Diablo Destruction
Chapter 2205 Twin Saints?
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I found out that the Ice Blue Water Man was not very fast, and I felt reassured. No matter what, no matter whether I gained something or not from this trip, at least I no longer had to worry about my life.
As the saying goes, "you should think after you are full", this probably refers to people like me. Once I feel that my life is safe, all kinds of thoughts of committing suicide suddenly pop up in my mind, especially when I see the icy blue water. After the familiar appearance of the person.
Just in time, I noticed that the little ghost was rarely asleep, and was continuing to tinker with the field of sacred exorcism in the necklace. It looked like a beginner trying to challenge the fifth-level Rubik's Cube. I was afraid of her side. The beautiful and conspicuous moon-colored hair will suffer a few strands break due to this.
I happened to have a question to ask her, and also to relax this little saint's brain.
"Little ghost, I have a question for you."
"Huh? Has the stupid servant Xiaofan encountered an addition and subtraction arithmetic problem that he doesn't understand again?"
"..."
Damn it, the first sentence hurt my heart so deeply. As an emperor of mathematics, my dignity and reputation have been so greatly challenged. You are worthy of being my lifelong rival.
"Actually, it's a more profound issue involving human ethics and family relationships." I spoke in a deep tone, trying to calm the little ghost with unclear and harsh words.
"Oh? Have you finally been persuaded by Little Jasmine and plan to collaborate with her to write a book of your ridiculous autobiographies?"
"What kind of autobiography is so ridiculous?!"
"The Beast Duke Series."
"If I really want to write it, the first one I have to write is a story about me and a certain biting saint!" I said through gritted teeth.
"Give up. Little Jasmine has almost finished writing the subject of the saint."
"How many books have you read in the Beast Duke series?" I felt a deep fear coming over me, as if the slime enemy I was supposed to face suddenly transformed into a golden slime.
"I read as many copies as Xiaofan received."
"Don't go through my personal belongings without permission, you stupid maid!" I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind again. Doesn't this mean that she has seen everything? Includes twenty-eight extra chapters. There are also fifty-four side stories, seventy-two short stories, plus one hundred and eight ultra-limited editions of which there are only two sets in the whole continent (one in my hands and one in the hands of Princess Sanwu), complete and deluxe hardcover and uncensored. Large-size illustrated edition (comes with a bonus of a full-size poster of Duke of Beasts**Muscle Brother)?
How terrible, how terrible, this little saint.
"Xiaofan's things are mine." The little maid said with no shame at all.
"In this way, those books that Aleus gave me are also yours, so feel free to take them and read them." I said expressionlessly.
"No." The clever little saint quickly avoided the big hole I suddenly dug.
"Okay, let me tell you something serious."
"This saint is very busy."
"Are you really not going to listen? This may be something that affects you for the rest of your life." I said in a seductive tone.
"Although I have serious doubts about the value of what the idiot Xiao Fan said [relevant to a lifetime], I still reluctantly listen to it and let it be my rest time."
The little ghost put down the sacred exorcism field in his hand and stretched casually. This look is really irritating. Obviously according to the script, she is the one who wants something from me.
"What I want to ask is... do you have twin sisters or something like that?"
"Huh~~~?" As if asking a very serious question, the little ghost tilted her head slightly, and her moon-colored hair swayed slightly with her small and cute movement.
"Xiao Fan...you have recently read [The Duke of Beasts: The Crying of the Fallen Twin Saints] again, right?"
"Who am I in your mind? And please, please immediately forget all the contents of the book you read from me." I almost cried, really.
"Why did Xiaofan suddenly ask this question?" The little ghost finally showed his kindness and stopped complaining about me.
"Because I suddenly felt that you should have a twin sister setting."
"As expected, he is the Duke of Beasts..."
"That's enough! I'm serious!"
"Wow! Are you serious about imposing the setting of a twin sister on this saint, and then do something strange to us?" The little ghost exclaimed in distress.
"Why can't you think in a normal direction?"
"Isn't there something wrong with Xiaofan's way of asking? If you ask like this, you'll usually think so."
"Is my personality that bad?"
"To be honest, Xiaofan is a kind-hearted man with a gentle personality."
"That's right, that's what I am."
"I just have a strange hobby of collecting beautiful girls and having an unlimited harem."
