Diablo Destruction

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"Dad, welcome back." When they returned to the rest area, the daughters had already gotten up and were packing up the tent. The little fox who came back first also put out the bonfire for the whole night as if nothing had happened. Everything was so peaceful. nature.

"Well, I'm back, babies, do you miss daddy?" I spread my arms, hugged the twin princesses who came up to me, kissed them hard, then hugged little Heitan, and held her long The mercury bangs were pushed aside, revealing a smooth and lovely forehead, as well as a pair of beautiful eyes that turned into double pupils again after daytime, and kissed them again and again.

While doing this action, the little fox and I glanced at little Heitan's face very secretly, and found that she did not show any abnormal color. We couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and smiled reassuringly.

It seems that choosing to come back after taking a shower is the right thing to do.

Although it is an open secret that I am that Aunt Tracy, my daughters still take good care of my face. They stick to me one by one and call me very affectionate, as if I have really been away for a month. Could it be Oscar? Should the acting award be awarded to the twin princesses?

Putting aside this thought and getting ready, we continued to set off, this time walking back the way we came. With a senior adventurer like Little Fox, the direction is definitely not a problem. Of course, I think I can actually do it too. Come, just activate this terrible, long-dormant seventh sense.

After killing dozens of waves of enemies along the way, it can be clearly felt that the density of monsters has become smaller, and the number of encounters with enemies is also decreasing. In the afternoon, when the sun was still two poles high, we encountered no more enemies. We walked for more than half an hour, and finally, the city wall of Lalula town, which we had not seen for a month, appeared in front of us.

Not yet reached the city gate. After hearing the news, Somako came up from inside with a cane. It seemed that some elf soldiers had gone back to report the news early. After all the trouble last month, my appearance and the conspicuous features of our team, probably It has been remembered by all the soldiers.

"Your Highness the Prince. Welcome back. Princess, are your experiences going well?" Somako greeted warmly. At this moment, he was not the mayor of Lalula Town, but a man who had been saved and admired. Heroic ordinary old man.

"Everything went well. I just missed you all, so I came back to rest." I nodded and smiled, and greeted the elf soldiers who were neatly lined up next to me one by one. This welcoming formation was almost as fast as Artoria's arrival in person. Don't give it to me. There is so much pressure. I have never enjoyed such treatment in the league.

After some exchanges of greetings, I politely rejected Somako’s enthusiastic invitation to stay. He came up with the excuse that he had something to discuss with Yalandlan. He didn't dare to delay "important matters related to the future of the elves" and was more anxious than me to send us to the teleportation station.

I'm not lying. "Important matters related to the future of the elves" were made up by Somako himself. I just simply said that I wanted to discuss something with the elder Yalandlan.

With a little guilt, we stayed here for less than half an hour and waved goodbye to the small town of Lalula. According to Somako, our cute pink elf Loli Buco went out with her parents again with the hunting team in the village. It's a pity that she couldn't hear the delicate and lovely voice of her highness brother.

After a while, we returned to the Elf King City, and soon soldiers came to greet us and escorted us all the way back to the Crystal Tree. These cumbersome etiquette made me overwhelmed, but I didn’t want to embarrass Artoria, so I could only go all the way. Pretending to be happy and easy-going, I accepted it.

Back at the residence, everyone hurried to the bathroom, especially the twin princesses. You don’t always have the opportunity to clean your body on the way to experience. It’s better here with the elves. They are all in forest areas and it is easy to find water. In the alliance experience area But it was miserable. I often had to go to caves, tombs and other places. No matter how dirty I was, I could only wipe my body with the water I brought with me. I think my most proud achievement back then was that I hadn’t cleaned my body for forty days. Inside, the mice were circling around me.

Ahem, what am I doing to recall these dark histories? In short, it is a woman’s nature to love beauty. The actions of the twin princesses are understandable. As for Xiao Heitan, it seems that the old habits still remain on her body and she doesn’t care much about them. But there are two things There was an older sister who was taking care of her, so my poor little daughter was also dragged into the bathroom by her older sisters.

"Didn't you just take a shower?" I asked curiously when I saw that the little fox was also planning to get into the bathroom.

Maybe she was thinking of what happened in the morning. When I asked her this question, her face immediately turned red and she turned around and glared at me: "Humph, if I am willing, can you care about it? Besides, what about the external conditions? It’s better than here.”

As he said that, he closed the door and gave me a look of gray on his face, this arrogant little Tianhu.

