Diablo Destruction

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That's right, it is the "freshest" seafood bread in the mainland, and it is indeed the freshest. There is no doubt that the crab sandwiched in the bread can still move with its four legs and two pincers exposed.

Thinking of a certain period of black history, I couldn't help but tremble. Is this retribution? Is this retribution sent down by God to punish me for tricking Laer and the others?

"Be... Beansha, these... these breads, where did you get them?" I asked with a trembling voice.

"In the store." Beansa said matter-of-factly. Needless to say, he must have not paid again. This is not called blatant stealing, my dear idiot junior sister.

The problem is, it’s just stealing, I can make up the money secretly, so why did Beansa not steal anything, but steal this most exotic food that even the Lugoin people themselves can’t look directly at?

When I asked this question, Biansha answered without thinking: "Because, it looks most like meat buns."

"..."

Well, it turned out to be my fault. If I had known it would be like this, I would have let Vilas make meat buns and bring them to him, which led Biansha astray.

"It's a pity that the taste is very different from the meat buns." Beansha watched in distress as she put it on the ground. The crab bread was moving slowly, and my mind was filled with questions. I couldn't figure out why the taste was so different even though they looked similar.

Of course the gap is huge, idiot, one is Japanese No. 44 bread and the other is dark cuisine!

In any case, Beansa has a good appetite and can even eat the super dark dishes she made herself. Mere seafood bread seems to be nothing to her.

so. After being troubled for a while. Without hesitation, she grabbed the crab bread that had crawled to the door and was about to stage a wonderful escape, and tore it in half with a hiss in the middle.

"Half for each person." Beansa said every word. The importance of this sentence is heavily emphasized. Then he happily handed over one of his little hands.

Look at the little hand holding it. The four legs and one pincer were trembling constantly, and fresh crab roe flowed out from the section before death. The scene of dyeing bread into a flying color made me swallow hard.

Grandma in Heaven, your grandson is now facing the most severe test.

"Then...then I'm not welcome." I really couldn't refuse Beansha's offer, especially since she shouted out the meaningful slogan "One person is half as much."

I tremblingly took half of the bread from her little hand, and was thinking about how to put it into my mouth to prevent those crabs from dismembering my mouth. Unexpectedly, before it was over, I saw Beansha, After I took half of the crab bread, I smiled innocently and couldn't wait to soak her half into the newly opened honey jar. I soaked it for five or six seconds before taking out half of the honey crab bread.

Then, Beansa naturally pushed the honey jar in front of me, showing an expectant look.

Well, I understand Beansa’s current mood very well. It’s just like in the original world, when I was still young and ignorant, I would often recommend two-dimensional objects to my friends around me like a treasure, hoping to get their approval. I hope They can like it.

As a result, in the end, I didn’t have a single friend around me. Oh, oh, oh, damn it, what’s wrong with the second dimension, what’s wrong with being an otaku, all of you current people, break up with me on Chinese Valentine’s Day, you bastards!

The topic has changed, and it has brought it to the dark history that must not be exposed. I have to be careful, especially with this big mouth that will naturally speak out whatever comes to mind. Moreover, because of the focus on prevention, it is best to keep these dark things. History is forever buried deep in the heart.

Recalling those distant and bitter memories, I suddenly felt that it was nothing now. At least I still had a little junior sister beside me who was worthy of my love and care, right? In order to prevent Beansa from suffering the pain of betrayal that he had suffered before, it was just crab bread... no, it was honey crab bread. How could I lose to this kind of thing! ! !

So, with strong momentum, I soaked the bread into the honey jar for longer than Biansha.

Seeing this, the smile on Beansa's face, whose love was recognized, became even brighter. Looking at me, he felt warmly that he had found the organization and his family.

"Creak... creak... creak..."

In the silent warehouse, there was a harsh and unpleasant sound, the harsh sound of fingernails scraping on the glass.

That’s the sound I made after taking a bite of honey crab bread.

Well, actually, the taste is not bad. If you can, add some ginger, some garlic, and wine, put it in the pot and cook it, it will definitely have a different flavor. The best thing is, this crab, The freshness is absolutely amazing. It was just fished out this morning. It has a fishy smell and there is still sediment in the mouth.

Why is it transformed into the five-character mantra of Arleus? Nonsense, if you can say it smoothly while chewing a crab shell, I will give you Fini!

Is it really okay to swallow it down your throat? It should be chewed up a little more. This is a big deal related to the nickname.

"Brother, how does it taste?" Beansa still stared at me eating without blinking.

I gave her a thumbs up and said four words to her: "Crack, snap."

"Hey hehe, I knew senior brother would like it."

With that said, Beansa finally withdrew his gaze, stuffed half of the honey crab bread in his hand into the small cherry mouth that could only accommodate a lollipop.

