Diablo Destruction

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At night, the small town of Lalula is lit by bonfires and filled with noisy people.

The moment that little King Arthur was most looking forward to finally arrived. After thawing the dead Kuba monster, Dragon Crocodile, it took a lot of effort to get its body out of the hard spiny shell.

Although the dragon crocodile is as big as a hill, it is obviously not enough for the tens of thousands of residents in Lalula Town, plus the approximately 2,000 villagers in the Madeya settlement, and more than 10,000 soldiers (the original search team included Nearly ten thousand plus the thousands of soldiers brought by Artoria), this huge crowd was divided up.

I have it all to myself, and I feel very sorry for the greedy people who already know the origin of Kuba monster and its delicious taste, so I can only feel aggrieved. Everyone can share a little bit, and they know the taste of dragon crocodile. .

For this reason, I specially asked the soldiers to announce loudly that everyone should not swallow the dates wholeheartedly, just like Zhu Bajie swallowing the ginseng fruit. They were tempted by the delicious taste of the dragon crocodile and couldn't wait to stuff it into their mouths. As a result, they ate it without knowing the taste.

Naturally, this warning made everyone laugh, but they must have kept it in mind. If it really happened, they would not only miss out on the delicious dragon crocodile. And it will become a laughing stock, which is not worth it.

As the hero of this battle, and the Queen. Prince, King Arthur, distinguished guest of the Human Alliance, we naturally allocated sufficient portions first. I burst into tears when I thought that I had been given a huge privilege and was no longer a brick in the alliance, a handyman elder who could be moved wherever needed.

so what. So...

"Let me tell you, your ears are really sharp..." Looking at the uninvited guests, Feini and the others, I was speechless.

"My cousin went too far, meow. He even invited Bisi and Oona, but left me alone, meow." Feini looked at me resentfully.

"You have to find a reason why I have to ask you." I rolled my eyes.

Naturally, there is a conspiracy in inviting Bisili to come. The first is to use something substantial. I want to thank her for helping me clean the villa, and I also came here to let her help me make wine.

As for Oona, she was invited here with her, think about it. If I invite Bisi alone, won't it make people suspect that I have thoughts about her? Especially when I bear the title of the harem elder or the prince of a hundred clans, which is so hated by others, it would even make me jump into the water and not be able to wash it off.

Having said that, can inviting Ona actually clear the relationship? Wouldn’t others think that I have a bigger appetite and want to conquer two in one go? This is a problem.

As for Feini, the charming transvestite, since Oona has been invited, she will definitely come with her. The conversation just now did not surprise me at all. It's just a daily insult called cousin... Oh, no. My cousin's daily humiliation... doesn't seem appropriate either. It's my cousin's daily training, that's all.

Besides, Fini’s cooking skills are pretty good, and together with Oona and Bisi, they form a perfect combination of three top chefs. As for Dragon Crocodile’s meat, no one has ever eaten or cooked it before, and they don’t know the best way to cook it. So it is undoubtedly a good idea to let as many cooks as possible try as many cooking methods as possible.

Although it is possible that once the best cooking method is found, the dragon and crocodile meat will be eaten out.

Fortunately, among everyone, Arturia is the only foodie. Although little King Arthur is also a foodie, considering her size, she only has the appetite of half a barbarian, not even as good as me.

I, originally thought so.

But……

"I'll go, you woke up at the right time!" Pointing at the little ghost sitting next to me, I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind.

"Hmph, Xiaofan, this is the power of the Saint. A fool like you will never understand." The little ghost hummed at me and waved a slender white jade finger in disdain.

"Don't openly put your foodie's sixth sense in the skin of a saint, you stupid ghost." I waved the complaint knife without any hesitation, and it landed on the little ghost's forehead with an unmistakable click.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaknt, Smelly Xiaofan, a mere servant, how dare you disrespect this saint, be careful that it will fall from the sky while you are sleeping."

"The murderer is definitely you, you are right!"

This ghost definitely resented me for swinging the necklace to shake her out when she was sleeping, so it had evil thoughts and wanted me to experience the feeling of falling from a high altitude in my dreams.

