Diablo Destruction

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While I was busy complaining about Princess Shiwanzheng's pretentiousness and cuteness, unknowingly, the sky had darkened. When the last square stone slab was pressed to the ground, it was closely connected with other stone slabs to form a complete After the beautiful stone flat was reinforced with talisman paper by the Red and White Princess, I breathed a sigh of relief.

Although it is not a hard job, you still have to be patient. It is really pitiful to think that this unscrupulous princess has done it alone before.

"Thanks to Wu, a lot of work has been completed ahead of schedule. It would have taken two days to do it alone." At this time, the Red and White Princess was still very polite like a princess, and she bowed to me very politely and thanked me.

"It's not a big deal. I'm hungry too, so it's time to make some dinner to fill my stomach." Looking at the darkening sky, I raised a more practical question.

"It's really rude to ask your distinguished guest to help when he's hungry." The Red and White Princess bowed and apologized.

"Please wait a moment." After saying that, she turned around and came to the door of the worship hall. She put the money box that had been hidden for a long time, clapped her little hands, and backed away as if she was assembling the last part of a precision instrument. After a few steps, I took a satisfied look at the final result.

Then he turned around, looked at the money box, and then at me, with a strong gaze like "ji~~~".

"Okay, okay, I understand. Let's just think of it as celebrating the completion of the shrine's renovation. I'm also one of the co-contributors, so why do I have to pay for it?"

Really unable to stand the gaze of this greedy princess of integrity, I stepped forward. Come to the money box, take out a few gold coins and throw them in.

Huh, we are also the third stingy Rogge. Do you want to think too much? There are no doors.

"Thank you very much." The red and white princess looked at a few lonely gold coins with a blank expression, then they fell into the money box with a clang, then turned and walked towards the back of the mountain.

"I'm going to prepare some mountain spring water. I'll just make do with it tonight."

"Can that kind of thing fill my stomach?" I angrily flipped up the spiritual coffee table. Helplessly, under the threat of hunger, he took out dozens of gold coins and threw them into the money box.

"There is no other way. Letting Han Ke starve is not the answer. Let me go and see if there is anything left in the rice vat. Maybe I can catch some bugs and add some meat to it."

"I don't want that kind of meat!" After going through a lot of hardships. I came back from hell after a narrow escape, slept for three days, and worked hard to help repair the shrine. I was already starving and wanted a good meal, no matter what, not steamed rice with bugs.

have no choice. This time I took out two fist-sized bags and poured about a hundred gold coins into the money box.

"Maybe there are some wild vegetables in the backyard. The rice must be served with side dishes, huh huh." A smile finally appeared on the red and white princess's face, and her steps became brisk.

At this point, I no longer just wanted to eat delicious food, my curiosity urged me to continue, wanting to find out the lower limit of the moral integrity of this hundred thousand moral princess.

So what followed was more than a thousand gold coins. Hum hum hum, how about it?

Looking up, he saw that the steps of the red and white princess had become light, and the smile on her face became brighter.

"When distinguished guests arrive, you must prepare wine and food no matter what. Remember there is some bacon in the cabinet, by the way. That guy Watermelon's wine should be hidden there. Get a few pots here too, hehehehe~~~ "

Oh oh oh, I hummed a tune happily. Nice response, what next? Look at this trick.

I dug into my inventory, found ten broken gems and threw them in.

I don't know what kind of money box this is. The sound of gold coins falling into it is completely different from the sound of gems, as if the box distinguishes the value of the items being offered.

I was stunned when I saw the gems falling and the money box making a magical sound.

"Oh my, my dear guest, I really spent a lot of money on this. My little lady is not well prepared. Please forgive me."

Looking back, in the blink of an eye, the red and white princess who walked towards the backyard came back to me at the speed of light that stunned me. Like a perfect witch, with dignity, elegance, and noble etiquette, she touched the ground with her ten fingers and performed a stroke. Kowtow.

"Please wait a moment. I'm going to change my clothes right now. I must greet the distinguished guests with the most solemn etiquette. Or how about preparing a prayer dance before dinner is ready?"

"..."

This guy... really has no moral integrity at all in front of gold coins.

"Forget about the prayer dance, hurry up and prepare dinner for me." I touched my belly. Although I really wanted to see what the prayer dance was, I thought that the red and white princess was only one person, and she couldn't be separated. If she performs the prayer dance, who will make dinner? Under the threat of hunger, I gave in to my appetite.

