Diablo Destruction
Chapter 2054: The Animal Trio Seeking Death
There were a few light white clouds floating in the sky, which just blocked the sun above the head at noon. The cool breeze caressed the cheeks, bringing with it a hint of the coolness of autumn in the prairie, but it seemed particularly pleasant in the middle of the hot lunch. That trace of excess heat blew away.
This guy, Seatlek, didn't settle down for a while, but he immediately relapsed into his old ways. He picked up the wine jar and acted arbitrarily, looking for people to drink with him everywhere. After avoiding me, she probably finally realized that only asking me to drink would irritate Bisi's nerves.
"Come on, come on, everyone, don't worry about that bragging guy Wu, just give me a drink." Doug was also drunk. He spoke with a loud tongue, slurring his words, taking a mouthful of wine and a mouthful of meat, feeling very uncomfortable.
"Doug, what you said is wrong. Who doesn't want to be accused of bragging by a bully?" I immediately ran over and protested.
"Me? When did I, Doug, brag? Let's talk about it." Doug opened his eyes and made gestures towards everyone, telling lies.
"No, I guarantee it. I guarantee it with... I guarantee it with Geoff's personality. Doug has never boasted." Lal swore to the sky with all his heart.
"I also vouch for it in the name of Boss Lal." Although Gefu was straightforward, he obviously couldn't bear such a loss, so he also dragged Lal into the water with him. Very good, these two guys in front of him have lost their personality.
"Look at it, look at it. No, I'm not bragging. Think of me, Doge, who was the instructor of the training camp. Guess what." Doug, who was so proud of his personality in exchange for the two brothers, started to foam at the mouth. stand up.
"I can't guess. Could it be that he thought that when you were born, you fell face first on the ground and fell into a cake shape, so he introduced you to be an apprentice in a bakery?" I asked back with a needle in my hand.
"Bah, you just landed on your face when you were born. Let me tell you, the Paladin instructor at the training camp at that time thought that I, Doug, was too upright, too brave, and too hard-core. He wanted to bring me to the Paladin, life or death. I went to the training camp and said that I would be trained to become a paladin hero like Griswold, but I thought in my heart that I am a barbarian. My family has been barbarian warriors for generations, and my good brother Gefu, How could I disappoint my ancestors, how could I leave Gefu alone, so I resolutely refused to become a paladin hero with a bright future, and chose the profession of barbarian warrior, which could not fully utilize one percent of my qualifications. "Doug was gushing, and once he started bragging, he couldn't stop talking.
Everyone felt a chill after hearing this. This bullshit was so lawless. Even Lal and Gefu, who were willing to betray their personalities to serve as a stepping stone for him, put on a look of disgust as they withdrew their words and did not recognize this person.
"If you, Daug, weren't bragging, what I just said is the truth. I am an honest man with unparalleled benevolence and righteousness." Seeing this, I couldn't help but sneer.
"Who just said... what about Azmodan's hair? Tell me about it?" Doug looked confused and put his ear up, waiting for my explanation.
"I'm just saying like."
"Nonsense, Wu, it's not that I underestimate your strength, but you are far behind Azmodan. Not to mention getting its hair, even within ten kilometers of it, I'm afraid your legs will be weak. I can’t walk anymore.”
"You are the one who is talking nonsense, Doug. Otherwise, let's make a bet. Let's make a bet on whether I can produce proof that is close to Azmodan."
"Okay, let's bet." I was sure that in the hell world, there was no way I could come into contact with Azmodan, otherwise I wouldn't be able to stand here and talk. Doug was now confident, patted his chest, and followed without hesitation. I made a bet.
"Where is everyone?" I glanced at everyone.
In fact, these people may have the same idea as Doug. After all, as the alliance becomes more and more powerful and stable, more and more information is released to everyone by the alliance today. Especially this group of people are also top-notch in their respective regions. Adventurers, as well as clan leaders and princesses like Little Fox and Tia, as well as masters like Seattlek and Carlos who often complete secret missions of the alliance, and intelligence chiefs like the dirty maid, plus I reveal some from time to time. Semi-confidential information.
These people can be said to be a group of people who are relatively familiar with the current situation. They know that although the alliance is getting stronger now, it is still far behind the forces of hell and has to rely on the help of the angel clan. , especially in terms of high-end combat effectiveness, the current alliance simply cannot produce anyone who can compete with the Four Demon Kings.
Azmodan is the strongest among the four demon kings. Let alone encounter him, even if I encounter Duriel or Andariel, I will definitely die. As for Belial, that is a cliché. It's a problem. When it comes to it, everyone even has a consensus that they would rather have a passionate collision with the three demon gods than be targeted by Belial.
So, to get back to the point, it is natural and not surprising that people do not believe that I have ever encountered Azmodan.
