Diablo Destruction

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"You...you guy, you don't know how to be merciful at all." Covering my bleeding forehead, I looked at Cube angrily.

"Showing mercy to a monkey only makes the monkey more complacent."

"Fuck...fuck, what he said was so outrageous, and he said it so smoothly, I almost wanted to slap my thigh and scream, at least the thought of the other person was hurting me.

However, this druid showed great mercy today, but he was not as knowledgeable as this ten thousand year princess.

"Be happy, your body will be repaired soon and you can use it." I patted the Horadric Cube, as if I had forgotten who had damaged this body.

Although it is indeed not me...

"Even if it's repaired, it can only be used temporarily." Princess Diamond seemed to glance at me and said coldly.

"Huh? What's going on? What do you mean it can only be used temporarily?"

He looked at her in confusion. Just now he was marveling at how powerful this bunker's body was. Why did something go wrong in the blink of an eye?

"The IQ of a monkey."

With a helpless sigh, Princess Diamond did not ignore me and explained.

"Don't you think that just like a cube or a necklace, or like that wooden lump you made that can't even bend down, you just need to lean over it?"

"Hey. Isn't it just like this? What else should I do?" I scratched my head, looking confused. This seemingly highly magical thing, as a magic idiot like me, is similar to those characters in anime who will be destroyed immediately when touching electrified things, and can only live in ancient temples in the mountains for the rest of their lives.

"Also, can't the puppet body I made bend down? It should be possible, right?"

"You can only bend forty-five degrees, which is considered bending down." Princess Diamond became even colder.

"Well... I can bend at least... Why don't you tell me and I'll improve it." I secretly tried what it felt like to be able to bend up to 45 degrees, and I decisively changed my mind with a guilty conscience.

"It's not necessary. To be honest, you've given me a great surprise that you were able to create it."

"Really...really?" Is this sentence praising me or mocking me? I'm a little confused.

"All in all, this time is different."

"What's the difference?"

"If it's still like before, just attached to the body and controlled, then it's just a borrowing. To this body. I'm just an outsider, not the owner."

"I seem to understand a little bit, so what should I do?"

"You really want to know?"

"Ah, of course I have, I'm very curious."

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"Okay... okay. Stop talking, I admit that I am a magic idiot." The series of magic terms spit out from Princess Diamond's mouth made me kneel down at that moment.

"In short, it requires a very complicated magic operation to fully integrate into this body, right?"

"That's right. It must at least be connected to all the magic units in the body, which is the first step to fusion."

"Magic unit?"

"It's almost like a**'s nerves. You can understand it this way."

"Whoa whoa."

"This body has a total of 253,700 magic units."

"Oh oh oh!!!" My friends and I were shocked.

"This...can I see you completely integrated with my body in my lifetime?" I asked cautiously.

"unconfirmed."

"..."

High technology is a scam.

"If the monkey is captured by the Four Demon Kings because of his greed in the past two years."

"In other words, it will take about two years to be able to fuse?" I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and talked to the square princess. As expected, I have to bring a certain amount of IQ.

By the way, he also has a good temper.

"Almost. It's a pity that the magic circle that assisted the fusion has been lost. Otherwise, the time can be compressed to less than three days."

Just be content.

"After complete fusion, wouldn't it be like now that we can no longer attach ourselves to whatever we want?" I asked curiously.

As a result, Princess Diamond rolled her eyes at this thoughtless question: "Can you extract your soul from your body now and attach it to other places?"

"That means it can't be the case. It's such a pity. It feels like I'm being imprisoned in the cage of my body."

I shook my head regretfully. I feel so free now. I can change my body anytime I want. How about I make a bunker body with two Mr. Elephants some other time for you to experience? The name is Mask of the Void, and the shape, coupled with the name, is simply a classic work of killing Matt, washing, cutting, blowing, and pulling coolly.

"Oh, really?" Princess Diamond's voice was as cold as ice, and she floated up again, aiming at my forehead with the sharp horns of the Horadric Cube.

What...what's going on? I was just thinking about it in my mind. I probably didn't say it out loud like before. Could this guy know how to read minds and know what I'm thinking?

I faced Princess Diamond, with a grimace on my face, and stepped back step by step: "Wait...wait, then...then what, we have something to say. Aren't we good friends? Why do we hurt each other?"

"I just feel that the monkey seems to yearn for my free life without being imprisoned by my body, so I just want to help." Princess Diamond said maliciously.

"May I ask, how can you help me?"

"Of course... I destroyed it and saved your soul!" As he said that, the Horadric Cube came straight to my forehead with a hiss.

"Help...help. Murder!!!" I lowered my head and narrowly escaped. Then he shouted loudly.

"Don't move, it will heal after a while." Princess Diamond turned back and continued to rush forward.

"It'll hurt in just a moment and you'll be finished, you vicious murderer!" I continued to dodge.

