Diablo Destruction

Chapter 1,438 Behind every tragedy there is an unscrupulous teacher

"Okay, actually I heard it from the soldier and guessed it was you. I just came here to confirm."

Seeing the hesitant look on my face, "Should I tie this guy into a rice dumpling and sink him to the bottom of the sea first?", Omas immediately corrected his attitude.

"Then what?" I rolled my eyes and secretly felt a pity in my heart. As long as this guy was delayed for a few seconds, I would take action without knowing it.

"It's rare that Elder Fan is willing to take care of alliance affairs..."

"Wait a minute, what do you mean by this, what does it mean to be rare, as if I have been lazy." I couldn't laugh off Indian Asan's careless use of words, so I interrupted and asked.

"Of course Elder Fan is not lazy. He is much better than Elder Kasha and Farah." Omus praised with a thumbs up.

"Well, that's pretty much it." I was satisfied.

Hey, wait, there seems to be something wrong with this sentence. The two guys, the old drunkard and the old Farah, not only did not help Akala and Kane take care of the alliance affairs, but one drank alcohol and the other played explosives. If you score, the two The personal management score is absolutely negative.

I am much better than these two people. Am I a negative number, a positive number, or a balance between the two? Is this Indian Asan really praising me?

"So, I came here to report the results to you, elder. That's what happened." Omus said loudly, almost shouting.

That anxious expression seemed to say, "Ah, no, this idiot is about to notice. I have to make some big noise to interrupt his train of thought."

"Okay, how did it turn out?"

I felt that with my noble and cool status as an alliance elder, it was really not suitable for me to be on the same level as this dark, thin guy who bathed in mud every day and only thought about how to persuade others to become comedians, so I endured it, gritted my teeth, and said one word one sentence asked.

"How about locking up a drunken barbarian for half a month?" Probably seeing how far my sanity had reached, Omus immediately put on a businesslike expression.

"Twenty days."

I pointed out three fingers... oh, no, it was two. Some guys would make noises, take advantage of my momentary calculation error, and immediately shout "Math Emperor" behind my back impatiently. I think this is wrong behavior, you Think about it, five fingers are like brothers. Occasionally, you can't help but stretch out one more finger. It's reasonable. If you don't believe it, you can try stretching out four fingers straightly and bending only the little finger, and you will know your The little finger and the ring finger are so close friends.

"The extra five days... are not easy to explain." Omus was a little embarrassed.

"You can tell him whether he was detained for twenty days or detained for fifteen days, and then tell Bisi's fans what he did. How to choose between the two? I am not an unreasonable person. Right." "Yes, yes, Elder Fan handled it impartially and convincingly." Omus wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Those who choose the second option for a mere five days in prison were definitely angels with broken wings in their previous lives.

"Then there's the problem of those soldiers." When it came to serious matters, Omus' tone became somewhat guilty.

"Why, you finally know that you have a guilty conscience? Do the people in Kurast know more about you as a comedian or the person in charge of the alliance? You can tell yourself." I glanced at him. .

"This... I think it's important to make everyone happy." Omas's forehead sweated even more.

"Happiness is based on stability. If all soldiers had this kind of virtue, would everyone be able to laugh?"

"It's just a few exceptions. Asila's management is quite strict..." India Asan's voice became lower and lower.

"Asila manages the Iron Wolf mercenary team and is responsible for external defense and mercenary management. As for the soldiers who maintain law and order, you, the person in charge, still have to personally deal with it."

I pressed my forehead with a headache. This Indian Asan actually left everything to the people below to do it. I didn’t know what to say.

Speaking of Asila, do you still remember? That super sexy hot beauty with a hot body, dressed in a bikini and with a python hanging around her neck, left such a deep impression on her that even though she hadn’t seen her for a long time, she still remembered her.

"I was wrong. I will manage my soldiers well in the future." Omus finally bowed his head like a defeated rooster.

"So, Elder Fan, let's discuss it. We don't need to trouble Elder Akala to find out about this matter." Sure enough, Omas revealed the real purpose of coming this time.

After all, I am still afraid that if I complain to Akara, this guy, only Akara and Kane can make him obey.

"Well, well..." I said thoughtfully.

Should we let India's Asan go? I remember when I first came to Kurast, he often made things difficult for me during the test for the right to use the teleportation array, and he also made a lot of bad jokes.

As I thought about it, I had an inexplicable feeling of compassion for others. I felt that such unhealthy practices must be reported and criticized.

"Wait a minute, Elder Fan, I have something to say." Omus saw what I was thinking and hurriedly came over. He glanced at the door with a evasive expression, turned back and lowered his voice.

“How about 50% off the membership fee?”

"I'll beat you up, old man." Have you still not forgotten to persuade me to join that strange organization?

