Diablo Destruction

Chapter 2185: Make you constipated for the rest of your life

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"You stupid ghost, can't you just use the normal method? Do you like to bite people so much?" I kissed the remaining taste in the little ghost's mouth clean, and then I rubbed her face with one hand and said.

"Uh-huh, I like this saint, Xiaofan has nothing to do with it." The little ghost acted arrogantly.

"I'll accept you, but it's better to use less healing techniques, as long as the wound can heal itself."

Although the healing spell works quickly, the real effect is to catalyze one's own vitality for healing. Therefore, if the injury is not serious and it can heal itself, it is best not to use healing spells, especially for adventurers. , his physique is good and he recovers quickly from injuries, so there is no need to save a little time to receive treatment. Of course, it is another matter in battle.

"What this saint uses is not an ordinary healing technique. It is pure holy power. It will not cause any damage to Xiaofan's vitality." The little ghost responded like this.

"Oh? It sounds like something that has been lost for a long time. How is it different from ordinary healing techniques?" Hearing what she said, I became interested.

"Actually, this kind of treatment is the essence of healing, and the healing skills included in the priest's skills are just simplified versions." The little ghost thought for a while. Explain it in terms that my intelligence can understand.

"During the prosperity of the Holy See, the population was huge. There were countless people who needed to receive healing spells every day. The priests were too busy, and the holy power in their bodies could not support them to perform healing spells all day long. Therefore, the current simplified version was born. Just use A little bit of holy power relies on stimulating the injured's own vitality to heal. In this way, a priest can heal more people. Especially during the war, this simple healing technique became more popular, and over time it gradually replaced the original healing techniques.”

"This kind of simple treatment technique might as well be called lazy treatment technique." I couldn't help but complain when the little ghost talked about this history of changes in the treatment technique.

"There's no way. Using pure healing techniques, a low-level priest can only treat one or two people a day. But with simple healing techniques, he can treat twenty or thirty people a day. Which one do you think everyone will choose during a war? No more, why do you care about damaging your vitality?" The little ghost rolled his eyes at me. Expressing serious contempt for my intelligence.

"Okay, I was wrong. Has this healing technique been lost now?"

"Absolutely. I don't know if there is relevant information in Little Akara, but even if there is, it is not very useful at this period. Simple treatment techniques are more convenient. After in-depth optimization, the effect is not bad, and the harm to people is also small. Small." As soon as she mentioned something related to her profession, this little saint couldn't stop talking.

"Okay, okay, I understand. I can accept the treatment from the Holy Lady, but there is no need to use that method." I was dazzled by the little ghost's professional lines, and I could only wave and surrender.

"What does idiot Xiao Fan know? The tongue is more sensitive than fingers and can control the penetration of holy power into wounds more evenly. Do you think this saint likes to bite your dirty and smelly ham hand?" The little ghost glared at me.

"I was touched by my feelings just now in vain, please return my feelings." I pretended to be furious.

"Don't even think about it. This saint just wants Xiaofan to shed tears of gratitude for a lifetime, several lifetimes, dozens of lifetimes."

"It's too long. I will definitely switch roles in the next life. It's your turn to serve me as my maid!" I can't bear it. Do I have to be this little saint's servant knight for the next life? This is simply...actually quite good if you think about it carefully.

"Wow! This confident tone sounds like you have fulfilled your obligations as a servant knight to this saint." The little ghost looked at me troubled, his eyes saying, you have never served me well in your life, you want me Will I serve you in the next life? There are no doors.

The little ghost and I had a heated discussion about who should be masters and slaves in this life, the next life, and the next life. No one wanted to let the other, the poor sacred exorcism field, as an artifact, be forgotten like this. In a corner no one cares.

For a while, I was driven back by the little saint with a vicious tongue and a sharp tongue. When I wanted to find an excuse to change the subject, I remembered this guy and rolled my eyes: "Oh, I forgot about the artifact. ."

"Wow! This saint is obviously going to win a big victory, but despicable Xiaofan actually changed the subject." The little ghost is not someone who will be easily attracted by the word "artifact". She still sticks to the topic just now, vowing to Be my master from generation to generation.

"Well... you should take a look at the artifact first. If you can play with that thing, I can consider continuing to serve you in the next life." I forcibly continued to change the topic to the artifact.

"It's agreed." The little ghost took my left hand domineeringly and forced me to hook up with her. Then she quickly picked up the sacred exorcism field and fiddled with it with her head down.

