Diablo Destruction

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As a terrifying druid who has experienced nearly nine years of hardship and has fully matured, it is a necessary skill to assess the situation, think deeply, and make decisions before taking action.

Therefore, I judged wisely in advance, and after escaping from the hell of Syluth Ecolu and Kajeel, I did not panic and began to observe the movements around me.

The first thing I entered was the group of elders. They seemed to be discussing some very profound issues. From time to time, they would say something I couldn’t understand. There was an aura of talking and laughing around them, which made me, a novice, feel very stressed. big.

Next is the combination of Lal's three *** plus Lao Ma's trio and Seattle K.

This is really strange. With the virtue of Seattle Knatsi in the past, it is impossible for him to bother to deal with guys who are much weaker than him. Look, the past few years since returning from the Fallen Alliance have also made him more humane. , can accept the approach of other adventurers. Of course, his warlike and bloodthirsty nature has not faded at all. If you think he has become gentle, you are wrong. He is just like a chameleon, under the influence of the environment. Next, the original violent beast nature is just added with a layer of sheepskin.

These guys get together... Needless to say, they are all foodies, so naturally they compete for food and drink. I have just escaped from Xi Lusi and the others, how can I escape from the tiger's den and enter the wolf's den again?

I snorted, but it didn't stop me from observing these guys.

First of all, Cook, a mage, fell on the table with foam at the mouth, holding his belly that was about to burst, and became the first victim of this game.

Then came White Wolf, who wisely stopped what he was doing, announced his defeat and quit.

Then Malagby and Lal couldn't hold on any longer, stood up unsteadily, and vomited into a small jungle to one side.

I thought there was something new going on. For example, even though Cook was a skinny wizard, his appetite was comparable to that of a barbarian. As a result, he fell down in a completely normal order, which was really uninteresting.

I turned my attention to other places out of boredom. The remaining three players, the Barbarian Brothers and Seatick, no matter which one won, it was not a surprising scene.

My eyes froze and I saw something very terrifying.

Those were three girls, to be precise, three extremely cute girls.

However, such lovely girls now give off a weird atmosphere like holding a cult ritual.

The three of them sat around a grill. Although the charcoal fire was bright and illuminated the surroundings, the sight around them seemed to become extremely dark, as if even the light was afraid of their momentum and did not dare to get close. .

No one made a sound, but the movements of their hands never stopped. First, little Jasmine took the baked rice cake in her hand... Uh, okay, yes, rice cake. I read that right. She took the baked rice cake in her hand. , moved twenty degrees forward, and moved about half a foot.

Immediately afterwards, Jeluka, who was below her, had a very solemn expression under the firelight. She thought for a few seconds before taking the pill bottle that was roasting in her hand... Well, because it was impossible to tell whether it contained moral integrity or contraception. The medicine, let’s call it [Unidentified Miss A], moved back a little bit, then pushed the bridge of her nose, a bright light flashed in her purple eyes, revealing a kind of retreat to advance. Resourcefulness and long-term perspective.

There was a click, and under the charcoal fire, the bottle... no, it was Miss A. There were cracks on Miss A's body. I seemed to hear Miss A's howling that could only be heard on the Santu River filled with corpses. ! ! !

Finally, there is Aleus. Among the three, she has the strongest taste, but she is also the simplest. She does not hesitate to take the banana in her hand... I don’t want to complain anymore. In short, just after walking in Jeluka, She couldn't wait to move the banana in her hand forward, charging straight for a long distance, and then fell down contentedly, as if she had occupied a large amount of territory and resources.

This seemingly reckless and aggressive move revealed the great momentum and boldness of the heavy sword without edge. Little Jasmine and Jeluka, who had carefully considered every step, showed surprised expressions and looked at each other with surprised eyes. Aleus, with a solemn expression inside, seemed to be re-evaluating the strength of the opponent in front of him.

I have no idea what they are doing, you bastards! ! !

Although I really want to rush up and give each of them a burst of chestnuts to stop these guys from wasting food... No, it's not exactly food. There's Miss A here, right? Isn't poor Miss A still moaning on the grill, her skin has been scorched black, her body has been broken, and her blood has been dried out. Doesn't it really matter if she doesn't save her?

After thinking about it again and again, I still shed tears and gave up the impossible task of rescuing Miss A. Those three guys together were simply more terrifying than Arturia and Sister Sharna walking together. If they broke in rashly, , I’m afraid I will also become the legendary Mr. D.

Forgive me for being such a cowardly and incompetent man who abandoned you, Miss A. You should find your own happiness. With my back to the rocks and waves, I lowered the hat slightly on my head and took the first step as a prodigal son.

There is……

I was startled and hid my sight.

It's Sister Sharna.

Just like her aloof character, it is impossible for anyone else to exist around her. She is like a cold-blooded beast that rejects all life. Except for a few people such as me and the old drunkard, the only way to stay by her side is to fall down. ’s cold corpse.

Logically speaking, this should be the case, but now, there are two more people in front of Sister Sharna.

They are the Amazon sisters of the KFC team, Des and Dena, ardent fans and blind admirers of Sister Sharna.

"Ms. Sharna, please accept the little one, we are willing to follow you and work as cows and horses."

The two Amazons knelt on one knee and lowered their chins to show submission. They raised the wine glasses in their hands and presented them respectfully to Sister Sharna.

Hey, Desdna, Rickon is crying over there. Looking at you, his tears and snot are mixed together.

"you?"