However, these guys didn't get to know me in a day or two. Seeing me placing bets so calmly, they probably finally remembered my nickname of the Alliance's miraculous savior (?), and hesitated again. I am afraid that if I stand in the wrong team, I will suffer an unreasonable disaster.
"Why, you don't dare anymore? Weren't you very arrogant just now? Why don't you dare to take a gamble?" Seeing everyone's reaction, I suddenly became proud.
"Don't be arrogant, let's do it." Lal, who was about to experience a day of loss of personality, pulled Gefu and stood up to cheer for his good brother.
"You two..." Doug was immediately moved.
"We are on Wu's side." Before he could finish his words, Lar and Gefu came over together, turned their heads, faced Doug, and gave a righteous scolding: "Actually, I have long thought that Doug is unreliable. If the savior of the Alliance doesn’t believe it, who else can believe it? Do you think so?”
"You two bastards." Doug gritted his teeth in hatred, his big copper-bell eyes blazing with anger. He wanted to immediately pounce on him and fight to the death with his brothers who had lived and died together.
"Where's the old horse?" I looked at Malagby. You love to join in the fun, don't you want to have a hand?
"I...of course I am following Boss Fan's footsteps." Lao Ma's expression suddenly became firm, as if he had finally found the goal of life, the meaning of existence, and the courage to fight.
"What's going on? Do you really believe that Wu can see Azmodan?" Doug saw that the situation was not good, and he felt like he was surrounded on all sides, and he immediately yelled.
"Boss Seattle Ke, you are strong and your words are reasonable. Tell me, with Wu's current strength, is it possible?" He turned around to look for his big partner, Big Brother, hoping that the other party could be more powerful.
"Under normal circumstances, it is absolutely impossible. Just like what you just said, Doug, let alone ten miles away or a hundred miles away, as long as Azmodan discovers it, Junior Brother Wu will definitely die." Seatlek affirmed. said.
"Look, look, don't you believe what Boss Seattleke said?" Doug immediately became proud.
"Don't be too happy too early. Didn't you hear that Senior Brother Seattleke just added [under normal circumstances]?" I sneered.
"There are indeed special circumstances, but I think Wu, you look... quite normal, quite ordinary, and nothing like a miracle."
"..." This is indeed a knowing blow.
"Stop talking nonsense, is there anyone left?" I pointed to Laerma and the others behind me, indicating that the truth will always be on the side with more people, and no matter how you quibble, it will be useless.
"Oh? It seems to be very lively here. What happened?" Gorilla Gorilla, who had been eating and drinking there, finally came over with his animal team and asked curiously.
"We're making a bet."
"A bet? What's the bet for? Let's join in." Gao Te became excited.
"Anyway, you can't understand it even with your IQ, so just choose whatever you want. Anyway, it's a 50-50 chance." I was too lazy to explain, so I quickly urged, since Sister Lina is not here, I will punish you today. Chief Gorilla.
"Boss Gott, this way, this way." Doug waved his hand quickly.
"But, you only have one person there." Gaut hesitated a little. Although he had an IQ at the level of an orangutan, the instinct to follow the crowd still remained in his miserable, honeycomb-like brain.
"The truth is always in the hands of a few people, which is why most people are mediocre, only a few people are geniuses, and a few people will always rule the majority of people." Doug used his big mouth that can talk even the dead. Kung Fu, with his hands wide open, like a fanatical believer spreading his faith, the animal trio was stunned.
"That seems reasonable." After Gao Te thought twice, he waved his hand and walked to Doug's side with determined steps. I didn't stop him from the beginning to the end, and said what I wanted to punish him just now.
"Now I'm back in the game, hahahaha." Doug felt that he was no longer alone and smiled proudly.
"Is there no one left? Brother Seattle, don't you also like to join in the fun?" I smiled maliciously at the big guy, trying to drag him into the water.
"Oh, I don't know why. I got drunk the day before yesterday and it seems I haven't fully sobered up yet. I'm squinting at the side and you guys are playing your own tricks." The witty Seatik found a far-fetched reason and escaped.
He would rather open the wounds of his defeat in front of Bisi the day before yesterday than get involved. This shows how much Seattle Ke doesn't think highly of Doug. This fact makes Doug feel panicked, but he is still stubborn and refuses to admit defeat. As for The three Gotts... don't even know what they are betting on, so don't expect them to notice that the atmosphere is not good.
"Let's get started, come up with whatever tricks you want, give a high five, and Doug lowered his body and roared loudly like a bullfight.
"There's no rush, let's talk about punishment first." I stretched out my big hand, and Feini, who seemed to have known what I was planning, cooperated and pushed Bisi over, who looked confused, and handed it to me.
"Bisi, do you still have the wine you had with Seattle Lake the day before yesterday?" I asked pleasantly, holding Bis' soft little hand and pulling her to me.
