Diablo Destruction

It seems that the two daughters and Kajie have already gone to the pastoral training camp. They have worked really hard. Can’t wait to become a pastor? It seems that the time has come for me, the father, to transform into a sparring nurse and show off my skills.

The only ones left at home were Linya, who was washing the sheets she had changed yesterday, Vilas, who was about to leave for the market, and Hilmanya, who was not yet well adapted to the environment.

Suddenly when she saw me bringing back the red and white princess, Linya's eyes seemed to flash like "Brother Wu, you picked up a beautiful girl from the roadside again", but she reacted in an instant and smiled. Yingying's friendly look.

By the way, why? She probably has no criminal record, I thought with a guilty conscience. Anyway, this time is different. No matter how hungry I am, I won’t attack this red and white witch with a hundred thousand virtues.

After listening to my introduction, everyone realized that the guy in front of them, who was wearing a strange and fluttery armpit-baring outfit, was actually a princess of the miko clan.

"I'm so disrespectful. I didn't expect to be able to meet the famous Princess of the Miko Tribe here." Linya instantly entered diplomat mode.

"Wherever you go, your meager reputation is not worth mentioning. Your Excellency Linya's active role in the Human Alliance makes Wu admire her very much."

I don’t know where I heard about Linya’s reputation... Well, this guy has been in the camp for so long, and it’s not surprising to know that Linya has become Akala’s right-hand man. There’s nothing surprising about this.

But I didn't expect that when she became serious, she would have the aura of a princess and be able to handle such situations gracefully and gracefully.

Hey, something seemed to be wrong just now. "Wu" your sister, how long do you want to continue pinching him with "exposed~~~~~".

Only then did I realize that I still underestimated this red and white witch. She could actually sell her moral integrity in a serious diplomatic scene without any trace. Even the dirty maids had no choice but to be inferior. After all, that idiot maid had such moral integrity. Only when faced with me, and maybe my younger sister Colgate, would they sell in large quantities, but the red and white one in front of me was treated indiscriminately.

It's terrible, it's really terrible. I might have saved someone I shouldn't have saved. A few years later, the Dark Continent might not be able to wait for the invasion of the forces of hell, and it would be torn to pieces just because of these guys' betrayal of their integrity. .

Princess Sanwu was originally a good girl, but at most she was just a bit boring. Who inspired her creative passion? As for the pornographic maid, well, I have to admit that I have nothing to do with it, which means that if the Dark Continent is really destroyed because of moral integrity, I will have to bear at least two-thirds of the responsibility.

Coach, this script is wrong. Could it be that I am the ultimate destroyer, codenamed 09, who is more dangerous than the Four Demon Kings and Three Demon Gods?

"Don't worry, it's too difficult to destroy the continent with your IQ." A small hand next to me gently patted my shoulder, conveying warmth to my cold body.

"Really?" I looked at her as if I had found a life-saving straw.

"Really." The other party nodded firmly.

"That way I can rest assured... Damn it, why do you know what I'm thinking?!"

I stomped the Pentagon to the ground, breathed flames from my mouth, and turned the entire city into a sea of ​​flames. In my mind, I played this year's latest 3D disaster movie of Godzilla attacking the American emperor.

"Sir, I'm talking to myself again." Vilas walked up with a pursed smile, bowed slightly to the red and white princess next to her, and helped me tidy up my cloak a little shyly as usual.

"Impossible!" I shook my head and was shocked. Apparently when I was a child, a neighbor's aunt praised me as a good boy with a tight tongue. She also gave me a piece of candy and told me not to tell my uncle that she was going out with another man. , I have kept my promise until now.

"Brother Wu, please let Her Royal Highness come in first." Linya was indeed born with the blood of a princess from hundreds of tribes. Even the red and white witch could not refuse her kindness and was led into the living room by the hand.

"Then let me tidy up Her Royal Highness the Princess's room first." As I said just now, this red and white one will stay at home for a while, so Willas, who originally planned to go to the market for a big purchase, put down the vegetable basket and said with a gentle smile.

"Lord Vilas, please leave the task of purchasing food to me." Seeing this, Hilmanya quickly asked for help.

"Is it really possible?" There are only a few people at home, and Sara, who usually helps, is not here, and Vilas is really exhausted now.

"Don't worry, I've already inquired about the location of the market." Hilmanya, who was finally able to help a little, nodded quickly.

"Hey, when exactly was it?" I looked at her in surprise. She must have just arrived yesterday.

"Last night, my subordinates went out to relax for a while, and by the way, they found out the general distribution of the camp." Hilmanya straightened her body and reported back in a serious manner like a soldier.

"I see, thank you for your help, Hilmanya." I nodded with a smile, but murmured to myself.

It was already very late when I came back last night. In addition, I turned on the soundproof barrier when I went to sleep, and I was very involved in doing some sex with Linya, so it was not surprising that I didn't notice Hilmanya's actions.

But she ran out to relax alone in the dark night and met strangers again. She was really not afraid of being caught by patrolling soldiers. Even with pseudo-domain level strength, it was not so easy to come and go freely in the camp. I think It must be that Akara had done something in advance, so she could safely walk around the camp alone in the dark night.

I was secretly grateful for Akara's thoughtfulness. At the same time, I also felt my own shortcomings. In a few days... No, if possible now, it is best to take Xiermanya out for a tour in person and let her and the soldiers in the camp Become familiar with the secret guards, so that you can have unimpeded access to the camp in the future and never be alerted again.

Wait, isn't now a good time?

