Diablo Destruction

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"You didn't say it was me. I never said it was me, you bastard!" Tulakov held his head in pride. It seemed that Raphael's mind bomb had seriously injured him.

"Oh? What on earth do you want to say with your big mouth? How about you finish it in one breath?" Raphael shook his head without any sympathy. However, this is how to deal with Tulakov's big mouth, otherwise He can make a small thing fly into the sky.

"Huh, do you need to say that? Tulakov, who felt underestimated, couldn't wait to point his finger at me.

"The newcomer, isn't he our new big help? The last time I saw him, he was still in the domain realm, and now he has reached the intermediate realm of World Power. Even Horason was defeated by him. He is not worthy of those of us. Horadric’s old man?”

"Eh, me?" I never thought that the person Tulakov was talking about would be me, and I was stunned for a moment.

Until Raphael's eyes fell on me blankly, and then suddenly, like car lights turning on in the darkness, they turned into dazzling light and murmured words.

"Yes, why did I forget Xiao Xiao Wu? Is this the so-called darkness under the lamp? Xiao Xiao Wu can definitely stand up to the Horadric tribe. This guy Tulakov is occasionally quite good. You are smart, what to do, how to use Xiao Wu. It is better to make full use of his value."

Hey, hey, hey, I heard it all, I heard it all! ! !

"Xiao Xiao Wu~~~" Raphael's eyes lit up a little more, and he took a few steps forward and held my hand tightly. The eyes are red heart-shaped.

"Xiao Xiao Wu, Xiao Xiao Wu, guess what I'm thinking about right now?" She looked impatient, but she still had to play riddles, letting me figure out her thoughts and deepen the topic.

There was no doubt in Raphael's eyes. The flashing light now means something like "Let's be friends, rich people, okay?", but how can I let her lead me by the nose?

"Sorry, I don't know and I don't want to know." I opened Raphael's hand and took a step back.

"It doesn't matter if you don't know. I just know it in my heart." Raphael took a step closer.

Then what the hell are you asking?

"Wait a minute. Raphael, I'm not talking about you, it's too explicit. Look, my little brother is scared by you." At this time, Sa Qili appeared like a savior, inserting herself between Raphael and me. In the meantime, she stopped her approaching step by step.

Good person, Aunt Qili. When you come back, I will immediately set up a longevity card for you.

"Is it that obvious?" Raphael came back to his senses, wiped the corners of his mouth subconsciously, and glanced at the others.

Everyone nodded their heads in unison.

"It's... annoying. This is love. Do you understand? I love the house and the bird. Because I love my precious granddaughter so much, even little Wu also likes her."

Am I just a byproduct of love? It's like a banner that says you'll get a big gift by recharging, but it's actually just a 50-cent cell phone cord. A role like this?

"In short, in view of your default last time, we have now seriously doubted your credit, so it is not that easy to use your little brother. You have to get my permission." Sa Qili said proudly. hummed.

"I don't know when you became Xiao Wu's guardian." Raphael was not fooled and looked at him not to be outdone.

"Just now, right, little brother." Sa Qili looked back at me.

The meaning is very clear, was he directly exploited by Raphael? It is better to obtain greater benefits through her [agent], and everyone will share it.

It turns out that I misjudged you, Aunt Qili. I didn’t expect that you would approach me for a profit.

I was inexplicably sad and angry, cynical and vulgar, and I was making small calculations in my mind. It seemed that it would be more cost-effective and profitable to take the route of Sa Qili, so I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Xiao Xiao Wu, I misjudged you. It seems that your love for Linya is nothing more than this." Raphael was heartbroken as if he had been betrayed by a loved one.

"You can't say that, Master Raphael, don't I just plan to earn more money to support my family? This is my responsibility to Linya." I coughed a few times and came up with the excuse I had already thought of.

gj, Sa Qili gave me a thumbs up from behind.

"Damn it, even little Wu has become so smart. What's going on?" Raphael bit his lip unwillingly, as if he was at the end of his rope.

Humph, underestimate me, Rogge the third... No, now I am the second stingy person. That's it. Whenever my Rogge second stingy soul is stimulated, my IQ will explode without limit, even myself. They all feel terrible.

"But no matter what, listen up, Xiao Xiao Wu, I will give you the order now."

Suddenly, the frustrated Raphael raised a mysterious smile, and his smile brightened in an instant. Both Sa Qili and I felt something bad. It seemed that this time, the princess of the Hundred Tribes had plotted against us again.

"Tell me, I will charge you according to the difficulty of the task." At this point, Sa Qili, who had no way to retreat, could only hold on and said.

"Very good, then listen clearly, my order is, Xiao Xiao Wu, go back and have children with Linya, and have many, many, many children." Raphael smiled strangely, and suddenly raised an ambiguous and inexplicable cock at me. thumbs up and uttered such an order.