One hobby completely destroyed the image I had just built!
"Anyway, is it possible that although you don't know it clearly, your father actually has an illegitimate daughter outside?"
"Dad has always loved mom very much, unlike Xiaofan."
"These words deeply hurt my heart..."
However, judging from the notes of Little Ghost's father, he is indeed a dedicated person, unlike me...well, not like me, not like me...wuwuwu.
but!
"It could also be impulsive. It's blossoming outside. After all, I'm a man." I said these words as a homosexual, and I felt particularly convincing.
"Wow! Although I don't want to doubt dad, I don't know why Xiaofan said these words. It's very convincing!"
Yes, yes, very convincing.
Wait, something seems to be wrong. Am I being complained about by this cunning little saint again?
"What is the reason that makes Xiao Fanfei pay special attention to whether his father has been playing tricks outside?" The little ghost finally got to the point.
"See for yourself." I turned back to look at the ice-blue water man, and then opened shared vision for the little ghost.
"Wow!!!" The little ghost was obviously very surprised, and her tone could be expressed with three exclamation points.
"Surprised, right?"
"I am indeed surprised, both by the guy behind Xiaofan and by Xiaofan's own IQ."
Why should even my IQ be surprised? Asshole, I really want to ask but I don’t dare to ask. I'm afraid the answer is too cruel.
"Looking at it this way, even I feel like my father has found an older sister for me outside."
"Right."
"But, this was ten thousand years ago." The little ghost never forgot to remind me that there is a huge gap in time.
"Perhaps your sister accidentally fell into the sea and did not drown. After some kind of mutation, she became a water form and gained eternal life. Her current appearance is the best proof. .”
"I feel that even if I pour all the water from the sea into Xiaofan's brain, it won't be enough." The little ghost sighed and looked at me rather sadly, as if to say, why did this saint find a person? What about the knight servant with such a big imagination?
"Besides, my appearance is more like my mother's. Even if my father is really carefree and has a daughter with another woman, there is no way he will look like me."
"Well, that's right..." I lowered my head and pondered, and suddenly asked.
"Then your mother...does she have twin sisters or something...well, I was wrong. I will never ask this kind of question again. Please forgive me, Lady Saint."
I quickly stopped when I saw the back of the little ghost slumped, showing her pre-dark form about to change from a saint to a witch.
"Although Xiao Fan's messy imagination makes this saint very angry, I can't deny that the guy behind Xiao Fan is indeed full of doubts. Why does he look so much like this saint? Is it just a coincidence?" The little ghost also said seriously. Think about it.
"Yes, yes, yes, you can see that the face and breasts are the same size!" I quickly pointed out the most suspicious part.
"Woo~~~ That's true..." The little ghost let out a mournful cry, as if a pair of eyes were peering at her in the darkness, and suddenly put her hands on her chest, showing a kitten-like vigilant gaze.
"That guy exudes the aura of Duriel. It is very likely that its owner is Duriel. Little ghost, do you have any clues?"
"Duriel? I don't remember any interaction between me and that big devil. Could it be that he has seen me before?" No matter how smart the little ghost is, he will encounter such confusing things. She is also puzzled, there are too few clues, and it is impossible for her to find the correct answer now.
"Xiao Fan, look back and let me look at you a few more times." The little ghost who had been careless until now saw someone pretending to be her saint, became interested and paid more attention.
I turned around and stared at the ice-blue water man, hoping that the little ghost could find some clues.
"Look carefully..." The little ghost in the necklace murmured to himself as he compared the other person with himself.
Although the appearance is very similar, there are some differences.
"oh?"
"For example, the hairstyle is exactly the same as my hair color, but the style is still a little different."
Following the little ghost's instructions, I took a closer look and found that it was really like this.
The little ghost has long, straight black hair, while the icy blue waterman's hairstyle has the ends of his hair turned up a bit, giving it a bit more cunning meaning.
"And the butt is different too?"
"Really?" I was so shocked that I almost blurted out, "I'll go touch it and see."
No, that's no longer the tiger's butt, but God's butt. If you touch it, it will turn into an ice sculpture.
I kept shaking my head, sighing secretly that I didn't understand the little ghost deeply enough. I must touch her butt more someday, and completely imprint the precise data such as the size of the curvature and elasticity in my mind.
