Diablo Destruction

Chapter 1512 [Marilyn Monroe] Princess

Wait, I need to calm down now, chaos will not solve anything. church

I got up from the ground and wiped the dirt off my face. I looked solemn as if I was going to fight the three demons on the battlefield.

First of all, let’s confirm whether they are dead or alive. Being dragged here by little King Arthur and the dead dog like this, but there is no movement at all, could it mean...

I swallowed hard, it was not good, if the princess of the miko clan starved to death in the camp, even if it was not our responsibility, I am afraid we would never be able to live in peace with the miko clan in the future.

Therefore, from a humanitarian perspective, it is better to confirm the life and death of the other party first.

I cautiously moved forward, picked up a branch from the ground, slowly and tremblingly stretched it out, and gave it a poke.

Nod his head, no response.

Even after prodding, there was no response.

Could it be that he really...has starved to death?

I had a look of horror on my face. Next, let’s try this place one last time.

There's no way, who's to wear armpit-revealing clothes? Sure enough, you will still notice it, and you can't help but set your target here.

So, I used a tree branch to poke her armpits, which were fair and delicate and full of the elasticity of girlish skin.

"Hmm~~~"

It was as if a start switch had been accidentally pushed. As soon as the branch fell, there was a reaction from the other side.

Oh oh oh, is the start switch here? What should I do if it's Xiaoji's type of start switch? To poke or not to poke... Oops, my moral integrity has begun to slip away again. As expected, I can't get within a hundred kilometers of this moral witch!

I screamed and jumped away in panic.

Seeing my interesting reaction, little King Arthur tilted his head cutely, with little question marks constantly appearing on his forehead.

In short... In short, it has been confirmed that this guy did not starve to death, which is correct. He is a strong man after all, how could he starve to death so easily, right...

Before he could finish his thoughts, a huge grunt came from the opponent's stomach, which made people feel that even a strong person with the level of the Three Demon Gods would starve to death.

"Mount, this guy seems to be starving." Little King Arthur looked at me with wide, bright eyes, showing an inquiry.

"Just leave it alone, I will notify her tribe to come and get her." Before she woke up, I decided to run away.

"Is your mount going to die without saving you?" Little King Arthur looked at me blankly, his pure eyes like a kind of judgment.

The dead dog also had a look of disdain on his face. This guy had completely forgotten who had the mercy to take him in, so that he could avoid being preyed on or starve to death in the jungle and live such a nourishing life? From now on, it doesn't matter if you give your share of rations to the Red and White Princess?

"She is not an ordinary person. ("")" Because it was very troublesome to explain, I just muttered, then started my attitude of no-at, and bounced away the pure eyes of the little King Arthur and the contemptuous eyes of the dead dog, and said no matter what. Take a firm step and leave.

Take firm steps...

Step away...

I'm going!

Hey, I'll keep going!

Bastard, what's going on?

I looked down and saw that at some point, a small hand had grabbed my cloak. It seemed slender, but it was surprisingly strong. Unless I was willing to tear the cloak sewn by Willas herself, it would be impossible to earn it. open.

It’s over… it’s over!

"Gulu~~Gulu~~~~~~"

The opponent's stomach let out another loud scream. Miraculously, this scream actually formed several clear tones that reached our ears.

"Hungry~~~I'm so hungry~~~Please~~~ Anyone can help me~~~ give me something to eat~~~"

"Oh, you can actually speak with a hungry voice, that's amazing." Little King Arthur clapped his hands in wonder. This was something that even she, the first king of the continent, couldn't do.

What am I saying, you stupid figure, you can’t even do this useless trick! !

I glared at her, turned around helplessly, squatted down, and kept poking her with the branch in my hand.

"Hey, are you still alive? Can you hear me? Your Highness the Princess of the Miko Clan."

It's a pity that she didn't move, only her stomach growled mentally. People who don't know may cry secretly. The princess of the shrine maiden tribe is so hungry that she is on the road. What kind of world is this? You see, even the closed For thousands of years, the Horadric clan has been extremely short of resources. Their little princess can at least find some sandworm eggs, tree bark, scorpions, earthworms, etc. to satisfy her hunger...

