Diablo Destruction

When I came here, I hesitated for a moment, but I still didn't have the nerve to be shameless. I went to the Central Square to take a look at the bronze statues of myself and Artolia, then I sat in the teleportation array and left, disappearing in the white light.

However, what was left to the guards of Wedding Town was that startling glimpse.

"Hey, man!"

An elf guard pushed the alliance guard next to him.

“Go, go, if you want anything, wait until I see Dani off.

The alliance guard was just waving goodbye to his newlywed wife who came to bring him dinner, and his eyes were lingering. He didn't even turn his head when he heard the words, his eyes were still staring at his wife's departing figure, and he responded casually.

He and his wife lived in the newlywed town of Mu Ming. They came to get married last year. After spending a month here, the couple found that they had fallen in love with the atmosphere of the newlywed town, so the husband quit his original job as a guard and came to Here became a recruit in the wedding town and settled down.

"Look at you, you've been married for more than a year and you're still so enthusiastic." The elf soldier teased.

"What's wrong, Dany and I are as affectionate as newlyweds every day." The alliance guard then turned around and gave the other party a look [you know he's a man].

"It's you. Didn't you say that the women of the elves are all beautiful and graceful? Why don't you find one?"

"Oh, don't say it. She is indeed beautiful, but it has nothing to do with me." The elf guard has the unique delicacy and handsomeness of the elf clan, and it is so surprising that he is still a bachelor.

"Don't say that. You can do it. Why don't you marry me and teach you a few tricks?" The alliance guard bumped the opponent with his elbow, smiling proudly like a senior.

"Oh, what do you say?" The elf guard looked straight.

"I think back then, I used this trick to kill Danni. Believe me, I'm absolutely right. If I hadn't accidentally trapped Danni, I would have been hugging him from left to right now." Men like to brag in front of other men. , at least the alliance guards must be like this now.

"Very good, I'll remember it. I'll talk to Dany later." The elf guard, who originally looked like he was asking for advice modestly, didn't expect that he was also being petty. Now his expression immediately changed, and he actually wanted to beat the little boy. Reported.

"Wait a minute, you guy, wait a minute, you have something to say, something to say." The voice of the alliance guard still softened. There was no other way, his wife was his weakness.

Two years ago, this scene of humans and elves having a happy conversation, like good buddies, would have never been seen.

"By the way, didn't you just have something to say to me?" The alliance guard remembered something, rolled his eyes, and tried to change the subject.

"Oh, that's right!" Elf Shou Ping smacked his butt excitedly, which startled the alliance guards. This guy, who usually has a cool face and looks like a bitch on his face, really frightened a few ignorant people in the town. The little girl was fascinated, she could not lose her composure easily, what happened today, what happened to him that made him so surprised and excited.

"Did you see the person who came out of the teleportation array just now?"

The elf guard became more and more excited as he spoke. Finally, he grabbed the opponent's shoulders with two hands and shook them desperately.

"Look what you see, wait, let go, do you want to shake my bones apart?"

The alliance guard didn't notice and was shaken so dizzy that he quickly swatted away the opponent's hand.

"That person...that person..." The elf guard was a little incoherent. He clearly wanted to say something but he stuttered excitedly. He couldn't help but spin around in anxiety, wishing to slap himself a few times to calm down.

"Stop, stop, take a deep breath, take a slow, deep breath." Finally, the elf guard finally stopped circling around like an ant on a hot pot, and his voice became calmer, but he still couldn't help but raise his hand slightly. Shivering.

"The person who just appeared from the teleportation array"

"Yes, yes, yes, I understand, I understand, please speak slowly." The alliance guard patiently patted his chest.

"The person who just appeared looks a bit familiar."

After waiting and waiting, I thought that the thing that could make the other party so excited was something appalling. Unexpectedly, it was such a sentence that made the alliance guards roll their eyes.