Even the little ghosts, Elijah and Kajiel, after hearing the news of their return, came out of the necklace in a swarm, clamoring to take a bath. I said, you have no experience at all, right? Why do I act like I have worked hard and should take a bath to reward myself?

Women are really difficult creatures to understand. I sighed, stood up, and walked a few steps. In this case, then I will... I will also take a bath to avoid being exposed to pornographic jokes at night, maid, little fox. Kick out of bed.

After touching my nose, I glanced at the bathroom door with suspicion, touched it cautiously, stretched out my hand and pushed it. Damn it, it was locked. The idea of ​​a mandarin duck bath was suddenly shattered.

Hearing the movement at the door, the little fox's proud and crisp laughter came from the bathroom, as if to say, I knew you, a bad guy, would make a sneak attack. This Tianhu had been on guard against this attack for a long time. He also wanted to bully this Tianhu. Mendu No.

This little fox... I was so angry that my teeth itched, and I turned around to attack the little ghost. She must not have locked the door, but it seemed that Elijah and Kajie followed her into the same bathroom.

As for the other bathroom...if I dare to go there, the door will definitely be open to welcome me. The problem is that the consequences of finally doing it will be that the real story of the Beast Duke will be officially staged.

In the end, I could only take a bath alone, and I couldn't even enjoy Elijah's "biu~~biu~~biu~~". Having said that, I don't have the guts to let Elijah do this anymore. Ever since I saw her human girl form. There is no way to treat her as a little mermaid princess anymore. Man, what a pathetic creature.

When he came out of the bath after taking a long time, he learned from the little fox that his children had already gone to catch up on their sleep. No matter how easy the experience was, there would always be a tense nerve on the road. I couldn't relax. Once I returned to the safe zone, I would feel a huge sense of fatigue. Even me, the bodyguard who didn't move a finger along the way, was tired, let alone my daughters.

"What about you?" Look at the time. The maidservant Huang Duanzi should have received the news of our return, but she still has to help with the affairs of the elves, so it should be impossible to come back in such a hurry. As for Arlandland, by the same token, she should also be busy now, sorry now to disturb her. Let's talk about it tomorrow. First say hello to the maidservant and ask her to tell Yalandlan and wait for arrangements. Then there will be a well-prepared environment to chat slowly and listen to her stories.

"I'm going to take a nap too." The little fox lazily stretched out his infinitely enchanting and beautiful body and yawned. He said vaguely.

"Together?" I was ready to move.

"If you dare, I don't mind." The little fox gave me a flirtatious look, and suddenly became bolder. Just when I was confused as to why she was so bold, I suddenly understood.

This is Artoria's home. No matter how dissolute and extravagant the Duke of Beasts is, I cannot have sex with another woman in my king's home. Well...except for the pornographic maid. After all, she is the "official wife" specially allowed by Artoria.

Seeing that I understood, the little fox smiled triumphantly again, like a little hen that had won a battle. I raised my head and chest, swung my fox tail and pushed open the door to leave. Before closing the door, I didn't forget to point my finger at me, but I was determined that I didn't have the guts to steal anything in my king's house.

Damn it...just wait and see, don't let me seize the opportunity, otherwise I have to make this little fox like you look good, you know what it feels like to be spoiled!

I swore fiercely in my heart, but in the blink of an eye, I thought, if the little fox is spoiled, it will be my turn to be spoiled next. As for the reason... He who knows knows, it seems that it is just a tie at most, which is nothing. What a proud place.

Thinking of this, I felt downcast and lost my energy. Forget it, go to sleep, I'm tired too.

So, I had another lonely nap with me. I didn't wake up until sunset.

But the first light that catches the eye is not the golden color of the sunset, but the mysterious, gorgeous and intoxicating purple color. Is the sky going to change?

I blinked and waited until my vision was completely clear before I realized that this beautiful purple came from the delicate and beautiful eyes of Huang Duanzi's maid - she was lying on the edge of the bed, her face completely leaning over, those purple eyes, Less than an inch away from my eyes, staring closely at my sleeping face, I don’t know how long I kept this action, which made me unexpectedly feel that this pornographic maid is actually a yandere. .

"No matter how much you like me, you don't have to get so close and stare at my sleeping face without blinking. I am still self-aware and know that my sleeping face has nothing to do with adjectives such as handsome and cute. .”