"Wha...what?" Sa Qili and I were both stunned.

"Raphael, what are you talking about? I suspect there is something wrong with my ears. Shouldn't I use my strong strength to do something to protect our country at this time?" I made a strong pose and signaled This is the correct script.

"Hmph, hey, you are all too naive and have been completely deceived by those boring knight novels." Raphael clicked his tongue and shook his index finger slightly, showing a proud smile.

"The strong man, the brave man, the hero, the savior in knight novels. In order to attract the audience's attention and make the plot more exciting, he is asked to challenge the devil and the devil. The savior in reality is not like this at all."

"Then what else can we do? If the savior doesn't defeat the devil and save the world, can he still be called a savior?" I rolled my eyes, unable to agree with Raphael's statement.

"I just said that Xiao Wu, you are too naive. Let me put it another way. I believe you will soon understand. For example, mankind is in the era of great famine, and tens of thousands of people starve to death every day. At this time, you You got a tree. This kind of tree is highly adaptable and suitable for planting in any environment. It can grow up in one year and can produce a large amount of edible and delicious fruits. At this time, you are turning this tree into The only thing is to make it coveted and sought after by the world, or to immediately produce a large number of seeds so that this tree can be planted all over the world and solve the famine problem in a short time?"

"Of course I chose the latter, does that need to be said?" I replied without thinking. I didn't even understand why Raphael would ask such an idiotic question. Isn't the answer a matter of course?

"Very good. Now, let's swap the roles of [this tree] and [the savior]. What do you think?" Raphael's smile deepened, and he looked at me with a meaningful look.

"Well, let me take a look. Wait, do you mean..." I looked at Raphael blankly. Finally figured it out.

"Bingo, that's right. So, in fact, the real realistic version of those knight novels that describe the savior is definitely not a ridiculous plot in which you get the legendary sword and armor after a lot of hardships, and then kill the big devil and save the world. Rather, It’s a harem erotic novel.”

Everyone: "..."

Although it seems reasonable, after Raphael said this, it is estimated that he will not be able to read any knight novels in the future.

"In other words, my most important task is not to save the Dark Continent, but to become... to be that... something..." Sa Qili looked at me with a blushing face.

Do you even want to betray me? My loyal agent, don’t even want Jin Kela’s commission!

"Although the truth is a bit cruel, it is true." Raphael spread his hands sadly.

"Wait, I can understand what you are saying, and I don't want to curse myself, but there is a saying that goes well, a tiger father will also have a dog son, and even if it is my child, there is no guarantee that he will be excellent." I also thought. Struggle.

If I have to choose between the two roles of savior and big stallion, it goes without saying that I will definitely choose...

Well, I will choose...

Sorry, director, I just made a mistake. Please let me choose again and take the route of a big stallion. I think I can perform this role more perfectly!

"Of course this situation may happen, but as long as you have more children, won't it be enough? There will always be children who inherit your talents. This will be more reliable than letting you defeat the big devil and the big devil alone and save the Dark Continent. and more insurance.”

Saying this, Raphael made the final savior summary: "So, in fact, the real ending of the savior novel should be like this. After ninety-nine percent of the harem pornographic content, the last one percent, led by a generation of brave men The second-generation braves led a large number of third-generation braves and perhaps a large number of fourth-generation braves, and together they drowned the poor Demon King, and the Dark Continent was saved, which is really gratifying."

I think according to this plot development, the Dark Continent will be saved, but the bachelor men in the Dark Continent will not be saved.

I was complaining silently in my mind, and suddenly I thought of something.

It seems that that old fox in Akara has been providing various conveniences for me to open a harem, overtly or covertly. Could it be that she had planned to do this for a long time? From the time Vilas left Vitus Village and followed me, to [pimping] Arturia and me, and walking with Linya, the little fox, and Tia, looking back now, it seems that there were Many places have the space and convenience provided by Akara.

It's terrible, it's terrible. I fell into Akala's terrible conspiracy without knowing it. It turns out that it's not my fault at all that I have a harem. It's Akala. It's all her fault. Men all over the world Yo, did you hear that? Your real enemy is not me at all, but Akara, and I am just a victim, so please don’t stab me with your eyes again.

"It's a pity." At this time, Raphael suddenly sighed.

"The ideal is very full. The reality is very skinny. The things I just said are too idealistic and almost impossible to realize. God is fair. The more powerful the existence, the lower the fertility. This kind of thing You don’t need me to tell you, you already know it. If not, this world would have been ruled by the dragon clan.”

Continuing to sigh, Raphael said: "Akara finally made a gamble. And she made the right bet. Unfortunately, she was right, but she also failed."

"Why is this?" Sa Qili and the others asked in confusion. The bet was right, but they failed again. This seems a bit contradictory.