"Today." He stretched out his fingers to gesture at the elf guard and said, "Today, I have seen six familiar people coming out of the teleportation station. Do you think I should be scared to death?" "No. In this case, you listen to me." The elf guard's arm was shaking, pointing in the direction of the central square.

"yes……

It's... it's a bit like... the bronze statue of... on the Central Production Ground. "Bronze statue?" "The Alliance soldier was stunned.

If it is their Majesty the Queen, it is impossible for the other party not to recognize it. Doesn’t that mean that the other party is...,

"You're blind." The alliance soldier still didn't believe it.

"What is Elder Fan's identity? If he comes, at least someone will come to greet him." "Could it be a si thing with Her Majesty the Queen..."

Speaking of this, the elf guard felt convulsing pain in his heart. Her Majesty the Queen, that is a goddess that she dare not approach even in her dreams. She has no reason to get married so far, just whenever she sees [Central] Central [Guang] If there is a bronze statue in the field, this heart will be broken all over the place, and there is no need to talk about finding a partner.

Is it time to change jobs? If this continues, I will be a bachelor for the rest of my life.

"Didn't you say that when you were a soldier in Rogge Camp, you met Elder Fan and said something to him about Dan? You wouldn't recognize him even after you saw him." The elf soldier teased.

"Of course, if it's Elder Fan, I can recognize him at a glance!" The alliance guard raised his head proudly.

When he was still a soldier in the camp, he did meet and speak to Elder Fan. This was the proudest thing in his life. Whether it was his wife Dan* or the elf soldiers in front of him, they all boasted about it in front of them. No less than ten thousand times, the mantra was "I think I was Elder He Fan back then...", and the two people who listened to it almost had calluses on their ears.

"I think back then, when I met Elder Fan...

"

As soon as the conversation started, the alliance guard couldn't help it anymore. With a lot of admiration, he spit at the elf guard, making the other party complain endlessly. Isn't he not the one who doesn't care about the pot?

As the light of the teleportation arrays flickered, they finally arrived at the long-lost Elf King City.

After verifying my identity, I was led by the elf soldiers to the foot of the Crystal Tree. Probably because of a guilty conscience or something, I kept looking at the crystal tree above my head, which made the elf soldiers escorting me think I was right. They cared so much about the sacred objects because they respected them, and their eyes softened a bit when they looked at me.

Crystal Tree...

There should be no problem, although Yalandlan said that even if the Heart of the Holy Tree is lost, this huge crystal tree will not start to wither until at least tens of millions of years.

God forbid, at least wait until I die and then wither. I don't want to be hunted by the elves for the rest of my life.

The person who came out to greet me was Artolia. After not seeing her for three days, her demeanor seemed to have changed a lot, making it impossible for me to be as casual as I was in Binggu. I could step forward and hug her without blinking. This feeling is as if the life in the ice valley is a dream, or has become a thing of the past.

"Fan, you're back." Alto smiled sweetly.

This smile charmed many elven soldiers around me, including women. I have never seen the majestic and incomparable Her Majesty the Queen showing such a gentle, virtuous and sweet smile.

And this sentence made the hearts of the men among the soldiers break.

[You are back], this is clearly what the wife said to her husband who returned home. Although the two are indeed husband and wife, isn't this a political marriage? Isn't there no love at all? Why does it look like the happy life of a man and woman who have been in love for many years after getting married?

Not to mention how disappointed these elf soldiers were, when I heard Artolia's words and saw her proactively stepping forward and holding her little hand towards me, my heart suddenly warmed up.

Artolia is still the same Artolia from Ice Valley, the only thing that has changed is my unconfident heart.

Holding Altria's soft little hand with my backhand, I laughed.

When most of these elf soldiers left in despair, a ray of white light eagerly emerged from behind Artolia and slammed into me.

There was a "Puch" sound, a slight dull sound of a sharp weapon piercing into the flesh.

"Oh oh oh oh it hurts!!!"

Regardless of whether the elf soldiers who had not yet left far away would hear me, I held my forehead and started to cry.

