Diablo Destruction

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I was so miserable that Raphael, who was infamously known as one of the two witches in the camp, was not going to let me go. He just picked me up and stuck me in the haystack like an ostrich buried in the sand. He turned me around and faced me. face, with a smile full of malicious intent.

"Xiao Xiao Wu, where were you looking at just now? Come and talk to my sister."

"Raphael tits..."

"Heavenly Punishment!" A German-style arch bridge fell, and I was spinning again, foaming at the head.

"Lord Raphael..."

"Uh-huh, that's pretty much it." Raphael raised the dark green hair in front of his shoulders and raised the corners of his mouth proudly: "I thought Xiao Xiao Wu went to the hell world and broke his brain. It’s bad, you’ve forgotten how to call me, really, I’ve been worried for nothing.”

"..." Actually, I really want to say that my brain was not damaged when I went to the hell world, but my IQ was almost damaged by those two headshots you just took.

Frustrated, I picked it up again, and Raphael began to look up and down, his sky-blue eyes observing me as if he were looking at a rare animal.

"What's wrong?" I asked cautiously, shrinking my neck. Is this little witch trying to figure something out?

"I just want to take a good look at what Xiao Wu looks like when he comes back from his trip to the hell world." Raphael said with great interest.

"It's too exaggerated. Didn't I just go to the hell world? How can I still grow three heads and six arms?" I smiled guiltily. This guilt came from the transformation of the Holy Moon Wise Wolf.

Yes, it’s true that I didn’t have three heads and six arms, but I turned into a woman, woo woo woo~~~

"Okay, I went there. My tone has become quite serious. You know, even the adventurers from the third world, few have been to the hell world. And because of you, Mr. Gallen also went there. "

"That leg... ahem, is there any news from Teacher Gallen?" I coughed a few times. I heard Akala talk about this, so I wasn't surprised at all when Raphael mentioned it. I was just curious about the current news about the Hairy Leg Immortal.

If it were him, he would be able to survive in the hell world. After all, he is one of the strongest men in the alliance who claims to be able to escape from the four demon kings. I estimate that his strength will not be inferior to that of the flesh and blood resurrector of the demon king. With this strength, I can be powerful even in the hell world, as long as I don't go to the territory of the Four Demon Kings and Three Demon Gods to die. Therefore, I am not worried about the safety of the Hairy Leg Immortal, I am just worried about how he will come back.

"Not yet. Mr. Gallen seems to have some personal matters to deal with. He has not contacted the person we arranged in the hell world." Raphael shook his head.

"That guy, what kind of private affairs can he have in the hell world? Could it be that his old sweetheart is actually a demon? Puff puff." I snickered secretly.

"Forget it, Mr. Gallen has his own plans. If you don't talk about this, Xiao Xiao Wu, you still tell me that you haven't made any progress? You were flirting with a beautiful girl just now, and I saw it. How could you just leave? Linya is just messing around with women?"

When the topic changed, Raphael assumed the posture of an elder and began to teach me a lesson.

"The beating is real, the scolding is also real, but there is no love or beauty." I looked at the former Rogge singer and dancer with a bitter face: "Master Raphael, don't tell me that you don't know the girl just now. . She is the Ten Thousand Years Princess of the Horadric Tribe, the machine puppet named Nana."

"It turns out to be her. I said she looks familiar, so to speak. She has completely integrated with her body?" Raphael nodded thoughtfully.

"I think it's almost done. It hurt so much when you hit me." Thinking of that Beidou overturning and bursting punch, my teeth were still sore, as if one of them was about to fall off. Of course, Raphael was also involved.

"Hmm, congratulations to the Horadric tribe, they have another strong man." Raphael said with a smile, but no matter how I looked at it, she was expressing "The alliance has another thug" Such meaning.

As expected of Akela's best friend, even the way of thinking is exactly the same. I shuddered at this moment.

"Didn't little Linya come with you?" After learning the identity of Princess Wannian, Raphael changed the topic again and looked around behind me, as if he could spot Linya.

"She has to help Grandma Akara at the camp. Besides, she can't help much on this mission."

"Huh, it's just not a favor for you, but it means a lot to me." Raphael muttered dissatisfiedly like a child with a straight face.

"I want to see little Linya so much. Little Wu who doesn't bring little Linya with him is no longer of use."

"Oh, I'm leaving then." I gave up and immediately rubbed oil on the soles of my feet, trying to stay away from this witch.

Unfortunately, before he had even taken two steps, she carried him back again.

"This must be Akara's conspiracy to deliberately give little Linya a lot of tasks so that she can't come to see me." Raphael said angrily while carrying me.

"Yes, yes, it must be Grandma Akara's conspiracy." I had no choice but to agree.

