Diablo Destruction

Chapter 1464: Lu Bu with a different surname and the unscrupulous Red Rabbit

After a long silence, everyone finally screamed, without exception. church

Especially Lena, the surprise in her heart could not be expressed in words. She originally just wanted to be coquettish with her brother, but she never expected that the fake one would come true and she would actually find the ancient empire silver coin.

"Is this...is this true? Your Majesty King Arthur?"

Arturia took several deep breaths before suppressing the surprise and excitement in her heart, and asked in disbelief.

"Of course. Could it be that the nais thought that Ben Ang had nothing to do and were deceiving the nais for fun?"

Little King Arthur glanced at the second generation, puffed out his little chest like a proud little hen, and made a naive expression like "I am a mature adult, I will not play such children's games".

"But...but why...why is it in the hands of my brother's...brother?" Lena asked stammering, unable to remain calm.

"Ben Ang doesn't know either, so we have to ask that idiot mount."

"Wait...wait, I have an objection!"

Through the hole that had just been pierced, a slightly trembling figure suddenly emerged, complaining loudly as if he had been greatly wronged.

At this moment, I had become the incarnation of Butou Ryuichi.

"Shut up, you idiot. From now on, those who have made mistakes have no human rights." Unexpectedly, little King Arthur, this evil prosecutor, would not give me a chance to go to court.

"I said wait a minute. Before you exploit my human rights, make sure I'm not wrong. This is the first step. Take your time, you bastard. I don't accept it. I want to prove my innocence!"

I want to tell little King Arthur that everything should be done step by step. You can't do whatever you want, thinking that the world revolves around you. Otherwise, one day when you are swimming, a strange hand suddenly stretches out from the water and pulls you away. If you pull it off, even if you suddenly realize how dark and cruel this world is, it's already too late.

"Humph, the facts are before our eyes, what else can we say." Little King Arthur looked at me disdainfully and waved the badge held in his little hand towards me.

I said, aren't you tired of holding the badge up all the time like that? Even Link, the cuckold, will only hold it up for a while after getting a precious treasure. After showing it to the players for a while, he will immediately put it down obediently. You ...Is he even dumber than Link?

"This is what I want to say, this badge!" After I finished complaining in my heart, I pointed at the badge in little King Arthur's hand and shouted loudly, frothing at the mouth and trying to spray her all over in retaliation for the kick just now. (《》)

Yep, he was cleverly dodged.

"Why do you say that this badge is the ancient empire silver coin you are looking for?" I sneered again and again.

"First, Ben Ang is the only one who knows. Second, Ben Ang never lies." Little King Arthur's small, cute figure-like body exuded excess confidence, facing my sneer.

"I have an objection, and it's this first point!" I found a breakthrough and pointed with my big hand.

"Think about it, everyone, this little guy just said that she is the only one who knows about the silver coin. So, can we doubt whether this little guy has evil intentions and deliberately kicked me? How do you insist on calling a badge that is not comparable to a silver coin no matter how you look at it, a silver coin? Because she is the only one who knows about it, even if you do this, you won't be found out and you can have no worries, right?" I pushed the bridge of my nose deeply, and a sharp and dazzling white light was reflected from the mirror (?) of my glasses.

Little King Arthur seemed to be suffocated by my momentum, and subconsciously took a step back. Why, he felt guilty, hahahahaha~~~~~~

"It's...it's this woo-woo, idiot mount, I wouldn't do that, there's no reason to do that." As if he had been wronged, little King Arthur burst into tears angrily, and kept waving at me. Small hands protested.

"Humph, I have sufficient evidence to prove that you have this reason to do this." I pushed the bridge of my nose deeply again, and raised the corners of my mouth arrogantly, and I smiled like a winner.

"The reason is simple. You want revenge. As for the time you wanted revenge, let me think about it. Was it the last time I told you that you have to swallow the foam when brushing your teeth to be effective? Or the last time I told you, when you took a shower, You have to use the Ping Sha Luo Yan pose to avoid being laughed at by others. Or is it the time when he took advantage of you to sleep and deliberately made a weird laugh in your ears to make you fall into a nightmare? Or is it the time when he cheated you not long ago? You said that your favorite barbecue was eaten secretly by Leona, and you secretly ate the hidden barbecue when you went to find Leona to settle accounts..."

I was extremely calm, like a military god reborn, analyzing everything in my mind in detail, looking for anything suspicious.

At this moment, I am no longer the stupid Druid named Wu Fan, but Mr. Feng Chu in front of Baima Pass!

Hey, what's going on? Why are the eyes around me becoming more and more dazzling?

After recovering from my pride, I found that the tent was filled with an unfriendly atmosphere, especially from Artoria's side. ""

"I said...I said His Majesty King Arthur's behavior...how could it be so weird...swallowing the foam from brushing his teeth, and when taking a shower, he likes to...like his buttocks to be wet first. I originally thought it was a habit left over from His Majesty King Arthur's past, but I didn't expect it. …”

Arturia, who lowered her chin, clenched her fists, and was trembling all over, was vaguely surrounded by a black aura.

"I didn't expect that the culprit would be you!"

Raising her head, Artoria looked at me calmly and spoke slowly word by word.

It didn't look like he was that angry.

But don’t be deceived by the expression on her face, bastard, my king is actually very much like Princess Sanwu in some respects. When it’s hard to detect her true feelings on her face, just focus on that golden hair. , it will become clear immediately.

Thinking of this, I slowly moved my slightly trembling gaze up to her forehead.

I was so scared that I lost my mind!

