Diablo Destruction

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Rogge camp, the station area of ​​the Horadric tribe, Diya's residence, a simple and simple yet girly room, the curtains are tightly closed in broad daylight, and the dim air is filled with a pink allure. The human breath and the charming and delicate panting voice kept coming.

Although I think so, the so-called ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.

It was definitely Tia's room, but the curtains were wide open, and bright light shone in, making the inside bright and grand. There were also sounds, but they were not nosebleed gasps, but the clear laughter of girls.

I:"……"

Tia: "..."

With a helpless and guilty attitude as if we were about to do something good but was almost knocked over by someone, Tia and I sat side by side on the chairs, glanced at each other, looked at the front, and both sighed inaudibly. One breath.

Opposite us, Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Elf Tribe, that Beja girl, was lying facelessly on Dia's bed, holding a book that seemed to be very interesting, reading it, and bursting into laughter from time to time. The raised slender legs were kicking and swinging in the air, looking very happy.

She should not regard herself as the master of the room. This rude little girl is still a princess.

The other princess, the ancient Princess Horadric, was still possessed by the microwave oven and was placed beside the bedside by Beya. She seemed to be reading the book with Beya through some unknown means, but this guy was... He is more reserved, even if he smiles. Her smile was also very elegant and subtle, unlike Beiya's. She didn't dance like a princess, she was clearly just a little girl.

By the way, now is not the time to introduce the situation.

I glanced at the disappointed Tia and cast a comforting look at her. Anyway, there are still days to come, so don’t rush for a while.

Tia seemed resigned to her fate. After sighing and giving a pitiful expression, his eyes fell on the bed.

"Beya, didn't you say you wanted to go out with Nana?"

"Ah, that's what happened." Beya smiled while reading. He responded casually without even turning his head.

"But you see, the sun is so fierce today. It's easy to get tanned by running outside, and it's not fun, so I came back."

I glanced out the window. Is the sun very hot today? Not quite, but after all, it's late autumn now, how hot can it be?

"Come back...do you mean come back to me?" Dia laughed troubledly, this elf princess. Do you think you really regard this place as your home? Although Tia doesn't mind, at critical moments...for example, today, she really cares.

"Of course, there's no one to play with me. Besides, do you want to keep Nana at my place for the night?" Beya finally looked away from the book, turned around, glanced at Tia, and asked indifferently. road.

Do not know why. I always feel Beja's gaze. Not as innocent as usual, silly and cute. It's a bit unpredictable and scheming.

When did this elf princess become a thief? This is unscientific. In this way, wouldn't it mean that only Gott and I were idiots in Rogge's camp, and we couldn't even combine the idiot Three Musketeers?

Desperate! I feel hopeless in a world where the supporting character's IQ can fluctuate up and down and change freely, but the protagonist can always be a stupid mortal! ! !

"Although that's what I said..." Tia opened her mouth, but had nothing to say.

I was really too careless at the time, and I didn't expect that things would go so smoothly, so I didn't make too detailed a plan at the beginning. I just found some excuses to get rid of Nana and Beya, which led to the current result. It's strange. No one else.

"Besides, Tia, you suddenly separated me and Nana. It's very suspicious." After a pause, Beya, who had been exuding a harmless aura, suddenly lit up his sword.

"In other words, it's catching someone raping..."

The upright, or in other words, ancient Princess Horadric, who didn't know how to read people's words, named the subject straightforwardly, but Beja covered her with a quilt in a panic, interrupting her words.

"Just now...what was Nana talking about?" Tia was still immersed in regret and did not hear clearly what was being said.

"Ahem, cough, cough, I'm talking about [drawing lots]." Beiya coughed a few times, rolled her clear and bright eyes, and blurted out.

"Draw lots?"

"Yes, it's a lottery. Because the weather is too hot, so I came back and prepared to play the lottery game with Tia."

I turned my back and burst into laughter. This stupid princess, I really don’t know whether to say whether her brain works fast or slow.

"A lottery game?" Tia still didn't understand, obviously she had never heard of it before.

"Yes, yes, that is a new game just invented by His Highness. In short, we draw lots. One of the lots is the king, and the other lots are the number 123. The person who draws the king can order a certain number to go. What to do, or let a certain number do something to a certain number, of course, the king doesn’t know who the person numbered by this number is, how about that, it’s very interesting.”

Isn't this the game of kings? I told you last time when I was in the elves, you were stealing, you were stealing my creativity, right? !

I was angry. I didn’t expect that this druid had copied countless people. He could be called a little copycat prince. In the end, when he wanted to wash his hands in a golden basin, he was copied by others.

"It sounds very interesting." Tia had already resigned herself to her fate, knowing that there would be no chance of being alone with Fanfan today. Her cheerful, optimistic and energetic personality was immediately revealed, and her attention turned to the King's Game.

