Diablo Destruction

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"I'm so hungry." I frowned.

When I came back in the afternoon, I was urged by Rafael to change into the groom's clothes, and then he kept waiting in the room until he finally came on stage. After the wedding was completed, these guys drank several glasses of wine and made a fool of themselves. There was no time to eat anything. What.

My stomach is rumbling, especially those few glasses of wine. It feels very uncomfortable to drink on an empty stomach.

"Linya, please stay with Grandma Allen and Aunt Qili. I'll go find some food first." I told Linya to follow closely, lest those lawless bastards find the opportunity and feed them a few cup.

As he said that, he held his stomach and staggered towards the dining table.

Similar to the buffet situation, now. There were also a variety of dishes like an assembly line, which were brought to the table by teams of Rogge soldiers dressed as waiters. Raphael was fully prepared.

I muttered to myself, not being picky about food, and walked over to the nearest table, picked up a clean plate, and ate quickly.

As I was eating, my target fell on a piece of pork steak with wine sauce. After being influenced by Willas's craftsmanship, I could judge the taste of the food in front of me just by smelling the aroma and looking at the color (except for the little fox's).

The endless supply of dishes certainly couldn’t have been made by one person. In this way, there is a distinction between good and bad craftsmanship. In my opinion, this wine sauce steak is definitely the most delicious dish on this table.

so. I rudely ate from the bowl with my mouth full of food and looked at the tongs sticking out of the pot. Plan to take it as your own, create a fait accompli, get on board first and then pay for the ticket, and so on.

However, at the same time, another pair of tongs were also handed over, and they collided head on in front of this dish.

At this time, who else is not full and wants to grab it from me.

I looked over with wide eyes. I was immediately discouraged.

Isn't this my greedy little junior sister?

"Purple Dragon~~~ (Senior Brother)" Beansha, like me, had his mouth full of food and gave a vague greeting.

I'm not that guy who likes to use clothes-breaking moves to increase his combat effectiveness.

Rolling my eyes, I put the steak on Beansa's plate.

"Hunting the Purple Dragon~~" Beansha was very polite, but couldn't he swallow it first before speaking?

Together with Beansa, the two of them cleared away half of the food on the table. I wiped my mouth half full.

"Biansha, where is the old man?"

"Teacher, it's over there."

Biansha put down the empty plate and took out a jar of honey to lick it. I really had to admire her good appetite.

Follow her instructions. I saw a certain dark figure, burying his head at a dining table in the distance, eating and drinking regardless of the image, not even using the buffet plates and tongs placed next to him, just looking at something, and directly He put the plate and the plate into his arms and grabbed them with his hands.

Although the people here are not elegant people, they will at least take into account the atmosphere of the wedding banquet. Besides, there is enough food, and plates and tongs are readily available, so even the most rude barbarians will be patient and eat slowly. Drink slowly, this one is different.

I could see him so easily in the crowd, all because of his ugly eating appearance, which made everyone stay away from this guy involuntarily, not wanting others to think that they had anything to do with him.

This...this old man! !

I gritted my teeth with anger, but I couldn't control him. Like everyone else, I didn't want others to know. Oh, it turns out that this unscrupulous old man was actually the groom's teacher. As expected, every teacher must have his own teacher. Disciple?

"Brother Wu, are you full?"

At this time, a voice came from behind, and when I looked back, I saw that it was Raphael who had already finished performing on the stage, walking towards here with Linya, Sa Qili and Grandma Allen.

"You're here just in time, Linya, let me introduce you..." Seeing this as an opportunity, I planned to let Linya see my stupid, cute and greedy little junior sister.

But when I looked back, I saw that Biansha, who was licking honey in front of me just now, had disappeared without a trace.

This guy is too naive.

I shook my head regretfully.

"What's wrong?" Linya asked curiously.

"It's nothing. I wanted to introduce you to someone. I have a junior sister here." I said directly.

"Little junior sister?" Linya was confused.