The golden hair was standing straight up and trembling, just like Asura's angry face.

As if this wasn't enough to show Artoria's anger, even the golden ponytail on the back of her head turned into a super huge golden hood that stood up straight. If the golden hair standing up on her forehead was Asura. The angry face, then the huge golden hair standing on the back of the head, is the 18th Arhat with a murderous face!

It turned out to be a terrifying lineup of one big and one small pair of idiots. How angry was Artoria to become like this! ! !

Also, the golden ponytail in the original form of the pure white knight also has the function of part-time stupid hair. I have learned a lot... This is not the time to talk about this, you bastard, he is going to be killed, by Artoria!

"Fan." Arturia called softly.

"Yes...yes, Her Majesty the Queen, what are your orders?"

I was so frightened that my legs almost gave out. I fell to the ground tremblingly and stammered in response.

"His Majesty King Arthur is the hero and symbol of our elves. He is the most admired king by all elves. He represents the image and glory of the entire elves."

"Yes...yes, I understand..."

"So, Fan, can you please stop teaching His Majesty King Arthur those rude behaviors in the future?"

"Yes! As you command, sir... No, Your Majesty."

The Asuras and the Eighteen Arhats all pressed forward, bending my waist and making me scared to death.

"Well, having said that, given Fan's character, I still don't feel comfortable leaving His Majesty King Arthur in Fan's care."

Arturia sighed and looked at me and little King Arthur, seeming to be wondering, why did the great King Arthur choose such an unscrupulous mount like me?

"Don't worry, Artoria, I know what to do. I promise to teach King Arthur to be a well-educated and good boy." I promised, patting my chest.

"If Fan didn't teach anything, then I would feel more at ease."

Artoria put her pretty face in front of me, widened her clear and majestic green eyes, and the warm fragrance she exuded hit my face very clearly, and she spoke seriously every word.

"Yes... yes, I just won't teach you anything." I said with a sad face. It seemed that in Artoria's mind, my credibility could not be lower.

But fortunately, I finally passed this level. To be honest, this is the first time I have seen Arturia so angry.

Touching my chest, I felt like I had finally escaped, and kept letting myself breathe.

I glanced away unconsciously and saw the blazing little King Arthur at my feet. My look of relief froze.

It seems... there is still one more level to pass.

"How dare you... How dare you deceive Ben Ang... deceive Ben Ang... This mount... is unforgivable... this time is absolutely unforgivable..."

Little King Arthur suddenly raised his head, and the Toothpick Sword of Victory that he had pulled out at some point turned into countless flashes of light, and shouted loudly: "How dare you deceive Ben Ang and steal Ben Ang's favorite barbecue!"

Is this what makes you angry? How obsessed are you with barbecue! ! !

As soon as he finished complaining in his heart, he was enveloped by the light of Little King Arthur's sword. Suddenly, there were hundreds of pinholes all over his body, and he slowly fell to the ground, blood flowing like a river.

"Let's go back to the topic just now." When the little ghost floated over and squatted down beside him, holding a branch in his hand and trying to poke the nostrils of the motionless corpse lying on the ground, the corpse suddenly straightened up like a corpse and said so.

"Wow! Xiao Fan came back to life so quickly!" The little ghost was startled and hurriedly hid the crime tool behind his back.

"That's natural. No matter how many times it's happened, I've already gotten used to it." I proudly brushed back the short hair on my head.

"Although Xiaofan looks great, if you think about it carefully, there is absolutely nothing to be proud of." The little ghost showed a troubled look.

A man's pride is something you, an idiot like you, can't understand.

I gave her a contemptuous look, turned around, pointed at little King Arthur and said, "In short, I haven't admitted that this is the ancient silver coin yet."

"Actually, if you think about it, you don't have to worry about whether the idiot mount admits it or not." Little King Arthur lowered his head and thought for a while, and finally came to his senses.

Yes, in fact, it doesn't matter whether I admit it or not... Wait, coach, this is inappropriate. In order to let the plot unfold, at this time, even if it is a mechanical application, it will make the audience think [This kind of thing is none of the protagonist's business] 】The table-throwing anger, I still have to bite the bullet and continue acting, is this right?

Is it really okay for little King Arthur to randomly jump out of the script and disrupt the plot?

"Wait!" I grabbed little King Arthur who was about to leave.

"If you don't convince me, there will be a gap in the future between the master and the mount. Maybe one day when we fight together, I won't cooperate and I will turn over and throw you down. Doesn't it matter?" There is no other way, just I can use some threats.

As the saying goes, among men Lu Bu is the red rabbit, and Wu Fan is the red rabbit. This is the truth.

Sure enough, when little King Arthur heard this, his body froze, he turned around helplessly, and waved the badge in front of me.

"Well, it seems that Naisu won't give up easily until this big idiot Nai is convinced."

"As long as you know, come up with evidence that convinces me."

"Ben Ang would like to ask Nai if he still has any doubts about this silver coin." Little King Arthur asked in turn.

"It's very suspicious! It's just a badge, right? Apart from the size and shape, it doesn't look like a silver coin." I grabbed the badge that looked like a badge and asked loudly.

"Naisu said...the pattern on it?" Little King Arthur seemed to finally understand.

"Yes, yes, look, this is not the same thing at all."

I casually took an ancient empire silver coin and compared it with the badge in my hand. Apart from the size and shape, the patterns engraved on it were completely different, both on the front and back. When did the profile of the Elf Goddess turn into a five-pointed star? When did King Arthur's face turn into twisted runes!