"Please come in for tea, please wait a moment. Dinner will be ready soon."

"Yeah...Okay." The red and white princess suddenly became polite, dignified and virtuous, which made me uncomfortable and scratched my head.

No, now that we have reached this point...

I looked at the money box, and Roger's third stingy soul kept roaring to stop himself from doing stupid things.

However, perhaps I was really infected by the curiosity of the two tails, so I couldn't help but take out hundreds of broken gems, gritted my teeth and threw them inside.

An even weirder sound effect came from the money box, which made me terrified and inexplicable. I saw the red and white princess, who had already moved forward and was about to lead me into the room to entertain me, suddenly stopped and her body stiffened.

Then, she turned back tremblingly, her dignified temperament was gone, and instead she looked at me with tearful eyes.

Hey, hey, are you moved to tears? It's too exaggerated, and you, the princess, are too cheap!

"Sure enough, I knew that Wu's ambition was more than that. He had been eyeing me for a long time, right? At this time, this opportunity to attack, even if I am the victim, I can't help but want to praise him. He is worthy of being the Dark Lord. The number one harem man in mainland China.”

The red and white princess bit her cherry lips. With a charming posture and twinkling tears, she said pitifully.

"You are talking about things that are not there. It is inexplicable. When did I start eyeing you? What does it have to do with the men in the harem? What happened to me? Is it wrong to worship me?" I must not be able to bear such inexplicable slander. .

"Wu still want to deny it? Obviously... the hospitality just now is already the highest level that the shrine can offer, but Wu still continues to double the offerings, which is obviously..."

Wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes, the red and white princess clenched her fists and looked at the night sky.

"But there is no way, the rules are the rules. I risk my dignity as a princess of the shrine maiden clan, and I must abide by it. If there is no higher standard of hospitality, then I can create it myself. If I use my pure and pure body to serve dishes..."

"Are the rules of the shrine maiden clan to sell moral integrity?!!!" I spat out a mouthful of old blood, and it turned out to be...this princess of one hundred thousand moral integrity, actually wanted to use a female [beep] to hold something. Sure enough, there is no limit to the limits of moral integrity, and I shouldn't have tested it in the first place.

"Could it be that...could it be that you want to save it for the night?" The red and white princess took a step back and looked at me with eyes that were even more moist, helpless and pitiful.

"The premise from the beginning was wrong. I never thought about asking you to use your body to serve me. It's better for you to just imagine everything on your own, you bastard!" I couldn't bear it any longer, and I was breathing heavily without complaining. Uncomfortable Ski.

"Really? What a shame."

"It's not a pity at all! And the position of the person who said this should be reversed, right?"

"Oh. Could it be that Wu actually feels sorry in his heart?" the red and white princess said softly, looking at me with charming eyes full of smiles.

Too bad, she suddenly caught the flaw when he lost his words.

My old face turned red from suppressing it, and I clenched my fists, wishing I could throw myself into a German-style arch bridge throw again: "That's enough, you bastard. Is the rule for treating distinguished guests just to tease them?"

"It's really disrespectful. I'll get ready right now." With a brisk smile, the red and white princess quickly walked to the side room next to the main hall.

It's really easy to lose strength when you're with this guy.

Looking at the disappearing back of the red and white princess. Looking at the money box again, I feel like crying but I don’t have any tears. Is this considered a loss of both people and money? What a fool I am, what a big fool I am!

The speed of the Red and White Princess is so fast. Before I finished the pot of tea, the steaming hot dishes were already served one after another. Sure enough, there was wine and meat, all colors, flavors and tastes, which made me hard-skinned after almost half a year in the hell world. I am a fan of rat meat and clear noodle soup. Just smelling the aroma makes my stomach growl violently.

"Yeah, it's delicious. You guys are surprisingly good at cooking."

I couldn't wait to take a bite and put it in my mouth. I opened my eyes wide and praised it. Is this product really good at craftsmanship or because I haven't eaten delicious food for a long time? I don't need to think about this kind of thing anymore. I just have to eat it. That’s it.

"Thank you. Come on, come on, please have a drink."

The advantage of paying so much money is that the red and white princess didn't know when she added a dignified and beautiful red robe, which is somewhat similar to the style of the Holy Moon Wolf. If she looks serious, looking at it like this, these ten Princess Wan Jie Cao actually... uh... actually...

