Diablo Destruction

"It was sent here. I wish you all the best in the elves."

Indian Asan looked like he was burning his buttocks and was in a hurry to leave. Those who didn’t know it thought he had some important matters to go back to deal with. He is such a good and conscientious cadre. As an insider, I wanted to beat him into a pig’s head. . []

"Don't worry, Your Excellency Omas, I guarantee with the honor of the elves that I will never let any of you get harmed here." Artolia responded solemnly.

"Her Majesty the Queen can only say, if there is anything else I can't worry about, let's just say goodbye." "Lord Omas, thank you for escorting me all the way." Lena gently led the way.

"No thanks, no thanks, this is what I should do. After the alliance, I have to rely on you. An old guy like me should use my last remaining energy."

The Indian Asan said something that looked very impressive, holding his staff and waving his hands, while slowly leaving with the alliance soldiers.

Don't use all your spare energy on being funny, at least do something practical for me, hey!

Am I the only one who would complain like this? Sure enough, everyone was deceived by the performance of this damn Indian Asan.

"Everyone, please follow me. I will take you to where you are staying." After watching the alliance soldiers leave, Artolia also asked the escorting elf soldiers and some related people to retreat.

Her intention was naturally very clear. Almost after those people left, little King Arthur came out of my hat.

"Wow~~ It smells so bad. The hat of the idiot's mount smells so bad. I really can't stand it." In this way, he said something very rude.

"1 Little guy, I can't forgive you for talking nonsense. These are the clothes that Vilas washed for me." I glared, unhappy.

"Verasida?"

Following my words, my eyes fell on Vilas. In the beautiful figure who smiled and bowed gently, she narrowed her eyes slightly and seemed to feel the unique brilliance of the all-purpose household type wife, so …

"It's not the laundry guy's fault, it's because the idiot's mount is stinky to begin with. It's none of the laundry guy's business. It's none of his business."

I:"……"

This makes the little one so angry that he really knows how to adapt to circumstances.

"The relationship between Fan and His Majesty King Arthur is still so good." Artolia seemed a little petty.

He looked at the two of us with envy and said with a smile.

"No such thing, who has a good relationship with this little guy (idiot mount)?" Little King Arthur and I retorted in unison.

Everyone: "..."

"Wow, I didn't notice that there is a strange creature here, but it's just because it's too small.

It's a relationship, but I can't blame this saint. "

At this moment, the jealous little ghost came up with his cheeks bulging high, and suddenly swept away the little King Arthur on his shoulder, then put his arms around my neck and leaned tightly in his arms, as if to express his gratitude to me. Others announced that this is the property of this saint.

"It's...it's this humble disciple.

"In mid-air, little King Arthur made a beautiful flip, bounced in the air, and landed firmly on Artolia's shoulder. Then he stared at the little ghost in his arms, his face turned black, and he was so angry that he didn't know what to do. What should I say? "You, a little silly king who can't even speak correctly, who still makes milky sounds and has slurred speech, dare to cuddle with me and even stand upright with me (you also dare to hug me) This holy woman is so ignorant). "Because in the middle of the little ghost's words, I already took her soft cheeks that felt good and had no words to say, and started to rub them on both sides.

This is the Elf clan, and in front of us is the first king and hero of the Elf clan. It can be said to be the home stadium with hundreds of millions of fans. Show me the atmosphere before you speak, you stupid ghost.

"Hahahaha, well done, you are worthy of Ben Ang's loyal mount." Seeing me rubbing the little ghost's face, making her change into various cute and funny expressions, 1 little King Arthur smiled happily at the side Get up and laugh loudly.

"Did you hear that? The one who slurs his words is Nadah, Nadah."

"You won't get any better. If you fan the flames again, I'll rub your face too." I glared at him fiercely. I don't know if it was because I was pleased with my punishment of the little ghost just now, or for some other reason, but this little guy turned out to be very... It was rare to be quiet, but he kept murmuring dissatisfied words such as "just a mount".

