Diablo Destruction

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With great difficulty, I was able to persuade Willas, who was hiding in the shadows of the rocks and drew circles, to go back.

Naturally, when Vilas saw Jeluka and Little Jasmine, they each had a red envelope on their head, with tears in their eyes, and they bowed and solemnly apologized to Vilas.

In terms of time... there's still enough time.

I looked at the height of the sun and thought about it.

Lena and Linya still have to take over the task of sorting out what Akara left behind. It would be good if they can come back in time to join tonight's bonfire welcome party. Naturally, they cannot be expected to help.

Mother and daughter Sarah and Aunt Lisa have gone to the West End Market to help with shopping. Although the food at home is still abundant, it is only based on the number of people in the family. I am afraid there will be a lot of people coming for dinner tonight. Several of them are big eaters. If you think about it this way, maybe you can just ask Sarah to buy ten cows and ten sheep.

If we think about it this way, we will be the only ones left at home. Little Jasmine is very nimble with her hands and feet, but we have to be careful. If we let her cook, there is an 8% chance that she will trigger the "strange princess cuisine" on a whim. Skills, good taste and bad taste are all divided equally. As expected, I still don’t want to take such a risk at the welcome party.

Unexpectedly, the most unreliable maid with dirty jokes turned out to be a good helper. This has been proven during the few months I went on adventures with her. She is not only good at craftsmanship, but also not able to do things on a whim. Some strange dishes that you have to risk half your life to try.

Sure enough, it would be better to find a few more people to help.

After a while, the little fox and Tia, who had just said goodbye not long ago, were dragged back by me.

"Why do I have to prepare dinner for a bad guy like you?" Tia said indifferently, and the little fox looked angry.

"Don't say that. Those who don't work don't get to eat. Isn't this the rule of your fox tribe?" I smiled and touched her soft fox ears.

"I...I didn't say that Tianhu must participate, hum!" After hearing what I said, her momentum weakened.

"Yes...yes, sir, how can you trouble Lucia? Little Jasmine and I are enough."

Veras, who had already put on an apron and entered housewife mode, watched the two of us bickering, and couldn't help but wave the pan in her hand to show her cute big breasts.

Ouch, Vilas, be careful...

For some reason, every time I see the combination of Veras and a pan, my head hurts.

"I just don't want to help this bad guy. If it's to help Vilas, I'd be happy to do so." The little fox stuck out its tongue at me and asked for a scarf from Vilas to put on.

"Vilas, come here, come here..."

I suddenly remembered the special taste of this little fox, so I couldn't help but secretly wave to Willas and said in my ear.

"Later, don't ask Lucia to add seasonings, especially salt, okay?"

"Yes, I understand."

Vilas' face was full of confusion, but she still nodded.

How to put it this way, the little fox's cooking skills are not good, but his sensitivity to salty taste is a little low, so every time he cooks, he adds jars of salt and sprinkles it generously.

Recalling the several lunches Lucia made for me, I couldn't help but burst into tears. I felt that the tears falling to my lips were a little saltier than usual.

"Tia, what would you order?"

Looking back, I looked at the little girl Tia with a smile. How can I describe it? Whether it was the harsh environment of the Horadric tribe in the past or Dia's sexy and enchanting hunter dress, others had confidence in her cooking skills.

"No problem at all."

Sure enough, Tia smiled confidently without exaggeration, and then, under my strange gaze, she started looking around.

"What are you looking for?" I was curious.

"Materials, there are no suitable materials here, it seems I have to go there to find them." With that said, Tia strode towards the forest in front.

"Wait, what materials are you looking for?" I finally found something wrong and grabbed Ladia's wrist.

"Bark."

Tia turned around with a sunny smile on her face, which made sweat form on my forehead.

"Don't underestimate the bark. If it is carefully prepared, it is not only nutritious but also tastes good. What's more, it would be great if there were sandworms. Although it looks a bit disgusting, its meat is full of energy. Sandworms Eggs are even more delicious. Also, although there is little meat in scorpions, it is troublesome to cook. But, hum, I am not bragging. Fanfan, in my clan, I am ranked among the top three in peeling scorpions. Oh, although poisonous mushrooms are poisonous, you can still eat them as long as you are careful to neutralize the poison inside. Of course, if you accidentally fail to completely neutralize the poison, your tongue will be paralyzed for a few days at worst..."

Tia gushed.

Seeing Tia like this, my eyes became moist. Before she finished speaking, I suddenly hugged the little girl into my arms, hugged her tightly, and wiped my tears with emotion.

I finally understand why, when I went to the Horadric tribe for the first time and went to explore the ancient tomb with Tia, she would say that she wanted to eat a lot of fruits, fish, and jam bread, which even ordinary people can achieve. Small wishes.