"It's a bed."

The little ghost showed a holy and flawless smile, her large priest's robe fluttered in the dark night air, and her whole body exuded soft holy white light. People who didn't know it would really be swayed by her appearance and then bow to her. Worship, and have the devout thought in my heart: "The saint said the murderer was the bed, so it is definitely the bed."

As a result, she was actually a sinister ghost who deceived the world with her noble and holy appearance. Everyone knew that when the pink ones were cut open, they would be black inside (except my Sarah, of course), but no one knew that after the white ones were cut open, It's darker inside.

"You're the one under the bed, right?" How could I be fooled, so I continued to transform into Godzilla and breathe fire.

"Xiaofan is such an idiot. Of course the person under the bed is Xiaofan himself." The little ghost said matter-of-factly.

"Am I tied under the bed and thrown into the air? This is too much!" Who am I, the little ghost? How could she hide the little Jiujiu in her heart from me?

"Don't worry, because the first time is an experiment, so the bed won't explode." The little ghost comforted me, placing his little hand gently on the top of my head. His holy posture was like an angel forgiving sinners.

"It turns out it can explode! What on earth do you want to do to my bed! Why did the bed offend you! You want to bully it like this! After all, you think once is not enough!!!"

I suddenly found that this ghost's ambition was getting bigger and bigger. No, I can't pay attention to her, I will pay more attention to her. The more excited she gets, the more crooked thoughts will come to her mind. Maybe one day, I will actually fall asleep. Completed a circle around the Dark Continent.

"Wow! I was ignored by Xiaofan."

After letting out his signature soft call, the little ghost blinked his beautiful silver eyes and glanced at me troubledly, realizing that I had really made up my mind not to speak. I couldn't help but grab the fire stick next to me out of boredom, and angrily started to stir up the blazing bonfire.

There was a "pop" and sparks flew everywhere.

Humph, how could I let the clothes that Vilas made for me be touched by these sparks? I snorted in disdain and quickly grabbed the chopsticks. It caught more than a dozen flying sparks like lightning.

With a "pop" sound, more sparks flew over.

Stupid as hell, I'm not the kind of man to be overwhelmed by numbers!

The chopsticks in my hand turned into countless afterimages, and I easily resolved the crisis again.

"Xiaofan is so awesome." The little ghost clapped his hands in amazement.

"uh-huh."

Even saying that is useless. I'm not the kind of frivolous man who gets carried away when others praise me.

"Then let's perform this next."

The little ghost handed over a huge colored ball naturally, as if it had been practiced for trillions of times and had formed a conditioned reflex.

"There is no other way. If you really want to see it, this druid can't perform it." With a flash of white light, I transformed into a hell fighting bear, and naturally stepped on the ball...

"Perform your sister!!"

With a roar, I suddenly came to my senses and quickly canceled the transformation. By the way, he kicked the ball away.

"Are you really angry?"

"real!"

"real?"

"In the chaos, Ling Lelang fell into the tired old building, Li La, and he is as cold and fierce as he is strong (even if you force the corner of my mouth to curl up when you see me, you will still be angry)!"

"When I woke up, Xiaofan became so cold." The little ghost seemed sad. Her beautiful long moon-colored hair hangs down listlessly.

"Hmph, isn't this a matter of course?" To illustrate, I took out the wooden sign prepared for the Hell Fighting Bear at any time and wrote on it.

Three days, favorability -1;

Ten days, favorability -3;

Half a month, favorability -5;

One month, favorability -10;

…

"By analogy, you can calculate how much my favorability towards you has decreased."

"Wow, there is such a thing." The little ghost looked at the equation on the wooden sign and was startled, looking at me with troubled silver eyes.

"Isn't it said in the book that one day is like three autumns? Logically speaking, my most loyal servant, Xiao Fan, should become more loyal after not seeing me for a long time."

"Huh, stupid. Those words are just a trick to deceive children. The cruel facts tell us that time can smooth everything, including favorability." I pushed up the bridge of my nose, showing a deep and philosophical expression.