"Wouldn't it be nice to start over? With a body and identity that no one knows, hide that dirty soul, and forget all the shameful things in the past, so that your relatives and friends may be able to breathe a sigh of relief and be happy. I’m holding a funeral for you in the past.”

"Don't make it sound like my past is all shameful and has caused everyone a lot of trouble!"

"Oh. Isn't that right?"

"Of course not. I am an upright man who is known as the best man in Dongrog."

"These words made me understand the subtlety of [there are no tigers in the mountains, monkeys dominate]."

"Is your mouth getting more and more vicious?"

Seeing that Princess Diamond was getting closer and closer, and it was almost impossible to escape. I looked around, and an idea flashed across my face. Pick up the body lying on the bed and block it in front.

"Hahahahaha, are you going to keep coming?" I got carried away and hid behind the woman, taunting her loudly.

"Monkey, don't touch my body with your dirty hands."

"I'll touch you, I'll touch you, what can you do to me?"

"Please. Don't touch it again." Princess Diamond suddenly surrendered uncharacteristically.

This guy...does he value this body so much? I found it. I found another weakness of hers. If I don't take advantage of it now, it will be too late after she fuses with it.

"Hey hey hey~~~~" Half of his face was shrouded in shadow, eerie. I laughed evilly, transforming from a victim. Became a big devil.

"What if you really don't want to be touched by me? I want to touch this wonderful body one more time."

"Please, don't do this."

"Hahahahahaha, what should I do? It's really nerve-wracking. Hahaha, if you beg me again, if you beg me again, maybe I will seriously consider it."

My proud nose almost turned up to the sky. It was not easy. I finally defeated this arrogant Wannian Princess who was always against me. This was a great victory in the history of men!

When I raised my head and laughed, I glanced away inadvertently. I quickly turned to stone and my body became stiff.

The door was full of familiar faces, Artoria, Tomoya, Sa Qili, Tulakov, Shashik... Everyone looked at the scene inside with a very subtle look.

Let me use my imaginative brain to take a closer look at the situation in front of me from a third-person perspective.

First, the door was full of people, looking at Princess Diamond and me.

Princess Diamond, opposite me, looked like she was begging in a low voice.

I, hugging the body of the doll, was carried away with joy, laughing like a devil.

If it were me, from the perspective of a third person, just coming in from the door and seeing this scene, what would I think?

The druid, who was laughing and looking evil, wanted to do something strange to this stunning doll, but was discovered by Princess Diamond and begged him not to do this.

There should be a 98.7% probability that he would imagine the scene happening in front of him like this.

After simulating it in my brain, I burst into tears.

"Fan." In the silent room, Artoria spoke first.

She pressed her temples, an action that looked like she was tired. She had never done this before, even when she had been dealing with affairs for three days and three nights.

"I'm a little tired and want to go to bed early tonight." After a pause, Artoria looked at me with pure and majestic green eyes.

"So, go to sleep in other rooms."

A bolt from the blue flashed through my mind, and my whole body turned pale.

You can sleep on the corridor for me today - there is no doubt that this is Artoria's attitude, but she uses a slightly more subtle expression.

"Xiong Ta, I believe in you." Tamoya looked at me with trusting eyes, which moved me so much. Under such circumstances, she can still trust unconditionally. She is indeed my life and death comrade!

"I will do my best to help you correct those unhealthy thoughts in the future. I believe you will be able to change your ways in the future."

It turns out to be this kind of trust!

"Brother, I really didn't expect you to be such a person, just like a guy like Tulakov..." Sa Qili wiped the corners of her eyes, while Tulakov behind her rolled his eyes desperately. He said he could be shot while lying down.

It took a lot of talking to let everyone understand the whole thing. Fortunately, Princess Diamond knew how to give up when she was good, and didn't add insult to injury when I was explaining and discredit the facts.

But this guy is really too much. He must have acted like this knowing that everyone was coming. I thought she would give in. But I really broke the pattern. I have to put this Wannian Princess on the first-level blacklist in the future.

During the explanation process, everyone naturally understood that it takes a year or two to integrate into the body. I can't help but regret that this doll is not weak, but it is a great help. Unfortunately, it will take a year or two to take effect.

"By the way, what happened? Everyone come together." I asked suddenly.

Normally, everyone would often come to take a look, but never like now, everyone came together. It made me feel like something was going to happen.

"I thought that my little brother would be here, so everyone came here to take a look. I want to tell you that Elder Leiton is ready." Sa Qili nodded.

"Oh, are you finally ready?" I suddenly said, and then I was overjoyed.

After the Storm Canyon project is successfully concluded. Elder Leighton did not immediately start building a simple magic circle, but continued to hide it cautiously, circling irregularly in the desert, and once again entered the Storm Canyon.

