Diablo Destruction

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A brilliant world wrapped in white light.

The ground beneath your feet is soft, like clouds.

Is this... paradise?

I aimlessly pushed aside the haze of light in front of my eyes, and then saw the half sword stuck in the clouds in the void.

"Yo." He waved and greeted the other party very naturally.

"It's rare. This time, I didn't pretend to be mysterious and showed up directly. My dear Salted Fish Sword."

"Don't pretend to be familiar and give me a strange name as if nothing happened."

The neutral voice of a man or woman could not be heard, but he seemed to be speaking calmly like a sharp gaze towards him.

"It's such a pity, because it's been so long since I've been on stage, it's natural for the audience to forget my name. The world of an artist is so cruel. As long as you haven't been on stage for more than a year, your hot name will become [ That artist whose lower body is xxx was replaced by this title."

I feel that as the only friend of this hidden sword, I need to tell it the cruelty of reality.

"How many times do you have to tell me that I'm not an artist?!" the other party couldn't help roaring.

"Yes, yes, I understand."

Glanced at it. I imagined that I suddenly stepped forward and pulled it up, revealing a salted fish tail underneath, and I turned around. Turning his back, he made a "poof" sound.

"You bastard, you obviously didn't mean what you said. What kind of rude imagination are you doing in your mind! Apologize to me. Kneel down!!" Xianyu Jian yelled unwillingly.

What a willful guy. Okay, let’s change the topic.

"Salted fish..."

"Avelia, it's Avelia!!!"

"Okay, Salted Fish Evelina..."

"You are deliberately making me angry, right? Let me tell you, it's terrible when I'm angry..."

As if to verify its words, the originally calm white world appeared. Suddenly, there were gusts of dark wind, and black tornadoes appeared out of nothing, turning this place into a disaster-ravaged land. The soft, cloud-like ground beneath our feet also turned into a sea with roaring black waves.

"Wait, it's Evelina, Evelina, right? I remember." I apologized quickly.

"Although it's still the wrong name...but that's okay."

The strange scene just now disappeared all of a sudden and returned to the original white hazy world.

This guy...seems to be easily satisfied.

I muttered secretly, obviously I was very resistant to calling it Evelina in the past, but then I gave it the nickname of Salted Fish Sword, and I was immediately satisfied with the name Evelina.

The IQ of a monkey...

"I always feel like you're thinking about something rude again." Evelina glared at her with a particularly sensitive look.

"It's just your illusion. Ahem, what do you think? What's the point of calling me here? Didn't you say last time that you won't call me here again until I reach the realm of world power?"

Obviously, the last battle with the black dragon Elias didn't come out in the end, so it's natural that the guy who missed the main scene was forgotten, right?

"Did I say that?" Evelina waved her sword in confusion.

"It seems...probably...maybe...maybe, I can't remember clearly." I shrugged.

Stupid salted fish sword, you dare to compete with this prince to see whose memory is worse. You must be tired of living.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter what happens to this kind of thing." Evelina seemed to be trying hard to remember for a while, and said very simply, not forgetting to put gold on her face, adding in a deep tone.

"You also know that a wise man like me who has lived for a long time will not care about small details."

"Can I interpret your words as [just treat what I said as farts from now on]?"

"I'll kill you with my fart!!!" Evelina was furious and blurted out, yelling in a way that ruined her image.

By the way, does it live up to its image?

"Calm down, calm down, pay attention to your identity as a lady." I tried to calm down its anger.

"I'm not a lady, I'm just...a sword."

Good guy, in such an angry situation, Evelina could still remain calm and did not fall into my language trap. She is indeed my destined rival.

By the way, he also acted like a cool bastard! !

"Okay, let's change the topic. Why did you bring me here?" I think it's better to talk about business first, lest this comedian's sword, whose memory is not much better than mine, really give away its purpose. forgotten.

"Isn't it still the same topic as before?"

"Really? Don't worry about these small details, how about we talk about business?"

