Diablo Destruction

.After the well carving, I reappeared in the Madea settlement as the Hell Fighting Bear.

Don't you think it's cool? Appearing in different identities for different purposes, it's just like... just like the Thousand-Faced Phantom Thief

Unconsciously, my blood boiled.

Although, it is true that this phantom thief looks like a bear.

Instantly discouraged.

No matter what, let’s finish what we want to do first.

So, the Muppet Bear from the acrobatic troupe once again made a grand appearance. Today’s performances are fire hoop jumping and high-altitude tightrope walking. Please look forward to it.

Although the old, young, sick and weak were gathered together and planned to move to a safe place, Amludina and the others only came here this morning. How could they move so quickly? It was not very urgent to finish all these chores in one morning. Even if the parts are really not found, it will take three to five years for the black dragon Elias to break the seal.

Thanks to this, my performance successfully attracted the children from Madeya Village. Although the atmosphere in the village was a bit tense and there were elf soldiers everywhere, the heartless children who love to play by nature would not care. There were so many people, and they came around with a shout, and there were quite a few adults.

What we need to be especially careful about are those elf girls. If they all treat me like a puppet, if everyone knows about it in the future, there will inevitably be rumors about the harem elder transforming into a puppet bear to seduce ignorant elf girls.

While I was busy here, Somako also began to ask other residents. The reason for this division of labor is that he is afraid that among these children, there will always be a few naughty elements. In other words, the legendary super naughty kid is the rebellious adult. At that time, if these people picked up the parts, even if Somak asked, the rebellious spirit in their hearts would be ignited, and they might not know how to hide it.

Can you expect a naughty child to understand the serious consequences of doing so and hand over the parts obediently? Boy, the pattern is broken.

Therefore, for these children, the appearance of a hell fighting bear and the halo of a dad will definitely be more useful than the majesty of the village chief of Somako. When Somako saw me, he was stunned for a moment, and immediately After reacting, he nodded to me gratefully, also because he understood the reason.

Of course, if I knew that he was still thinking at that time, "Ah, I see, this bear is the summoned object of His Highness the Prince. With His Highness the Prince's reputation in the alliance, no wonder even the alternate Great Elder Lena wants to attack this bear." "I'm so respectful" will definitely vomit three liters of blood, and then give a helpless thumbs up.

The old man is very clever, so you can all relate to it.

Then there was Amludina, who knew my identity. When she looked over here, she was stunned for several minutes, then turned around and left silently. For some reason, her back looked like she was sitting on a small bench in the corner of the ring. The burning boxer, is it my eyes?

Ahem, in short, don’t pay so much attention to such details.

What is the result of a successful performance? You say failure? Come on, ordinary acrobatics such as walking on a tightrope and jumping through fire hoops are as easy as walking and drinking water for a master in the field who can already fly. If this can still fail, then Not an acrobat, but a comedian.

After the performance was successful, as expected, the little girls and young ladies gathered around me and started to touch me.

I raised the wooden sign high. It seemed that a lot of people had gathered during this period, so I easily made the restless Elf Loli ladies stop their movements and look at me curiously.

Make an aggrieved look.

The children immediately started whispering and it was a chaotic mess.

Please don't use this term, it won't cause misunderstanding, as if what I throw away is moral integrity.

Covering my forehead feebly, I lifted the wooden sign again.

As he said this, he knelt down and sighed.

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, don't worry, we will help you find it."

The six or seven-year-old elf girl with a milky voice patted her chest in assurance. As soon as she started, the other children immediately started shouting, not to be outdone.

Outstanding effect!

I made a beautiful snap of my fingers in my heart and wanted to pick up the little Loli who just started talking and give her a hard kiss on the cheek.

I always feel that I am fooling a group of young ladies and little girls. Are certain strange skill levels and things like moral integrity passing through my fingers with the same momentum as stock trading?

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear has obviously performed so many acrobatics for us, we also have to do something to help Muppet Bear." The children were all talking, their self-esteem, innocent gratitude and compassion, etc., were successfully mobilized. When they got up, their backs were burning like Super Saiyans.

After saying this, I felt that the bottle of moral integrity cracked.