The position of the hand... and the pain... were unmistakable, it was her! ! !

Huh?

This thought seemed so familiar, as if the exact same thought had occurred in my mind not long ago.

Unknowingly, I burst into tears again.

Why are these guys so cruel, hitting, biting, and stabbing people at every turn? What did I do wrong in my previous life?

"Humph" Humph, liar, Naisu liar, big liar. "

Along with the pain, there was a very childish, cute and angry voice, followed by several lightning-like white lights. Seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly used a super weapon that has been passed down since ancient times. Dodge stunts.

The lazy donkey rolls around, I dodge.

Oh oh oh, I got hit in the butt. Coach, you lied to me. Can't you dodge any move?

Holding my butt, I jumped dozens of meters high.

"Wait a minute, I have something to say. Everything needs to be reasonable."

I finally found a gap, and I quickly moved it with emotion and reason.

"Long-winded, long-winded, long-winded, the death penalty, the only choice is the death penalty." 1 The little King Arthur jumped up and landed on my head. His little hands pulled up the hair on my head randomly like a child pulling weeds.

"Oh oh oh, wait...wait, don't pull it out. This is the only thing you don't want. What if it becomes the Mediterranean? After a few years, do you plan to write a biography called "My Mount is Uncle Mediterranean"

? "

This sentence seemed to be quite intimidating. The little guy finally stopped, but then he stabbed a few times with anger and made a few puffs. Several small fountains of blood appeared on my head. Tears mixed with sadness were left together.

"Okay, now let's sit down and talk calmly about liars."

I held the little King Arthur, whose face was bulging out like a steamed bun in anger, in my hand. My whole body exuded the Buddha's light of tolerance. I almost smiled and became a Buddha immediately.

"Ben Ang and the liar have nothing to talk about. Don't talk to Ben Ang." Little King Arthur turned his face away angrily, not wanting to offend me.

"Okay, in that case."

I rubbed it casually and took out a piece of paper with four simple words written on it: Mount contract terminated.

"Here, just press this finger print."

I would be like the old man standing in front of the little girl holding a lollipop on the street, smiling as harmlessly as a human being or an animal.

"Tear it up." The contract was torn up immediately.

"How dare a mere mount dare to be so arrogant and threaten the master? It's unforgivable... It's unforgivable."

Seeing that the little king had tears in his eyes and was about to run away again, I quickly spoke out.

"Mounts also have human rights. Am I not trying to reason with you? If you don't reason with me, of course I will go on strike."

It's the same even in the game. If you don't feed your mount, its loyalty will drop. How can there be such a good thing in this world?

"Okay, let's give Nai a chance to make excuses."

It is definitely necessary to quibble. Will I tell you honestly that I came so late because I had sex with the little fox?

"Ahem, the situation is like this. The two of us made an appointment that day to come to the elves within three days, right?"

"It's three days. We agreed that it will only last three days at most."

"Isn't that the same thing?"

"It's different."

Little King Arthur angrily waved the sword of victory, which was only the size of a toothpick, at me.

"Okay, okay, no matter what, it's three days, and today happens to be the third day. I'm back as promised." I stretched out three fingers and said firmly.

"That's wrong. This arithmetic idiot is wrong." Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, little King Arthur shouted.

What I find most unacceptable is that this guy actually called me, the emperor of mathematics, an arithmetic idiot? !

It's unbearable, so I have to take it seriously.

"Okay, tell me where I went wrong?"

"It has been more than three days, and by the time we reach that moment, it has been more than ten minutes."

"ha?"

I did the math. It was at night when I parted with little King Arthur three days ago, and it is also night now. She said this, maybe it is really the case. The most important thing is that I believe that no matter how arrogant this little kid is, he is definitely not capable. People who lie.

But, I also have my reasons,

"Sorry, I calculate the time in days, but I don't have the time to pay attention to how many minutes it is."

"This is such a big idiot!"

With a shout, white light suddenly shot up and hit my forehead accurately again.

