Diablo Destruction

Chapter 1590: Beansa has zero cooking skills

Original "You kid, how dare you say such a thing? She and I are related by blood. My husband can be replaced, but my grandma cannot be replaced." 5 Rafael was also angry. He rolled up his sleeves like me, exposing his white and tender legs. , seemingly weak and slender arms.

Roosters cross-eyed and gangsters fight, this is probably how we describe our current situation. .

Seeing that the other party was resorting to the blood theory, I was not willing to be outdone and played the emotional card.

"Are you kidding? What has your grandma ever done for Linya? She has always just left her with an unattainable figure!"

"Ugh...you little bastard." Raphael was speechless for a moment, his eyes flashed with a trace of sadness, helplessness and guilt, and then he became angry and looked at me gloomily. Flying high, the momentum also increased.

"Hmph, it seems that Xiao Wu, you are determined to make things difficult for me?"

"This is a matter of principle. I'm not going to give in!" I also gathered momentum and confronted Raphael without giving in.

Although since I came to the third world, she has taken good care of me, which can even be described as meticulous. I am very grateful, but this matter has to do with Linya. This is not a reason for me to give in.

"Very good, Sa Qili has praised you to the heavens. Let me see how much you, the savior, are worth!"

"Anytime!"

"Wait, it's time for you to calm down for a while!!!"

Linya has always been in my arms. Finally broke out and broke free. He put his hands on his hips, his pretty face flushed, and stared at the two of us angrily.

Linya has a gentle temperament. I rarely get angry. So when she became angry, both Raphael and I lost our momentum. We stared at each other and started provoking each other with our gazes.

Come if you dare!

You are a man, right? Don’t even have the courage to take action first?

Your woman, it doesn't matter if I let you do it.

That's probably what it feels like.

"Really, Brother Wu is the same, and grandma is too, she is no longer a child. It's too shameful to make such a fuss." Linya continued to nag, scolding us for our childish behavior, and those who didn't know thought she was Raphael My grandma is right.

"Brother Wu shouldn't say that. Like you, she has been paying for the alliance. She can't come back to visit me. It's not because she hates her that she does it. It's precisely because of this kind of grandma that I respect her."

"Yes... yes, I was wrong." I shrugged my head. He had no temper at all after being trained.

Indeed, what I said just now is suspected of making a fool of myself. Raphael forced others to do something difficult and was ignoring my contribution to the alliance. But what I said, saying that she did not take good care of Linya, is not the same. Are you also ignoring her contribution to the alliance?

Her contribution to the alliance is far greater than mine. When she calms down and thinks about it, guilt suddenly arises in her heart. She really deserves to be slapped for saying those words.

Of course, I feel guilty, but I still won’t allow her to force Linya.

"Sure enough, little Linya loves me." Raphael saw this and was extremely moved.

"Grandma too!"

"Unexpectedly, Linya just finished talking about me and immediately shot back with a carbine, silencing Raphael who had just stretched out his hand to wipe his eyes with relief."

"Obviously he is our elder, but he is making trouble with Brother Wu and fanning the flames in order to prevent the world from being chaotic. Really, you should respect my opinions again."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Raphael was in grief.

I think that the sum of the following words is probably not as damaging to her as the previous sentence "Obviously she is our elder". This princess of Baizu does not recognize her elders. Of course, just like Linya's sister The ordinary appearance also gave her the capital to think so.

"Of course, in fact, I have no right to be angry." After saying this, Linya's momentum suddenly softened and she looked at the two of us gently.

"No matter how wrong Brother Wu and Grandma are, they are always thinking about me and caring about me. Therefore, in fact, I am the only one who is not qualified to blame you. Thank you, Brother Wu, and Grandma."

As she said that, Linya's little hands gently hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. Then she turned around and kissed Raphael as she had done.

"What do you mean? It's like I said it incidentally." Raphael, who was subtly paying attention to the details, muttered dissatisfiedly, but his eyes betrayed her, and he couldn't help showing relief and joy.

"Grandma, I've decided." Completely ignoring the other party's complaints, Linya took a step back and said seriously.

"I have decided that if possible... no, it is absolutely necessary. Please leave this mission to me."

"Really...really?" These words were expected by Raphael, but she couldn't help but confirm again in surprise.

