Diablo Destruction

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I said goodbye to Raphael and walked out of her tent. Along the way, I kept thinking deeply, and my whole person revealed the temperament of a thinker, as if my IQ suddenly jumped by a hundred points, giving people the feeling of being unclear and powerful.

The matter with the ice-blue waterman is very clear. I can't handle the eternally frozen water now, and the wrath of Duriel is not something that any strong person in the alliance can bear. Although Tarasha's artifact necklace is very tempting, but At this moment, I can only say sorry to the strongest man in the human race for nearly ten thousand years. I am not feeling well. We will talk about it another day.

What I'm worried about is Caroline. I can't let her go on like this. I don't really care. I lack everything around me, except those arrogant maids who refuse to serve their master properly. There is not a single one of them. Too much.

What I'm worried about is Caroline. Her sense of responsibility and self-esteem are so strong. Maybe after three or two days, if she still can't change, she will return to the same person as before. She will feel despair in her heart and commit suicide in front of me to apologize.

After thinking about it, I felt that a woman's heart was as deep as the bottom of the sea. How could a man like me be able to grasp it? So I humbly asked the saint in the necklace, hoping she could give me some advice.

"This saint is very busy." The little ghost was still playing with her [Fifth-Level Rubik's Cube] and said something strange.

"Talasha's artifact has been born, and I don't know what its properties are. If I can get it back, it would be nice to wear another one." I said to myself.

So the next moment, there was a flash of white light, and the little ghost fell from the sky and bit my head and wouldn't let go.

A series of screams echoed through the sky for a long time. I then subdued the little saint, held her tightly in my arms and kissed her.

"Don't change the necklace, just don't change the necklace."

"That's pretty much it." The little ghost won the battle and lifted his chin in his arms triumphantly.

"Change to a saint..." I muttered again.

So the next moment, the familiar scream sounded again.

"Don't change! I won't change anything!" If you want to die, you will die. At this time, I burst into tears. I deeply understand the meaning of these words.

"Okay, stop tinkering with this poor bell, it's almost rusting from the sweat of your hands." I snatched the sacred exorcism field from the little ghost's hand and frowned.

"Nonsense, nonsense, this saintly girl doesn't have sweaty hands. Xiaofan, the idiot, is the one who is covered in stinky sweat." It was about the girl's reputation and image, the little ghost retorted loudly.

"Oh, really? You can't just say it. You have to check it. Come on, take off your clothes and let Ben Druid smell you all over your body. Hehehe~~~" I showed the eyes of an infatuated man on the tram. Stare at the little ghost.

"Ss~~~ The pervert Xiaofan is really perverted, worse than the Duke of Beasts." The little ghost hugged his body tightly and looked at me angrily.

"I don't like it when you say that to me. There is a story about a man and a woman who had to lie on the same bed for some reason. The girl put a bowl of water in the middle and said to the boy. If you cross this bowl of water, , that’s a beast. As a result, the boy kept to himself and didn’t move all night. The next morning, what do you think the girl said?”

"[You bastard, are you the funny guy sent by Xiaofan?] Is that so?" The little ghost pretended to be confused.

I:"……"

Why doesn't this little saint just want to follow my lead? Can we still have a pleasant conversation?

"Ahem. Anyway, what I want to say is..." I looked at the little ghost seriously with clear eyes.

"I am a beast."

"..."

wait wait wait. Something seems to be wrong, I seem to be buried in the hole I dug, bastard!

The most disgusting thing is that the little ghost refused to let go at this time and gave a fatal blow. She sighed in a pitiful tone: "Xiao Fan, if I didn't say this to you, even if you want to be a qualified beast, , it also requires a certain level of IQ, you’d better go back and practice again.”

Fuguoda! Rich!

"Ahem, I want to talk to you about something serious." After coughing a few times, I pushed this embarrassing topic aside as if it was nothing. In order to prevent the little ghost from complaining again, I wisely continued to speak without waiting for her to speak.