Hum, there are more than a dozen sacred exorcism fields that can only be controlled by two-winged angels. You, the little saint girl, want to study and use it immediately. It is really the top ten jokes of this year.

"It takes a lot of victories to control it." Sure enough, after a while, the little ghost frowned, which made me chuckle. But after studying it for a while, she figured out the clues. It was not bad, and she could reward a big red flower.

The next moment, the smile froze on my face.

"However, it's not impossible to control it. You just need to give this saint some time to study."

"You...are you kidding? You can't control it at all with your current strength." I stammered and looked at the little ghost suspiciously. Could she be bragging in order to let me continue to be her servant in the next life? Bar.

"Huh, this saint has this." The little ghost made a small gesture, and a rhombus-shaped diamond appeared on her smooth little hand. It was the Audi Double Diamond, the saint's little friend.

"I completely forgot!" I slapped my forehead. I almost hit the wall with regret.

My unimportant head, I originally planned to hand over the sacred exorcism field to the little ghost. I just thought about whether she could use the Servant's Holy Diamond to replace those two-winged angels and control the sacred exorcism field, but why did she forget all about it after a while.

Could this be the little ghost's conspiracy? I kept changing the topic and rambling here and there just now, just to make my brain's storage space explode and I had to selectively forget some things.

It's scary. If this is the case, then this little saint is definitely better than Brother Kong Ming.

The more I regret it. The little ghost becomes even more proud, and can't wait to go back and study the field of sacred exorcism, and confirm as soon as possible that I will be her servant in the next life.

"Wait a minute, aren't you going to help me with the treatment?" I was really afraid that this talented little saint would understand the field of sacred exorcism in a blink of an eye, so I could only delay the time shamelessly. After a while, You can claim to have amnesia. Forget about this, anyway, I often suffer from intermittent convulsions and amnesia. These days, I am embarrassed to say that I am the protagonist even if I don’t lose my memory.

"Xiaofan doesn't allow me to bite." The little ghost muttered dissatisfiedly. How could she, who has been married for many years, not know what little idea I had.

"It's okay if you don't bite. It doesn't matter if the effect is a little bit." I hugged the little ghost with a shameless smile and kissed her lips. He made a vague sound.

"With this kind of treatment, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?"

"Big pervert Xiaofan." The little ghost who was unexpectedly kissed said vaguely, but did not protest, and stuck out his sweet tongue obediently and naturally. Let me suck the holy power coming from above.

A few minutes later, the little ghost suddenly looked up. "Jiao Chuan" said: "Okay, today's portion is enough. Giving too much holy power will be self-defeating."

"Oh, is this enough?" I was quite reluctant and continued to pull the little ghost and kiss him.

"Woo~~~ It's obviously enough." The little ghost protested vaguely.

"Yeah, so it's commercial time next."

“There’s no such long advertisement!”

"I'm sorry, I'm a profiteer."

This kiss was dark. It wasn't until I heard the footsteps of the other girls approaching that I let go of the weak little ghost and let her return to the necklace.

"Ah ho~~~" This energetic and energetic greeting voice, I knew who it was without looking back. Who else could it be besides Tia, the little Horadric princess?

"Here? Come on, do it." He looked at the little girl Tia with a smile. She poked her head in from the door and took a look. Seeing that I kept waving her to come in, the little girl smiled coquettishly. He trotted up and sat down by the bed.

But then, another figure made me blush.

This Ben Zina is really haunting. She can always be seen wherever Tia girl appears.

"Wow!!" Princess Wannian suddenly exclaimed as soon as she entered the door and saw my unhappy expression.

"What are you making all the fuss about?" Even though I knew it was her conspiracy, I couldn't help scolding her.

"What kind of injury did the stupid monkey suffer? Why did the monkey's butt grow on his face?" Princess Wannian issued a venomous attack.

"Whose butt is growing on the face!" I flipped the table at that time.

"Otherwise, why do you look constipated?"

"It's because I saw you that I acted like this. At least it gave me some self-awareness!"

"Is it because of me that the stupid monkey is constipated?"

"Yes, yes, that's right." I glared at Princess Wannian and made a hissing sound, trying to make her retreat.

"That's it." Princess Wannian lowered her head, as if she was sad.

Did...did I go too far? After all, she is also a girl, with a delicate side. She is not a careless guy like Seattle, who can make unscrupulous venomous remarks.

Thinking of this, I regretted it a bit.

At this moment, Princess Wannian suddenly raised her head and said, "Found it."

