Diablo Destruction
Chapter 1593: Incidents Caused by Meat Buns
"Is there something... wrong?" While eating the buns and savoring the homely flavor inside, I tilted my head in confusion and answered vaguely.
"Where did this meat bun come from?" Sa Qili obviously would not be easily fooled by my acting.
"Didn't Aunt Qili just look at it? It was from the inventory." I started to pretend to be stupid.
"We've been together since this morning, right."
"That's right."
"So, are you trying to tell me that you secretly made the buns by kneading dough and lighting a fire in the inventory?"
"This is a good idea." I clapped my hands and found new inspiration.
The inventory space is not small. It is enough to make a mobile kitchen, and you can do a lot of things in it.
But is there air in it? Can I light a fire? This is a problem.
"Brother, are you taking me for a fool?"
As a result, the inspiration that finally came out was shattered by Sa Qili reaching out and pinching her face.
"Of course not." Thinking of Sa Qili's witch tricks, I shook my head quickly.
But don't go too far, or you will die miserably.
"These meat buns...can't be what was sent just now." She didn't respond slowly. It seemed that she figured it out immediately. Apart from the explanation of the goods she just received at the Mages Guild, it was impossible to find a more reasonable explanation. reason.
"That's right." I nodded. Seeing that Sa Qili was silent, she couldn't help but asked cautiously.
"Aunt Qili, you...couldn't you be angry?"
Think about it, the teleportation technique that ordinary adventurers have almost no chance to use is only used to transfer important information and items from the alliance. But I was used to send meat buns. Such an evil privilege, if it were placed in the original world, I would have to be charged with abuse of power and spend the rest of my life in jail.
Think of this. I'm a little uneasy. It seems that we need to find a way as soon as possible to get Mr. Farah to perfect the positioning and transmission technology. In this way, not only can everyone freely transfer items among the three worlds, but even returning from the third world to the first world will no longer be a problem. If you dream, your guilt for abusing your privileges can be slightly alleviated.
Of course, the cost of transmission is not ordinary, so you have to be mentally prepared.
Huh. Wait, no, I seem to have overlooked something?
"Angry... why are you angry?" Sa Qili was stunned, seeming to have come back from her deep thoughts, and looked at me in confusion. By seems to understand what I'm talking about.
"Why should I worry about being a younger brother? It turns out that this is the case. Isn't it natural? Because the younger brother is an elder of the alliance, he should have some privileges. The position of elder means heavier responsibilities. He enjoys more power than ordinary people. , this is reciprocal, if someone feels dissatisfied, I can tell him openly, how about giving you the privilege and letting you stand in my position and do my job?"
"Actually, my contribution is not big enough to abuse my privileges like this." Seeing Sa Qili say this, I felt a little embarrassed.
"Including the future. In the future, so work hard." A small hand gently patted the shoulder. Sa Qili winked at me and smiled.
"It turns out that my future has been overdrawn!" I exclaimed in shock.
However, it's great to meet such an open-minded person as Sa Qili.
"Another bun."
"Yes Yes Yes."
I rewarded Sa Qili with meat buns. After the two of them said goodbye, I looked at the sky. I quickened my pace and walked straight to the shabby hotel where Beansa lived.
"Ah..." On the way, I met an unexpected person.
Mi Siya.
She was dressed like an ordinary girl, carrying a basket, and she was almost the same as when I first saw her in the orphanage.
It seems that the patrol mission has ended and he is going to the orphanage again. I took a step back and assumed a vigilant posture.
There was a reason for this move. Last time, Mi Seya saw the posture of the Hell Fighting Bear, and she became obsessed with it. With a fanatical gaze, she chased me for eight streets before she got away.
If I was caught, she might peel off my big bearskin. How could I not be vigilant?
"Don't worry, Mr. Elder, I don't have any bad thoughts about your puppet costume anymore." Unexpectedly, Mi Seya stretched out her hand and said seriously.
"Really?" I was still a little doubtful. Could he have said this on purpose to make me relax, and then make a sneak attack?
"Really!" The other party's tone was very sure.
"Okay, then I'll just believe you." I temporarily put away my posture.
"Actually, after that, I went back and thought about it carefully."
"Well, what then?"
"Suddenly I realized that there is no need to chase after the elder."
"Have you given up on asking for my puppet costume?" I breathed a sigh of relief.
"No, I mean, I can definitely make a puppet costume like that myself."
"It turns out that I didn't give up. I was still thinking about the puppet costume! But whatever, just don't attract my attention anyway." I relaxed a little hard to let go.
"So, since then, I have always wanted to say something to the elder who refused to lend me the puppet costume."
"What words."
"The ragdoll bear is perverted!" Mi Seya curled her lips and gave me a thumbs down gesture very arrogantly.
This is a naked provocation. Sure enough, you are still resentful of my refusal to lend you the puppet costume? Although it seems that I am a bit stingy, if I can take off the bear skin, of course it doesn't matter if I lend it to her for a few days.
However, Mi Seya is an incredible guy who can still miss her until now. She is no less petty than a pornographic maid.