This caution and patience are really admirable. Of all the people, the one who hopes most for the Horadric clan to be able to get out of trouble as soon as possible. There is no doubt that it is Elder Leiton. As the person in charge of the Horadric tribe in the third world, he will bear the burden of saving the tribe firmly on his shoulders, and he is more urgent than anyone else.

However, in this situation, he was able to calm down and did not immediately build a magic circle. You can imagine what a difficult decision it was. This was also because of the appearance of Belial. As the devil of conspiracy, even in the whole incident, Its name has only appeared once, and it deserves everyone's extreme vigilance for fear of some conspiracy and trap inside.

Now, after going around in circles for three or four days, Elder Leighton's heart seemed to have calmed down a little, and he finally planned to start building the magic circle.

"The mission is completed, we can go back." After getting this good news, I stretched and sighed happily.

We have long been tired of staying in the central tower all day long. After the proposed magic circle is set up, we can also take a ride and even save the quick return scroll that Raphael gave us.

What about Beansa?

Since I am always deceived by Beansa's non-existent aura, I am paying special attention to her actions now, for fear that she will do something dangerous while others are not paying attention.

When I looked around, I finally saw Beansa, standing in the corner, licking honey alone. She exuded a unique aura that completely blended in with the surrounding scenery. It was easy to miss her if you didn't look carefully.

Hey hey hey, are you a chameleon?

Seeing Beansa, I remembered something that happened in the past few days.

Didn't we just mention that in order to prevent Belial's conspiracy from causing trouble, we went to Storm Canyon again?

In order to fulfill the promise I made with Beansa, we went out again and swept a large area of ​​mushrooms. There were about two big bags. Beansa weighed them and stopped with satisfaction.

Elder Leighton was very surprised by our actions and didn't understand what we were doing digging these mushrooms.

I just want to ask, isn't it said that there are no living creatures in Storm Canyon, can't find food, and can't survive? Where did these mushrooms come from.

Of course, when he asked this question out of curiosity, Elder Leighton had a subtle wry smile on his face.

"Elder Fan, no matter how dangerous the place is, there will always be some unexpected and strange life forms that can adapt and survive. For example, this mushroom, we call it the Storm Mushroom, survives by absorbing the energy of the storm. , It's just..." The topic changed, and he looked at the mushroom in my hand with a strange expression.

"Existence does not necessarily mean that it can be eaten. Does Elder Fan understand what I mean?"

"Is this mushroom inedible?" I threw the mushroom in my hand and saw that it was khaki in color and looked inconspicuous. It seemed to be edible. Isn't it true that brightly colored and beautiful mushrooms are poisonous?

However, ordinary-looking mushrooms may not necessarily be edible. In fact, I still have a certain awareness and precautions about such mushrooms, because there is a precedent of psychedelic mushrooms in the Kurast Forest.

When I think of psychedelic mushrooms, I think of Fini again. Why is this?

"Yes, you can't eat it." Layton nodded his head hard.

"With the physique of an adventurer, it's impossible?"

"No." Layton nodded harder.

"How does it compare to psychedelic mushrooms?" I suddenly felt very interesting and wanted to compare these two mushrooms. Of course, the subject of the test must be Feini. After all, she has experience with psychedelic mushrooms, so she can eat less one. Isn't that a good thing?

"This... each has its own merits." Leiton hesitated for a moment and said uncertainly.

"Each one has his or her own merits, does that mean it won't be fatal?" I nodded, and the decision was yours, Feini.

"Yes, ordinary people will die suddenly. For adventurers... it's a headache. How should I explain it? In fact, there are some special enthusiasts who like to eat this kind of mushroom." Elder Leighton looked confused. He didn't know. How should you explain it to me?

"Oh, what's going on?" My curiosity was heightened.

"This...I don't know how to explain it well. Would you like Elder Bufan to try it himself?" He smiled bitterly and shook his head. Leiton glanced at the corner to the side.

Beansa had already built a bonfire there and roasted several washed storm mushrooms.

Beansa, you idiot, how could you set up a bonfire in the central tower so casually!

However, the smell seemed to make me want to eat it, so I walked up to it, squatting with Beansa, and watched it gradually turn brown under the scorching flames.

Layton: "..."

"Okay." Beansa suddenly moved the mushroom away.

"Isn't it not fully cooked yet?" I looked at the mushrooms that were still half-cooked and asked. Could it be that Beansa's Hell's Kitchen attribute has started to show up again?

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I wanted to have a good rest, but I ended up getting sick, with a slight cold and fever. Woohoo~~ Is it really the trouble left behind by the hard work of the past few days? Or is it that Xiao Qi is born with a hard life and his body will get rusty when he stops?

ps: I’m too busy at the end of the month, so I’m going to make it up now. Thanks to jk90jk Jiang, and Yu \u0026 Maple Jiang for the 10,000 reward. That’s it.

. . . (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes at Qidian.com. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to m.qidian.com to read.)

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