"Yes...yes...Sir Elder..." Bisi's face turned red and she nodded her head.
"It's good to have it. How about the loser drinking a jar?"
"Ruthless enough." Lal and the others gave a thumbs up, indicating that I was the wild wolf wearing the harmless skin of humans and animals.
"Who is afraid of whom?" Doug had no way out.
"Very well, you guys who are about to become prodigal dogs, keep a watch." I touched in the inventory and took out an item that shone with a deep dark gold luster.
"This is..." Everyone's attention was attracted. Experienced adventurers can roughly judge whether this piece of equipment is powerful or not from the light of the equipment and the aura it emits.
There is no doubt that the luster and aura emitted by the equipment in my hand are unprecedented and the most powerful dark gold equipment I have ever felt.
"What on earth is this?" Equipment Controller Seattle Cook stopped pretending to be asleep and rushed forward excitedly. He snatched the dark gold equipment from my hand and put it in the palm of his hand for a look.
Black eye patch?
Seattle's face was embarrassed at that time. His face was already ferocious enough. If he brought this thing with him again, he might be able to take down the title of the most vicious person in Darkness.
But when he saw the attributes of the equipment, he suddenly felt embarrassed, his mouth opened wide, and his saliva flowed out.
"Good...good, good...good stuff!" Seatik slapped his thigh and yelled involuntarily.
Seattle's character is very good. Every time he goes out for training with Carlos, after coming back, he is able to outdo Carlos in terms of harvest. What kind of equipment is this that can make even a nouveau riche like him unable to calm down?
Naturally, this eyepatch is Azmodan's eyepatch that I picked up deep in the pit. It is also my only, fatal and powerful method for this bet. Even if Doug has a hundred mouths, every mouth can... It's useless to talk about it with all the hype. The iron-clad facts are before our eyes.
Carlos, who knew Seattle very well, couldn't help but come closer when he saw his reaction. After seeing the properties of the eye patch, this handsome, calm and unparalleled paladin also opened his mouth wide, wondering about its name and its properties. Its powerful properties.
"Boss, don't just sit there in a daze, let us take a look." Seattleik and Carlos, who are among the most powerful and well-equipped, had such exaggerated reactions, which made Lal even more excited. When others were curious, even Doug, who had been showing disdain, couldn't help but come closer.
"Aaaah...Azmodan's eyepatch?" After Lal and the others saw it, their behavior became even worse, and their jaws almost dropped to the ground.
"And this attribute... this attribute is strong... this is the equipment I dream of." Lao Ma worshiped the blindfold raised high like a pilgrim.
"Come on, you idiot, get out of my way." The sturdy little fox kicked his former teammate away. He took the blindfold from Seattle and was shocked.
Whether it's the powerful name, the powerful demand level, or the powerful attributes, they are all the strongest and can almost catch up with artifacts.
The blindfold was passed from one person's hand to another. Everyone wanted to see with their own eyes how powerful Azmodan's thing was. Naturally, after seeing it, all they could do was marvel and worship.
From a young age, the ordinary eyepatch he wore turned into such a terrifying dark gold equipment. It is really unimaginable how terrifying Azmodan's strength is.
"How about it, Doug, admit defeat." I turned the wine jar Bisi handed me over in my hand and looked at the defeated team with a smile.
"It's worth getting drunk once you see something like this." Doug was bragging, and he felt very energetic at this time. He immediately grabbed the wine jar, opened it, raised his head and drank a few sips, and then tilted his body. ,collapsed.
"Um...who can tell me what happened?" The trio of Gauts looked at us with wide, kind, innocent, pure and ignorant eyes, as if they were three little lambs who were still ignorant of the world. He looked at the hungry wolves surrounding him with innocent eyes.
"It's nothing, just drink this jar of wine." They were also too lazy to explain. Everyone looked at the animal trio with schadenfreude. You were eating and drinking on one side just now. Now you know what it means to be beaten if you are lagging behind in information. ?
"This... looks very bad." After taking a sip, Gott felt a little uneasy.
"Boss Gott, what's wrong with you? You can even do such a fearless thing as running naked by the river. How can you be swallowed by a small jar of wine? Imagine, this jar of wine is a river, Show your courage."
"That's right." Gao Te's expression darkened, and his Chinese-character face immediately became serious and majestic, showing a majestic expression. He waved his hand, and the clothes on his upper body suddenly disappeared, entering a semi-naked mature state, and then completely disappeared. He drank it in one gulp without hesitation, and then, like Doug, he leaned over and the wine jar was passed to Mishan's hand.
"Imagine facing the sunset over the sea at this moment."
Mishan then died in battle, and the wine jar passed into the hands of the Khan.
"Imagine it's early morning in Harrogath and dawn is rising."
The Khan was killed in battle, and there was still less than half of the wine in the wine jar.
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