No, it's actually very pitiful to think like this. I have to treat Tia more gently in the future.

Back to the topic, is there really a problem with the survivability of this red and white one? It's early autumn now, and it's not winter where you can't even find grass roots. At least if you dig on the ground, you can still find a lot of earthworms. I'm right.

no solution anymore.

I searched around on my body, took out a piece of marinated barbecued meat from the oil paper wrapped in it, held it and shook it in front of her.

Oh oh oh, there is indeed a reaction!

As soon as the smell of meat came out, the hungry red and white one immediately trembled slightly, and then buried its face deeply on the ground (I may add that this guy fell to the ground face down in a very heroic posture. It was Whether it was caused when King Arthur was dragging it or whether it was originally like this is unknown) and lifted it up. church

The tip of the nose, which was covered with dirty mud but revealed a beauty like a dusty pearl, kept twitching and slowly moved towards the dried meat slices.

This is really interesting.

The tremor in my heart exploded. Seeing that she was about to touch the meat, I raised my hand a little higher.

As a result, her face continued to rise, causing her upper body to float upright like a zombie.

When it was about to touch again, I raised my hand again, several times. After a while, I had raised my hand to the height of my shoulder, and our red and white princess also stood up completely, although her eyes Still closed, looking like sleepwalking.

However, she is too short compared to me, and her shoulder height is already beyond her reach even when she stands up, unless she can jump up and bite the hook.

I thought this in my heart, but in my surprised eyes, this guy completely ignored gravity, floated like a little ghost, and continued to follow the footsteps of the dried meat.

This is really... a fortress. Is the attraction of dried meat so great to her that it can ignore gravity?

Forget it, it seems that I lost this game.

If it could float, it would be useless no matter where I moved the dried meat, so I decided to end the game.

"Come on, this is delicious barbecued meat. It's a limited edition that can only be purchased at one butcher shop in the entire Rogge camp. Do you want to eat it? Go ahead, hey~~~~"

After shaking the dried meat in front of the red and white princess's nose to let the fragrance penetrate deeper into her olfactory cells, I threw the dried meat in my hand far away.

I said silently in my mind: Polly, go and pick up the flying saucer.

With a whoosh, the little hand holding the cloak loosened as I wished, and the girl wearing a red and white armpit-baring witch costume with a big bow tied on her head flew towards the direction where the dried meat was thrown.

Big aunt! !

I quickly picked up little King Arthur, breathed, turned around, started, charged up, and started, all in one go, as if this action had been honed for thousands of years.

But a small hand grabbed the cloak again faster than my movements that had been tempered for thousands of years.

Looking back, I looked at the red and white princess who flew out with tears in her eyes. I didn't know when she fell back. She maintained her previous position again and fell to the ground. She only stretched out one hand to hold on to my cloak.

This is unscientific. Didn't she go pick up dried meat just now?

As if seeing my inner doubts, the Red and White Princess's belly growled loudly again, conveying this meaning to me.

Are you stupid? Which is more important, a piece of jerky or a mobile grain warehouse? This kind of thing is obvious.

Besides...

I saw this guy's other weak arm that had fallen down, slightly raised, and made a light move.

With a swish, the piece of dried meat flew out and fell on the grass. At her [call], it flew back and landed on the palm of her hand. Regardless of whether there was mud or dust on it, she popped it into her mouth. plug.

That's right, I didn't use the wrong word. She did stuff it with a stuffer. She stuffed it directly into her throat and swallowed it. "Gorgeous" is not enough to describe this kind of eating. When the foodie ghost saint saw it, she would probably sigh to herself. .

After the dried meat was in the stomach, the loud and loud sound of Gululu was nourished, and finally gradually died down. After a while, the red and white princess slowly opened her eyes.

"I'm saved. I thought I was really going to starve to death this time..." She let go of my cloak and sat up from the ground. She nonchalantly took out a cup from her hand, put it to her lips and drank.