"Regarding Karen, she has been acting very abnormally these past few days. Didn't you notice?"

"No, this saint didn't wear women's clothes, nor did she eat the food she cooked. How could she find out?"

"..." Don't you know everything clearly?

"So, is there any way to make Colgate return to normal?"

"Even if you say so, if you want to do something, you must at least find out the reason why little Carolie is like this." The little ghost was pretending to be confused again, but she knew everything clearly.

"It's better not to have that kiss a few days ago... ahem, that kiss." I whispered, and the farther back I went, the softer my voice became.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Xiaofan was only half right." The little ghost who suddenly transformed into a love expert pushed up the bridge of his nose solemnly, and cast an incomprehensible look at me with an expert look on his face.

"Please give me some advice." I have to admit, I was frightened by her appearance.

"First of all, the fundamental reason is because Xiaofan kissed little Caroline."

Isn't this nonsense? I began to doubt Zhou Daxian in front of me.

"However, the direct reason is that Xiao Fan only kissed little Caroline."

"What do you mean just kissing?" I was confused.

"It means that if you had just pushed her down, Xiaofan, this wouldn't have happened. It was just a kiss, but it made little Carole worry about gain and loss, and she was distracted." The little ghost sighed, as if thinking about it. My emotional intelligence mourns.

"I seem to understand, but I don't seem to understand." I had a confused look on my face, and my sixth sense felt that the little ghost had hit the point, but after thinking about it carefully, I still couldn't figure it out.

Why does Caroline worry about gains and losses? Isn't she even ready to go to bed at any time? I have no doubt that as long as I have such a need and tell her, she will take the initiative to warm my bed without giving an order.

Why was it just a kiss now that made her become like this?

"So, the worst thing to do is to do things half-heartedly. Either don't do it, or do it all at once. Do it only a little bit. If you don't do it, it will make both parties uncomfortable." Looking at me in distress and confusion, In appearance, the little ghost looks like a senior love expert. The female anchor of a late-night emotional counseling radio station is famous all over the world for saying that a good woman is me, and I am Alice.

"Forget it, let's put this kind of thing aside for now and just tell me how to get Carolie back to normal." He shook his head. I plan to go straight to Huanglong.

"Didn't I just say that?"

"where?"

"Just push little Carole down and she will return to normal immediately."

I:"……"

This... will I be stabbed into a bear skewer by her sword?

I originally thought that Caroline could do it at any time even if she was sleeping with her, but after this kiss, I had deep doubts about my personality charm. Maybe... In fact, Caroline hates me, or I can say she hates me very much. A certain aspect of me is just because she is my personal maid. She never showed it.

"Ah ah ah, where did all this mess come from? Didn't Xiaofan want to go straight to Huanglong?" The little ghost shouted impatiently. She wanted to go back to play with the Rubik's Cube.

"I always feel that the words coming out of your mouth are very unreliable."

"You've been entertaining this saint with your feelings, haven't you?" The little ghost raised his eyebrows and stared.

"I believe it. Isn't it enough that I believe it?"

"Yes, this is the momentum. Keep following this momentum!"

"Oh, oh, oh, after hearing what you said, it seems like a raging momentum surged from my heart. It was unstoppable, and it was so powerful that it could dominate the world!" I turned into a Super Saiyan, and my whole body was on fire.

"I know Xiaofan's character best. Once this momentum weakens, there may be no chance again."

"Really?" I looked shocked.

"Who in the world can understand Xiamen better than me?" The little ghost said arrogantly.

"It seems like there really isn't."

"That's right."

"So I'm going to do this now?"

"Riding on this momentum, I found little Caroline and asked her to sleep with her immediately!"

"So direct, so rough. But it seems to be very effective!"

"Of course, keeping little Caluge will become normal the next day."

"But wouldn't it be too direct..." I hesitated a little, covering the mouth of my moral bottle uneasily, always feeling that I would lose something if I wasn't careful.