Linya nodded her head hard, she really couldn't be more serious.

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but slap my forehead and sigh, like a prodigal dog.

Fell into Raphael's trap.

Not only did I not pull Linya out of the quagmire, but because of my existence, I was used by Raphael to give Linya a perfect provocation.

If I hadn't interrupted at the beginning and let Raphael convince Linya by directing and acting on his own, perhaps with Linya's calmness and caution, I would have considered making up my mind for a while. Raphael's momentum made Linya make an immediate decision.

In other words, even taking into account the personalities of Linya and I, the quarrel just now was also within her calculations, and the princess of hundreds of tribes is indeed well-deserved for her scheming.

After thinking about all this. I'm not angry either.

Although Raphael used a little conspiracy, it was Linya who really made the decision. This decision also came from her heart. From the moment Linya accused Raphael of "fanning the flames. I am afraid that the world will not be in chaos." In fact, you can see it. At that time, Linya had already seen through her evil intentions, otherwise she would never have said these words.

That is to say. Linya saw through the other party's methods. Still, making such a decision was indeed her intention, and Raphael's actions were nothing more than a catalyst.

Analyzing a little deeper, perhaps from the very beginning, I was vaguely aware that with Linya's character, she would eventually agree to Raphael's request. I did not stand up to stop Linya from doing this. He just didn't want to see her forced, and this mood happened to be used by Raphael in turn to influence Linya's decision.

What a terrifying guy who has no plans left.

I glared at Raphael helplessly, and she happened to look over here, smiled, and gave me a victory sign very arrogantly and proudly.

hateful……

"Xiao Xiao Wu, what do you think? This is Xiao Linya's decision. Do you want to continue to object?"

"Well..."

"Brother Wu. Although I understand your intentions very well and am very happy, but I also want to do something for Brother Wu, not for the alliance, just... just for you, Brother Wu..." Linya said seriously, She looked at me shyly and nervously.

Being able to say such bold words in front of Raphael shows that she is really determined.

"There is nothing I can do. Since it is Linya's decision, of course I will support it." I reached out and touched Linya's head, and I laughed.

"No matter what Linya wants to do, I will fully support you. With me here, you will never let you fight alone."

"Brother Wu..." Linya's eyes became moist and misty.

"Linya..."

As if being pulled by the natural force of gravity, the distance between the two slowly came closer, and their lips gradually came together.

“Cough cough cough—!”

Unfortunately, there was an incomprehensible guy who coughed several times, breaking the good atmosphere between Linya and me.

"Xiao Linya, if you really want to shoulder this mission well, there is not much time left for you now."

"Yes... that's true, but we have to work hard from now on." Linya shyly covered her red face and nodded repeatedly.

"Fortunately, Grandma Allen and I have taught you a lot of basics before. What do you think? I have some foresight."

"What kind of foresight? It's obviously already been planned." Linya replied angrily.

"Ah haha, in short, Xiao Linya, you have to be mentally prepared next time." Raphael's expression suddenly became serious.

"Perhaps, there isn't even much time to sleep."

"Yes, grandma." Linya straightened her body like a soldier who had received an order.

"If you need my help, just ask." Thinking of the importance of this mission and feeling the heavy burden on Linya's shoulders, I shook her little hand distressedly.

"Don't worry, don't worry, there will be a time when Xiao Wu can help, but not now."

Linya didn't say anything, but Raphael had already blinked slyly at the side. It seemed that she had already taken my share into account.

Because Linya has taken on the task, I have to be very energetic. I can no longer leave everything to Raphael and only be responsible for the combat part like before.

Buy one, get one free, kill two birds with one stone, our Princess of the Hundred Tribes is really smart about her calculations, and she has no temper even if she is being plotted against.

"Then, I will accept Xiao Linya first. Xiao Xiao Wu, please enjoy the little leisure time left."

Saying this, Raphael gave me a wink and pulled Linya away.

Look at her crow's mouth, what does it mean to have not much left?

I rolled my eyes in return and watched the pair of grandmother and granddaughter, as pretty as sisters, disappear from sight.

Linya will probably be miserable next time.

Directing a battle is not as easy as managing affairs.