It turns out that this guy kept his head down, looking for something in the inventory, bastard! ! !

Then, Princess Wannian took out a roll of paper in her hand, unfolded it, and walked straight to the wall as if I, the owner of the room, did not exist, and stuck the paper firmly on the wall, facing the bedside. Side, let me see it as soon as I open my eyes.

When Princess Wannian stepped aside and saw the paper posted on the wall, I almost spit out blood.

What is painted on it is actually the bust of Princess Wannian, which is lifelike. It looks very much like the one posted next to my bed when I was still in the original world.

"I'll be constipated for the rest of my life." Princess Wannian wiped her white forehead hard as if she had done something great. He turned around and gave me a thumbs up with a smile.

Ni Zou Kai, Biozarai!

I gritted my teeth and glared at Princess Wannian, wishing I could pull off my right arm, get off the bed, rush up and tear the drawing paper into pieces.

"Okay, okay, don't quarrel as soon as we meet, and get along harmoniously." Tia, a peacemaker, took it for granted. It was wonderful and the future was revealed. Princess Wannian and I were glaring at each other as if we had a grudge against killing our father and seizing the throne. The bright smile on her face did not change, and she spoke softly to the two of us in a tone like a kindergarten teacher. He reassured.

"We can live in peace, as long as she can pull down the painting, we can still be strangers." I pointed to the bust of Benzina posted on the wall directly opposite. Said unceremoniously.

"Eh? Why? This is Nana's meticulous work that she painted all night." Tia blinked at me in confusion.

Painted all night?

I couldn't help but take another look at the portrait. Indeed, the more I looked at it, the more I felt that the painting was good, even better than the exquisite paintings and posters in the original world, but I couldn't bear it!

"Nana heard that Fanfan was injured and was very worried. She has always wanted to visit you, but she didn't know what gift to give, so she finally drew such a picture." Tia continued to reveal the news.

This time it was Princess Wannian's turn to darken her face: "Tia, don't talk nonsense. Whose eyes did you see that I was going to give a gift to a monkey? Besides, even if I give it, it's just a basket of banana peels."

"I saw it with both eyes. Nana got up secretly late last night, lying on the table and drawing until morning."

Tia continued to say this with a pure and bright smile. This smile made Princess Nana quite discouraged and unable to refute. This is probably the saying that one thing brings down another.

"I'm going to slap you like a banana peel bastard!" But I was so angry that I didn't hear what Tia said just now. When I heard Princess Wannian say that she wanted to give me a basket of banana peels, I was furious. Even Gao Te Orangutans don't get such miserable treatment, at least not bananas. It's really unreasonable.

"Really, why can't you two be more frank?" Seeing Princess Wannian and I glaring at each other again, Tia sighed and shook her head helplessly.

"Nana, sit down, stop bullying Fanfan." She first waved to her best friend.

"Who bullied whom? A mere doll princess wants to bully me? What a joke." When I heard this, I immediately became unhappy.

"Forget it. After staying with this stupid monkey for too long, I'm afraid that my IQ will drop, so I'll leave first." Princess Wannian retorted not to be outdone, but she turned around and left, her movements clean and neat, and her back quite graceful. A bit bright and heroic.

After watching Princess Wannian leave, the little girl turned around and looked at me with a cute smile.

"Little girl, you smile so stupidly." I couldn't help but flick her forehead and started laughing myself.

"Oh~~~Fanfan bullies others. As soon as Nana is not around, he immediately pretends to be an adult." Little girl Tia covered her forehead and looked at me dissatisfied.

But before I could say anything, she immediately forgave me the next moment, and her smile became more energetic and bright, with a bit of coquettishness. I felt warm inside and became much more energetic. I couldn’t wait to go out with this little girl. Jump around and make a scene.

"How is Fanfan's hand?" I finally remembered that I was here to visit my doctor. Girl Tia sat on the edge of the bed and tried her best to get closer to my arm and take a look.

"Fortunately, I'll probably be able to transform into a bear in a few days, and I'll recover faster by then."

"Really?" The little girl was full of curiosity, her pretty nose curled up and down, and she sniffed fiercely.

"Is the ointment on it made by Linya?"

"Um."

"That's it." Tia suddenly felt a little disappointed.

"What's wrong?" I pinched her cheek gently and asked curiously.

"I also brought ointment, but since Linya did it, forget it." Tia lowered her head and muttered in frustration.

"Forget it. If yours is more effective, of course I'll use yours." I said angrily and funny.

"Is it really okay? Won't Linya be angry?"

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