The little ghost didn't notice my thoughts. She was still meditating, as if she had found some clue.
"I remembered, this slightly raised hair tip, and this big butt that's more than a little bit worse than mine, it's absolutely right! These are the things of that sexy fox Aina!" Suddenly, she exclaimed in shock.
"Really?" I was shocked, but the object of surprise was different from the little ghost.
It's been thousands of years, but the little ghost still remembers the physical details of her old enemy. How vindictive is this? Compared with the little ghost, my level of vengeance is simply a waste of money.
This also indirectly reminded me of one thing, don’t let this ghost saint take you too seriously.
"Can you go around and take a look behind it?" The little ghost suddenly made such a strange request.
"This is a bit difficult to handle." I thought for a moment and revealed the gray color of a tall man.
Although the Ice Blue Water Man was not very fast, it was extremely easy to turn around. It was not easy to get around to her back without getting close to her.
"There is no other way. If it really doesn't work, Xiaofan should run away quickly. It's not good to be approached by it." Through the vision sharing, he saw the overwhelming icy power of the Ice Blue Water Man. The little ghost showed a worried look, fearing that I would be alone. Accidentally turned into ice slag.
"I originally wanted to find clues to the Little Little King, but with such a guy existing, it seems I can't do anything." I was quite frustrated, facing the ice-blue water man behind me. I have no choice at all. The water in its body is enough to freeze me just by getting close to it. Looking from a distance, it even makes people feel like the time around it has been frozen. It must be me. Transform into a cosplay bear. I hit it hard with the triple flame fist, but it couldn't produce a single splash of water.
To put it simply, the difference between my current power and the power of her icy blue water is too big, just like a ball of cotton, no matter how large the area is. It can't flatten a steel ball as big as a grain of rice.
"Retreat." After racking my brains for a long time, I couldn't think of a way to deal with it. I could only choose to retreat. I stopped playing hide-and-seek with the Ice Blue Water Man. I speeded up and threw it away in less than a moment. Without a trace.
He probably didn't follow me. I stood there and waited for a while, but the Ice Blue Water Man still didn't appear. I finally confirmed that I had gotten rid of this troublesome guy, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Today's various emergencies frightened Ben Druid.
The little ghost was still thinking hard and couldn't even think about studying the field of sacred exorcism.
"What, have you got an idea?"
"No, logically speaking. It has both my characteristics and the characteristics of the sexy fox Aina. If the owner of that guy is Duriel, then. It should have seen me and Aina. In other words, Wan We met it years ago and I'm recalling the suspicious guy in my memory."
"It happened ten thousand years ago. No matter how good your memory is, you can't remember everyone you met, right?" I smiled bitterly.
"That's right. Even this saint with her piercing eyes and superhuman memory has to admit this fact." When the little ghost heard what I said, he gave up on useless work in frustration.
"In this holy lady's still clear memory, there is only one guy who can be called suspicious."
"Who?" I was refreshed and my eyes were solemn. Could it be...that he was this person?
"Xiao Fan." The little ghost pointed out with certainty, as if to say, uncle policeman, this person is a pervert!
"There's something fishy about me!" I said I couldn't accept it.
"It's okay to be a man but he can turn into a woman. However, his breasts are bigger than this saint's, and his voice is as good as this saint's. Now this saint is considering putting the hostility of the sexy fox first. You two, officially list Xiaofan’s appearance as the number one target of hostility.”
The little ghost gave a look of bitterness and hatred. Although she was in the necklace, I seemed to feel her eyes staring at my chest.
"How many times do you have to correct me? I'm not a woman! I just have the appearance of a woman, but I'm still a man at heart, and I don't want my breasts to be bigger!" I was about to cry.
"Is it my fault?"
"Anyway, it's not me that's wrong, it's the world." Putting on an Otz posture like a bereaved dog, I canceled the Saint Moon Wolf transformation to prevent the little ghost from taking advantage of the situation again.
"Hmph, you can let this saintess' anger go away."
"Oh? Tell me."
"Next time, let me sleep on Xiaofan's chest."
"Allow me to refuse."
"Obviously it's always the saint's pillow!" the little ghost said angrily.
"No, it means no, it's a matter of man's dignity!"
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