"Damn it! You bastard!! It's obvious that you've been babbling and keeping me busy, but now you're talking such nonsense!" Evelina looked so angry that she wanted to bite her handkerchief, but then suddenly calmed down. He stopped and said something casually.

"Actually, it's nothing..."

I:"……"

Evelina: "..."

One person and one sword, they looked at each other for a long time and were silent for a long time.

"It's nothing... just call me here casually?" I confirmed cautiously.

"I'm happy, do you care?" Evelina's nostrils suddenly turned upward, arrogant.

"Salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword..." I chanted the mantra without hesitation, reciting it densely.

"Oh——!! Stop, you bastard, I said, I said that's it." Evelina wailed in pain.

"Well, my patience is limited."

"Actually, I told you before, you came here not under the guidance of my power. I can't control you if you want to leave. You can only control it after the power of the world."

"It seems there is such a setting." I clapped my hands suddenly.

"so……"

"So what did you say?" I looked at him stupidly.

"So it's none of my business that you're here! I haven't blamed you for disturbing my peace. Instead, you are the first to complain!" Evelina exploded, sending me flying with a shock wave.

"In other words, it's impossible for me to go out." He came back covering his bruised and swollen face. I wailed bitterly.

"That's exactly it." Evelina said slowly.

"Go, go, go away, stay away from me, don't disturb my rest."

"What kind of attitude do you have! Let me tell you, I have already broken through to the power of the world! Be careful when the time comes, I will throw you into the cold palace and die alone!" I was furious.

"Oh, the power of the world?" Evelina sighed.

"Afraid, hum."

"I just think it's really slow."

I:"……"

This guy... what does he think of me? After ten years of transformation from a rookie druid to a powerful world power, I can only get the evaluation of "slow enough".

"Come here and try," it said.

"What to do?" I took a few steps forward suspiciously.

"Come here more."

"Don't play any little tricks." I took a few steps forward.

"Not even close."

"You're such a long-winded guy. How close do you want to get? How close do you want to be?"

The next moment, there was a sound of "touch" and a scream of "Ciao". Someone bounced away.

"Hahaha, you are stupid, you want to lie to me, you are a hundred years early!" Evelina's gloating laughter rang out.

"What's going on?" I stood up unsteadily and glared at him.

"It's very simple. If you really reached the power of the world, you wouldn't have been bounced away just now."

"You've really achieved it, bastard! You just had a battle with a powerful enemy!"

"Did you achieve it by your own strength?"

"Well... can we talk about something else?" I whistled nonchalantly.

After sitting down and pouting in the most comfortable position, Evelina and I started talking nonsense, accompanied by roars from the two of us from time to time.

This guy... just pretended to be arrogant and cold-blooded to me, but once the topic started, he started talking like a young woman alone in an empty room, and I didn't have a chance to interrupt.

Not long after, suddenly, the body emitted a faint white light and gradually became transparent.

"The time has come." Evelina said.

I nodded, slapped my butt and stood up.

"It's almost time. When I get to the power of the world, I'll decide whether I want to come and talk to you, this poor thing, depending on my mood."

"Go away, stop harassing me!" Evelina's self-esteem was greatly provoked, and she roared angrily.

"If you say that, I will be even happier. Then some strange things will stick to the soles of my shoes and your nest will be flattened." I laughed.

"I can't think of anything weirder that could be more annoying than your mouth!"

"We'll see."

Just when my figure had faded and only a layer of foam remained.

"Hey, do you remember it?" Evelina suddenly asked inexplicably.

"Why are you asking like that? It sounds like I have lost my memory." I paused slightly and looked at it in confusion.

"It's nothing, just get out of here."

"You can't ask for it. You really think this is a golden nest and a silver nest. It's just a salted fish nest at best."

"Asshole, don't come!"

"I came here..."

"Get out of here!"

"It doesn't matter what you say."

During the quarrel, the last trace of consciousness finally dimmed...

Opening his eyes again, he turned around and saw Linya's peaceful sleeping face.

