Diablo Destruction
Chapter 2193 I have taken off my pants and you still don’t slap me in the face?
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"Who is it?" I rubbed my eyes and asked subconsciously, and glanced around. I was confused after drinking yesterday. Who sent me back? Where is this place?
His eyes quickly settled on Caroline beside the bed. Did she come in with Raphael, or was she always here? I think it was the latter. So, she brought me back drunk and took care of me all night?
Although this seems to be the duty of a personal maid, I am still very grateful. I secretly prayed that I did not do anything rude when I was drunk last night to make her laugh. For some reason, it seems that every time I get drunk, There is always a chance that is accurate to 23.5%. After waking up, you will find yourself tied to a tree. This weird phenomenon and probability will soon become the tenth most incredible event in the camp.
Then, my attention returned to Raphael. It only took a second or two, and I saw her responding to me angrily.
"If you want to know, go and see for yourself. Really, why did I have to be awakened from my sweet dream so early in the morning when it was clearly Xiao Xiao Wu who committed it?"
"What did I commit?" I noticed a key word. In this way...could it be revenge? No, who is this silly, optimistic, good old and young man like me that I have a grudge against? Come to your door early in the morning.
If you count them carefully, there are many, such as the Hell Clan, the Fallen Alliance, etc. It’s quite a lot, but if they were these guys, Raphael would have waved his hand and sent them to be summoned by the Lord. . There was no need to come all the way to notify me.
The weirdness revealed everywhere made me a little more cautious. This singing and dancing duo...could they be colluding with everyone to trick me?
My eyes scanned her face again, trying to find any hint of mischief, but I was disappointed. I should say that this was really the case, or that the acting skills of this princess of hundreds of tribes were too good. Anyway, I didn’t find it. Besides, even if you want to tease me, you don’t have to sacrifice your sweet dream and come over early in the morning to harass me. This kind of behavior that hurts both sides is not like Raphael’s style.
"It's true that your kindness is not rewarded. Do you want to go or not? If not, I will go back to the tent to catch up on my sleep." Raphael yawned and stared with dissatisfaction, noticing my suspicion.
"I'm going, can't I go? Why are you trying to titillate people like this? Tell me honestly who is looking for me so that I can be on guard. Isn't it possible?" I helplessly moved from the bed. I lowered my buttocks, and Carole handed over the clothes at the right time. Only then did I realize that I was wearing pajamas. Damn it, does this mean that Carole had seen all of me last night?
Thinking about it this way, I still feel a little shy.
"Isn't it too late after I change my clothes and wash up?" I stared at Raphael. If she insisted on me making a gorgeous appearance in pajamas, then I wouldn't be afraid. Anyway, my pajamas are very...fuck, what's going on with this stuffed lion pajamas? ! !
Mechanically, I turned my head and looked at Caroline. I really wanted to know the truth. Where did this set of pajamas, which fit just right, were full of cuteness and looked like a couple's outfit, come from?
"Your Majesty prepared this in the room for His Highness." said Carol.
"Oh~~~" I nodded suddenly, understanding, it was indeed Artoria, I said who has such taste. It's just a pity that every time I go out, I always bring Veras' pajamas with me, and I have more than a dozen sets! The set of pajamas that Arturia prepared for me long ago has never been used. No wonder I haven't seen it.
"Oh, it turns out that the Elf Queen also prepared pajamas for little Wu in her room. How loving this is, tsk tsk tsk." Raphael, who was listening with his ears pricked up, also made a meaningful noise. He said "Oh~~~" and then showed an ambiguous look.
"She is my wife. I am in the Elf Clan. Wouldn't it be weird not to sleep in her room?" I turned back and rolled my eyes at her.
"That's true... I just can't imagine such an ordinary and stupid little Xiao Wu, and such a noble and majestic Alto..."
"Didn't I say that I have a guest? Are you going to meet me?" I also know about this kind of thing, and I am more curious than you about what exactly Arturia likes about me.
"Go on, why don't I come here early in the morning to wake you up?"
"For waking me up so early in the morning, I will suffer the same fate as you!"
"Hehe, this can be one of the reasons."
"You actually admitted it to me!"
"Lu Sui, you'd better change your clothes quickly and go freshen up, don't make people wait too long."
"It's obvious that you're wasting time by starting the topic, okay?"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry~~~"
"Can you please go out first? I need to change clothes."
"It's really troublesome. It's just a man's body. What's so great about it." Raphael muttered in a low voice, turned around and left the tent.
"Then...Colgate, can you please leave for a moment? It's okay to turn around, but being stared at like this...is still a bit embarrassing."
"Really? Then just let me help His Highness change it. That's how it should be." Carole's mind is very simple. If you feel embarrassed to change clothes while being stared at by me, then try another method and I will help you change them myself. Wouldn’t that be great?
"This will make it even more embarrassing." I was about to cry but felt that it was a little harder to communicate with Kaluki compared to Jeluka. These two twin sisters have extreme personalities in opposite directions, and they talk about pornographic jokes all day long. , a strong candidate for the Academy Award, one character is going through the motions, and his mind is extremely simple. If the two of them can reconcile, they will probably be not far from normal.
"I understand, then I'll prepare the toiletries for you." Carole bowed respectfully, turned and left. I breathed a sigh of relief, quickly pulled off my stuffed bear pajamas, and quickly changed into my outerwear. After thinking about it, I turned around and folded my pajamas neatly on the bed, then ran to wash up.