"Huh, I finally said it. I feel much better." Mi Seya patted her chest and showed a charming smile.
I'm starting to feel uncomfortable, bastard!
"If there is nothing else, please allow me to leave first." She then bowed respectfully and prepared to leave.
Really, why do I have to encounter such bad luck?
"Ah. By the way, Mi Seya."
"What are your orders, Elder?"
"No...you don't need to put on such a defensive posture." The situation now seems to have been reversed from when I met her just now.
"Because I'm not sure how big your heart is."
"You also know that doing things makes people angry, right? It's time to check how petty you are, you bastard!" I lifted the table angrily, took several deep breaths, and forced myself to calm down.
"Anyway. Thank you for the meat bun last time. This is a return gift." As I said that, I handed over a meat bun.
He took it in his hand blankly and stared at it for a while.
"Okay, then please, Elder Elder, please send the basket over and tell the children. Just say that I went to a far away place."
Mi Seya's expression dimmed, and she bit her lip and said, as if she was forced by someone to give up struggling for her next tragic fate.
"It's not poisonous, so feel free to eat it!" I pounded my heart on the coffee table, wondering why I met so many careless people.
"Can I really trust you?"
"Don't act like a victim. I'm the one who was hurt the most, okay!" I was angry, feeling that the current script could be rewritten into a tragedy caused by a meat bun.
"Okay, then I'm welcome."
"Wouldn't it be better to be honest earlier?"
While grumbling, he saw Mi Seya holding the meat bun in both hands, gently putting it to her mouth and taking a small bite. The food was very small and cute. If she could calm down and not be harsh, she would still look like a quiet and lovely girl.
Then. Mi Seya was stunned after taking a small bite. She remained still for more than ten seconds, and suddenly her eyes became moist.
"This...this, this, this...this..."
"Don't cry, what are you trying to say?" I wanted to cry. Could it be that the meat buns made by Willas are really that powerful?
"No...impossible, why are there meat buns that taste better than mine!"
"Is this why you cry?"
"This must be a conspiracy. Yes, that's right. The enemy's conspiracy!" Mi Seya clenched her fist and seemed to have finally figured it out.
Because of the strong unwillingness, did the second disease attack again? How strong is her self-esteem? No matter how strong it is, don't put it on a meat bun, you bastard!
"The extremely powerful and evil Roshan Demon King, who wants to destroy the world, has developed a new type of meat bun in order to control human beings' desires."
"Are you sure it's called the Great Demon King of Roshan and not the Great Demon King of Meat Buns?"
"It spreads this kind of meat buns to the world. Anyone who eats the buns...haha (I bite) will be controlled by the delicious food created by the evil power inside, and will become unable to stop, and can only obey its instructions obediently... ...Hawu~(I want)"
"While eating such meat buns and saying such words, don't you feel that your persuasiveness is lacking?"
"Just when human beings were about to be completely controlled and the world was about to enter destruction, a man wore a white cloak. On the back of the cloak were three black characters "Evil is Killed" written neatly. There was a mark on his left cheek that could not be faded. A girl with cross scratches bearing sad memories, her whole body wrapped in bandages, and smoking a cigarette..."
"Has the protagonist finally appeared to save the world?" I was shocked. This look was a bit formidable.
Speaking of copyright...forget it, I won't say anything anymore, God will take care of it.
"The girl is very powerful. She leads a group of brothers and sisters wearing the same [Evil Killing Cloak] and masks. In order to save the world and protect everyone, they run around and patrol late every night."
In the original world, this would actually be the Bosozoku gang.
"And enter people's houses and ask for world-conquering protection taxes from sleeping people."
"Isn't it saving the world? How come it turns into conquest and taxation? How is this different from a bully? Moreover, it is even worse in the middle of the night when others are asleep!"
"By the time the girl reacts, everyone around her has been controlled by Meat Bun."
"The reaction is too slow! And the foreplay is too slow. The Big Devil of Roshan has not appeared for a long time. It has been waiting behind the scenes and is about to cry!"
"A girl's most powerful ability is that she won't be controlled by a meat bun, because she hates being trapped inside."
"This guy doesn't seem to be very powerful..."
"So, she was alone against the world."
"The show seems to be about to begin."
"And won."
"It's so fast! It's too fast! What's the foreshadowing ahead? And this guy obviously doesn't look very powerful in the front. Is it really good to go up against the whole world and win?"
"One more!" Mi Seya put the last bite of the meat bun into her mouth and stretched out her hand to me unceremoniously.
I:"……"
The biggest villain is the Roshan Demon King. It's just that it was given one scene before and was thrown into the cold palace. What is this story full of second degree about?
"Just wait and see, one day, I will surpass this taste!" Mi Seya made a majestic declaration while eating the meat buns.
If only I could be more courageous. Put down the meat bun in your hand, stop chewing your mouth, and maybe I will give you some encouraging applause.
"Bring some for the children, too." Vilas sent a lot more. I counted them and found that there was enough, so I planned to distribute them to the children in the orphanage.
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