She just lay beside the bed, even sleeping, taking care of me.

This little girl is so adorable.

I smiled, reached out my hand, and pinched her cute sleeping face.

"Brother Wu..." Linya opened her eyes drowsily.

"Sorry for disturbing your sleep. It's just my baby Linya. Her sleeping face is so cute that I can't help but want to pinch it." I apologized sincerely.

"Really... Cai Cai Cai... there is no such thing! Brother Wu really always says such... such things when others are not paying attention."

Linya responded confusedly at first. Then he realized what he was doing, he quickly sat up shyly and rubbed his face vigorously. Wipe away the lovely hazy sleepiness above.

"What kind of words are they?" I was very interested in Linya's [such words].

"It's just... it just makes people's heart beat faster... Ah, ah, what on earth am I talking about, don't ask. Brother Wu is not allowed to talk anymore, and patients are not allowed to talk!!!"

Linya's rare confused side made me so cute.

After Linya calmed down a little, we got down to business.

"That is to say, after the skeleton commander died, all his skeleton legions disappeared?" After learning about the subsequent situation from Linya, although I could vaguely guess it, I was still surprised.

this means. This battle that was supposed to be difficult suddenly became easy.

"Yes." Linya sat on the edge of the bed, peeling the apple neatly, and nodded in response.

"Thanks to Brother Wu."

"What the hell, just don't be angry with me." Seeing that Linya was very happy, I also breathed a sigh of relief.

"I never said that."

Linya smiled slightly, that sharp fruit knife. I had skilfully cut off a thin, even layer of skin, but suddenly with a flick of my eye, I cut off a thick piece of meat with the skin on.

My heart also trembled, as if the fruit knife was cutting not an apple, but my own flesh.

Linya's smile... is so terrifying!

"It was me who failed to take good care of Brother Wu this time. As a result, Brother Wu did something dangerous again. After I go back, I will apologize to Vilas and the others."

"Apologise or something... You don't have to go to such an extent, I'm excusable." I looked at Linya tremblingly, shouting injustice like Dou E, I just wanted to wave my hand and have a June Flying snow.

"Explanations are useless. After I apologize, I will teach Brother Wu well together with Vilas." Linya said, peeling off the last piece of skin, looking at me with wide beautiful eyes, and said every word.

"I will always teach Brother Wu that no matter what level it is, it is considered a dangerous! Thing! Situation! Until Brother Wu understands."

"I'm not a child anymore, how could I not know."

"Brother Wu just doesn't know and doesn't take his own safety to heart. Although it's for the sake of the entire alliance, but...but..." Linya's eyes turned red with sadness. She quickly wiped them and took a breath. , forced to hold back the tears.

"Anyway, Brother Wu, just accept your fate." As she said that, she stuffed a piece of cut apple flesh into my mouth without any explanation, not allowing me to protest.

Chew and chew and chew, finally swallowing it.

"I……"

Another piece was stuffed in.

Hey, hey, you are hegemonic, Linya.

In desperation, I just ate the apple obediently, and after a few pieces, I finally found an opportunity, blinked at Linya aggrievedly, and said greedily.

"Baby Linya, it's not okay if you don't be gentle to the patient."

Linya stopped and looked at me doubtfully.

"Such as [ah~~] or something like that. Of course, this can only be regarded as a qualified level. If you want to be an excellent caregiver, mouth-to-mouth feeding is absolutely indispensable." I talked eloquently.

"How...how can there be such a strange standard! Really, Brother Wu will always think of some strange things in his mind." Linya was immediately ashamed after hearing this, and she hurriedly stuffed a piece of apple into my mouth. Don't let me go on.

Then, she hesitated, glanced at me furtively, and stammered.

"The first type...if it's just a qualified level, it's not impossible. It can only be done to this extent."

After saying that, he pondered for a while, then he brought his plump upper body up, gently pinched a piece of apple with his thin fingers, and looked at me shyly.

"Wu...Brother Wu, ah~~~"

"Ah~~~" I took a bite with satisfaction.

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