When we came out, it had only been two or three minutes, but Rafael was already impatient and pulled me away. He hurriedly ran towards her tent.
"Master Raphael, who is the guest? Can you tell me now?" Being dragged along the way, I asked curiously. At least I was mentally prepared to know who the other party was and what debt he wanted.
"Angel." After a while. Only then did these two words come out of Raphael's mouth.
Angel?
I frowned. I've been dealing with these guys a lot recently. Could it be that they're here because of the Angelil incident? Didn’t Master Wu resurrect the angels I killed? Moreover, it was them who was at fault in the first place, so it would be good for everyone if the matter was settled like this, so why should they linger so long. Are you making things worse again?
No wonder Raphael had a look of reluctance, and when his dream was disturbed, he came to me early in the morning. It turned out to be these angels. This makes sense. In the battle with the hell clan, we The Alliance is always enjoying the blessings of angels. Adventurers in the third world can understand this best, so no matter how reluctant Raphael is, he can't get angry at these angels.
"I'm telling you, Xiao Wu, you have to calm down later. If you just get punched once or twice, forget it. Just bear with it for the sake of the alliance." Raphael also knitted his brows together. After thinking for a while, he spoke to me in a consultative tone.
"Okay, I'll just bear with it."
"You agreed so readily?" Raphael, who was the first to propose, was surprised.
"Didn't you say it's for the alliance? Do you think I am such a person who doesn't care about the overall situation?"
"Uh... If I had said this before Xiao Xiao Wu had killed all those angels, I would have believed you. Now..." Raphael thought for a moment and responded uncertainly.
It seems that it was indeed what he did at that time. Some misunderstandings arose, causing everyone to think that I had a problem with angels. I had no conscience except when I first came to the Dark Continent. Apart from the fact that the bug sword is named after the sword that kills angels, it has no ill will towards these birdmen. Of course, the favorability level is not very high. Recently, it has increased by one due to the enthusiastic help of Master Wu. Big cut.
"It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, I won't mess around anyway." I sighed helplessly, expressed my attitude, thought about it, and turned to look at Karen who was following closely behind.
"Don't take action then, understand?"
Caroline is a hidden danger. She needs to be reminded. This simple-minded personal maid probably won't think so long-term. When she saw me being beaten, she would definitely draw her sword and kill her. With her world-level combat power, plus The artifact set of the Twelve Knights is bound to cause tragedy to someone.
"I understand, Your Highness." Carolie nodded vigorously and silently put away the Sword of the Sunset Moon in her hand.
In fact, I am very curious about what is written on the Sword of the Sunset Moon. Lance, the first knight of the Rising Sun Dew, left a very literary blessing under her Sword of the Rising Sun. I think there must be something written on the Sword of the Sunset Moon. Well, they are twin swords.
No, no, now is not the time to think about this. I shook my head quickly and continued to frown, thinking about how many punches I would need to get before I started to run away.
"Well, after seeing your performance now, I believe it." Seeing that I reminded Colgate specifically, Rafael believed in my determination and stepped a little faster. Soon, her small tent appeared in In sight.
I stood in front of the tent and took a deep breath. Then I followed Raphael, opened the tent door, and stepped in majestically. Then, just as I was about to do one of Erkang's signature movements and expressions, I shouted, "Ziwei is Me, don’t slap me in the face.”
As soon as I glanced at it, I was shocked. All the preparations and lines I had prepared were thrown at Grandma Rong.
In Raphael's tent, the big battle I imagined, with dozens of four-winged angels lined up in two lines, pushing me to the ground and interrogating me in five halls, did not appear.
On the contrary, the lineup is extremely shabby, so shabby that it almost looks like you are looking down on me and the league behind me. I said, Angels, are you going to send someone like this to slap me in the face? Whether it hurts or not is one thing.
There was only one angel that appeared in front of me, or an angel with only two wings. She stood there quietly. When I came in, she turned back and met her eyes. Her expression spoke of coldness, indifference, and hatred? It seems to be a little bit, but it's not too strong. It's like seeing a vicious dog that once bit me... It's probably to this extent.
what the hell is this? I've taken off my pants and you're going to prepare this angel chick for me?
"Master Raphael, something is wrong." I quickly approached Raphael and asked in a low voice.
"Where's the bad guest you promised? Where's the slap in the face you promised?"
"You still have some expectations for love?" Raphael looked at me in surprise, as if he finally knew about my sex-shaking attributes... No, what do you mean by finally knowing? It must be a misunderstanding!
"Seriously, Lord Raphael. What on earth is going on?"
"I don't know what's going on, but Xiao Xiao Wu, you really don't recognize her anymore?" Raphael made a cute head tilt and asked curiously.
"Know her?" I raised my head again, looked up and down, and looked at the female angel in front of me very rudely.
Although he is only an angel with only two-winged strength, his appearance is that of a four-winged one. Her face is even prettier than Angelil's, but she lacks the mature charm. She is probably not very old, equivalent to a human being in her twenties, and her figure is also pretty good, tsk tsk tsk.
"I'm asking you to see if she looks familiar. I'm not asking you to rate her appearance." Rafael noticed my evaluative gaze and secretly gave me a slap.
Fortunately, Raphael warned her early. I almost blurted out to her just now: "Girl, what tragic experiences did you have in the past? Why did you come to participate in the King of Misery Competition?"
(To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian.com to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to m.qidian.com to read.) 9
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