Diablo Destruction

Chapter 1518 Beiya who is not tall

As soon as I turned around, I felt a violent shock to my stomach. What did I do wrong that God wanted to punish me like this?

but……

I laughed gloomily a few times, stood on my heels, stabilized my retreating steps, and hugged the cannonball that had been thrown into my stomach.

Stupid, I don’t even think about how I was usually treated by that stupid little ghost saint. Compared with the ghost body cannonball that started accelerating several kilometers away and finally turned into a line of light, the attack in front of me was simply too childish.

From the moment the other party made a sound and called me stupid Wu, I knew who it was. Since it was her, you don't have to be polite. If you dare to sneak attack on this druid, I will let you taste the elder's wrath. Look at me The super sure kill - Argentinian back throw!

Holding the petite body firmly in the big hand, I leaned back, ready to let this little girl experience the cruel laws of the adult wrestling world.

"Don't even think about it, just watch His Highness's black tiger tear out your heart."

The opponent is not a vegetarian either. At the critical moment, he remained calm and still struggled to resist. Hum, he really should be praised, but this trick is useless against the Saint Seiya! ! !

What did you say? Didn't the opponent use the same move on the Saint a second time, but it didn't work? Are you stupid? Because this move has never appeared in Saint Seiya.

I shouted loudly, used the indestructible body that I had practiced hard for many years, and smiled without saying a word, puffing up my chest and facing the opponent.

That's right, the next scenario should be that the opponent uses a crude third-rate move called Black Tiger to take out the heart, but my first-rate secret technique hurts his fist, and then he applies an Argentinian back drop, and the game is over.

Life is really as lonely as snow. I looked up at the starry sky, and an invincible tear leaked out of my eyes.

"Boom————!!"

There was a loud noise. I guessed it right. The shock to my hand caused a lot of pain. People say that the black tiger's heart-piercing move is no longer effective. In front of the powerful Vajra Indestructible Body, look at how much pain I feel. Just know...

Huh?

I? pain? of?

He lowered his head with dull eyes and looked at the exquisite princess shoe that was between his legs and in zero contact with his crotch. Then he slowly raised his head and landed on the playful face of the other person pretending to be at him.

Three seconds later, I started rolling on the ground holding my crotch.

It hurts, hurts, hurts————! ! !

Although it is said that adventurers receive the favor of the law and will not suffer such trauma as broken eggs, in fact, if they are attacked, it will still hurt as much as it should. The law only prevents you from having your eggs broken, but it does not prevent you from breaking the egg. The effect of egg pain.

"Foul, you made a foul. You clearly said that it was the black tiger who took out the heart, why did you turn into a direct attack on the yellow dragon!"

"That's because Wu is so stupid that he actually believed the enemy's words. He deserves it, bah bah~~" The sneak attacker, Beiya, the little princess of the elf tribe, spit out her sweet tongue at me, and then issued a string of silver A delicate bell-like laughter.

"I didn't expect that a dignified elf princess would actually lie and use such a third-rate method." I expressed my heartache.

"This is called war, and you have to do this to deal with big fools and bad guys like Wu Wu. That's what Elder Kasha said."

"That is to say...that old woman taught this trick?" I suddenly roared with rage. What an old drunkard, he actually taught the elf princess bad. Look at me leading three thousand Spartan elf warriors. , destroy your thief's doghouse!

"Be good, don't follow that old woman's example, or Arturia will scold you when you go back." I put all the blame on the old drunkard, and I touched Beja's head and warned her.

"Huh...huh, your highness won't use it on others. I will only use it on you, the idiot Wu, so you don't have to worry about being scolded by Sister Alto."

The little girl Beya also seemed to know that what the old drunkard taught her was not a good thing, and she was not afraid of anything. The only thing she was afraid of was Artoria. She didn't dare to resist when I touched her head, so she could only retort like this. .

"It won't work for me, you little girl. I am His Highness the Prince, Artoria's husband. Be careful if you tell her anything in her ears." I raised my head proudly. It seemed that many people had forgotten it out of habit. Yes, I am Artoria’s husband.

"You actually snitched to Sister Alto, are you still a man?" Beja panicked and immediately started yelling.

"I will tell Artoria the truth about this." I whistled as if nothing had happened. Little girl, this kind of provocation has been out of date for ten thousand years. It's a good thing you can still use it.

"Woo~~~" Beiya wailed in a low voice and looked at me angrily. After a while, she reluctantly lowered her head.

"Hug... I'm sorry, idiot... Your Highness, I was wrong and I will definitely change it. Please don't tell Sister Alto."

"Well, that's how you behave." I smiled like an elder, touched my head, and made little girl Beiya's hair a mess.

"Damn... Damn it, you idiot Wu, please remember this." The situation was stronger than others, Beiya could only mutter in a low voice, enduring the humiliation and letting me mess up her hair.

"Okay, if you have nothing to do, go home quickly." It seemed that I found satisfaction in bullying Beiya. After burping like a full stomach, I turned around and planned to leave.