The little ghost was successfully protected from King Arthur, and was satisfied. It was rare that he didn't care about the punishment of rubbing his face just now. He narrowed his beautiful silver eyes, hugged my neck like a necklace, and let out a happy smile in his arms. murmur.

What a big, soft, human-shaped luminous ghost necklace!

On the Crystal Tree, walk up the huge stairs formed by natural tree roots. This place is already a restricted area for ordinary elves. Only a few people, such as elf elders, people with special status, or the Queen's Guards, Only the elder Arlandlan and Queen Artolia are qualified to set foot here, and the only ones who can call this place their home.

However, with the identities of Lena, Linya and me, as well as our friendship with Artolia, it is enough to get a tree hole villa in the Crystal Tree as a place to stay.

As for why it is described as a villa instead of a house, it is because it is too big and spacious inside. Think about it, considering the hugeness of the Crystal Tree, even a small natural tree hole on it is still huge. After passing through the elf master’s After decoration, it is even more beautiful. Compared with this place, the small red mud villa in Kurast looks like a cowshed in the countryside.

It was good that Sarah and Linya had been here. The other girls who saw the Crystal Tree for the first time all had their eyes widened. They were speechless as they looked at the room as beautiful as the Crystal Palace.

"This...this..."

Veras kept touching the wall with her fingers, her dark eyes staring at the crystal luster on it, and paused for a long time. Just when I thought she was going to say something in praise, "This... is difficult to clean, isn't it?" "

I stumbled and almost fell to the ground. I am truly worthy of being the head of the household. Even when I saw such a beautiful room that looked like a crystal work of art, the first thought that came to my mind was the issue of cleanliness.

The little ghost was even more outrageous. Perhaps because of the repulsion between the sparkling crystal tree and the sparkling herself, the little saint opened her mouth to bite a tree root used to decorate the pillars.

Hey, hey, hey, stop, at least don’t eat here and start eating! !

I picked up this little ghost from behind, dumbfounded.

Fortunately, the other girls reacted normally, except for Princess Sanwu who remained expressionless and couldn't tell her thoughts.

The two little princesses were the happiest, flying around like larks, exclaiming from time to time, and then turning the hems of their black and white Gothic-style pleated skirts with bright smiles.

They are noble princesses who should live in a beautiful castle. Their innocence and beauty are so harmonious with the crystal room that everyone who sees this scene can't help but smile from the bottom of their hearts.

So, I was thinking about digging a tree hole and bringing it back. However, even if Yalandlan allowed herself to dig it, the tree hole I brought back would wither soon, unless the entire Crystal Tree was moved back. Just fine.

My daughter is in trouble...

After looking at all the rooms, we did not settle down immediately, but continued to climb the stairs.

Next, she had to go to the steamer to see the Great Elder Yalandlan, and she couldn't keep her waiting.

After climbing thousands of steps, we arrived at the highest point of the Crystal Tree. Of course, compared to the towering Crystal Tree, this place is just at the foot of the tree. The highest point refers to the place where people can live. Place, this is already the highest point.

Of course, the only one who can live here is the current spiritual leader of the entire elven clan, Great Elder Arlandlan. By the way, Artolia's home is also nearby.

If little Arthur Wang Feng can one day take his rightful place and appear openly in front of the world, then the residence she owns should be higher.

With this in mind, we have already entered. There was a familiar voice standing at the open door.

Who else is there besides pornographic jokes?

Everyone was extremely happy to see acquaintances, but the solemn atmosphere emanating from them prevented the girls from being presumptuous. They all smiled at Jeluka, waved their little hands, and winked.

And Jeluka, who played the role of a perfect maid, also smiled, gently but respectfully bent down, saluted us with an impeccable posture, stretched out her arms, and gestured to come in. Action, Tao.

"Please come in, the Great Elder is waiting for you all inside."

As she watched each person enter, she turned around and followed me until the last person came in. She happened to be face to face with me who was walking behind.

I:"……"

Jeluka: "..."

I pinch.

Gently and quickly, he reached out and pinched the cute maid's face.