"A set of books on how to be a comedian, written by myself and yet to be published."

"It's a waste of time to use it as toilet paper." I said coldly.

"Finny use the roll."

"Wait, why me, meow?"

Feeney felt that she couldn't pretend she didn't hear this time, so she quickly intervened.

"Shut up, aren't we teachers and students? Isn't it natural for students to listen to their teachers?" Omus hit her with his staff angrily.

"I think teachers should care for their students, not boss them around." Feini wailed, holding her head in her arms, and retorted, refusing to admit defeat.

"Naive, do people still believe in this simple teacher-student relationship? Feini, let me teach you the last lesson." Omus paused his staff deeply.

"The so-called teachers are devils who enjoy teasing and teasing their students when they are bored."

“Ehhhhhh————?!!”

Feini let out a shocking cry, as if she had just realized how dark society is today, and looked at me with pitiful eyes. Those watery eyes seemed to be saying, Cousin, tell me, this is not the case. , Teacher Omas is teasing me, right?

Although I knew that Omus was teasing Fini again, at this moment, I really felt as if I had been hit by an arrow in my knee. I bent over deeply and knelt down on one knee. I struggled to support my trembling body and let out a painful gasp.

There is no way to refute. Looking back on my own personal experience, I have absolutely no way to refute what Omus said.

"Although I can't refute it, I refuse." Obviously, Feini couldn't impress me at all.

"Why, I am a student who is useful in various aspects to you strong-blooded and energetic men." Omus showed a shocked expression as if his trump card was easily resolved.

I:"……"

Why do you have to use the words "vigorous and energetic" in your tone? How do you want others to use Feini? Is there really no problem with such a teacher?

I suddenly felt that I met an old drunkard and a fairy with hairy legs. It was really great, didn’t you see? Finny was already trembling with fear.

"Okay, let's put aside your unscrupulous remarks and let me give you a reason to refuse." After coughing a few times, I pointed at Feini.

"Do you need to do an experiment? You stand over there, and then Fini stands between us. We both wave to Fini at the same time to see which side she will choose to go to?" "No matter which side is good, what will happen to me?" What do you think it is? Meow, I always feel like you are just trying to tease me, meow." Feini protested loudly.

"I see, I forgot the master-slave relationship between you and Feini. I lost." Omus showed a measured look, and then readily admitted defeat.

"It's not a master-slave relationship, meow, it's a cousin-cousin relationship, meow! Right, that's it, cousin meow, you always treat me as a cousin instead of a servant, that must be the case, meow." Feini's eyes were filled with tears. look at me.

I:"……"

"Why...why don't you speak, meow?" Feini was frightened.

"actually……"

I carefully considered my words with a serious look on my face, as if I wanted to tell the daughter I had raised for twenty years that in fact you are not my biological child. You popped out of the bamboo when I cut it.

"Actually, he is your cousin."

I accidentally got caught up in the drama, and I casually pointed at Omas next to me and said to Fini.

"Eh...Ehhhhhhhh?!" Feini looked at Omus in shock.

"That's the truth. Look, this is a blood letter left by your mother, asking me to take good care of you and marry you to a good family." Omus handed over an old piece of parchment at the right time.

"I...I am actually..." Feini took the parchment tremblingly and took a look.

The title above is clearly "Pig Raising and Vaccination Precautions".

"Bullying... bullying people, they obviously... obviously trust my cousin so much!" After a few seconds, Feini ran away in tears.

"The heat is lacking."

"Yes, as an acrobat, he is first-class, but comedians can only always play the role of being bullied."

Omus and I sighed as we watched Fini's figure.

"Okay, I also know that you are responsible for the work of the mage tower and Kurast's defensive magic circle. You are really busy. I will report it to Akala this time."

After coming back to my senses, I straightened my expression for a moment.

"But please spare some time from running comedians and managing soldiers."

"Do you want to squeeze in time from here?" Omus made a difficult decision.

"The worst I can do is lose an hour of sleep."

"Whatever you want... I wish you good health."

"I really can't be happy to hear this kind of blessing from you, the persecutor."

"It's better than persecuting the people of Kurast."

After a while, Omas left, and the matter came to an end. The small group of soldiers were punished by deducting half a month's salary after discussion. Quit it.

The next step is...well, we have to think about how to bring back Fini who left sadly.

Go ahead, this bastard Omus knew this, so he dragged me into the water to tease Fini, and then tricked me as well.

I suddenly thought of this possibility and couldn't help but shed tears of regret. Damn it, I was still too young.

By the time we found Feeney, it was almost evening.

"Ahem, my dear cousin, how are you? Have you heard any news about your favorite cousin?"