Another ferocious girl who can rival the little ghost.

And listen, what is the sound? The rustling sound. If the creaking sound coming from my mouth is said to be old and broken machinery. When cutting this iron block with difficulty, Biansha is a heavy-duty crusher. If a car is placed in it, it can be crushed into pieces in a few seconds.

I almost forgot, just like the little ghost, Beansa's teeth can chew diamonds.

Why are there so many cruel and scary guys around me? Grandma in heaven, did I go astray in the script and come to a terrible world where teeth are the most important thing?

In less than ten seconds, half of the honey crab bread was completely crushed by Beansa. Please allow me to describe it as minced rather than chewed. Otherwise, it is not enough to explain how sharp Beansa's good teeth are.

It took me two or three minutes to mince the last sharp crab leg with difficulty, and only after confirming that it would not scratch my throat and stomach, I swallowed it.

snort. Unknowingly, I completed another achievement. From now on, please call me Ji Xiaofan with iron teeth and bronze teeth. Smoking stick, where is my big smoking stick? ! He Shen, don't run away, let's stir up trouble together!

I have to admit. After eating that stuff, I became unconscious.

But is half a crab bread enough? Right, so of course, Beansa brought the other pieces of bread.

Looking at the squirming bread in front of me, I looked away again.

A piece of bread as big as two palms put together, with several sticky milky-white tentacles sticking out, twisting and turning, as if calling for help, and also seeming to greet others, saying, Hey, brother, take a bite, let's Not afraid of pain.

On the other side of the tentacle, a triangular-shaped piece of meat protruded.

There is no doubt that the name of this piece of bread should be squid bread.

Squid girl, what's wrong with you? ! Did you accidentally travel to the Dark Continent and get invaded?

I carefully avoided the entanglement of the tentacles and opened the upper and lower pieces of bread a little to reveal the squid caught inside. When I looked down, I only saw a conspicuous mouthpart, opening, and then...

"puff!!!"

A jet of black ink shot straight out and sprayed me bloody.

I silently raised my head, wiped my face, and looked at the ink on my hands. I knew that I was no different from my black African uncle without looking in the mirror.

"Senior brother, senior brother, it's very interesting."

Seeing my appearance, Biansha giggled happily.

Because there were two squid buns, Beansa didn't have to tear them apart in half in a bloody manner. This time she started first, soaking the still twisting squid buns into the honey jar. After a few seconds, she took them out, and naturally they It became honey squid bread.

Then, he put it in his mouth and took a big bite.

With a hiss, just like the sound made by biting the water bag, a large amount of ink flowed out from Beansa's mouth. She didn't care at all, and let the ink flow down from her mouth, still chewing it, quite a bit. Instead of Squid Girl's demeanor, if a plate of chow mein is placed under her mouth.

At this time, please allow me to respectfully call out "Master Bei" to the tough little junior sister in front of me. No matter which world we put Beiansha in, she will definitely be at the top of the food chain. Just with this good appetite .

Seeing this, I silently soaked the squid bread in honey for a few times, and then ate it one bite at a time. Well... Generally speaking, it is better than crab bread. At least there is no danger of being pierced in the throat, and the fishy smell is also lighter. , this is the ink... Speaking of which, the ink should not be poisonous, right? There shouldn't be any problems if the adventurer drinks it, right? It would be nice if I could dip it in soy sauce instead of honey.

I never thought I could be so calm. Could it be that I am actually photographer Kevin?

After eating several seafood breads in a row, my stomach was already churning. This is not scientific at all. I think that even the clear soup noodles made by the little ghost could not make my stomach react like this. This must be the bakery owner. conspiracy.

Holding my stomach that kept making strange noises, I looked at the sky and saw that it was already getting late. We couldn’t wait until the evening before setting off, right?

I have no choice but to have a showdown with Biansha and hope she can forgive me.

"Actually... well, ahem, Beansa, there is something I want to discuss with you..." Under the gaze of Beansa's pure and innocent black eyes, I said to Alexander, becoming more and more speechless.

"Actually, senior brother, I have to do something big later." In order to win Beansa's trust and let her know that I really didn't mean to break my promise deliberately and leave her alone, but that I did have something very, very, very important, It has to be done. I decided to reveal some of the truth to her.

"Actually..."

I looked around mysteriously, and saw that there were four demon kings' minions lurking around me. Then I lowered my voice, leaned close to Beansha's ear, resisted the urge to touch her two black twin ponytails, and whispered in her ear. Bean murmured heavily with conspiracy.

"Actually, senior brother, I have to do something big now. Do you want to know what it is?"

"Yeah, yeah." Beansa nodded as expected.