First of all, Linya needs to be familiar with the current combat effectiveness of the camp, as well as the camp's intelligence system, how to use the power of investigators, and understand all the intelligence collected these days, which is called knowing yourself and the enemy.

It would be great if Maid Huang Duan was here. In terms of intelligence work, as the intelligence leader of the entire elves, she is an expert among experts, not even Raphael can compare with her.

Then, it serves as a defensive magic circle that the camp relies on for its survival. Linya also had to get familiar with it and understand its power. Function, effect, otherwise. They don't even know how to use their own powerful weapons effectively. What about commanding the battle?

In addition, in a large-scale war, Linya has almost zero experience in the abilities and matching effects of each profession, based on the types of monsters, how to combine them, how to distribute them, and what tactics should be used. , you have to learn it from scratch.

Then there is the logistical work. I rarely come into contact with these things, so I don’t know what aspects I need to understand and what are the difficulties, but it is obviously not easy.

Just these things that can be thought of are enough to make one's head spin, not including those that have not been thought of and some details.

Even if Linya is a genius, even if she has wise men like Raphael and Grandma Allen to teach her, it is almost impossible to become a qualified war commander in such a short period of time.

But that's okay. The remaining impossibilities are left to me to make up for. Although it may be too complacent to say this, but if you risk your life to do it, there will probably always be a way. No matter what, Linya's first battle cannot be allowed to happen. It's lost its prestige, hasn't it?

Thinking of this, I strolled out of the tent and stretched out towards the rising sun.

Although that statement is very problematic, Raphael's meaning is very accurate. There is indeed not much time left for leisure.

Forget it, just enjoy this wonderful time.

After doing a few stretches outside the tent, I took a breath and took a big step.

First of all, go and see your cheap junior sister. After all, we have already made an appointment.

"Senior Brother"

Far away, Biansha was sitting on top of the European-style window, waving to me.

I still held the jar of honey in my arms, but the meat buns were no longer there, which made me feel relieved.

Yesterday I ate so many meat buns in one go, it seemed like I had calmed down a bit.

"Beansa, have you had breakfast?" I touched the head of Beansa who came up to me and asked with a smile.

First nodding, then shaking his head, Beansa seemed a little confused.

"Anyway, you want to say that you ate honey in the morning, right." With the title on my head and the intelligence bonus for my junior sister, I could barely guess what Beansa wanted to express.

"Yeah, yeah." Beansa nodded sharply.

"Okay, let me do a trick." The empty palm turned over, and there was a lunch box on it.

This was a little trick that even children couldn't fool, but it got Beansa's excited cheers. She was such a kind little junior sister. I wiped the tears from my eyes with joy.

Breakfast was prepared by Linya. After knowing that I had a cheap little junior sister, she wanted to meet her. Unfortunately, I originally planned to find time for her to meet and get to know Beansha, but now Rafi was I was kidnapped and taken away. Let alone meeting Beansa, maybe it would be a little difficult for me to meet Linya next time.

I shook my head and threw away these thoughts. Seeing Beiansha holding a lunch box and eating happily, I was also infected by her pure and bright smile, and I smiled accordingly. I just felt that if Beiansha was so innocent and cute, it would be impossible to A carefree smile is always with you, and no matter how many difficulties you encounter, you will never feel depressed.

"It's so delicious. Apart from honey and meat buns, Beansa has never eaten anything so delicious." Putting down the lunch box that had been licked clean, Beansa looked at me with sparkling eyes.

"Do you like it? Why not come to my house and you can eat it every day from now on." I smiled and pinched her delicate and soft cheeks.

"It still counts..."

Beansa hesitated in embarrassment, resisted the temptation of food, and shook his head in refusal.

What is the unspeakable secret that makes her unwilling to come to my home, or it can be said that it makes her unwilling to have too much contact with other people.

Never mind, everyone has secrets.

"By the way, Beansa, what happened to the memory crystal that was recorded last time? Has it been sent out?" I suddenly thought of this.

"Well, I've sent it. They will be very happy when they see it." The junior sister said with a bright smile.

"Really? Uh... that's good."

Although I am very curious about how Biansha sent it. How can I be sure that the other party will receive it? But a man’s sixth sense tells me that asking these questions will make Beansa feel embarrassed, so let’s forget it.

In fact, I was a little worried because I overlooked one thing. After recording, Beansa should be reminded to check that the content is correct.