Although she was pulled back by me, Feini still puffed her cheeks with anger and stared at me unblinkingly with moist and angry eyes.

"Hmph, I don't know what my cousin is talking about, meow." Feini turned her face away.

"Don't be like this, Omas and I are doing this to train you."

"I don't want to be trained by my cousin who treats my cousin as a servant." Fini simply turned around and turned her back to me.

"What are you talking about? Do you think my cousin is really this kind of person?" I expressed my heartache.

"Remember carefully, when did I treat you as a servant? You are my cousin forever."

Finnie tilted her head and thought for a moment, then looked at me with a more confirmed look of anger.

Oops...Oops, how can I let Feini recall the past? Am I not shooting myself in the foot?

"Okay, at worst, after this incident is over, I will spare a day to fulfill my cousin's duty to accompany you, whatever you want." I gave up.

"Three days of meow." Feini pointed out three fingers and bargained.

"Three days is three days."

I nodded, greedy, right? Bargaining with this elder, right? It's too young. I didn't say I would just accompany you. When the time comes, I will bring Vilas and the others with me, as well as Bisi, Oona, hum. snort.

Stupid transvestite.

"Really? Long live my cousin, meow~~" Perhaps she didn't expect that I, who had been bullying her, would suddenly become so easy to talk to. Feini was stunned, and suddenly jumped up in joy, then opened her arms and hugged me.

I turned sideways expressionlessly and watched with cold eyes as she hugged the wall behind her...

"Cousin is still the same as before... merciless, meow."

Covering her red forehead, Feini looked at me with resentment.

"Information, information." I knocked on the table and glanced outside.

Why hasn't the Little King come back yet? Although he has nothing to worry about her, she is close to the strength of the realm and can walk completely sideways in Kurast. No one can threaten her.

But after leaving suddenly for such a long time and not coming back, I still feel very uneasy, just like parents who know their children are safe but are always worried because they haven't seen it with their own eyes.

"Cousin, are you listening to me?" When I came back to my senses, I found that Feini was looking at me with an aggrieved look on her face.

It was you who asked me to inquire about the news, but now I am absent-minded. Do I still want to hear it?

"Sorry, sorry, tell me, I'll listen." I quickly came back to my senses and acted like I was listening.

"As for me, I went out for a walk and exchanged news with many colleagues." Feini smiled proudly, moistened her throat, and started to get into the mood.

"After inquiring, I found out that only one person has been to the Madeya settlement of the elves recently, meow."

"Only one? Are you sure? Are there some wanderers who haven't returned yet? You didn't find out." I frowned.

"Don't worry, cousin, the news is absolutely reliable, and it can't be wrong. We homeless people have our own special contact information. Even homeless people outside can know the latest situation." Feini patted her chest confidently. Assured.

"Is it that powerful?" I suddenly felt that asking Feini for information was definitely the right choice.

"Just a normal meow."

Feini was proud but wanted to be modest, so she gave up and covered her blushing face in embarrassment. Then, a trace of helplessness quickly flashed across her face.

"This is because everyone looks down on us homeless people, so we have no choice but to unite ourselves, nya."

"Well..." I smiled slightly, not knowing how to answer.

Although I don't look down on the Rangers, I do not have much favorable impressions. I always feel like a group of uncles who are not doing their jobs properly. The league has had many headaches for these guys.

"If only one person has been to the Madea settlement, what did that person say?" Sensing that Feini was using it, Cousin, could it be that you also look down on us wanderers? Meow looked at me suspiciously, and I quickly turned to To the point.

"No meow." Feeney shook her head.

"there is nothing?"

"He discovered the fog, but he didn't rush in, meow."

"Are you sure he didn't lie to you?"

"Cousin, you really still don't want to believe us homeless cats. We homeless cats are also very disciplined towards our own people!" Feini glared at me unhappily.

Just for your own people? I rolled my eyes.

However, as a person who is still trying to accumulate integrity to fill the cracks in the bottle, I am not qualified to say that others are wrong.

"What do you mean, that this incident has nothing to do with the Rangers? That part was not taken away by you?"

"That's probably what it means." Feini nodded.

"I really don't know if it's good news or bad news." I was stunned for a moment, then shook my head with a wry smile.

The good news is that we can exclude the alliance and focus on the travelers, bards and the like from the elves. If it is not good news, it is because our expectations have failed. I originally thought that I could rely on Feini's connections. , find clues and recover parts in one fell swoop on the Alliance Rangers side.

"But cousin, I also got some news that I don't know if it's useful." Just when I was disappointed, Fini suddenly said.

In order to confirm the information of one of the complaints, I played a certain gal game. When I came back to my senses, the time reached 00:01...

If you can find out which sentence it is and which gal is complaining about, I will update 2w today, reminder, girl line...

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