"The bet was right. It means that the bet was right for Xiao Wu. It failed, but it means that he still failed to take advantage of Xiao Wu's weakness to leave offspring. Now that Xiao Wu wants to get a girl pregnant, it is probably more difficult than before. It’s ten times harder for a giant dragon.”

"Raphael. Are you going to die if you don't say it so openly?" Seeing that Raphael kept talking about [beep] horses, [beep] palace, [beep] love, [beep] pregnancy and so on, he Sa Qili, who was very skilled in this aspect, couldn't stand it any longer, and stared with a red face.

"Hmph, you are so thin-skinned. Sa Qili, the innocent witch in our camp, should I call you this in the future?"

"Ahhhh, okay, then I'll call you Widow Princess Raphael too."

"Nonsense, my husband is not dead. Stop cursing him, he just disappeared for a few years." Raphael was not happy.

"Really? Well, I just want to ask you a question. I have always wanted to know, Raphael. Do you still remember the name of your husband who has no sense of existence at all?"

"Of course I still remember it!"

"Can you tell me?"

"Well... let me think about it, ahem, no, why should I tell you for no reason."

"Hey, hey, she just said [let me think about it]."

"I said it, I did say it, and I heard it."

"It's so pitiful. I don't think it makes any difference whether he is dead or not."

Several grown men whispered to each other, feeling great sympathy and pity for the legendary husband of the most insignificant princess of the Hundred Tribes in history.

"Hey... what a shame! You guys, all I need is baby Linya." Raphael became angry with embarrassment.

"So you are no different from a widow."

"Oh Huo? Sa Qili, it seems that you are going to have trouble with me today." Raphael's long dark green hair started to fly without any wind.

"Don't make it sound like I had a good relationship with you before. What should I do if someone misunderstands me?" She gently lifted a strand of hair and giggled charmingly. Sa Qili replied with no smile in her eyes.

"It seems that today is the time to decide the winner."

"That's what I meant."

Suddenly, the atmosphere became tense.

Hey, hey, talk nicely, you two, aren't you tired of playing this kind of game?

"Forget it, for Xiao Wu's sake, I'll let you off for now." As if he heard my thoughts, Raphael suddenly stopped.

"I should have said this. There will always be a day when you beg for mercy." Seeing that Raphael had lost his mind, Sachili felt bored, but her mouth refused to be outdone.

"Where are you talking about? By the way, the issue of Xiao Wu's descendants." Raphael changed the subject as if nothing had happened.

I:"……"

You two should keep going and fight for the number one witch in the camp. I offer my warmest support.

"Actually, I think Akara may have thought wrong from the beginning, or underestimated Xiao Wu's potential. Perhaps Xiao Wu has been restricted by the law from the beginning, just like those giant dragons, and has not It doesn’t mean that when you are younger and weaker, the probability of conception will be higher.”

Raphael began to nonchalantly say some very pornographic and violent lines compared to the atmosphere of the Dark Continent. No, Sa Qili began to blush again, but she did not fall for this stimulation and suppressed the blush. He stopped, pretending to be natural and calm, and continued listening.

However, I can't stand these guys anymore. The emperor is not anxious and the eunuchs are not. I haven't even thought about having children with the girls. They have already made plans.

"I understand, Sir Raphael, so please stop talking. How about we change the topic to something that has nothing to do with the child?" I begged with tears streaming down my face.

"How can this work? This is a question related to the future of the Dark Continent." Raphael did not intend to give up easily.

"I can save the Dark Continent by myself, so please let me save it by myself. That's all. I'm very satisfied now."

"Speaking of which, Xiao Wu already has three daughters, although they are all considered goddaughters."

"Yes, yes, to be precise, it should be three and a half. Carlos's daughter, Kajie, can be considered half." Speaking of the daughters, the pain on my face just now suddenly turned bright. A powerful halo of fatherly love burst out, transforming from a miserable old farmer into a brave man with bright armor and a fatherly smile, blinding a lot of people.

"By the way, Aunt Qili, I want to ask you a favor." I suddenly remembered something and said aloud.

"My daughter, Lilith, has just been transferred to the Necromancer profession not long ago. I don't know many Necromancers. If it is more convenient to go to the third world in the future, could you please be her teacher?" .”

"Is she my little brother's daughter? Of course, but is it really okay to let me teach you?" Sa Qili's eyes lit up and she nodded desperately, as if she wished she could see Xiao Heitan right now.

"Of course, Aunt Qili is recognized as one of the best necromancers in the camp. How can I not trust you?" I flattered her. Ever since I saw the explosion of Sa Qili's combo skills, I had already made up my mind.

Maybe Sa Qili is not the strongest necromancer in the alliance, but if Xiao Heitan can one day have her skills and strength, I will be satisfied and have nothing else to ask for...

. . . (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes at Qidian.com. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to m.qidian.com to read.)

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