The life of the Horadric tribe is so difficult, and as a princess of the tribe, Diya is also so simple. In this harsh environment, Diya can still maintain this unparalleled innocence, optimism and cheerfulness , energetic character, isn’t this enough to move people?

"Hey hehe~~~Fanfan... suddenly hugged me..."

Tia, who was in her arms, laughed a little sheepishly, her sweet face rubbing against her.

"Tia!!"

I made a solemn expression.

"Just peel the potatoes and radishes and wash the vegetables."

I was moved, but I didn't want to bring out bark, sandworm eggs, scorpion meat, and poisonous mushrooms to greet Artoria.

After arranging my work, I hurried to the West District Market.

Let's go see what Sarah and Aunt Lisa are doing. We need to send the materials back quickly. Otherwise, even a versatile cook like Veras will find it difficult for a clever woman to make a meal without straw.

Soon, I found Sarah's figure. Although she was shrouded in a small cloak, her familiar aura and her little lolita figure... ahem, please ignore the following sentence.

In addition, several new characters were discovered.

The three Laers were following behind like prisoners, dejected.

These guys, after returning to the camp, were like a fish in water, hanging out in the bar every day, playing in the dark. Moreover, I suspected several times that some gossip about myself was spread from their mouths. After all, these guys can be regarded as He is the regular customer who has the closest relationship with him.

"Hey, my dear father-in-law, what's wrong with you?"

I gently held the little hand of little Sarah who came over excitedly, and I didn't forget to turn around and tease the hunchbacked trio.

"Stop talking, I wanted to go to the bar to have fun, but Lisa caught me and used me as a food basket."

Lal shook his head like an old man in his twilight years.

"Hmm? Are you so aggrieved by asking you to help?"

Aunt Lisa's ears twitched, she turned around and asked with a smile.

"Of course not, Lisa, how can you doubt my love for you." Laerl suddenly trembled, and then changed from a tiger to a mouse.

"Boss, didn't you just proudly tell us this morning that Lisa can no longer stop us from going to the Women's Street? Is that so?"

Doug leaned into Lar's ear and whispered softly.

However, what kind of voice Doug has is evident from the fact that even Tualatin has specially made an [Artifact] related to him. He is called a quiet voice, but to others, it is like a loud roar.

"Shhh! Shhhhh!!!" Lal broke into a cold sweat and shook his head desperately, tears falling down.

"Oh, really? It turns out I can't stop you anymore, my dear."

Aunt Lisa's smile became brighter and more beautiful, and even my back felt slightly cold. I grabbed Sarah's smooth little hand and couldn't help but tighten it.

My sweet and obedient little Sarah, please listen to your husband’s lifelong request and never become like your mother.

"Ahem, Aunt Lisa, why don't you go back with these materials first? I'm afraid that Vilas and the others will be too busy. For the rest, just leave the list and let us buy it."

I suddenly felt kindhearted, stepped forward, and rescued Lal.

"Okay, then I'll leave this place to you. Please feel free to use these three guys as you please."

Aunt Lisa thought the same thing and couldn't help but patted my head with approval, then glared at the prostitute behind her, left a long list, and left with Sarah first.

"Oh oh oh, my dear Wu, well done, very well done. It was not in vain that I picked you up from the wild."

Seeing Aunt Lisa disappear, Laerd burst into tears, hugged me and cried loudly.

"Wow, that's disgusting. You guy, don't rub your snot on my clothes. This is a cloak made by Willas. You can't afford to pay for it."

I kicked him away without mercy.

"Since that's the case, I'm sorry to trouble you, Wu."

Lal flew out, turned over like a very beautiful kite, put his arms around Doug and Goff's shoulders, and strode away.

"You guys, do you think you can be lazy by acting like you're leaving very naturally?"

I strangled the three of them from behind.

"Wu, this is an important task that history has given you. Please complete it alone and don't take us into consideration."

Even though his neck was choked and his face turned red, Lal still clenched his teeth and stepped forward perseveringly, starting a arduous tug-of-war.

"Okay." I suddenly let go.

In that case...

Under Lar's extremely vigilant observation, I took out a piece of voice crystal and moistened my throat.

"Ah, actually there was another choice back then. If I had known, I wouldn't have chosen Lisa. Lisa was so gentle back then, but now she has turned into a tigress. Ah, if I had known I should have chosen another one, maybe I Now I can still put my hands on my clothes and open my mouth, ah ah, of course, it would have been better if I had been more decisive back then and married both of them."

"Hahaha, what are you talking about? Isn't this your voice?" Lar's face changed, as if he knew what I was planning, but then he laughed again.

"If I said that I could change the voice inside to your voice, would you believe it?" I shook the voice crystal in my hand proudly and narrowed my eyes.

Lar's face suddenly turned pale.