What's going on, ahem, there's actually a little bit of that amazing feeling that makes people's hearts beat, just a little bit, really just a little bit.

In order to hide the heat on my face, I picked up the wine glass filled by the Red and White Princess and drank it all in one gulp.

"This wine tastes really good. Although I can't tell the taste, it's completely different from what I've drunk before."

"Yes, this is a unique brew in the world. Only that race and that person can brew it." Hearing what I said, the red and white princess smiled clearly.

"But be careful, the wine has a lot of stamina." As she said that, the red and white princess stretched out her chopsticks elegantly, held them up with her little hands, picked up some vegetables and put them in my bowl.

Being served like this really feels like a noble lord.

"I'm sorry for this. You can eat together too. There's no need to wait."

"How can this work?"

"I'm a distinguished guest. Just say yes."

"That would be disrespectful."

As soon as I finished speaking, a flash of red flashed in front of my eyes. The dignified red robe on the red and white princess was completely lifted up, spun around in front of my eyes, and suddenly disappeared like magic. Then, wearing a normal witch costume with exposed armpits, let me The very familiar red and white princess appeared in front of her, with a bowl in her hand, and she started eating by herself.

This guy. You must have expected me to say this.

Seeing how quickly the red and white princess changed, from a shrine maiden serving distinguished guests to the host of the guests, I felt itchy with hatred.

However, I actually said something like "a normal and familiar miko costume with exposed armpits". It seems that my outlook on life has been almost ruined by this miko princess.

The two of them were in a turmoil. In less than a moment, all the more than ten dishes were eaten.

"I'm full, I'm full. I can die without regrets." I patted my bulging belly and lay down lazily. I just felt like I was in heaven. He didn't even want to open his eyes.

"Tea." After having enough wine and food, the tea-drinking goddess Miko naturally prepared another pot of tea and handed it over.

"Thank you." I sat up and couldn't wait to take a sip of hot tea. The sweet tea flavor flowed into my internal organs along my taste buds, soothing my full belly and making my whole body feel refreshed. Every cell in the body seems to be jumping for joy.

"Are you alone here?"

"Father is here too." The red and white princess pointed to the money box placed outside.

“Have you used this meme enough?”

"I was smiling happily just now." The red and white princess smiled happily.

"My wallet is crying, you bastard! And is that weird sound effect actually laughter? I think you'd better do an exorcism on the money box, maybe it's possessed by something strange. .”

As soon as I finished saying this, I felt a chill on my neck. I felt as if something had passed over me, and I touched it uneasily.

"Father just said [It's great, I've made a good friend]."

"You must have found the person who took advantage of you, right?"

"Please be sure to remain friends with him, my father said."

“Do you still want to keep sucking my wallet?!”

"It's not impossible to use beauty when necessary."

"Is there such a father? Is there really such a father?! And what kind of good friend is this!"

"How can there be pure friendship between men and women? My father said so."

"Oh, I unexpectedly said something serious."

"So let's just put medicine in the tea."

"Pfft!" I spat out a mouthful of tea.

"You...you guy..."

"I'm sorry, because the distinguished guest refused the prayer dance, so I can only simply prepare a cross talk for the distinguished guest to enjoy as a pastime after the meal.

"Don't let the distinguished guest perform cross talk for the distinguished guest, you big idiot!" I complained and dropped the knife, hitting the red and white princess in the forehead.

Alas, my stomach feels just full. It started to feel empty again.

"Speaking of which..." I looked around the room.

"Are you really the only one at the shrine?"

Although it is a small shrine, it is still too big for one person. It's a little more spacious.

"Father……"

"I've had enough of this joke!"

"Mother……"

"Remember you said last time that you have passed away, right?"

"Um."

I was silent for a moment: "In other words, you are the only one?"

"Father……"

"That's enough! I'm going to smash the money box, you bastard!"

"Normally, I'm alone." Hearing that the money box was in danger, this guy immediately answered seriously. There was really nothing he could do to her.

"usually?"

"Yes, there are still a few diners who come over from time to time to have a meal or something, to help drive away the bastards from the Scarlet Devil Mansion, etc., but they are never willing to make offerings." The Red and White Princess said angrily.

It turns out that the last point is the key!

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