"It's already this time. Is that little bit of moral integrity more important than getting little Carolie back to normal? In your mind, isn't even this little bit of moral integrity not as important as little Charlotte?"

The little ghost stirred my soul, and the instrument sounded loudly in my ears like morning bells and evening drums, which woke me up.

"No, is that possible?" I slowly loosened the mouth of the moral bottle, showing the sadness and anger of being slandered.

"Is integrity really that important to Xiaofan?!" The little ghost continued to ring the bell in my ear.

"No, it's not important!" I clenched my fists and shouted loudly.

"Tell me, how much is Xiaofan's integrity worth a pound!" The little ghost raised his fist high.

"Hardware... no, five copper coins per pound!" My blood boiled. Morality and so on are like weeds. Just cut them off. They will grow back anyway, so they are worthless.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, it's worthless at all, not even a copper coin!"

"Is...is it?" I fell to my knees unable to do anything. It turned out that the integrity I had always cherished was so cheap, and probably no one wanted it if I gave it away for free.

"Everyone is born with integrity, and everyone's integrity can be fully restored in one day. If things like this are all over the street and everyone has them, can they be valuable?" The little ghost continued to send out spiritual (washing) soul (brain) The cry.

"Asshole, your integrity is worthless! It turns out that I have been cheated all this time!"

I pounded the ground desperately. It turned out that all of this was a scam. Ever since I was born, people around me had set up a moral scam for me, making me think that moral integrity was very precious and try my best to save it. Taking advantage of this moment, these people I started to spend a lot of money, and then secretly looked at me with ridicule and pity for treating weeds as treasures.

"I don't accept it!"

"If you don't accept it, start working hard from now on!"

"Yes, I'm going to start throwing away my integrity too!"

"Come on Xiaofan, Xiaofan will win!"

"Ohhhhhh!!! But what to do?"

"Have Xiaofan already forgotten? We need to make little Carole return to normal."

"That's right, while selling off moral integrity, we can also restore Kalgate to normal. It kills two birds with one stone."

"Just walk up to her, point at her, and use your identity as the Elf Prince to order her to sleep with you!"

"That's right. Just do this. Just simulating that scene in your mind will make you feel like all your integrity is gone."

"Not a drop left."

The little ghost and I looked at each other and smiled knowingly as if we were close friends.

Then for some reason, the little ghost slipped back into the necklace with a guilty sound.

Forget it, don’t worry about the details. The most important thing now is to find Colgate.

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao was here. Before I even took a step, I saw the familiar voice of Caroline, walking towards me.

Big aunt!

When the time came for the sale, a sharp light flashed out of the corner of my eye, and I strode forward. Get closer to Caroline and take a deep breath.

"Carrot, give me tonight..."

The word "sleeping" was still in my throat, and I froze.

Beside her, there was another figure, and then behind these two figures. There are also several figures.

Director, editor-in-chief, this script is wrong. It was promised that only Carolie would be the one? What about the romantic love you promised?

"Your Highness, what happened tonight?" With her usual faint smile, Carole folded her two little hands under her belly and bowed in front of me with a respectful gesture. It makes me feel that even if I ask her to sleep with me, she will agree without hesitation.

The problem is...other people...

I turned my neck stiffly, and my eyes fell on the person next to Karen.

"Amrudina, meet His Royal Highness the Prince!" Her eyes contained adoration, respect, and admiration, as if they combined all the words of heroic praise. Through her eager and longing eyes, everything was given to me, making me so gilded and shining, and my figure was great.

In the eyes of Amrudina. I am such a person, but at this moment, this person has to ask his personal maid to sleep with him in public.

I opened my mouth wide, and my eyes accidentally fell behind the two of them. Sa Qili and the others were craning their necks to watch the show.

After swallowing, I stretched out my hand and silently fell on Caroline's shoulder.

"Make me a bowl of dumplings tonight."

Suddenly, the little ghost's laughter that only I could hear came from the necklace.

Little ghost, come out here and I promise not to turn your face into noodles! ! !

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