Diablo Destruction

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"Hahahaha, the weather is so good today, the sun is shining, it's a great day, it's just a great day. Hello~~~ Father-in-law Sun, how are you~~~ You are also here to celebrate that my little Heitan is safe and sound, right? Yeah, hahahaha~~~~"

Seeing the fool standing at the door with his hands on his hips and waving vigorously towards the sky to say hello, everyone fell silent again.

"Is this idiot...does he always act stupid like this?" Lucia was stunned for a moment, then pouted her mouth angrily.

What makes me angry is not because of his stupid behavior, but because of myself and him... I have been with him for so long, and I still don’t know that he has such a stupid side. I am a little unwilling and a little jealous.

"Well..." Vilas tilted her head in confusion, nodded her lips, and made a cute thinking gesture.

"It's not often that adults are like this. It's rare for adults to be this happy. I remember the last time... the last time was when I went to the elves to resurrect Lilith, and it turned out like this."

Thinking of the last incident, Vilas couldn't help but laugh bitterly.

The biggest victim of that incident, Beiya, also recalled that humiliating experience, gritting her teeth and blushing.

"Beya, what's wrong?" Dia was keenly aware of Beiya's changes. Asked curiously, she was still in the Horadric tribe at that time. Naturally, I don’t know what happened between the two of them.

"No, nothing happened. I have nothing to do with idiot Wu Cai, so he won't take off his underwear!" Beiya hurriedly denied it. After all, it was something unspeakable.

It's a pity that because she is an idiot princess, she panicked and exposed the matter by herself.

"Wha...what?"

"That bad guy...that bad guy actually did such a thing?"

For a moment. His Highness Tianhu and Little Princess Horadric turned their faces dark and looked murderously at the guy outside the door who was still shouting stupidly.

"Sure enough, he is a scum of the world and a maggot of society. It is recommended that he be humanely destroyed immediately." Princess Diamond shared the same hatred.

"No, I think it's better to give Fanfan a chance to explain." Dia said very rationally, but this rationality could not hide the black aura in her bright smile.

"That's exactly the reason. But before explaining, it's better to bury this fool and expose his head to prevent him from escaping." Lucia made a more pertinent suggestion.

"good idea."

"Seconded."

"No... that's not the case, that's not the case, I didn't. Your Highness... Your Highness... I just... I didn't get fooled by that kind of idiot... Wow wow wow~~~~~~~~~"

Realizing that she had revealed the truth by leaking her words, Beja rolled her eyes in circles, and finally collapsed and went crazy, holding her head and running away in tears.

"Are you leaving? Take your time and come back often when you have time~~~" A guy who was full of stupidity. Watching Beiya's figure running away in tears, she waved her hand away like this.

"It's about the honor of our elven clan. Let me explain."

At this time, Jeluka... no, the pornographic maid... that's not right, it was the witness girl C. She slowly sat down on a chair placed in a shadowed corner, turned her back to everyone, made a voice, and spoke situation that day.

"I see..." After listening, Tia's eyebrows kept beating, looking hesitant.

"Although Beja also has something wrong. She didn't see the situation clearly and provoked such a stupid fool. It was really foolhardy."

"But sure enough, this stupid villain who doesn't understand girls' hearts is even more outrageous and unforgivable." Lucia made the final decision.

The angry girls were about to take action, but were dissuaded by Vilas. In view of Vilas's character and reputation, the girls could not force a breakthrough.

"Vilas, are you going to help others do evil and defend that idiot?" Lucia raised her fluffy fox ears in disbelief.

"No, no." The cute and docile little dog shook his head quickly.

"It was indeed wrong for you to bully Beiya like that. I have no reason to stop you, but..."

"Just what?"

"It's just that adults are very dangerous now. It's best not to approach him easily." Vilas smiled bitterly and glanced outside the door. A shy blush slowly appeared on her delicate and lovely face.

"Yes, yes, dad is very dangerous now." Sirus, who emerged from behind Vilas at some point, nodded desperately.

"If you get close, something very interesting will happen." Another identical twin princess came out in the opposite direction of Sirus and nodded in agreement.

"Interesting... things?" The girls were confused.

"For example..."

Covering their small mouths and showing a mischievous smile, the twin princesses suddenly pushed Vilas from behind with all their strength and pushed her out the door.

"Eh...Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" The innocent victim screamed in surprise. Unprepared, he staggered a few steps forward and came to the door. His head happened to be lightly pressed against the door. behind someone's back.

"Hey, isn't this Willas?" He turned around and showed a hearty smile that made people get goosebumps all over his body. Then, Willas, who let out a cute exclamation, was hugged by a pair of strong hands. .

"Are you also here to celebrate with me? Then let's celebrate together, long live, long live!" He grabbed Vilas's little hand and raised it high a few times. Then, the cute little dog was kissed dozens of times by the wolf, and the two His eyes rolled around and he fainted out of embarrassment.