"Right? Why don't you give it a try?" Beya put down the book and also jumped for joy.

"It doesn't matter to me..." The ancient Princess Horadric said nonchalantly that she could play with you little girls.

"Rejected." I refused immediately.

"Why? Fanfan wants to play together too." Although being alone is not possible, Tia still wants to stay with her sweetheart for a while longer.

"Idiot Wu always doesn't get along with others. Sooner or later he will be abandoned by the sheep and eaten by the hungry wolves passing by."

Little girl Beya raised her eyebrows, as if I had done something outrageous. Speaking of which, where did she learn this stupid metaphor? Her IQ is really worrying. After her intelligence doubled for a short time, did this idiot princess fall back to normal level?

"Listen to me. You plagiarism idiot..."

"Who is who? Who is the plagiarism idiot? It's you. It's obviously idiot Wu who likes to plagiarize others the most!"

When Beiya heard this, her face immediately turned red with embarrassment. Haha, you must be panicking. You actually dare to copycat in front of me, the founder and copycat king. You are asking for death, girl.

"In short, this game needs more people to play it to be interesting. I just want to say this."

"Yes...really? It seems quite reasonable. It's rare that idiot Wu also said something reasonable. Okay, I'll go find someone right now."

Under the words of me, the founder [authority]. The stupid girl Beya couldn't find any excuse to refute, so she just wanted to get out of bed and go out to find someone to play with.

"Forget it, wait until I come back and play again." I quickly stopped, then looked back at Tia and whispered.

"Remember, this king's game can easily make people lose their moral integrity. Never play it with men."

"Well, I understand, Fanfan. I only play with Fanfan." Tia nodded and looked at me with a slightly red face.

What a good child. If Beja and the ancient Horadric princess were not present, I would have to reward her with another deep kiss.

"Ah, you two are flirting again in the blink of an eye. You are so shameless!"

As soon as Beiya turned her head, she saw Diya and I biting our ears. She couldn't bear it and ran over angrily. Sit down between Tia and me. Staring at us left and right.

"Fanfan, you just said you would play again after you come back. What do you mean? Are you leaving the camp again?" Tia sat up straight as if nothing had happened, then changed the subject and asked.

"Ahem, yes, I have to leave for a while."

"Why, God's Birthday is about to start tomorrow, don't you want to play together?" Beiya looked at me in shock, as if I didn't participate in God's Birthday with her, and how terrible it would be to play together on God's Birthday. things.

"I'll be back before God's birthday. Tell me why I have to play with you, a little girl."

"If you don't want to play, you won't play. Huh, His Highness doesn't care about you." When Beiya heard that I would rush back, her shocked look softened slightly, and then she said angrily.

"Where is Fanfan going at such a short time? Did Grandma Akara give me a new mission?" Tia intercepted me halfway when I was returning from Akara's tent, so it was easy to guess that I had gone there before. to Akara.

"A new mission? You can put it this way, but it's not very appropriate. I proposed it on my own initiative."

"Eh?!" "Eh?!" "Eh?!"

"Hey, hey, why are you so surprised? Is it surprising that I offered to do something? In your eyes, do I just like to be a lazy person?"

Facing three consecutive surprised sighs from the opposite side, I protested one after another.

"Correction, it's not laziness, it's hopelessness."

"Be careful your body turns into an octopus, you bastard!" Facing the poisonous tongue of the ancient Princess Horadric, I cursed angrily.

"You don't call this a curse, do you call it a threat? Do you really get so much fun and satisfaction from playing with the fragile body and mind of a girl wantonly?"

"Don't make it sound like I'm a pervert, I just want to play with your body and mind!!!"

"That's a perversion."

"Don't be angry, both of you. What kind of mission is it? It's really curious that Fanfan would take the initiative to ask for help." Seeing the tense atmosphere between the two of us, Linya quickly smoothed things over.

"Hmph, I won't care about such a puppet princess." I hummed softly, crossed my legs, and explained proudly.

"I have discussed it with Grandma Akara and plan to use these two months to raise the level before the birthday of the god. How about raising it from level 58 to level 60 in one go? , it’s pretty good.”

"Eh?!" "Eh?!"

This time, there were two surprised exclamations.

I don’t know how serious it is, I must be shocked, huh, to be honest, I admire myself very much.

"Fanfan...are you only at level 58 now?" Dia asked after being stunned for a long time.

"Why, didn't I tell you?"

"No." Princess Horadric shook her head quickly.

"I...I thought Fanfan was already at level 60 or 70."

"Hahaha, how is that possible, for a person like me?" I laughed, and only after I finished laughing did I realize something was wrong. What does "people like me" mean? What's wrong with people like me? Is it no longer possible? Do you even have to deny yourself?

