Diablo Destruction

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"Gulu gulu~~~~"

The body rolled into a wheel shape made a strange sound and hit one side, knocking over a bookshelf. With a bang, the books on it fell down, and finally the entire bookshelf fell down. The scene was very heroic.

After the storm calmed down, there was only a grave made of books and bookshelves, and a deflated shoe half popped out, just like the scene of a murder.

"Perfect appearance." Like a big star appearing gorgeously in the spotlight, the little ghost snapped his fingers, revealing a shining and moving expression comparable to [kira~~].

"This...ahahaha~~~" Looking around, Linya had lost her words.

"Your sister is perfect!"

The mountain of books flew up with a roar, and the monster suppressed underneath spewed fire, trampling on the fragile earth and roaring.

"Wait, Xiaofan, please listen to me explain before you get angry." The little ghost made a pause gesture.

"First of all, has something like this happened before?"

"That's not true." I still remember the moments when I was tortured by this idiot ghost every time. I recalled it carefully, but I had no impression.

"That is to say, it has never happened before." The little ghost hummed and raised his chin slightly proudly.

"Besides. I don't think I'll ever be able to kick like this again."

"You still want to kick!!!"

"So it's an unprecedented kick, and it means it's the only kick in the world. Xiaofan, don't you feel honored to be kicked? You are the only lucky guy in the world."

"It's... it's actually like this." After thinking for a second, I was shocked.

"I'm actually such a lucky person."

"It's weird that you would be fooled, you idiot!" The next moment. I angrily lifted the spiritual coffee table, and a vicious dog pounced on the idiot ghost on the bed, biting her white and delicate neck.

"Wow~~~!!! Vampire Xiaofan!!!" The little ghost struggled, finally escaping from my clutches, and hid behind Linya, using her as a shield to guard me.

"Hey hey hey, after drinking the saint's blood, I can become the super vampire werewolf Wu Fan Megatron Snoopy Superman." I wiped the corners of my mouth. A lewd smile... no, a sinister smile.

"Xiao Fan's name is terrible."

"Wha...what?" He actually attacked the softest place in my heart. It's unforgivable!

"I'm going to suck you into pieces of paper!" I roared and pounced on you fiercely.

"Go, Linya, Decepticon Dracula and Demon Garuru attack!!" The little ghost pushed Linya over insidiously, trying to stop me.

"Eh... Hey, that name... is me?" Linya said at this time. Like a confused mother faced with two naughty children playing around her.

"Innocent!" I sneered, caught Linya who was throwing herself into my arms, and continued to pounce on the little ghost while holding Linya in my arms unabated.

With a few loud banging sounds, I successfully subdued the little ghost under my body, and also brought a baby Linya with me.

System prompt: Player Wu Fan completed the achievement of [Pushing down two girls at the same time]. Unlock the bronze trophy.

"Young servant Xiaofan, do you also want to bully your superiors and disobey your master?" The little ghost struggled like an angry kitten.

"Huh huh huh, keep struggling, it's useless no matter how hard you struggle." I sneered. A little saint wants to compete with this Druid?

"Ah woo~~~"

"Hey, hey, bite, no matter how hard you bite, it's useless." I sneered aloofly. Even a little saint wants to bite this Druid's thick...

"Oh oh oh oh!!!!" The next moment, screams sounded.

With sparkling tears, I licked my wrist, which had left a row of clear teeth marks. I widened my eyes and glared at the little ghost who was showing an unyielding posture.

"Why do I always have tears in my eyes?" I took a deep look at the little ghost, exuding a poet-like melancholy temperament.

"Because it hurts when I bite you." The little ghost replied without thinking.

"No...although the reason is indeed this, don't you think it's too bland and mismatched?" I shook my head and changed my sentence.

"Shouldn't the best answer be [because I haven't shaved my beard in several days]?"

There was silence.

"Why...why don't you speak?" I panicked.

"It does have the style of Brother Wu." Linya pursed her lips and snickered.

"The ink sprayed out by the Ten Thousand Years Deep Sea Man-Eating Overlord Chapter turned into words on the ground, which are better than Xiaofan's."

"Liar, the Overlord Chapter cannot spray ink." I immediately retorted.

Hey, I always feel like I’m complaining about something wrong.

I thought about it again and again, and became angry. I yelled and pointed my chin, which I hadn't shaved in a few days, at the two girls below me.

Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, the trick that used to deal with Xi Lusi and Aikolu was now used.

"Woo~~Xiaofan is a big hedgehog!!" The little ghost screamed unbearably.

"Why...why do you want me too?" Linya shyly wanted to push me away.

"I can't help it, because it's a range attack." I smiled proudly.

"If that's the case..." Linya muttered, suddenly showing a sly smile.

After a few twists and turns, without using any strength, she was able to get out of my arms and sit on my waist, turning over and becoming the master.

"Well done, little Linya." The little ghost cheered and took the opportunity to escape from my beard rubbing hell.

"Linya, when did you...?!" When she realized it, Linya had already twisted my arm joints into a cross, leaving me unable to use my strength. Unable to move.

When exactly did Linya learn such sharp joint skills?

"Hey, hey, I know a little bit. Grandma taught me a lot."

Raphael, you hurt me! !

"Why would she teach you such a thing?" I turned my head with great effort and looked at Linya sitting on my back and asked.