"Look, it will become like this." The princesses pursed their lips and snickered as they watched Willas's mother slowly slide to the ground, with a trace of envy hidden in her beautiful dark eyes.

Too bad everyone is watching. If there is no one...it's rare for dad to take the initiative to kiss...Syluth (Ecolu) really wants it.

"Woo!" Seeing Vilas' fate, Tia and Lucia moved forward suddenly. He suddenly stopped, you looked at me, I looked at you, my pretty face turned red.

"Well... let's forget it. The bad guy is indeed a bit dangerous, so we have to discuss countermeasures." Lucia shyly waggled her beautiful fox tail and found a reason for herself.

"Um...yes, yes. That's right." Tia agreed hurriedly. The two of them sat back down, held up the hot tea, and sipped it in small sips. They didn't know whether the tea was hotter or the face was hotter.

With their abilities, it's not like they can't adapt to changes. Escape from someone's bear hug, but...

But if you were hugged and kissed like that, could you really muster the strength to escape?

Because I have no self-confidence, I am afraid of being kissed by a wolf in front of everyone. So Lucia and Tia both backed down, but their thoughts were the same as those of the two princesses.

If no one else is watching... I won't be afraid of this idiot.

For a moment, the atmosphere became a little subtle. The huge living room was quiet, except for the subtle sound of sipping tea.

at this time. A particularly energetic shout sounded from outside.

"Hey. Brother Wu, I'm here to see you... By the way, is there any breakfast? Lina was busy going out early in the morning and didn't make breakfast for me." One of the gangsters, Gao Te, paid his respects.

"Hey, isn't this a Gorilla? Welcome." Someone's enthusiastic voice also sounded, and it sounded like the two voices had the same stupidity.

"Didn't I tell you that I'm not a gorilla? Call me Gott Knight bastard!" Gott yelled unhappily, although his protest was never taken seriously.

"It turns out your real name is Knight Gaut, Knight Gaut, hello, this is the first time we meet, please call my daughter Wu Fan."

"Eh... Hey, hello, first time we meet... By the way, brother Wu, are you a little strange now?"

That's right, that idiot is just stupid and actually claimed that his daughter is controlling, even though this is true.

The girls listening in the room nodded and thought in agreement.

"You actually... actually called me Galt Knight. I'm so touched! Bastard, ahhh, I can't help but cry!" A certain orangutan director shouted to the sky with tears streaming down his face.

Is this what is strange? ! ! !

No way, I almost forgot that the gorilla was also an idiot. The girls covered their foreheads and gave up helplessly.

"Oh oh oh, Brother Wu called my name right for the first time. I can't help it. I'm so touched, bastard. I can only vent my joy by going to the river."

"Boom." The girls' foreheads hit the tea table.

"By the river?"

"Yes, how about it, brother Wu, do you want to do something big with me?" A certain orangutan director looked back cheerfully and gave a thumbs up.

"Oh, I have to go!"

"Great, without further ado, let's set off now."

"No need for breakfast?"

"Asshole, in the face of big things, a little breakfast is nothing. There is a saying that those who do small things don't care about big things. It means that even if you just do a trivial thing, you don't have to worry about betraying a lot of yourself. Morality, do you understand?!"

"Oh——! Taught!"

"Set off!"

"Set off!"

It’s strange that I can let you go! The girls in the room overturned the spiritual coffee table at the same time.

"Xilusi, Aikelu, is there any way to make your idiot father recover from his stupidity immediately?" Lucia asked quickly, covering her painful forehead.

"If there's a way..." Nodding her chins and thinking for a while, the two princesses nodded in unison.

"Dad is so happy because Lilith has recovered. Therefore, if Lilith can wake up now, even if she cannot recover immediately, she can still attract dad's attention."

"However, Lilith is still very weak now. It would be too pitiful to wake her up rashly."

"Other than that?"

"Otherwise...perhaps, only Sister Alice can wake dad up."

"Then... that luminous thing?" Lucia, a natural enemy, immediately let out a cry, revealing two small tiger teeth, and the hair on her ears and tail stood straight up, making her look like she was facing a formidable enemy.

"Yes, only sister Alice can."

"Uh-huh~~ That guy, I don't want to ask her to help." He was envious. Reluctantly again, Lucia crossed her arms. He snorted heavily.

"Please, only Lucia can let Alice come out. If it's any later, Fanfan's moral integrity will be gone." Tia begged with clasped hands.

"But... damn it, ah ah ah, I know, it's just this time!" Under the gaze of many pleading eyes, Lucia gradually couldn't resist. Reluctantly agreed.

Thousands of meters away from home, two idiots were rushing to the river to do a [big thing].

"Wait you two bastards!"

A cute roar came from behind, and before they could turn around, the two of them received a fatal blow to the back of their heads, and both fell to the ground.

Lucia had a double play.