System prompt: Congratulations to Wanxuan, you successfully deceived more than 100 children in one attempt, and obtained the advanced title [Goldfish Raider]

Why does this happen? ! Obviously the reason for coming to the elves is to take a vacation and save up enough moral integrity to make up for the God’s birthday* Ah bastard!

Although the plan was successful, I felt inexplicably that my life had failed. First...issued

Seeing that the shota girls around me were about to disperse in a hurry, I used my child's high agility, so I quickly stopped them.

Just kidding, you don’t even know what I threw away, where are you going to find it?

I hurriedly ran to borrow the ancient silver coin from Amludina and hurried back.

Go back and borrow one from Huang Duanzi Shinu or Princess Sanwu. Why didn't you think of it last night?

After seeing that it was a real thing, I saw the children dispersed one by one, some clamoring to look for their own, and some planning to ask their parents for it (children at this age still think that their parents are omnipotent and can get anything) , I breathed a sigh of relief.

Hope it works.

Hey, isn't there one who hasn't left yet?

I couldn't help but be curious when I saw a cute little girl about ten years old biting her thumb and looking at me motionlessly with her big, watery eyes. She was not in a hurry to find him.

Little Loli was so cute that you couldn't help but want to hug her. I ran up to her, squatted in front of her, stretched out my furry bear paws and stroked her head.

Taking a closer look, it looks familiar. Isn't it the little girl who gave me a strange badge last time? For such a cute existence, even my brain with a pitifully small capacity will not hesitate to delete other unnecessary things, such as the appearance of Lal, the appearance of the barbarian brothers, and Ying The only black-and-white photo left by Malagby, who died young, was replaced by this elf-like figure.

Shaking his head, shaking his head, the elf girl shook her head greatly, and the beautiful light blue ponytail hanging straight down from the back of her head also swayed.

I asked curiously.

When her eyes fell on the ancient silver coins placed on the table, Xiaoluo let out a confused expression, and then shook her head again.

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, it's nothing. It's probably Bu Ke's mistake. It's just that the shape is similar..." The last sentence, the little girl almost suppressed her voice in her throat. Only her mouth was trembling slightly. Naturally, I didn't listen. to what she was saying.

"Bu Ke, let's go and help. Help Mr. Puppet Bear find the important things he lost." As he said that, he gently came up to me, hugged me, and placed his head on my bear's head happily and contentedly with his childish little face. After rubbing it for a few times, he turned and left.

what happened?

I scratched my head and watched this little elf named Buco leave, full of doubts in my heart.

So, we just missed the truth.

"How dare you let Ben Ang wait for so long with a mere mount? It should be beaten. It should be beaten." After leaving the settlement, the figure of little King Arthur couldn't wait to jump out of the hiding place, jumped on my head, and started to pull again. Grass skills were used to inhumanely destroy my poor hair.

"Wait a minute, aren't I just trying to get some information?" I clasped my head and wailed. After transforming into a Hell Fighting Bear, little King Arthur couldn't hide on my body anymore, so I could only wait outside the settlement. Isn't there something I can do about it? ?

"It's so verbose. It's so verbose for an idiot's mount. It dares to make excuses after neglecting its master. It's just a mere mount, but it's an arrogant mount."

The unreasonable side of little King Arthur appeared. The more I explained, the more noisy and joyful she became. Damn it, am I really going to get the title of Mediterranean Uncle in a few years? By the way, is there any hair restorer in Dark Continent? I need to prepare for a rainy day!

"Mount, where are you going next?"

Little King Arthur, who had finally had enough trouble, was held in my arms and walked on the road.

Now, rather than sitting on my head, this little princess seems to prefer being held in my arms, just like a doll, folding my hands in front of my chest and hugging her inside.

I was naturally happy and relaxed. Who would like to have someone sit on their head and have to endure the torture of pulling weeds from time to time, even if this guy is just a cute figure-sized creature.

But when others are present, forget it, it’s better to sit on my head. Let others see the little guy sitting on my head. At best, they will think that I am little King Arthur’s mount. If others see me like this If you hold little King Arthur in your arms, you will definitely be misunderstood as a pervert.

Do not believe? Just try holding the figure in front of your chest and go for a walk on the street, and you will know. For men, it is definitely the top shameful play. Even girls over seven years old are ashamed to do this.

"Next..., let me think about it..."