"Wait a minute, idiot Wu, are you going to leave like this?" The little girl suddenly dragged me from behind.

"What else do you want?" I turned around with a helpless look.

"You have been away from the camp for so long, and you left me here alone. Is this your attitude when you charge after so many months? You are such a ruthless and ruthless pervert!" Beiya is outspoken, or rather quick. He said this without hesitation.

"This... Little Princess Beja, you can eat whatever you want and you can't talk nonsense. You're saying this as if I did something to you. It's okay if other people hear it." I looked around, but there was no one there. , and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

If what Tia said just now was heard, at least ten versions of gossip news about the stories that the harem elder and the elf princess had to tell would be spread in the bar tonight.

"Tell me... what are you talking about? Your Highness didn't mean it like that. It's because Wu, the idiot, has such low and vulgar thoughts that he thinks like that. That's absolutely true!"

Bea also reacted and blushed, but still arrogantly blamed me for the mistake.

"Okay, okay, no matter whose fault it is, let's stop this topic." Facing passers-by who might appear at any time, I quickly stepped forward, wanting to cover this little girl's uncontrollable mouth.

"Hmph, forget it, Your Highness doesn't care about the faults of villains, and I won't care about you so much."

"Yes, yes, yes, then my lord has a lot of Beiya, so I will say goodbye." I turned around and ran away.

"Wait!" In the end, he was still held back. It was hard to see that this little girl had a small body but was very smart in her reactions.

"You idiot, are you so afraid of His Highness? Are you going to leave impatiently when you see him?" Looking back, little girl Beiya still insisted on using provocation, but her eyes were already slightly red.

There's really nothing you can do against her.

"Well, long time no see, little Beya, how are you doing recently?"

"Don't put small letters in front of His Highness's name! His Highness lived a good life until he met an idiot like you!" Beja looked up and glared at me angrily.

"Hmm... Okay, wow, I suddenly realized that after not seeing you for a while, you have actually grown taller." I sighed in surprise.

"The acting is too fake, you idiot, you must have done it on purpose." Beya glanced at me disdainfully, raised her chin proudly, and continued happily.

"However, I was hit by you by mistake, so I guessed it right."

"Hey, have you really grown taller?" I widened my eyes and looked at Beiya in disbelief.

"Of course it's true. How could your Highness lie?"

"I obviously just lied..." I muttered quietly, looking her up and down with suspicious eyes.

In my opinion, Beja's height is the same as Sarah's breasts. They are both at the level of Cannian. How can they actually grow taller? Has God finally stopped controlling Lolita?

"You should drink goat's milk every day." Gradually, I discovered something and looked at Beiya with pity. At this time, I wanted to hold her tightly, comfort her, and let her Stay strong and live.

"Of course, Your Highness is taking good nutrition. Unlike you guys, you obviously eat some nutritious and unpalatable things every day, but you all grow so tall. This is abnormal growth and unhealthy!"

"Hey, what you said next is already a naked jealous slander!" For Beya, who fired the map cannon randomly and knocked a group of adventurers off the boat, I lightly slapped her forehead with my knife and let her go. Settle down.

"In short, Your Highness has grown taller and healthier. This is true." The little girl held her forehead, glared at me, and said proudly.

"Beya has always been very healthy, I know this." I smiled brightly, didn't I? It’s no wonder that it’s unhealthy to be able to mingle with little girl Tia, running around with so much energy.

"Of course. Your Highness is no better than that idiot Wu. He is always wrapped in a cloak, like an old man. From behind, he looks like a cloaked monster."

With a click, Beja's ruthless poisonous tongue instantly cracked my smile, and a trace of black breath emerged from the cracks.

Great, you asked for it.

"Princess Beja, by the way, you have changed into new shoes, right?" I have discovered it since the trick just now, but it is only now that I have connected it with a certain fact. I didn't want to say it at first, but this The little girl is so disgusting.

"Hmm, do you see it? Grandpa Lyman brought this to me, and Sister Alto chose it for me personally." The little girl was scratched by me, and immediately jumped on the spot a few times, and then Xianxian's ** lifted up and showed me her new shoes.

"How nice. Not only did I make underwear for you, I even helped you choose shoes." I sighed.

"No... don't mention your underwear again, you idiot, but this is natural. I have been with Sister Alto since I was a child. Of course, my relationship is deeper than yours, hum."

Speaking of the pair of bear underwear that Artoria made for her (still kept in my inventory until now), Beja blushed, and then like a proud little hen, she showed off to me that she and Artoria The deep feelings between Liya.

"When did you send it here?" I suddenly changed the subject and took a different approach.

"Idiot Wu, why are you asking this? Well, of course, I can't tell you. Just think of it as His Highness showing mercy today and be extra merciful. Grandpa Lyman brought the shoes a month ago."

"Oh, that's right." I smiled even brighter.

"So, I started growing taller about a month ago."