"Well, isn't Mr. Gallen one of Xiao Wu's teachers? He is his new student." Raphael must have known about Beansa's existence, but it seemed that he had only heard of his name but not seen him in person.

"So that's it, so Lord Gallen is here too?" Linya nodded suddenly.

"Look." I rolled my eyes and pursed my lips in the direction just now.

At this time, the Hairy Leg Immortal had already swept away the food on the table and walked to another table.

And I vaguely felt that Beansa seemed to have appeared in another place, continuing her journey to Beiye.

This pair of teachers and students... In a way, they really cherish each other. No wonder they can meet and get together in a place like the third world.

"Ignore him, just pretend you don't know him." I took Linya's little hand and walked to the table next to him.

Linya, like me, had not eaten anything all afternoon, so she must be hungry. I used the plate just now to pick up some of her favorite food and handed it to her.

"Since Mr. Gallen is here, I'll go say hello."

Grandma Allen didn't care about this at all. She walked towards the hairy-legged fairy who was isolated and watching with a smile, and went to reminisce about the past.

"Brother, how do you feel?" Sa Qili stepped forward with a smile and hugged my shoulders.

"Just look at my clothes." I sighed and patted the clothes that were already covered with footprints.

Fortunately. Although the clothes were dirty, everyone handled them appropriately and they were not torn. Otherwise, I would have turned into a beggar wearing a strip of cloth now.

"That's great."

Even though I had become like this, Sa Qili sighed with envy, "It's so good." Could it be that she has a M physique?

"Seeing the lively scene now, even I want to get married."

"Then let's get married. There are many good men in the camp, like Uncle Simba, Uncle Daga. If you want to be unhappy all your life, Uncle Tulakov is fine. If you want to have a [big] family. Uncle Shashik is fine too,” I said with a smile.

"Newcomer, I heard you, you bastard, I can't spare you!" I didn't expect that Tulakov was not far away, and when he heard my words with his sharp ears, he couldn't help but jump three feet high and waved to me. fist.

"Beautiful lady. If you don't mind, I will be very happy to warm your bed for the rest of my life." Shahik was not far away. After hearing this, he politely held a red rose in his mouth and walked towards Sa Qili with a smile. A gift.

A bed that will last a lifetime. **It's really** direct. Uncle Shashik is indeed an excellent gentleman (pervert).

"Well, although Simba and Daga are good, they don't feel like anything." Sa Qili sighed and directly ignored Tulakov and Shashik. They were really two pathetic people.

But then, a cunning look flashed in her bright eyes, which made me alert.

"In the entire camp, only my younger brother can take notice of her. What should I do? How about I hide Linya, take off her bridal clothes, put them on, and marry her to my younger brother."

As a result, Linya, who was stuttering on the side, squirted out in one mouthful.

"Sa Qili, how dare you bully my precious granddaughter." Raphael shouted like a fighting general, "How dare you bully my granddaughter?" Raphael jumped out.

But then, her expression changed: "But this time I will turn a blind eye. Quick, quick, tie up Xiao Linya, and let you marry Xiao Wu instead."

Not only Linya, but also Sa Qili rolled her eyes.

"It's useless, Master Raphael. Linya has been mine for a long time. If we don't get married today, there will be tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. You can't stop it for the rest of your life."

I pushed up the bridge of my nose, and with the spirit of the Duke of Beasts, I calmly presented the facts to Raphael, reasoned with each other, and announced Linya’s ownership.

"Huh, Xiao Xiao Wu, if you want to be proud, you should take advantage of now."

Unexpectedly, Raphael was not angry, but sneered a few times and looked at me conspiratorially.

what happened?

I glanced at Linya. Didn't she rule out Raphael's insidious arrangements?

Linya tilted her head in confusion, nodded, and shook again. Obviously, she couldn't confirm it.

"Hmph, indeed, little Linya is indeed my precious granddaughter. Almost all of my perfect arrangements for this wedding banquet were seen through by her. I have no choice but to settle for the next best thing."

Saying this in a cold voice, Raphael suddenly waved his hand and fired a flare into the sky.