"The breasts are also Akara's conspiracy. She must have secretly given little Linya something strange to eat, so little Linya grew so big!" Raphael continued to accuse his best friend of his crimes.

This...should I agree?

"Xiao Xiao Wu, what do you think Akara gave Xiao Linya to eat?"

"How do I know?" Seeing Raphael becoming more serious, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"You must know, tell me quickly."

"This...Actually, Mr. Raphael, you don't need to care too much about this kind of thing. Size is not the key..." I tried to help this singing and dancing queen who was trapped in the nightmare of breasts to untie her knot.

"Men always say this, and then in the blink of an eye they fall into the arms of women with big breasts." Raphael looked like he was about to cry.

"You say it as if you have experienced something like this..."

"Xiao Xiao Wu, what are you talking about? There is no man in the world that I can like yet. Who dares to dislike me?" Raphael's smile suddenly had a hint of murderous intent.

"Yes, yes, no one can resist the charm of the singing and dancing actress." I quickly flattered her.

"Not bad, little Wu has a sweet mouth."

"But you have a husband, right?"

"Huh?"

"Otherwise, where did Linya come from?" I looked at Rafael helplessly and almost knelt down for her, even though Linya's grandfather had no sense of existence. As a wife, you should always remember it.

"Oh, that seems to be the case." Raphael looked as if he had just remembered that there was such a setting, and clapped his hands.

"So I'm actually married?"

"Don't ask me!!!" I was about to cry, what is this and what?

"It's been so long that I almost forgot."

"Didn't you say last time that he had only been away for five years? It's only been five years, so you can't forget it, right?"

"Is it five years? It seems so, but it seems not..." Raphael looked confused and didn't recognize her. I will never mistake this stupid and confused guy for the alliance elder, the singing and dancing queen, and the camp witch.

"How many years exactly?"

"I told you not to ask me!"

"Sorry, sorry, I can't help it. He really has no sense of existence at all."

"I'm almost crying for him!"

"Well, forget it. It doesn't matter if you put this irrelevant topic aside."

"..." Linya's grandfather, I think you should just join the Hell Clan. Even if you do, I will understand your decision, really.

"The event is coming. Come sit down at my place, drink some tea, and tell me whatever happened in the hell world."

"Didn't you say that in the letter?"

"How can words express the atmosphere? I want to hear it from Xiao Wu himself, in detail. Also, there are some words in your letter that I can't understand. Is it a structure unique to your place?" Raphael tilted his head slightly and asked curiously.

"Yes... yes, I'm glad you can see it." I broke out in cold sweat and said with a careful smile. Sorry, the writing is so ugly that you thought it was Martian writing. I'm really sorry!

"Master Raphael, you already know the purpose of my visit, right?" I rolled my eyes and changed the subject tactfully.

"Well, Akara told me everything. Although this mission doesn't seem very dangerous, it doesn't seem to be easy to complete. I want to find the elusive King Arthur..."

"Do you have any information about her?"

"No, I can't help you, Xiao Wu, this time."

While talking. I have arrived at Raphael's tent after a long absence.

"Xiao Xiao Wu, would you like something to drink? I recently made a new flavor of refreshing water. Do you want to try it?"

"No need! I'm not thirsty!" My legs went weak and I almost knelt down. As the saying goes, no one is perfect. Even the seemingly perfect singer and dancer in front of me has some things that she is not good at, such as imitating Akara's production. Pseudo-purifying water, if anyone still doesn’t understand this, well, let me buy you a drink.

"Where are your other female companions? Where's Caroline? Where's Tamoya?" Raphael asked as soon as he sat down.

"You know everything clearly. Could it be that we were already targeted by you as soon as we arrived?"

I looked at Raphael suspiciously. Just now, I was pretending to be stupid and cute, asking me where Linya was and who was the girl who beat me away. In the blink of an eye, there were even a few of us. Everyone already knows it clearly.

"Hmph, don't underestimate the intelligence capabilities of me, the leader of the camp." He took out a fan from somewhere, unfolded the fan blade and gently covered the small opening, and Raphael said with a proud smile.

"I also know that Seattle went to the bar and Carlos went to the training ground."

"Although it is okay for you as the person in charge here to obtain necessary personal information, please don't escalate this behavior to voyeurism." I think it is necessary to remind Raphael to prevent her from going too far on the road to crime. .

"Don't worry, don't say there is a shortage of manpower. Even if there is enough, I have no interest in boring personal information. I will only obtain more information about a very few people for reference. Carlos and Seattle Boring daily life doesn’t interest me.”

"That's good." I breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Rafael could still be saved. I'll be back soon, dear.

