away, and the content inside was...

Beep beep beep beep————!

Princess Sanwu launched a [Beep Beep Beep Card] attack, and the health of the pornographic maid dropped by 200.

"As expected of the author of Duke of Beasts, I'm afraid this position is just a trivial matter to you..."

As if she had been seriously injured, Jeluka's delicate body shook several times and she clutched her chest in pain, but her gorgeous purple eyes were filled with blazing fighting spirit.

"But, don't underestimate me as a reader. The so-called skill is better than the skill, and it is only at this time that it is reflected. Look at my [beep beep beep] posture?!"

The pornographic maid enters a frenzied state and launches the [Beep Beep Card] attack. The Sanwu Princess's natural resistance [The World's No. 1 H Princess Card] is activated, reducing the damage by 90% and reducing the HP by 10.

"Hmph, it's just a beginner level. I just need to use this [beep beep beep beep] position to win."

Princess Sanwu is blessed by the war drum skill, her attack speed is doubled, and she launches the [Beep Beep Beep Card] attack. The maid's talent resistance [Unscrupulous Porn Card] is activated, reducing the damage by 90% and reducing her HP by 10.

"Then look at this [beep beep beep beep beep] position."

"Huh, naive, let me, the teacher, teach you one more thing, from the most complex to the simple [beep] postures..."

This is completely off topic, you bastard! ! !

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