I shouldn't be able to help with the affairs of the Madeya settlement. Everything depends on Amludina and whether luck is on our side.

so……

Go back to the Elf King City first, borrow a few ancient silver coins from those two idiot maids, and then go to Kurast.

I decided on my itinerary instantly.

"Xiao~~Mo~~li~~" I said with an unusually affectionate tone that even made me feel sick, with goosebumps all over my body. I appeared from behind Princess Sanwu and hugged her from behind. Jiāo's small and exquisite body was hugged in his arms, and he fell to the ground, rubbing and rubbing...

"Let...let me go...it feels so...so uncomfortable..." Even with an expressionless face, one could still see that the mistress was moaning silently, her trembling little body

The hand was stretched out in front of the boat, sweating on the forehead, quite uncomfortable, like a drowning hamster.

"Don't say that. Aren't we the relationship between master and maid? At this time, shouldn't we love each other and deepen each other's goodwill?"

It's amazing that I can say such disgusting words to Princess Sanwu. Maybe there is an extremely terrible side hidden in my soul.

Also, let me explain, I don’t know whether the current Princess Sanwu is willing to fall in love with me, but I can tell that she really wants to fall in love with me. If it weren’t for the posture problem, she would have been a princess long ago.

"Master, I would like to borrow some ancient empire silver coins from Little Moli."

I finally told my purpose, because the pornographic girl was still at Yalandan's place, so naturally she had no choice but to find our lovely mistress.

"I'll just lend it to you... don't mess with it, stop it quickly"

Little Jasmine's face has turned red from being rubbed by me. This is not because she is shy, but in a real physical sense.

"Read, but I haven't seen the silver coin yet?" I pretended to be stupid and continued to rub it.

As soon as the words were finished, a clear metallic sound rang out. Princess Sanwu took out several ancient silver coins with difficulty, loosened them and fell to the ground.

With a whooshing sound, I quickly let go of the little Jasmine, picked up the silver coins, and jumped back to put a few meters away in a defensive posture.

Having said that, what's the family comedy about this scene where the husband uses all kinds of rogue methods to get money from the wife who has the financial power?

You don't understand the sadness that comes from the heart of a maid who is richer than her master and can make money.

"What are you doing all of a sudden, you stupid master?"

Princess Sanwu rubbed her hot and red face expressionlessly.

He sat up from the soft carpeted floor and murmured coldly, as if he was still a little unresponsive. He turned around, his bright yellow cartoon eyes flashed a sharp look, and he stared at me with a sinister aura.

Suddenly, the rain came! The small room was filled with red hearts of love a moment ago, but now, it is covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder, as if there are huge ferocious beasts standing on tiptoe facing each other between the sky and the earth.

After staring at me indifferently for a while, the little princess suddenly turned around, as if the matter had been revealed.

Hey hey?

If you were bullied by me like this, don't you plan to take revenge?

My maid cannot be so generous!

Princess Sanwu's unusual behavior made me even more worried, or shuddered, for fear of a more terrifying conspiracy. Don't forget that she is a child with high IQ.

I crept up to her, and saw that she seemed to have completely ignored my presence. Her small upper body was lying on the table, holding a quill, and she seemed to be scolding her.

By the way, I would like to explain that she has been like this from the beginning. I don’t know what kind of extremely unreliable novel she is writing. Because of my concentration, I was able to easily sneak attack from behind.

Lying on the table in this posture, no wonder Minister Xiong is not big.

Seeing Princess Sanwu pressing almost all the weight of her upper body on her chest, I muttered in my heart. Suddenly, with a thud, the quill fell heavily, piercing the thick white paper underneath.

Princess Sanwu turned back and looked at me expressionlessly. As she dropped the quill heavily, the ink splattered in all directions, like blood, spreading outwards, indicating some kind of terrible consequences, which made me He couldn't help but swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Then, I saw her silently turning the manuscript writer to the last page, using a quill pen and red ink to write a few big words on the last page.

Everyone betrays their relatives and leaves!

Hatchet!

Dismember the body!

The whole book is finished!

Oh oh oh! ! ! Have you decided on the ending before the content is even halfway written?

The shocking bright red characters on the white paper seemed to be really bleeding and crying, which made me tremble with fear from the bottom of my soul.