"Puff puff... Oh my god, idiot Wu is only level 58. It's so funny and pitiful. He deserves to be the biggest idiot in the world." After Beiya was stunned, she was rolling on the floor laughing.

"Is it rude to be at level fifty-eight?!"

"It's not that rude. It's very rude." She smiled and wiped her tears. She stood up, raised her head and chest in front of me, blocked her flat chest from my sight, and pointed at me proudly. .

"Just wait and see, His Highness will soon be able to surpass the idiot Wu."

"You'd better surpass Tia first." I curled my lips disdainfully. He looked away from the opponent's pitiful chest and added a fatal blow.

"I'm talking about breasts."

"You... you you you... you pervert! What a pervert!!" Suddenly, Her Highness the Elf Princess, an idiot with small breasts, pointed at me and stared at me with tears in her eyes.

"What's wrong with having small breasts? There are so many big breasts like Tia's, but this is the scarce resource!"

"Oh, really? Then ask another person present." I was noncommittal and turned my head to look at the ancient Horadric Princess.

"Speaking of... cubes... ahem. Well... Nana, what size were you when you were alive?"

If it were a normal girl, I would never ask so straightforwardly, but this guy, because he has stayed in the ancient tomb for tens of thousands of years, he has forgotten many normal things, such as not being able to read words and emotions. Occasionally, he will say that he has no moral integrity. If the maid with pornographic jokes is willing to be inferior.

"Pervert monkey." Princess Diamond glared at me coldly.

I:"……"

crucial moment. This guy has a lot of shame. Could it be that he was just pretending before? terrible. Today's princesses are so terrible, all of them are acting emperors.

"No need to ask, Nana is of course the same as me, we are partners, right." I was about to end this boring topic, but Beiya was unwilling, insisting on forming a clique to keep her small breasts free. No longer alone.

The ancient Princess Horadric fell silent, and she must have been in a difficult situation.

Nodding, the girl's heart won't allow it, shaking her head, Beiya is too pitiful.

"Probably... I can't remember clearly what happened tens of thousands of years ago." After a while, she answered ambiguously.

"I knew it was like this, long live, long live, Nana, we will be best partners from now on." Beya looked very happy.

Nana, you can't lie like this. You'd better pray that you don't get your puppet body back. Otherwise, Beya will be greatly shocked when she finds out she was betrayed and will no longer believe in the so-called friendship. .

I looked at the two of them with pity, patted my butt and stood up.

"Okay, you guys can play, I'll take my leave now."

"When does idiot Wu plan to leave?" Beiya suddenly asked.

"Well, it will probably be in the next few days. Anyway, it is only two months. Why, could it be that our Highness the Elf Princess is still planning to see me off?"

"Bah, bah, bah, it's beautiful to think of it. Your Highness wants to ask you clearly and stay far away on the day you set off, so as not to accidentally get bad luck."

"Aha, if you put it like that, on the morning of departure, I wanted to show my gentle and gentlemanly side and wake you up, right?"

"you dare!!!"

Under the glare of little girl Beja, I left with a smile.

"I'm going to see Fanfan off." Tia glanced at her friends and hurriedly chased after them.

"Why, don't you follow along?"

"Humph, Nana, you don't know something now." The idiot princess suddenly revealed a deep and wise look.

"I have successfully exposed Tia's adultery this time. I have to give her a taste of the sweetness. It doesn't matter if I give her a gift. Anyway, I can't do anything. If I stalk her and chase her, I will only do it. If there is too much, then the opposite will happen. Maybe in the future, these two people will make elaborate plans for an affair, and it will be even more difficult to deal with it."

"makes sense."

"How about it, huh, I'm pretty good."

"Yes, yes, but it would be better if this intelligence could be used elsewhere."

"What are Nana talking about? I'm also very smart in other places." The little girl said unconvinced.

"Yes, yes..." The ancient princess looked quite helpless.

"Just wait and see, Tia is my best friend and most powerful opponent. As a friend, I will never allow her to become a shameless girl. As an opponent, I will never allow her to leave me behind, so There is every reason to continue catching rapes!”

"I don't intend to stop you, but...is this really okay?"

"Why not?" Beja tilted her head stupidly and asked.

"Forget it, you will understand one day."

"Really, Nana, don't always say such profound and difficult words, like Grandma Yalandlan."

"I try my best……"

Yes, one day, this innocent, simple, and a little silly elf princess will understand.

What she really wants to do, what she wants to get, is not to stop her friends or snipe her opponents. This kind of behavior is just...unconscious jealousy.

Well, well, the road between the monkey and the princess is probably going to be a long, long way...

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