It's too late to say anything now.

I shook my head. I suppressed the little uneasiness in my heart and began to take out a large amount of ingredients to prepare in the next free time. Give Biansha devil training.

At least he couldn't let Beansana use his current cooking skills. Go back and torture her beloved sister.

"Are you ready? Beansa."

"Ready!"

"I'm not strong enough. Answer louder."

"Oh, ready!!"

"That's right, this is the momentum to light a fire and set up a pot!!"

"oh oh!!!"

So, in a small and dilapidated hotel, a gorgeous light and color effect like a Chinese master began to be staged.

It's just that other people's homes are either golden and brilliant, or they are like playing fairy music.

And in a small hotel building. But from time to time, there would be a black light, a burst of smoke, or a loud explosion.

A live-action dark version of the Little Master of Hell.

It wasn't until almost dusk that I finally lost my energy, put my hands on the ground, and fell to my knees.

Not at all, this guy Beansa.

Her cooking ability, like her math ability, is a fighter among idiots, and her skills are extremely difficult. Just like the distance between King Arthur and love back then.

Looking at the unknown charred carbon-like objects on the ground, as well as the pots of broth that exuded a strange smell, I collapsed again, and my forehead hit the floor with a bang.

God, give me the light of Willas, the God of Cooking, and let me save this lost lamb.

Biansha didn't seem to be aware of her poor cooking skills. She even tasted a few bites of the roasted meat and stew she made. She felt subtle about herself.

We can't let her go down the wrong path anymore.

I ignited the sense of mission of my senior brother.

I asked Velas to send some food over. I felt that in order to change Beansa's cooking skills, we must first reverse her faulty taste system and make her intolerable to the food she cooks. Only in this way can she make progress.

People must have a self-motivated attitude, otherwise no matter how others supervise them, they will get twice the result with half the effort.

However, it is very valuable to send it from the first world to the third world. I went to the Mages Guild last time and asked about it. A meat bun consumes the energy of a complete gem, which I really can't afford.

Forget it, let Vilas get some meat buns first...

After secretly making up my mind, I stopped doing unnecessary training and stood up.

Let’s deal with these foods first.

Naturally, the things made by Beansa cannot be recycled. Even if they are thrown away, they will poison the wild dogs nearby, so they have to be buried.

However, there are also quite a few roasts and stews that I made to demonstrate for Biancha. These taste pretty good, especially after absorbing Raphael’s methods. I am particularly confident in the roasts I make. , barely able to look down upon those rookie adventurers.

The portions are quite large. Beansa and I will definitely not be able to finish them all. Keeping them is just a waste.

By the way, I clapped my hands and thought of a good idea.

Just give it to the orphanage.

"Biansha, do me a favor and send all the uneaten food to the last orphanage, okay?" I tried to ask.

Because I know that Beansa doesn't like to be in contact with others, I want to slowly change her stay-at-home personality. If the other person is a child, maybe Beansa will accept it more easily.

Sure enough, after hesitating for a moment, Biansha nodded, not as resistant as before when I asked her to go to my house.

The two carried a large pot of broth and large bags of barbecue to the orphanage, and were warmly welcomed by the children.

Maybe Mi Seya’s teachings are good? Resisting the temptation of the fragrant aroma, all the children sat on the long wooden table in the restaurant, and the person on duty that day was responsible for distributing the barbecue and broth.

However, I can't control my mouth.

"Uncle Fan, this stew tastes just average. Did you make it?" The naughty kid yelled without restraint.

Go eat yours.

I rolled my eyes at him helplessly.

"Barbecue, delicious." A little loli said shyly.

I immediately beamed.

"But compared with what Sister Ya did, it's far behind." The child next to him added.

So I said I hate naughty kids.

"Uncle Fan, let's play." When the meal was over, I was about to leave, but I was surrounded by all the children, with pairs of expectant eyes that seemed to be shining.

Let me choke these cruel little guys!

In front of these star-like gazes, I felt like a vampire exposed to the sun, unbearably holding my arms in front of my face.

Looking at Beansa who was standing far away, still refusing to approach and not being liked by the children, I hesitated for a moment, and I nodded helplessly.

"One moment, just one moment."

pTo be continued

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