"Prince Idiot."

Jeluka quickly glanced at the girls in front, lowered her head, and murmured softly.

"No, 1 Xiaofan, you already have me and I can't be tamed by other women anymore."

At this time, the idiot ghost in my arms murmured in his sleep while he was in a daze, which startled Jeluka and I, and we quickly took steps seriously.

Grand Elder Yalandlan met us in a large and simple hall. Just like when we met in previous years, this slightly fat old elf completely collapsed on the big rocking chair with his hands hanging on the armrests. , The eyes under the wrinkled growth rings seem to be closed and open, and occasionally a calm gaze emerges from the gap between the eyes.

Her body exuded a richer and peaceful aura than Akara. Even Vilas, who was very timid and walked in nervously, couldn't help but relax after entering the room and looked at it with respectful eyes. Looking at the old man who has lived for a thousand years in front of me, every wrinkle on his face seems to have witnessed the vicissitudes of a century, and contains the crystallization of incomparable wisdom. Those calm and kind eyes seem to be able to see through people's souls. , but it feels like a refreshing breeze, and can't help but produce a sense of disgust and discomfort.

The person in front of him is the spiritual symbol of the elves, the Great Elder Yalandlan, who is probably the most prestigious leader of the entire elves after King Arthur.

Of course, there are also people who completely ignore her prestige and temperament. The one I know is a little ghost who is not only bold enough to steal the crystal tree and eat it, but also screams like a little Yalandlan.

Now, there's another one.

Before Yalandlan could say anything, a figure rushed out and landed on her shoulder.

It turned out that there was someone more arrogant than the little ghost, standing directly on Yalandlan's body.

I looked at little King Arthur speechlessly, my mouth wide open for a long time, but I couldn't hold back a word.

"Oh oh oh, it turns out to be His Majesty King Arthur, are you having fun?" Yalandlan opened his eyes that had been narrowed and looked at the little one standing on his shoulder with a smile.

"General, very general, I encountered an apostle." 1 Little Arthur was sitting on Yalandland's shoulder, holding Xiong with both hands, and hugging the sword of victory. said.

Hey hey, what does "again" mean!

"Haha, really? I'm really sorry, because someone is too young, so even if he is not small

I didn't realize it in my heart, so I stepped on it like a cockroach. There is nothing I can do about it. Please forgive this saint for being reckless. As compensation, I will soak you in the sewer until all the footprints on your body are soaked. clean. "Who the woo-wooer that little King Arthur is talking about is naturally known without guessing. The little ghost who woke up at some unknown time laughed in my arms like an aristocratic woman, and looked down sixty. To despise someone.

Suddenly, little King Arthur's face turned as red as pig liver, and he stared at the little ghost speechless.

Too naive, too young. If I want to quarrel with a little ghost, even I, the emperor of complaints, have to weigh three points before I dare to play, let alone a mere little kid like you.

Looking at the tearful little King Arthur who was so angry that he couldn't speak, I looked at him with pity.

"Your Highness Alice, I haven't seen you for a long time. I feel relieved to see that you are still in the same spirit as before." Yalandan said to smooth things over and said with a hint.

"It's okay, okay, this saint is eating well and sleeping soundly. I'm sorry for worrying about you, little Yalandlan."

This heartless little saint still kept calling her happily with disrespectful names, so I just let it go. I was used to it and even became numb. It even startled Vilas and the others and looked at them with pitiful eyes. He looked at our little saint, fearing that Yalandlan opposite would be angry, so he directly said, "Who's here, drag her out and kill her."

"Ahem!"

I coughed heavily and secretly glared at the little ghost, reminding her to thank her quickly. She has traveled thousands of miles to give you such a precious gift as the Heart of the Sacred Tree. Will she die if she says thank you?

"chicken!"

The little ghost looked at me aggrievedly, then at Yalandlan, and then spoke reluctantly.

"Also, thank you, Xiao Yalanlan.,...