Sister Sharna didn't even look at the Amazon sisters in front of her. She used a knife to cut a piece of cooked meat in her hand, put it in her mouth and chewed it. Then, from her charming lips that reflected a hint of oil, she said coldly Say a word.

"roll."

"Lady Sharna!!"

Instead of becoming angry, the Amazon sisters held each other's hands, squeezed the two plump breasts tightly together, let out an intoxicating cheer, and faced Sharna with red hearts in their eyes, as if to say, this is it, This is Her Majesty the Queen that we admire, ah ah, please insult us and fuck us as much as you like.

I:"……"

I always feel that there is a lustful atmosphere permeating the air. No, I can't think of it anymore!

I quickly covered my itchy nose and turned around. Immediately behind me, there was a sound of Desidna being kicked out. It was unclear whether it was pain or pleasure.

Normally, it seems that they are very powerful beautiful sisters, but this hidden M attribute is really surprising.

But... strangely, I always felt an ominous premonition, as if I had forgotten something very important... no, something terrible rather than important.

My eyes finally fell on KFC and the Hanbag team.

Ricken, who was hit hard by Des and Dena's betrayal, turned his sorrow into grief and anger, and his grief and anger into strength. He and Hans have once again started the thousands-year-old fast food restaurant dispute.

It's so boring. I'm tired of watching fast food restaurant battles. When will there be a script about fast food restaurant love, director?

Oh oh oh oh oh! ! ! !

Hans roared.

I saw him stacking the ingredients for the burger one by one.

By the way...it's a barbecue dinner tonight...forget it, let him do it.

When my eyes fell on Hans's gradually forming burger, I, like everyone else, exclaimed.

It's not an ordinary burger that is neatly stacked one on top of another, but it's stacked in an S-shape to form a strange, snake-shaped burger! !

On the last layer, accompanied by Hans's strange scream, the bread carved into the shape of a dragon's head was pressed up.

“Dragon Burger, done!!”

As the light spread everywhere, the burger in Hans' hand seemed to turn into a roaring dragon.

"Ignorance!!"

Ricken, who was full of resentment, and the colonel who had completely turned into a black man, shouted loudly and blew a breath of air onto the scarlet charcoal fire under the shelf. Suddenly, the already strong fire suddenly burst out with extremely strong fire. Flame seedlings.

The fried chicken pieces he placed on the grill suddenly expanded and slowly rose under the fierce firepower.

"What a giant dragon burger, evil way, look at my Shenglong fried chicken!!"

With a roar, endless golden light erupted from the grill.

I:"……"

Regarding copyright...is there really no problem?

Could it be that the mystery of God's disappearance is that he was arrested and locked up in a dark room by the Space and Time Administration for copyright infringement?

I thought I had touched the tip of the iceberg of the truth about the million-year mystery after the Doomsday War, and my body couldn't help but tremble.

At this moment, a golden light approaching rapidly flashed past his hand.

ah--! You're a damn backup! ! ! !

After I came to my senses, the grilled fish that Aikolu had grilled for me had disappeared from my hands. When I looked back, I saw a small golden animal with grilled fish in its mouth, and it was quickly escaping from the crime scene. I couldn't help but roar.

How dare you snatch what my precious daughter cooked for me? You are so impatient. It seems that tonight’s barbecue needs more meat! !

I chased after him with all my strength, and rushed towards the golden color with all my teeth and claws.

Rumble————! !

In my hurry, I accidentally overexerted my force. With this flying blow, my body fell to the ground and moved straight forward, creating a heroic mud ditch on the ground.

After my body stops, I will scan around with eyes burning with rage, looking for the prisoner.

I saw a dead dog with grilled fish in its mouth. Surrounded by many figures, the corners of its mouth were slightly raised and it showed me a provocative smile.

Oooo----! ! You are the only one who will never let me go today! !

I got up using my hands and feet, but before I could take any action, my body suddenly froze.

Before that, search for a certain sentence that you just used. Yes, it is the sentence "surrounded by many figures", many figures...

I swallowed hard and glanced around guiltily.

Willas, Sara, Linya, Lena Artoria, Aunt Karina, Aunt Lisa, Fini, Oona...the harmless and the dangerous, all appeared in sight, surrounding themselves. inside.

"Fan, are you okay?"

In my trembling eyes, Arturia took a step forward and gently patted the dust on my body.

"Ha...ah hahaha, everyone is...what are you doing?"

I couldn't help but take a step back, my eyes rolling around, looking for an opportunity to escape.

"Isn't it obvious at a glance? We are exchanging feelings with Alto." Linya smiled lightly and winked at me playfully.

"This...is like this, then I won't fight..."

"Fan, you're here just in time, why not have a drink with everyone, we are a family."

Arturia specially emphasized the word "family", completely blocking my way out.

"Cousin, come on, cup meow~~~"

Feini handed over a wine glass smoothly.

Can I beat you away easily? Casting a murderous look at Feini, I took the wine bottle handed over by Sister Karina amidst everyone's mocking or worried looks.

This taste...

It's Sac Cristal! !

The trace of luck that I was still holding on to was shattered in an instant. Even though Sac Crystal is the most expensive and rare wine in the entire continent, Artoria, as the queen of elves, will definitely have it.

Looking at the beautiful red crystal-like liquid in the cup, the rich aroma of wine emanating from it already made me a little dizzy. I felt like crying, and my memory vaguely returned to the time when I got married to Artoria.

After drinking a whole bottle, I was drunk and unconscious. I had also drank a whole bottle with myself, but my expression remained unchanged. Arturia...

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