But the red and white princess had just arrived, and he left her alone, which seemed a bit unreasonable.

I looked embarrassed, looked at Hilmanya, and then at Hongbai on the other side. I couldn't make up my mind. Linya, who was careful and intelligent, noticed it immediately. She immediately clapped her hands, attracting everyone's attention.

"I understand. Brother Wu must have wanted to buy food and cook in person in order to welcome the princess of the witch tribe. Isn't that right? When Her Majesty Queen Alto of the Elf Tribe came to the camp, didn't Brother Wu also meet with Li in person? Aunt Sha, Uncle Lal, will they go to the market to buy together and hold a welcome party?"

"Yes, yes." I nodded desperately.

If a wife is found like this, what else can a husband ask for?

"Then... ahem, Lingmeng, how about you talk to Linya and the others first, and I'll be right back?" I asked tentatively.

"It is a great honor for me to receive the same grand reception from Her Majesty the Elf Queen." Sure enough, this guy is still very good at communicating when he is serious, even though he uses "Wu" to sell his integrity.

Of course, I think the most important thing that drove her to nod her head in agreement was that she was still very hungry, so naturally she longed for a rich lunch to enjoy.

"Then let's go first." He came out again shortly after he stepped into the house, but this time it was not the Red and White Princess, the little King Arthur and the dead dog who were followed, but Hilmanya.

What does that guy like to eat?

I tried hard to recall the settings that the world knew before. Since Linya said that, I reluctantly regarded this purchasing trip as an act of welcoming her. It was also necessary, in order to avoid the last time I welcomed Artoli. Masashi got her least favorite food, octopus, and the tragic result was that her forehead was poked with stupid hair and turned into a sea of ​​blood. I decided to think about it this time.

I can't remember, but this Kohaku's food preference seems to be very poor, both in the original world setting and in the current situation. How can he be picky about food? If he has to say what he likes, it's probably tea. .

"Your Highness... Your Highness the Prince..." While he was lost in thought, Hilmanya, who had been following behind him, spoke up.

"What's wrong?" I turned around and looked at her with a smile.

"No... no, it's nothing. I'm just surprised. I didn't expect His Highness to go to the market to buy vegetables or something..." Hilmanya was in a panic and seemed to have forgotten what she wanted to say. She said casually with a slightly flustered look. .

"Is it possible that Artoria hasn't tried it?"

"As far as I know, Her Majesty has not."

"That's right, Artoria is so busy that she can't have any time like this. Only a handyman like me can still have time to buy groceries." I smiled slightly.

"No! How is such a thing possible! Your Highness the Prince is definitely not a handyman elder! He is very important to the Alliance and the Dark Continent, and he will fight tooth and nail to protect everyone..."

Hilmanya shook her head desperately. This female Druid, who was kind-hearted and loved nature, was not as eloquent as her noble status. At this time, she could only shake her head honestly and repeat what she just said.

"I accept your compliment. However, if you see me running away in front of the three demon gods, don't be disappointed."

"Yes." Hilmanya smiled slightly, as if she had determined in her heart that I was a peerless hero who would not run away even in front of the Three Demon Gods.

Well, if Vilas and the others are behind them, they will definitely not escape. I can only guarantee this. Maybe I really have to buy hundreds of thousands of talismans with that red and white one.

"By the way, Hilmanya, let's take a long detour." I thought of the mission of this trip, turned around again and said with a smile.

"Go and get to know the guys who are guarding the camp, otherwise, be careful of being caught as suspicious people."

"Hug...I'm sorry for causing trouble to His Highness."

Hilmanya's pretty face blushed slightly. She must have reacted after I said this, and realized how reckless and unreasonable her actions last night were. The camp is the alliance's base camp, and now it is a period of fighting against invasion. She If you just arrived and wandered around exploring in the dark night, you would be regarded as a suspicious person no matter what.

Could it be that...the real purpose of Your Highness's coming out this time is for this?

Although Hilmanya felt that she was taking herself too seriously, she still couldn't restrain her inner gratitude.

What a... excellent leader. Although he is not as impressive as His Majesty Alto, and his ability to manage the clan is not outstanding, he is approachable, kind and attentive, and brings joy to everyone. He is always surrounded by a group of outstanding people. Man, maybe as His Majesty Alto said, His Highness will become the king above her.

"Hey, isn't this Elder Fan? Are you here to buy groceries? Oops, why isn't it our little singer? Has she found someone else to like? Our little singer is really pitiful. She has to please such a philanderer. Elder.”

As soon as they arrived at the market, the ladies started shouting.

When I have free time, I will go shopping with Vilas from time to time. Over time, I have become familiar with these aunties and uncles. I remember the first time I came here and when my identity was recognized, the whole market was silent. , no one can even breathe. As long as he steps on it, everyone's heart will beat violently. The era when the overlord spirit was overflowing is so nostalgic.

As a result, after getting to know each other, I became like this. I am an elder of the alliance. Do you know that the elders of the alliance are ranked within the top twenty in power in the entire alliance? I am simply the savior, the twin stars of the mainland, and the prince of the elves. With so many scary names, just one word from me can make you find a way to continue shopping here, do you understand? Now that you know how powerful I am, you mortals, do you still dare to talk nonsense?

Although I really want to say this to them, but as expected, I don’t have any aura of being a master, so let’s forget it.

"Your Excellency Elder, Your Excellency Elder, I have some good stuff here, why don't you come and take a look?" A familiar aunt waved to me mysteriously and took out a hard and thick stick from the basket.