"Oh oh oh, the show is about to begin."

Everyone, who had long been familiar with Raphael's noisy personality, cheered.

As the signal bomb exploded, dozens of soldiers sprang out from all directions like ghosts, and each came to a dining table. Suddenly, they lifted the table in unison.

No, to be precise, the tablecloth was connected to a cover and suddenly opened.

These tables actually have mezzanines?

Not only me, but Linya was also surprised. Even if she was as careful as she was, she would never have thought that Raphael would tamper with a small number of dining tables. There were thousands of dining tables at the banquet. No matter how careful Linya was, It's impossible to check and confirm each one one by one. This is where Raphael's cunning lies.

After the cover of these tables was lifted, a rough blue countertop was revealed, with pieces of tofu-sized things placed on it.

This table seems a bit familiar... no, it's very familiar.

I thought of something and reacted suddenly. Before I could express my surprise, colorful flowers suddenly scattered like rain on the stage, and then a red banner appeared out of thin air, stretched to both sides, and hung in the air.

There are three big characters written brightly on the banner.

Sparrow gods fight for hegemony!

It's your sister's battle for supremacy again! ! !

I glared at Raphael and said, "Sir Raphael, it seems inappropriate to play this kind of game at such a solemn wedding banquet."

"There's no way. Linya kept a close eye on me and all the better plans were rejected." Raphael blinked at me innocently.

"Oh Huo, did you have a [better] plan?"

I felt horrified for a while. The sudden appearance of the Sparrow God's Hegemony was beyond my expectation and made me quite unhappy. I didn't expect it. If Linya hadn't stopped him, Raphael would have had a better plan. Should I feel lucky?

"Anyway, when things have reached this point, it's too late to cancel, right." Raphael happily waved to everyone.

"Don't sound like an outsider, you are the one who brought things to this point, it's you!!!" I roared loudly.

"Don't be excited, don't be excited, newcomer. When things get to this point, we can only let nature take its course." Tulakov came over and patted me on the shoulder.

"You want to join in the fun too?!" I widened my eyes.

"Of course." Tulakov grinned and clenched his fists solemnly.

"I'm... known as the gambling saint of the camp!"

"Is there mahjong in the casino now?" I asked curiously.

"Hahaha, I can tell at a glance that you don't go to casinos very often, my newbie. Mahjong spread quickly after the last god's birthday. It is a popular entertainment activity that is loved by everyone. It is said that it was invented by an elder of an alliance. That guy He is really a genius and must be a master, I will compete with him if I have the chance."

I looked at Raphael blankly. He got a V-sign victory sign from her.

Then she leapt onto the stage and picked up the magic megaphone.

"Be quiet. You must have seen the scene in front of you. Everyone already knows what is going on. There is no need for me to explain. Now, I will announce the rules of the game..." Raphael moistened his voice and explained the rules of the game simply. After saying it once, he continued.

"Very well, I have two more pieces of news to announce. The first is about the inventor of Mahjong, which is loved by everyone. You must be very curious about him. In fact, the inventor is right next to you, yes. , is our new guy!!!”

There was an uproar immediately, and the gamblers looked at me, and their eyes had become completely different... glowing green.

"Really...is it really you?" Tulakov was startled. The big hand that had been on my shoulder suddenly retracted as if it had touched a hedgehog, his eyes were filled with awe.

But then, this awe turned into the same fighting spirit as other gamblers.

That's right, a raging fighting spirit.

I know their performance very well. What can be more fulfilling than defeating the inventor? If anyone can beat me, as long as mahjong is still popular, he can be proud for the rest of his life.

Although...my final boss's combat power is actually only 5.

"In addition, the second news is that regarding the winner's reward, the final winner can choose one between the groom and the bride and dance with him or her."

When they heard about this prize, everyone was excited again.

Not only can you have fun, but you can also dance with the bride. How can you miss such a double benefit?

There is no doubt that I don't think anyone will choose me after winning. Everyone is going for Linya, the most beautiful bride tonight.

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