Judgment…

Little Jasmine, she has something to say, she is an excellent author, her thoughts should not be controlled by her emotions, it is pitiful enough to please the Duke of Beasts, please spare him. "I fell to my knees in the otz position with tears streaming down my face.

After I came out of the house, my figure was already gray and white, like an embers on the ashtray that would dissipate in the wind at any time.

There are no human rights in the pen. I, Druid Wu Fan, feel the truth contained in this sentence so deeply for the first time in my life.

"Idiot mount, you kept me waiting for a long time. Idiot, you are arrogant."

Little King Arthur shouted dissatisfied again.

"Asshole, I only used this trick to save time. It's all your fault!"

I don’t want to be a slave, sorry, I don’t want to be a mount, so I finally rose up to resist.

If you use the conventional method to fight against Princess Sanwu, you will definitely be teased by this arrogant princess and maid. You have to choose this method of killing the goose and laying out the eggs in order to save time. Who do you think it is for, you bastard!

After fighting with little King Arthur all the way, we finally arrived at Kurast.

"What, Feini isn't here?" In the Green Forest Bar, I looked at Oona with wide eyes.

That's right, the purpose of coming to Kurast is to find Fini.

Although Yalandlan is very thoughtful and has posted the reward notice, the whereabouts of those wanderers are uncertain, and they may not be able to see the reward. Therefore, I have to find Feini and use her previous name. She used her status as a leader among the wanderers and her connections among the wanderers to spread the word and inquire about the whereabouts of the parts.

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be empty.

"Elder Fan, I still want to go to you and ask about Feini's whereabouts. Last time, Feini said she would do her best to serve as a landlord and send you all the way to the elves, but she never came back."

Oona looked at me angrily with her almond-shaped eyes wide open, as if I had kidnapped Fini again this time.

Hey, by the way, why would I say that?

"Didn't come back? That's strange. I really don't know. I remember she was sent to me at the foot of the Crystal Tree."

I tried my best to recall that no matter how I searched through the memories in my mind, the last meeting with Feini would always be near the Crystal Tree. She should have returned with India's San.

"Is it possible?" Oona and I said in unison, looking at each other.

Half an hour later, thanks to my status as His Royal Highness, Fini was finally released from the cell.

"Wow, wow, wow, the cell is so dark, so dark, so scary, meow, cousin, you finally came to save me, meow." As soon as she was released from the cell, Feini hugged my waist and burst into tears. No matter what, he won't let go.

For no reason, Oona and I thought of the prison cell together. This magical leap of thought came from Feini's tragic thoughts.

Moreover, he had two previous convictions.

Now that Fini has been released from prison for the third time, the prison cell has left a huge shadow on her weak heart.

"Don't cry... don't cry... I'm here, right?"

I had no choice but to comfort her all the way, and finally drove her back to Kurast and returned her to Ona.

"Oona meow~~"

"Fini~~"

When lovers meet, they hold each other's hands and look at each other with tears in their eyes, as if Feini was imprisoned not in a cell but in Leifeng Tower.

"Ahem, cough, stop crying, Feini, I'm looking for you this time because I have something I want you to do for me."

Although I know that now it seems that I need to give the young couple (?) more time to vent their feelings, but the matter is so important that I can only interrupt.

"What's the matter?" Feini turned around and looked at me curiously.

Oh, that's amazing, I suddenly returned to normal. I was singing "The Water of the West Lake" just now. Should I say that I really deserve to be the Emperor of Tragedy? I have long been accustomed to all kinds of tragedies, so no matter what situation I encounter, I can recover instantly when needed. This is such a powerful adaptability.

I felt a little awe for Fini in my heart. Of course, I definitely don’t want to inherit the title of Tragedy Emperor. If I become like Fini, I will be finished for the rest of my life.

"It turns out that important parts of the sealing magic circle have been stolen. The black dragon wants to break the seal and find the person who stole the parts. Is that so?"

After some explanation, Mang Ni understood what I meant.

"That's right, didn't you work in this business before? So I want you to use your previous connections to find out more. It would be great if you can successfully retrieve the part." I took a sip of frozen juice and nodded.

"Don't worry, cousin, this little thing will be taken care of by me, Feini."

Feini raised her breasts confidently, but her expression immediately turned doubtful.

"But meow, cousin, based on your description of the place, I personally think it's unlikely that the wanderer stole that part, meow."! .