"On the battlefield, even a second's delay will lead to failure! If you say General Nasu, Ben Ang will be the first to chop off your head."

"This is not a battlefield." I covered my forehead and said tit for tat.

"The attitude is not advisable, it is not advisable." Little King Arthur was not to be outdone.

The two people just stared at each other, neither one convinced the other.

"Forget it, after all, Nai is not a general and has not developed the habit of strictly observing time. Su Benang did not remind him of this in advance. Let's make an exception and forgive Nai this time." Little King Arthur took the lead and seemed to be subdued.

Oh oh oh, this cunning little king.

My heart changed, and I immediately understood her retreat in order to advance, and I was filled with grief and anger. If she said this, it would be like it was all my fault, or she would be acting like a child, so she showed off her adult behavior. Huai, can you forgive me for not remembering the villain’s mistakes?

"Naike, listen carefully. Ben Ang will tell you now what makes a truly qualified general."

So, the little boy told me a story like this. The general content of the story is:

Hundreds of thousands of years ago, King Arthur led an army of 100,000 elves and marched northward, intending to exterminate several brutal orc tribes entrenched in the snowy mountains of Harrogath.

Genocide...

Uh... I covered my forehead in pain. I am worthy of being a murderer. If you don't understand, I will exterminate the clan.

There, they encountered the obstruction of the most cunning lizard people. These lizards are cruel in nature and do not do business properly. Instead, they make a living by robbing other orcs. It is said that they even like to eat newborn babies, but they are extremely slippery. They would run away when they saw a large army of elves, and they were very familiar with the environment here. They would often disappear after chasing them. Even the elite elven warriors were unable to do anything to these guys for a while.

So one night, King Arthur and all the knights gathered in the tent to take good measures.

After drinking a glass of wine, the Elufacian knight's face turned red, and he stood up unsteadily while belching wine.

Oh oh oh, as expected of Elufacia Loli, she even has the same drinking capacity as me.

It seems that I have found another reason to fall in love with this bear spirit little Loli.

She asked for orders: "Your Majesty, the lizard man thief ran away when he saw everyone. He is extremely cunning. Let me go alone and cut off the leader's head and bring it back to Your Majesty."

My king said: "Very good, in that case, the knight of Elufasia listens to the order. I am the king giving you one night to kill the leader of the lizard people and take his head to celebrate together. Come on, do it." With this cup of hot wine, I wish you success immediately."

Knight Elufasia stretched out his hand and said: "Wait a minute, you are just a lizard man thief, why do you need to wait all night for me to pick up his head first, and then I can have a drink with His Majesty."

So the Elufasia knight raised his sword. No, sorry, there was no sword. The small figure just broke into the dark night of the vast snowy mountains. After a while, he came back with a bloody lizard head in his hand, and the wine in the cup was still warm. .

According to what the little king added, while killing the enemy leader, he seemed to have also helped the Ursine tribe once. It was dark and windy at that time, and the lizard man warriors were attacking a small village of the Ursine tribe. They could have succeeded easily, but it seemed that because of a certain A big shot happened to be in the village, and unexpectedly encountered strong resistance. It was the scene of flames rising into the sky and the sound of killing that made Elufasia easily find the lizard man's whereabouts.

Me: Angry…”

Forty-five degree angle, far away eyes, sad heart.

Hua Xiong is so old. Hua Xiong, whom he hasn’t seen for ten years, came to the dark world and became a lizard man! ! !

And Elufacia Loli, the big red face of the second master is not from drinking, please don't pretend.

Although it is full of complaints, I have no doubts about the truth of little King Arthur's words.

Aside from the fact that she would never recant a lie, remember? The last piece of bear paw print given to me by Elufasia Loli-chan is said to be a family heirloom of the Ursine tribe. It was given to her by Elufasia after doing a [small favor] for the Ursine tribe. Now it sounds like , I’m afraid this is what King Arthur is talking about this time…………,! .