"Asshole...bastard, you brat, how did you know that I said these words?!" Lal raised his head to the sky and let out an angry scream.

"Boss, you have forgotten that last time we all drank together, the result was..."

"Did you tell the truth after being drunk? Oh oh oh oh!! My damn mouth, my damn mouth!!" Lal knocked desperately against a pillar next to him.

"It wasn't Boss Lal who spoke the truth after drinking, it was Doug who spoke the truth after drinking." At this time, the silent Gefu suddenly broke the news.

Lar's movements suddenly stopped in mid-air, and he turned his head mechanically, staring at Doug.

"Ah hahaha, sorry, sorry, I was very happy to tell you all the heroic sayings of Boss Lal back then."

Doug smiled brightly, his teeth shining, and gave Lar a thumbs up.

"You big mouth - go to hell!!" What greeted Lal was his soul-killing chain kick.

"It's better to stop making trouble and buy the materials written above quickly, otherwise we will all be in bad luck."

The four of them began to study the long list left by Aunt Lisa. They were shocked to see that there were really a lot of things to buy. Counting all the condiments, the list was almost as long as an arm.

However, we are still four people, so we have an advantage in numbers, and we don’t know how to shop around. We don’t seek the best, but only the most expensive. With a man’s prodigal shopping style, we split up and after a while, all kinds of things happened. The materials are almost ready.

Seeing that there was still plenty of time, the three *** began to become restless.

"Tell me, are you willing to spend a welcome party in such an ordinary way?" Lal announced loudly as he stepped on the pickled cabbage jar.

Doug: "As long as you can eat enough."

Goff: "It doesn't matter."

Me: "Get off your ass now, the boss is going to cry."

"You have no pursuit, you vulgar people." Seeing that no one echoed his words, Lal was unhappy.

"Okay, what do you want?"

Seeing that there was still enough time, I reluctantly cooperated and said.

"Look at how these ingredients are different from what we usually eat." Lal shook the list in his hand.

"If you look carefully, there is really no difference." We nodded.

"Could it be that, in this rare welcome party, the Elf Queen is just allowed to eat these home-cooked dishes, and can't she have something fresher and more delicious?"

"Just say what you want to say quickly." I yawned.

"Simple."

With a snap of his fingers, Lal beamed.

"In addition to this list, let's each buy some strange... ahem, no, relatively rare materials. Let's go back. I believe the Elf Queen will also be happy."

I just heard some strange adjectives. Is it an illusion?

"It's not impossible."

I said noncommittally, after all, the materials are prepared by us, but the people who actually make it, Veras and others, can naturally judge what is good and bad, and what makes it delicious.

I don't have any confidence in the vision of these women, but I am full of confidence in my wife.

"In that case, let's choose with our eyes closed."

Shut up, do you want to make dark hot pot?

Not only Lal, but also the two barbarian brothers seemed to become excited under this suggestion.

"Oh oh oh, look at this bottle of chili peppers, what's written on it?" After a while, Doug shouted in a loud voice as excited as he found prey.

"Krast... the hottest... makes you ***... experience the feeling of hell... devil's chili powder." Then Lal read out in a broken voice.

"This is it, this is what we are looking for." Several people became excited.

Huh, stupid guys, do you think Vilas and the others can't tell the difference? If such condiments are placed in front of them, they will just put them on the shelf immediately.

I snorted with disdain.

"Very good, secretly mix it with ordinary chili peppers. Even if it is discovered, it will be too late." Several people's conspiratorial voices sounded.

Hey Hey hey! ! !

Hearing this, I couldn't calm down anymore and grabbed the bottle from their hands.

"Are you guys trying to cause trouble?"

"What the hell, doesn't this add to the fun?" The three of them laughed sarcastically.

"Even if you want to make the welcome party lively, this is not the way to go. If you want to choose fresh ingredients, check it out!!"

I led three people around, and finally stopped at a very rare seafood stall to grab a big fish.

A living octopus with tentacles more than two meters long and still squirming was caught in my hand and raised high above my head to announce to everyone.

"This is... my ideal ingredient!!"

"Oh oh oh oh, as expected of Wu."

The three of them looked at the big octopus that was lifted up high, dripping with mucus, and had eight tentacles wriggling weirdly in the air. They were all stunned by my strange taste, and slowly clapped their hands with a look of amazement on their faces. .

"Let me show you today, Wu's grilled whole octopus." I wiped my nose proudly, intoxicated by the applause...

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Although everyone may know it, let’s do a little science. Although Artoria is not picky about food, she seems to not like octopus. That’s probably it. To be honest, Xiao Qi can’t remember clearly, haha~ ~~~

***: Another weekend has passed like this, and I haven’t had enough fun yet. Woohoo~~~(To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote at *** (***.***) Recommendation votes, ***, your support is my biggest motivation.)