Faced with the unblinking gaze of the pornographic maid, I had no choice but to say anything.

"Wow~~~" Maybe I woke up too suddenly, and her reflex arc was delayed for three seconds before she suddenly woke up, backed away, and sat down on the ground.

"Who... who likes you, the shameless and narcissistic idiot prince? I just plan to sneak attack on you and use this ancestral birth control pill to make the idiot prince smarter." This little maid is not cute at all. In a panic, I found an excuse that was so cute that it made people want to laugh.

"Let's not talk about whether it is effective or not. Doing this kind of thing is not considered a sneak attack."

"Because the contraceptive pill must be inserted through the nose." The maidservant who came back to her senses immediately became sharp in her words.

"It's just murder!" I touched my nose in horror. No, there was indeed a foreign object. Could it be that this dirty maid really did it? Was he really so lawless as to murder his master's husband? Is my nose pregnant?

Wait, is there a direct connection between birth control pills and pregnancy?

"Let's not argue with you idiot prince." Unexpectedly, the slutty maid who had always taken the initiative to provoke others actually put up the no-fight card first this time. She straightened up and said something earth-shattering.

"Little Black Carbon is gone."

"Wha...what?" I almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Are you kidding, you idiot? You want to tease me, right?"

"Do you look at me like I'm joking?" The pornographic maid stared at me seriously.

"Not like that. But it's suspicious."

"What's suspicious?"

"You are too calm. You don't look like a mother whose child has disappeared."

"Yes, I originally wanted to wake up the idiot prince and let you know the news earlier."

"Wake me up earlier and tell me, idiot!"

"But seeing His Highness' tired face, as a personal maid, I couldn't bear it, and I was torn between the master and my daughter."

"In order not to disturb the master's sleep, did you even give up the safety of your most beloved daughter? It's so dazzling. The light of the maid god in you at this moment is really dazzling!" I made an exaggerated gesture as if a dog's eyes were being stabbed.

"No, the real reason is that even if you wake up the incompetent master, it won't have any effect, so let's forget it."

"Don't tell me, don't tell me the real reason. It took a lot of effort for me to be moved!"

The panting and pornographic maid stared, took a deep breath to calm down the urge to complain, and I confirmed again.

"Little Black Carbon is really missing?"

"How to answer this question? It's a bit difficult to explain clearly on the surface. The small black carbon is neither missing nor missing."

"Please describe the incident from a mother's perspective."

"Okay, to put it simply, Little Heitan left the Elf King City while you were sleeping."

"What?" I jumped out of bed in fright.

"Then you can still be so calm? How can you be called a mother? Are you saying that because of the disappearance of Little Heitan, you have given up on yourself and are completely despairing of your future life?"

I was running around anxiously. I just used soul connection to sense it, and I found that the maid Huang Duanzi did not lie to me. She couldn't sense the existence of Little Black Carbon, which means that she is at least not in the Elf King City now.

"Don't be impatient. The idiot prince is pacing in front of me in his underwear. He looks more like he wants to give up on life."

"How can I feel at ease with this?" I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and I wanted to put on a cloak and rush out in a panic.

"Wait a minute. You idiot, do you want to stage a shameful game of naked men in cloaks and underwear in the royal city?" When the pornographic maid saw it, she became anxious and rushed forward to hug my legs. Don't let me break out.

The result of this was that I fell directly to the ground, and my whole face came into close contact with the ground. There was a sound of contact, and the whole room seemed to tremble slightly.

"Or are you planning to go out like this and suddenly open your cloak in front of the woman you like?"

"Can't you think in a normal direction? For example, a good father who rushes out of the house naked regardless of the safety of his daughter."

"Even that is a perversion." The pornographic maid thought about it seriously and replied.

I:"……"

Okay, I admit that I lost my composure just now. I calm down and think about it carefully. The maid of Huang Duanzi loves Xiao Heitan as much as I do. She is so calm, which shows that everything is under control and there is no need to worry.

"It seems that you have finally figured out, ahem, my identity as the intelligence leader of the Elf tribe." The maidservant raised her chin proudly, like a proud little hamster.

"Hmph, don't brag too hard." I snorted coldly, not wanting this little maid to be arrogant.

"Anyone who looks down on me has lost his temper."

"Okay, tell me what I did this morning?"

"I did something shameless with that Heavenly Fox Saint."

"Fuck, what the hell!" I was so scared that I peed.

"Hey, did I really guess it right?"

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