"Hey, idiot Wu, how do you know..."

Suddenly, Beya seemed to realize something, her voice paused, and then there was a long silence.

"It's just... it's not because... because of the shoes... it's because... it's because... it's really... I've really grown taller, I've really grown taller, it's definitely like this, woo~~woo Woohoo~~~”

After a long silence, Beya, who lowered her head, suddenly choked up, and large tears seeped out of her eyes, sliding down her delicate white face.

"Why are you crying all of a sudden?" Although I expected that it would be a big blow to Beiya, I didn't expect that she would cry in front of me with such a good face. This made me panic, and for a moment I don’t know how to comfort him.

"It's true... I've really grown taller. I drink three cups of goat's milk every day. Occasionally I secretly drink an extra cup without telling Grandpa Lyman. I obviously feel like vomiting when I smell the milk. If you work so hard, you will definitely grow taller." If you keep believing this, you will definitely grow taller... Liars, big liars, shepherds and idiot Wu are all big liars, wuwuwu~~~~~"

I:"……"

This... I was indeed the one who told Beja that drinking goat's milk will help you grow taller than drinking the most expensive milk from the elves. This is true, so I think the shepherd is innocent.

It's just that I don't mean to fool Beiya by saying this, right? Generally speaking, drinking more goat milk can indeed make you taller, but Beiya's physique is too special and cannot be classified into the ordinary category, and there is no To think that she would work so hard and insist on drinking 3 cups a day even though the smell makes her want to vomit, it seems that now it is entirely my responsibility.

"Beiya, be good, don't cry. You are still young, and you will definitely grow taller in the future." I scratched my head in embarrassment, and I could only stretch out my hand and touch Beiya's head to comfort her, that was all.

In terms of the lifespan of the elves, Beja is indeed not that old yet, so there is probably a possibility that she will continue to grow... right?

"It's all idiot Wu's fault!!" Beiya, who was crying sadly, was comforted by me touching her head. She suddenly found a point to vent her cry and rushed towards me, wiping the tears on her cheeks into my arms. , the small fists fell like raindrops on the chest.

I had no choice but to hold Beiya in my arms and let her vent to her full extent. Anyway, we have thick skin, so these fists are no different from a massage.

After a while, the crying in my arms gradually stopped.

"Little girl, are you feeling better?" I patted Beiya gently on the back, who had been in my arms for a long time and refused to leave.

"Don't call me little girl!" An angry protest came from his arms.

Great, back to normal.

I was just about to take a step back and release this little girl from my arms, but unexpectedly she hugged her with both hands and pressed her closer.

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, wuwuwu~~~ It's really humiliating. I let idiot Wu see the embarrassment of His Highness. Do you still want to see enough of His Highness's face? You big bad guy, big villain, A pervert who takes pleasure in trampling on girls’ shame!”

I:"……"

I looked around and saw no passers-by. I breathed a sigh of relief. Really, this little girl was really childish and dared to say anything.

But should this be considered a sign of shyness? You didn't want me to see the face that was crying just now, so you buried your head in your arms and refused to leave, right?

Thinking this way, I suddenly became happy.

"Laughing...why are you laughing? You perverted idiot Wu, are you planning to do something even more egregious to His Highness?"

I accidentally laughed out loud, and the result was that little girl Beiya immediately protested. If she didn't dare to come out of my arms now, she would have given me a flying kick.

I:"……"

Please, Beiya girl, I won’t laugh, I don’t dare to laugh, please stop talking nonsense, if someone hears us, we will jump into the Yellow River and we won’t be able to wash ourselves off.

"What should I do now? You don't want to stay like this forever, do you? I don't have that much free time to accompany you." Seeing that Beiya would be unable to let go of her shame and leave my arms for a while, I yawned boredly, Look at the position of the sun overhead.

Well, it’s almost time to go back. The lunch made by Vilas will not taste good if it’s cold.

It is said that these two days have been a potato feast. Is it because I bought too much in one go last time?

After thinking about it, Beiya seemed to feel that it was not okay to continue like this. Although this road was relatively remote, there was no guarantee that someone would pass by. Do you want to maintain this posture and be watched by others?

"You, turn around." After thinking about it, she seemed to have an idea. She kept her face hidden from me and asked me to turn around.

Then, hey.

With a heavy weight on my back, the little girl has jumped on my back.

Oh, I see. This way you don’t have to worry about my face being seen, and you can move around freely. It’s a great idea.

What a hairy bastard, my back is not a bus, I can sit on it if I want!

"Idiot Wu - let's go!!" jumped on my back, and the little girl seemed to be getting excited, pointing to the front and shouting loudly.

"Where are we going? I told you I'm going home." It was done. I helplessly lifted the little girl hanging on my back, pressed my fingers on her buttocks, and clicked my tongue in my heart.

Unexpectedly, this little girl is small, has flat breasts, and only has a little bit of material in her butt. She is barely a young girl.

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