"You're welcome, I didn't do anything worthy of Your Highness's gratitude, haha." Yalandlan's smile stretched out his wrinkles, and he didn't know what this sentence meant.

"Hey, look, you're just talking. Let's do whatever you want. There's no need to be polite to an old woman like me, and it's no good." Yalandran pressed his hands gently and said with a smile.

Whether it is the aura exuding or the way he speaks, it is very similar to Akala. It is as if he is facing a limited and enhanced version of Akala, making everyone smile unconsciously.

By the way, who would buy such a limited and enhanced edition, you bastard!

"Are you Lena? Come here, kid, let me see."

Everyone sat down, and after Jeluka brought the tea, Yalandlan seemed eager to ask Akara's student, Lena, who was twice her disciple, to wave to her gently.

Lena stood up as instructed and sat next to her obediently.

"Well, very good. Akara has found a treasure again. I really envy her." Caressing Lena's face, Yalandlan's words were full of envy. People with the qualifications of a prophet are inherently good, but people like There are very few people like Lena. It would be great if such a precious talent appeared in the elves.

"Isn't it the same with Grandma Yalandlan?"

I quickly looked at Artolia, then at King Arthur, my eyes returned to the old man, and I said with a smile.

"That's right. You should be satisfied. You should be content."

Yalandlan's eyes narrowed with a smile. Indeed, one King Arthur cannot even match the talent of tens of millions. Originally, he was worried that Artolia's throne would be shaken because of King Arthur's appearance. If the two kings appeared, If it's a fight, it's going to be a real headache.

Unexpectedly, King Arthur's heart is no longer here. He just wants to build Gensokyo and resurrect his former comrades. The worst outcome has turned into the best outcome. With the elves with two kings, what else can Arlandland do? What more could you ask for?

"But..."

There was a hint of cunning in his eyes, and Yalandlan, who had many similarities and bad habits with Akela, looked at Artolia and me.

"Dear Your Highness the Prince, for me, talent is a precious resource that can never be satisfied. Look, I have handed over Tongolliya to you. Why don't you go back and intercede with Akara, Lena? Just give it to me." "Pfft!!"

Artoria, who was watching the fire from the other side and drinking tea calmly, squirted out a mouthful of water. Facing everyone's curious eyes, a blush rose involuntarily on her cheeks.

The majestic and majestic King, the shy look is so beautiful.

Everyone thought that Yalandlan's words were referring to the marriage between Artolia and I. Only I, Artolia, Elder Lyman and Jeluka knew what this sentence really meant.

Isn't this alluding to the fact that I brought Artolia to the Ice Valley?

I looked at Yalandan quite speechlessly. This old man is not shy, he is indeed Akara's teacher. Even the bad character is printed in the same mold.

Lena, you must not be a bad imitator. In front of the enhanced version of Arlandlan, you must continue to maintain a character as pure as snow and untouched by the world. Otherwise, brother, I will just send the sheep into the wolf's den. Sinner.

In addition to Lena, Yalandlan seemed to particularly favor the two little princesses. He called them forward, moved his head, and chatted cordially for a long time.

Could it be because Silus and Ecolu are priests?

I was puzzled to think that Yalandlan had a soft spot for the priest profession, but this love could not be expressed in the extremely vigilant little ghost, so he hugged Silus and Aikelu?

But there is nothing surprising, because the temperament of the priest is similar to that of the prophet, both giving people a gentle and peaceful feeling. Perhaps the unpredictable nature of the prophet will make people feel awe and alienation, but in this world, except for hell, Outside of my own clan, I can't think of anyone who would be hostile to a priest who could save lives and heal the wounded.

Linya has met Yalandlan several times, so there is no need to say more. As for the remaining Sarah, Vilas and others, their kind, gentle and well-behaved characters are impossible to be annoying. The only ones with The suspenseful Sanwu Princess, Yalandlan also gave a kind and loving smile.

He is such a kind old man. It is obvious that the female character in my family is so eccentric.

As a result, I had this thought in my mind and wiped away tears of joy. Later, I was kicked by the princess.