"By the way, Xiao Xiao Wu is one of the very few people I'm interested in."

I'm going to call the police, really! ! !

"It's not all because Xiao Wu likes to mess around with women. I have to help Xiao Linya keep an eye on you."

"..." Hey, is it 110? I found a female stalker...

"Well, actually from the first sight. I already like...like Xiao Xiao Wu, and I want to get all the information about Xiao Wu no matter what." Raphael bit his lips tightly, lowered his head, shyly cowardly.

"..." Plus a slut!

"Okay, let's stop joking for now and let's get down to business." He closed the fan gently, and Raphael's expression instantly became serious. The brilliant blush that was still covering her face just now disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Damn it, my wife, come out and watch the Best Actor! The pornographic maid is so weak compared to her!

Leaning on the back of the chair, he gently crossed his legs, in a very leisurely and contented posture, but the smile on his face gave people a sense of tranquility and majesty. The singing and dancing concubine, who transformed into an elder mode, tapped her jade-like index finger and began to think deeply.

"Xiao Xiao Wu, one of the purposes of your coming to the third world this time is to find Lord King Arthur."

"That's right, but what does [one of them] mean? Do I have other purposes?" I asked in confusion.

"Your memory...fortunately Akara mentioned it to me." Raphael shook his head. Sighed.

"The whereabouts of Lord King Arthur is of course important, and the safety of Her Majesty the Elf Queen and your precious wife must be given top priority. However, it is a rare trip to the third world, and you have to make plans for yourself."

"Uh... I still don't quite understand. Just tell me." I scratched my head stupidly. It's really difficult to talk to people with high IQs.

"Don't you forget the four artifact embryos given to you by the Horadric clan?"

"Oh." I clapped my hands and remembered that there was this setting. There were so many things going on recently that I almost forgot these things in the corner.

"Of course, including the Horadric Cube that has been formed. That is one artifact plus four artifact embryos. If Xiao Wu, you can also conquer Princess Nana, then you will have the Six Gods in your hand, and the world will be conquered. I have it." Raphael was serious for a while. Start teasing me again.

"Don't make trouble. I can enjoy Lucia's character, but the Ten Thousand Years Princess really can't compliment her. Her mouth is too poisonous and she looks like a stupid monkey. I almost cried."

I imagined that I would be with Princess Wannian in the future, and would be pricked all over by her poisonous tongue even before I went to bed. I would hold my head in my hands and scream in pain. I had no expectations for such a life, and I stayed away from Princess Wannian who was full of thorns.

"Humph, a woman's personality has changed a lot. Just because she is like this now doesn't mean she will still be like this in the future. The premise is that you can make her fall in love with you." Raphael said with a sly smile on his face.

"Stop talking. Seriously, Lord Raphael, I beg you. I have already planned to set a wedding date with Tia. Even if I take a step back, it is impossible for me to have anything to do with Nana." I said bitterly. Face, I wanted to hold Raphael's thigh and beg her to stop making trouble.

"Besides, just now you said that you would help Linya keep an eye on me and prevent me from messing around with women. Why did your attitude change in the blink of an eye? You want me to find more women outside. Aren't you afraid that Linya will be sad? "

"Humph, this is different. There is nothing we can do about it... Forget it, do as you like. The little princess of the Horadric tribe is not bad, but you have to treat her well. Of course, my little Linya is absolutely Put it first.”

"Yes, yes, I promise to obey orders." Seeing that Raphael seemed to want to drop the topic, I responded quickly.

"Well, back to the topic just now, do you plan to put those four artifact embryos in the inventory to grow moldy?"

"Of course not, but there is no other good way now, right?"

"You don't."

"Does Master Raphael have one?" My eyes suddenly lit up.

"I do not have either."

I rolled my eyes and turned away angrily, not wanting to pay attention to Raphael who kept teasing me.

"But someone has it. Don't forget Lord Lukogas. Go find him. Maybe he has some ideas. I think it's not a bad idea if you can make these four artifact embryos into exclusive equipment suitable for you... , try to beg Lord Lukogas." Raphael said.

"It makes sense." I slapped my forehead. Why did I forget about the giant blacksmith? I'm so stupid. When I first got the four artifact embryos, I thought about going to Lukogas to ask why I forgot such an important thing in the blink of an eye.

"Have mercy on me. I have to help you find Mr. Lukogas, but I haven't been understood yet, so you gave me a blank stare." At this time, Raphael mentioned the blank stare I had just given, pretending to be pitiful. You resented, as if you had been greatly wronged.

"I was wrong, Lord Raphael, please tell me the whereabouts of Rucogas." For the sake of future artifacts, I decided to correct my mistakes immediately.

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