"Secret~~Secret~~" Linya didn't know why, her pretty face suddenly turned red. Then he stretched out a delicate index finger playfully and waved it in front of my eyes.

"I think it's better for Brother Wu to pay attention to the current situation first."

What's the situation?

I was stunned and subconsciously turned my head to the other side, seeing the little ghost gearing up.

"Wait, baby Linya, if you have something to say, let me go first."

"Sorry, because it's a range attack. There's no way to stop it." Linya hummed slightly and returned what she just said to me.

Immediately, screams resounded throughout Rogge's sky.

After a hearty play, the little ghost curled up lazily and softly in my arms, like a lazy kitten, squinting his eyes. He looked half asleep and half awake, making comfortable whining sounds from his mouth from time to time.

If I weren't afraid of her sharp teeth, I would really like to put my fingers into her mouth to see if she would hold on like a kitten.

"What a lazy cat." I looked around and pinched her cheek lovingly.

"Don't move. You idiot Xiao Fan, I am sleepy." The little ghost yelled, twisting her infinitely beautiful curvy body in her arms, and pressed closer to her.

Linya and I looked at each other, and we smiled in unison.

The little ghost is so energetic, which really makes us happy.

Even if this appearance is faked in front of us, it at least shows that she has not fallen into a depression of herself and cannot extricate herself.

As long as this is fine, as long as I still yearn for the light and don't close myself in the darkness, then no matter how intense the pain and sorrow is, I have confidence that I can use time and my love to heal the little ghosts one by one. .

"Hey, Xiaofan, Xiaolinya." The little ghost who thought she was sleeping suddenly spoke up as if she was talking in her sleep.

She whispered three words to us.

"Let's marry."

Sure enough, she just heard the conversation between Linya and me...

"Me and you?" I teased.

"Come on, I won't condescend to marry a stupid servant." The little ghost snorted, and like a koala, his limbs wrapped around me tighter.

"Oh, why? The servant eloped with the master, and the knight married the princess. Isn't this quite romantic?" I asked reluctantly.

"Xiaofan and romance are two parallel lines."

"..."

As Linya snickered, I stared at her in silence for a while.

This little saint's words are really hurtful.

"So, as agreed, you and Xiao Linya should get married. I'm not willing to ask idiot Xiao Fan to accommodate me."

It’s as if I haven’t accommodated you before!

I widened my eyes and glared at this heartless saint.

"Is it really okay? Such a thing obviously happened..." After thinking about it, I thought it was better not to beat around the bush and say what I wanted, so that the little ghost would feel more comfortable.

"It doesn't matter." The little ghost shook his head and murmured softly.

"As long as I can hold Xiaofan like this, I'm already...satisfied. No matter what happens, I won't flinch or be afraid."

"But, it's really sad. It's not easy to see her again." I hugged the ghost girl in my arms tightly.

"I've said it doesn't matter. Originally, I thought it would be just fine to have Xiaofan from now on. I would be satisfied. Dad's appearance, being able to see him again, and being able to let him truly rest in peace, was an unexpected surprise. Why? Are you sad?"

"The truth is..." I sighed.

But truth is truth. If people's emotions could follow the trajectory of truth, there would be no sadness and despair, and people would no longer be human beings, but machines.

He sat up slightly from his arms and stretched out his arms. The little ghost hugged Linya who was listening silently beside him.

In this way, it becomes three people hugging each other.

"So, compared to this kind of thing, if Xiao Linya's long-awaited wedding fails because of my relationship, I will be even more sad."

"How do I feel?" I was extremely moved in my heart, but I protested dissatisfiedly.

"No matter how you feel about Xiaofan."

"It's really too much. No matter how loyal a servant is, if he is treated unfairly, sooner or later he will riot and overthrow his master."

"It's embarrassing to say that idiot Xiao Fan has never been loyal for a day. He riots every day. He overthrows his master every day." The little ghost muttered angrily.

I:"……"

Linya, who endured it very hard, finally couldn't help laughing, raised her head from her arms, and made a shy gesture towards me.

"Hmph, little Linya's breasts are still comfortable."

As he said this, his head, which was pillowed in my arms, moved towards Linya's pair of plump and huge breasts, and was buried deeply inside.

This little guy. I feel confident even if I have two boats.

Seeing that the little ghost didn't want to leave my arms, but was still attached to Linya's soft breasts like a greedy kitten, I rolled my eyes and gave her a gentle pat on her buttocks.

After a while, the little ghost's breathing became gentle and fell into a deep sleep.

"Hey, Linya."

Caressing the little ghost's long moonlight hair. Holding her curled up body, I turned my head to the other side, went down, kissed Linya's delicate lips gently, and looked at me.

"Let's get married."

"Um……"

girl in arms. He nodded shyly.

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Early the next morning, I was approached by Raphael. In the tent, besides her, there was also a two-winged angel, that... who was there? Sorry, I forgot the name. Who was it? All male angels have the same bird-like appearance and have no other characteristics besides being handsome.

Asshole, I also want such characteristics [nothing other than handsomeness]!

"Your Excellency Sodor, I have called him here. If you have any questions, you can ask him yourself."

Raphael changed from his usual playful character and became dignified, noble, elegant, majestic and steady. His perfect temperament and appearance really blinded me.

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