The meeting with Yalandlan could be said to be very smooth, and it was impossible not to be smooth. Not only did Lena leave a perfect impression on the thousand-year-old man, but Yalandlan was also full of praise for Vilas and the others. The original plan ...It was a preliminary meeting within an hour. It was not until noon, when Yalandlan's expression became a little tired, that everyone said goodbye and left.

I stayed.

"Dear Your Highness, do you have anything to say to me, an old woman, alone?" I was the only one left in the hall, with Yalandlan and Gongjin standing behind her. All the little ghosts inside were coaxed away, and then her butt didn't move as if it was glued to the chair. Arlandran asked knowingly.

"Ahem, Grandma Yalandlan, don't you know what I want to know?" I coughed.

"Um...do you want to discuss with me how many children it is good to have with Artolia? This is of course Duoduo Loushan." Yalandlan squinted his eyes, and his defense was so tight that I was so full of loopholes that I almost died. Slipped from the chair and fell to the floor.

"Of course it's not this. Grandma from Yalan, please don't always tease us about this matter." I said loudly, dumbfounded.

"I can't help it, I'm so happy." Yalandan's eyes fell out of the window, revealing infinite sighs and joy.

"I originally thought that it would be at least five or ten years before you and Artolia take this step, but I didn't expect that hahaha, it's really beyond my expectation. His Majesty King Arthur is really a great blessing to the elves."

"Why do you think that Artoria and I can take this step after five or ten years?" I muttered unwillingly. It was obviously just a matter of time, okay?

"Because neither you nor Artolia are emotionally active people, am I right?" "Well..." I shrugged my head, speechless.

"So, my dear Prince, after finally coming to the Elf Tribe, you need to spend more time with Artoria."

"I said

…”

"Sorry, I didn't mean to make fun of this." Yalandlan shook his head and smiled.

"It's just that I'm really looking forward to the offspring of you and Artolia. Whether it's a boy or a girl, they will definitely lead the elves to greater glory. I can see your offspring appear. Even if I die, I will die. Feel at ease."

"…………"

I can understand Yalandlan's mood, so I can't say anything.

Just like the old people with traditional ideas in the original world, they always look forward to a grandson who can continue the incense of their ancestors.

It's just that Arlandlan's hope is more profound. Artoria and I have offspring, which means that the elves can at least prosper in the next generation without Artolia and King Arthur.

By the way, are you not worried at all that the child born to Artolia will inherit the IQ from my father? Where does this confidence come from?

"I know what you are thinking, but Grandma Yalandlan, you should know better. With the power of Artoria and I, it is not easier to have a descendant than to defeat the Hell Clan." I shook my head helplessly. Shake his head.

Even the weak Vilas has been married for seven or eight years and still has no offspring, let alone Artolia. I am afraid that even if they have sex every night, they will live a decadent and shameless life as a loving couple. In life, you may not be able to get pregnant.

The law of the strong and the weak is the fundamental law for God to maintain order. Otherwise, the dragon clan would have conquered the world long ago.

"Of course I know this, so I just hope you can have more time with Artolia, and I won't force anything."

Yalandan smiled like an old fox. Anyway, she meant the same thing, which was to encourage Altolia and I to have sex more. If possible, I think she would be very happy to record the two of us naked. The body has been shut down for ten or twenty years.

"Of course, although I am very confident in Artoria's beauty, everyone's personality and ideas are different. Maybe after being with Artoria for a long time, the relationship will gradually calm down, so" in my dizzy yu In Luan's eyes, Yalandan showed off the old fox's tail, pointed at Jeluka behind him, and said something meaningful.

"Jeluka is also a good girl. Even if you and Artolia are restricted by the law, you and Artolia really can't leave any descendants. I can also look forward to the offspring of you and Jeluka." With two pops, Jie and I Luca even knelt down.

Now Yalandlan has completely transformed into Yu Chuan, who is looking forward to his grandson, and is going all out to encourage his son to find his cheating mother-in-law...! .