"I don't want it." The little ghost looked at the wooden board dissatisfied, suddenly took the quill from my hand, and added a vertical line to the "minus sign" on the wooden board, so that it turned into a [ten] The word, that is, the plus sign, becomes:

Three days, favorability +1;

Ten days, favorability +3;

…

"Oh oh oh, don't tamper with my inner favorability calculation formula, you bastard!" I held my head and looked up to the sky and screamed loudly. It was easy to change from a minus sign to a plus sign, but it was impossible to change it back again.

The little ghost was not satisfied yet. After thinking about it for a while, when I was feeling sad and depressed, he painted the plus sign horizontally and vertically slightly crookedly, barely turning it into a multiplication sign.

The result is three days of favorability*1, ten days of favorability*3... and so on.

Who would play a simple gal game like this that can be completed by sleeping for thirty seconds every day? Asshole, what should I do if my favorability is zero at the beginning? Players will cry!

I roared in my heart and lifted up the entire Empire State Building.

"I don't care. Xiaofan is my servant and knight. The favorability should be infinite from the beginning. No matter how much it is reduced, it will not change." The little ghost came up to me and put his arms around my neck.

"You are quite confident." Seeing the calm look on the little ghost's face, I turned my hand and held her in my arms, buried my head in her silky moonlight hair, took a deep breath of the fragrance, and smiled. road.

"I can't help it. Who made idiot Xiao Fan so afraid of loneliness? He had to rely on this saint for life and death. Now it's too late to regret it. Even if he wants to escape, he can't escape." The little ghost lay in his arms with satisfaction and murmured. murmured.

"I won't run away. It's better to hope for another beating."

"Wow! I am not enough?" The little ghost raised his head slightly, looking at me with his beautiful and shining eyes like stars.

"Not enough." I shook my head and smiled.

"The diamonds consumed every day are eleven times." The little ghost's eyes seemed to reveal pity.

"Uh..." My smile froze.

Indeed, a dozen or so. This means more diamonds are eaten. However, how could he be easily defeated by this little ghost.

"That, that, that...that's nothing. Eleven times the amount of diamonds is nothing more than a trivial matter to Ben Druid. Hahahahahaha!!!"

"Xiao Fan, both legs are trembling."

"Lusuo, I'm practicing."

"If you get bitten, it will be eleven times as bad."

My face suddenly turned pale.

"This, this, this...this is...nothing...what, I...how could I...maybe I'm afraid of...afraid of that little bit of...a little bit of pain, ah ha, ah ha ha ha!! !!”

"Xiao Fan. My belly is trembling."

"Lusuo, that's also practicing martial arts."

"Okay, then when you come back without words, the greeting will be twelve times stronger. Is this really okay?" The little ghost raised his head, his eyes sparkling.

Although I really want to talk about the handsome man with cute big breasts, at this time, he should really need the best equipment.

"Forget it, I'll be satisfied with you." I hugged the little ghost tightly and cried bitterly. It was only now that I understood the preciousness of [a] little ghost.

"Is this right? This saint is Xiao Fan's only master. What should I do if there are a dozen more?" The little ghost, who had won a great victory, nodded with satisfaction.

"That's what I said. I can't agree with it."

At this moment, a small figure jumped out. A tense confrontation with the little ghost.

It was the little King Arthur who ran to the girl and drooled as he watched the dragon and crocodile meat being cooked. However, after hearing the little ghost's words, he decisively gave up on the delicious food and ran back.

"Ben Ang is the real owner of the idiot's mount." Little King Arthur put his hands on his hips and proudly puffed out his chest, looking like he was making a grand entrance.

"Hey, I seemed to hear some strange noise just now. Could it be the croaking of crows hidden somewhere?" Deliberately ignoring the height of little King Arthur, the little ghost glanced around blankly and said to me in confusion. .

"The owler is this rude luminous ghost. Watch carefully. Ben Ang is here. This is it." Little King Arthur jumped three feet high angrily and jumped in front of the little ghost to show his presence. feel.

Sure enough, this little guy still had his plans broken, and was easily provoked by the little ghost.

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