"I'm not afraid to tell you. Now I want to hide the truth from the Four Demon Kings. I will save a group of poor people of the same kind from their terrible claws. Do you know the Four Demon Kings? Those are extremely powerful guys, but now I want to fight with them. Opposition, senior brother, am I good?"

With a hint of pride. I said hehey.

Beansa was slightly startled. He tilted his head and thought for a while. Then suddenly he clapped his palms.

Senior brother, I have forgotten that my true identity is the Four Demon Kings.

So, suddenly. Beansa's heart transformed into devil mode.

"Hehehehe, stupid human beings... uh, no, senior brother is not stupid, so... hehehehe, innocent humans, you let me find out such a secret, you are really too careless."

Biansha... no, it was Azmodan, the original sin demon. She sneered deeply in her heart, and her father had already taken control of everything.

As long as I tell Beryl and the others about this, I will see if they dare to laugh at me as a fool.

but……

Azmodan wasn't completely stupid. She thought about it carefully. No, if he told Belial and the others, wouldn't his senior brother be in danger? He will definitely be killed by Belial.

The senior brother is so weak that he has no power to resist at all.

What to do? Azmodan was entangled in his heart, but soon, the balance tipped towards the weaker side.

If Belial knew, senior brother would die. If he pretended not to know, even if senior brother succeeded, Belial would not lose anything. Azmodan would still be able to share the benefits and losses.

So, after thinking about it, Azmodan became Beansa again.

"It turns out that senior brother is going to fight the four demon kings. He is really awesome. Beansa admires her." She clapped her hands. Beansa showed her perfect disguise and acting skills as a demon king, at least that's what she thought.

"No matter what, it's not a head-on confrontation. I'm not their opponent yet, but I will be soon."

Being praised by Beansa for being so refreshed, I didn't notice her overworked acting skills. Instead, I proudly put on powerful poses and showed off in front of Beansa.

As a result, these idiot brothers and sisters just took a seemingly important matter and passed it over in one go.

"So, Beansha, senior brother is going to accomplish such a great thing. This thing must be done, you know?" I pressed Beansha's shoulder slightly hard, showing a serious look.

"Well, Biansha knows."

"So... um... ahem, Beansa... what should I say?" Finally coming to the topic, I hesitantly prepared for a showdown with Beansa.

"So senior brother, I may not have time...I don't have time to accompany you...Sorry?"

"Why?" Beansa looked at me puzzled.

"Because I have to do something big. Didn't I tell you just now? So I don't have time to spend time with you." I looked at this idiot junior sister with a wry smile. How could she still not understand such a simple truth?

"Beansa doesn't understand." After shaking his head, Beansa looked confused.

"Is there any conflict between what senior brother wants to do and accompanying Beansha?"

"Huh?" I couldn't wrap my head around it. Is it because my IQ has been lowered, or because Beansa suddenly became smarter and said some words that I couldn't understand.

Beansa pointed at herself, then pointed at me, and revealed the answer: "Beansa, wouldn't it be nice to go with senior brother?"

"What did you say?" I looked at Beansa blankly.

How is this possible? How can such an important thing bring you along with me?

"No?" I grumbled and shook my head, unable to agree no matter what.

"Why not?"

"Why...because it's dangerous."

"Beansa, you are very strong." Beansa waved her slender arms. Although this action, her words, and her petite body sounded ridiculous, I didn't laugh at all. Not coming out.

There is no doubt that it was this little hand that gently embedded me into the wall.

By the way, I was indeed too careless. I even forgot to ask Old Man Gallen what kind of strength this precious student of his was. But if Old Man Gallen took a fancy to her and brought her to the third world, I can rest assured that she can wander around alone. Not weak either.

It's hard to imagine that such a petite girl could have such powerful strength. Thinking about it this way, Beansha must not be an ordinary human being, but perhaps some powerful hidden race.

Suddenly, I discovered that I, the senior brother who loves my junior sister, actually knew nothing about my junior sister, except that I knew that she was good at cooking dark dishes, and that I had discovered her love for honey and meat buns.

"Are you sure... you are really fine and can protect yourself, but we are going to a very dangerous place." I probed carefully again.

Originally, with my timid character, I would have never agreed to such a thing, but strangely, Beansha exuded a faint temperament that I couldn't describe in words. This strange temperament made me feel " The thought that it would be dangerous for Beansa to go with him was quickly dispelled.

"Well, the worst thing is, Beiansha won't take action when the time comes, just stand behind." Holding the jar of honey that he hadn't finished eating just now, he stretched his little hand inside, and Beiansha started licking it, talking about something. About every family matter, the tone was very relaxed.

And her words became the straw that broke the camel's back and made me make a decision immediately.

"Okay, I'll take you with me."

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The second update arrived at around five o'clock in the morning. After finishing the polishing, I can go directly to work, woo woo hoo~~~ (To be continued...)