Uh, no tea.

"It would be nice to have something to drink at this time." He looked at the empty cup for a moment, then suddenly let out a sigh and looked up at the sky, as if praying for a little rain.

But this sentence is clearly meant for me, you bastard!

I:"……"

Indifferent, at this time, you must pretend to be stupid and don't understand what she means, and don't jump into the pit easily.

"The shrine is about to close down." After one plan failed, another one came up, and the red and white princess played the emotional card.

"The money box is empty and I haven't received a single gold coin in a year."

"..."

"The poor girl who presides over the shrine and serves the god is about to starve to death on the road."

"..."

"The Alliance is such a cruel and ruthless place."

Hoho, this is obviously a threat! !

"Okay, that's it for you." Holding back the veins on my forehead, I handed the bottle over.

Dear, this is undiluted Sac Cristal.

I secretly gave a thumbs up in my mind, wanting to coerce Ben Druid and let you enjoy the taste of the strongest wine in the entire continent.

"Gulu gulu~~" The red and white princess drank the entire bottle of wine without hesitation, her momentum was like a giant whale sucking water.

In my stunned expression, she calmly handed the bottle back to me and nodded.

"Thanks for the treat. It's much better than that idiot Watermelon's wine."

"A piece of dried meat is indeed not enough." She touched her belly again.

"..."

Wordlessly, I handed over all the dried meat in the greased paper. By now, I had understood that I was definitely no match for the red and white princess who had a hundred thousand integrity in just one move.

"Thank you for the hospitality. I will never forget the life-saving grace you received today and I will definitely repay you in the next life."

You will repay me in this life, you bastard! "Speaking of which, I haven't introduced myself yet."

Elegantly wiping the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, this red and white princess, if I didn't have my golden eyes to see through her true nature, I would definitely be attracted by the spiritual aura she exudes, as well as the faint... well, just like A Kara said that she was confused by the unique mystery and solemn temperament of a servant of God, and thought she was just a normal princess.

"I am Druid Wu Fan, the elder of the Human Alliance. I am very happy to meet you, Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Witch Tribe." Although I am not willing, I still have to do the etiquette. Following the etiquette of a man, I will do it first. introduced himself.

"It seems that you already know my identity. Yes, I am the princess of the Miko clan. I am in charge of a shrine that is about to close down. The money box is always empty. The one who is often hungry on the road is me... …”

No, I think there is no need to introduce this kind of thing.

"My name is...Marilyn Monroe."

"is that a lie."

"It was seen through in an instant. You are indeed worthy of being an alliance elder." The red and white princess showed an exclamation of wonder.

"No, no, no, anyone can see it." I kept waving my hands.

"Well, since there's nothing you can do about it if you see through it, I'll specifically allow you to know my nickname."

"I think it's better to tell others your name before telling them your nickname..." I complained calmly.

It's a pity that the red and white princess is completely independent in her own way. She ignored my complaints. She stood up and stood high on the hillside. She raised her hands high and looked up at the sky. She said in a "Look, I'm going to summon aliens" attitude. posture, making a sound toward the sky.

"Listen up, my name is [Lu~~~~~~~~]"

"The character is completely wrong, you bastard. Are you an alien from the third planet of 47 Ursa Major? bastard?" I finally couldn't help but burst out of anger.

"What a willful guy. Aren't you satisfied even though you've been given two choices?"

"You are the one who is willful, can't you just tell others your name? Well, it's like this, so it's up to me to decide." I blew a few rough breaths through my nostrils and continued.

"If you insist on insisting on the name Marilyn Monroe, then how about removing the middle word (the middle word is the name of your unscrupulous witch, right?) and call her Marilyn Monroe. Red Deer) Okay, Princess Red Deer, how about this title?"

"I always think it's a name full of malice." As expected of a shrine maiden who worships God, her intuition is extremely sharp, and she immediately sensed my malice.

"There is no other way. You are specifically allowed to call me Reimu." Finally, the Red and White Princess, also known as Reimu, said helplessly.