"Hey, luminous body. Come out quickly. Your servant is stupid and wants to sell his integrity. Doesn't it matter?" When the other party didn't react, Lucia grabbed the necklace around her neck and shook it desperately.

Sure enough, it was just as Tia and the others had guessed. It seemed that she only reacted to the voice of her natural enemy Lucia, and a certain little saint came out of the necklace in a daze.

"It's you, you naughty fox, do you want to fight? Come on. Come on, let me teach you a lesson." He rubbed his sleepy eyes. As soon as he saw the naughty fox standing in front of him, the little ghost immediately woke up and swung his jab at the opponent in the air, making a threatening sound.

"We'll talk about the fight later. I'm here to accompany you at any time, but does it really matter if you don't care about your servant?" Lucia pointed to the other party's feet.

"Servant? My Xiaofan?" He tilted his head in confusion. The little ghost looked at his feet and found someone stepping on them. He couldn't help but stamp his feet. Well, it feels good. He is indeed his servant. People, even carpets are so qualified.

"Xiao Fan, Xiao Fan, wake up, that naughty fox bullied me again. As a knight and servant of this saint, shouldn't I do something?" The little ghost shook his servant, regardless of Sanqi. The villain from Twenty-One complained first.

"Uh-huh...is it a little ghost?" He opened his eyes and glanced at the glowing girl in front of him, and then the murderous smile appeared on his face again.

"Hey, little ghost, you are here to help me celebrate after a rare awakening? I'm so touched!" He said, hugging the little saint in front of him, his lips falling like raindrops.

"Ah woo!" Faced with such a wolf kiss offensive, the little ghost showed no expression, slightly opened his lips, and after being immune to all the opponent's attacks, he gave the opponent a fatal blow.

"Aww (I bite)!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." The familiar pain flowed through the whole body, and someone trembled a few times as if being electrocuted, and slowly fell to his knees.

"Are you awake?" Squatting on the ground, the little ghost kept poking the other person with his fingers.

Slowly raising her head, the face that appeared in front of her was still the same silly one, with a thumbs up and a trembling, refreshing smile. Praise to the little ghost.

"This kind of pleasure that goes straight to my head is so good. Please give me another shot."

Alice: "..."

Lucia: "..."

"It seems that this time it is more serious and ordinary methods will not work."

"I think so. Let's just bury this bad guy."

"This is the first time I agree with your suggestion, but let me give it another try." With a look of interest, the little ghost searched around his body and took out an empty jar.

"Did you see it? Servant Xiaofan."

"Sir, I saw it. It's an empty jar."

"Want to play a game?"

"Yes, sir, no problem."

"Tell me about the rules of the game. After I kick the can away, you run immediately and hide far away. When I find the can, I put it back and look for you. If I find you, you lose."

"Understood, sir, isn't this the game I taught you before?"

"Well, as long as you understand, let's get started." The little ghost nodded with a malicious smile.

"One, two, three, I kick!"

After saying this, she kicked the empty can hundreds of meters into the air.

Then, someone who knew the rules very well squeaked and fled away at the speed of a flying man, constantly looking for a hiding place.

"Is it really okay to kick it that far?" The rule was too simple. Lucia next to her understood it immediately and expressed her confusion that the little ghost followed the rules and kicked the can away with force.

This luminous person does not seem to be such an upright person.

"No problem." The little ghost crossed his arms and nodded confidently.

"Aren't you going to find the jar?" After waiting for a few seconds, Lucia was confused again when she saw that the little ghost was still standing there.

"Need not."

"ha?"

"Well, this distance is probably about right." After waiting for another ten seconds and the other party running nearly a thousand meters away, the little ghost said with confirmation.

Slowly floating in the air, she took a deep breath, arched her beautiful figure, and looked like she was launching with all her strength.

Ghost cannonballs! ! !

Someone was running and looking around, looking for the best hiding spot, when he suddenly heard a familiar whistling sound coming from behind.

He didn't even turn around to confirm. Two lines of hot tears just burst out of his eyes involuntarily. Under the flying figure, they turned into bright starlight and sprinkled to both sides.

This gesture has a common name, running with tears.

Then, the body that was flying instinctively turned over, using its soft belly to face the ghost cannonballs coming straight from behind.

“Puff————!!!”

Like a flying bear that had been hit by a high-speed train, its body bent like a shrimp and flew out. It flew hundreds of meters in mid-air before losing momentum and sliding to the ground. It seemed to float on the ground continuously. It wiped more than ten times and flew hundreds of meters before rolling to a stop.

Name: Wu Fan.

Age: 34 (approximately)

Occupation: Druid

Cause of death: Died due to complacency

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Well, thank you all for your monthly ticket support, but it is still not safe. Please forgive the greedy Xiaoqi, and continue to squeeze some monthly tickets for Xiaoqi, hehehe~~ (I knocked my forehead and pretended to be stupid and cute and was dragged away...)