Diablo Destruction

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"Huha, I'm exhausted, Vilas, water, give me water quickly."

When we returned to the elves, it was already the fourth day after Artoria woke up. During these few days, we did nothing but hurriedly traveled, and then were paraded through the streets in major elven cities...ah Bah, look at my rotten mouth, I should be patrolling the kingdom and checking on the people's sentiments.

According to Arlandlan's arrangement, on the night when we woke up, after meeting many elven elders who had been waiting outside the room for a long time, we didn't even sleep and started making preparations all night long. Artoria just woke up after sleeping for seven days and nights. No problem, but I'm getting ready to go to bed, dear.

Don't look at the inspection being very simple. It seems like Artoria and I just need to walk around the Elf Kingdom to show our presence. There are many rules and etiquette here. There is no way. The noble, cool and elegant elves love this. The more solemn a set is, the more it can arouse their bohemian artist’s heart. Then for this first inspection of the kingdom by Her Majesty the Queen and Her Royal Highness the Prince, they left countless words, sculptures, paintings, music, poems, etc. .

If elves didn't love to do these little literary jobs, why would there be bronze statues of me and Artoria in wedding dresses, and the most annoying statue of the Hanged Man from the Sky Tribe, these guys. Have you considered how Artoria and I feel?

Like an animal in a cage, I was watched by enthusiastic elves on both sides for three full days on a wide street covered with flowers and ribbons, but I still had to keep smiling and waving to both sides. I felt that even if I was really in a cage Animals, or prisoners, will also suffer much better than us, at least they don't have to force a smile.

The only gain is that the topic of Her Majesty the Queen will increase dramatically in the near future, and as a bonus for recharging, I, the poor prince. I'll probably draw a few strokes at random. A pinhole-sized spot on the carapace of a seven-spotted ladybug on a green leaf next to a red flower.

Of course, what we need is this effect. If these elves who have been watching us like animals for three days don't spread the news that Artoria is safe and sound. I can't help but transform into Godzilla. They crushed their city.

This inspection. Naturally, it is impossible for Vilas and the others to go with me, otherwise they may not know how much hatred they will attract. Let’s put ourselves in my shoes. If I were an elf with dreams and endless admiration for Her Majesty the Queen, and saw that the passer-by Prince who had accumulated eight lifetimes of blessings to marry Her Majesty the Queen, and even brought several other wives of his alliance to show off, I would In a few minutes, he tied his penis to his body, and then pounced on that damn bastard.

Fortunately, although many girls did not come together this time, with Angelil here, we were not afraid of being bored or lonely.

"Sir, here comes the water." Veras, the little maid who belongs to me, diligently brought the water and handed it to me. If I were more into the drama, I would act like I was half dead, and I would not even have the strength to raise my hand. , this considerate little wife might hold me tenderly in her arms and feed me water herself.

Thinking of this, I feel so regretful that I want to roll all over the floor. I wish I could give myself a seven-wound punch right now, spit out a few mouthfuls of thick black blood, and collapse to the ground, in exchange for Willas's infinite tender care.

Forget it, who made my acting skills bad? It’s good to have water. I was shaking my head and was about to take the water. Suddenly a small hand came out from the side. I cut my hair off and snatched the water away. Then I put one hand on my waist, raised my head, and poured down the full glass of water. Go down.

Unexpectedly, when I was in a mischievous mood, I personally taught (mis)guided and demonstrated to Beiya the "correct way to drink goat's milk". She still remembers it and can do it naturally. Apparently she does this often. There was absolutely no doubt about my intentions in teaching her.

Should I say that this girl is innocent? Or is it better to be silly?

I forgot to mention just now that in addition to Artoria and I, Beja also participated in the inspection of the kingdom. As an elf princess, she is fully qualified for this. However, in the past, this stupid girl was young and did not serve for the elves. Making a contribution, even if she gets praise, it's just a pie in the sky. It's just her mother's glory. Yalandlan is not willing to let Beja bear these vanities.

Only in this more than a year, due to the disappearance of Arturia, Beja finally fulfilled her responsibilities as an elf princess and began to participate in management. Although she was still inexperienced and unable to handle important matters, she really showed her talents. Face, most of the elves know that the only princess of the entire elves, Her Royal Highness Beja, who is loved as a treasure by everyone, finally begins to show the princess's glory... Well, I can't go on, I'm going to feel sick. I'm getting goosebumps. How sad it would be if these elves who have high hopes for Beya's girl see the true character of their princess. I'm afraid the suicide rate among the elves will immediately increase ten thousand times.

Ahem, the topic went off the rails. Because of this, the little girl Beja finally came in handy and showed her talents to the elves. Yalandlan also began to consider pushing her out and taking charge of her. She said that she was being cute or something, so this little girl got into Arturia and I's stolen car naturally... Bah, bah, it's a royal car.

I still remember very clearly that late that night, with infinite malice, I took the initiative to wake up Beiya. When I kicked her out of bed, she looked pitiful in bed, rubbing her sleepy eyes and hugging the quilt. It was really cute. No... No, you just made me happy and let you and the dead dog defeat me. I have said it before, a gentleman takes revenge from morning to night, hehehehe.

The only surprise is probably that this girl actually likes to sleep naked. Of course, that doesn't count as sleeping naked. She also wears a small panty, which only exposes her upper body. But everyone knows that this girl has small breasts, so this kind of thing is impossible. It doesn't matter, I just think of her as a cute boy, and I don't feel any guilt at all.

Girl Beiya was also sleepy. In addition, her IQ was not very good. When she heard the instructions from Yalandlan, she started to get up and get dressed in a daze. After getting dressed, she forgot about what had just happened in the blink of an eye. It's really great to know that I have looked at her two slightly raised hills and two pink dots that have no ornamental value at all, and they didn't beat me up.

Probably because of this inadvertent incident, I felt a little guilty. At this time, I saw Beiya snatching away my small blue bottle worth 600 yuan. Drink it all in three gulps in a row. I'm not angry, I'm just a little depressed and want to make this hateful little girl sick.

"This is my water glass." I looked at Beiya with a fake look on my face.

"So what?" The little girl drank all the water, as if she had drank up all my moral integrity. Extremely proud. I really don’t know what she is so proud of.

"I drink it all the time." I made a gesture of drinking water. I hope this stupid girl wakes up.

"Then...so what?" Beiya seemed to understand a little bit. As arrogant as she was, she wanted to force her words back then. Refuse to admit defeat.

"I drink it often, and it must be stained with my saliva." I looked at Beiya with a malicious look on my face, expecting her to show disgust and disgust, hahaha, I just want to disgust you.

"Then...so what?" This little girl is quite strong. Even though I said this, she still refused to show off her interesting look like a prodigal dog. She also found an excuse for herself to feel at ease.

"Anyway, idiot Wu has been away for so many days, and the saliva on the cup has long dried up. It must be like this."

"That's not necessarily the case." I couldn't stop laughing. Speaking of which, if I let her go so easily, would I still be the third stingiest Roger?

"You don't know, I love this cup very much. I like to lick it whenever I have nothing to do, like this, like this." As I said that, I made a tea-drinking gesture, and then held the rim of the cup in my mouth. Lick counterclockwise at 60 degrees, then lick clockwise, and repeat.

"You...you idiot Wu, you are so disgusting. I have never seen a more disgusting guy than you." Beiya was frightened by my actions. She looked at the cup in her hand like a scourge and was about to fall.

However, her movements suddenly stopped, and she showed a doubtful expression: "You don't want to make me sick, so you said such words on purpose, right?"

"What did you say? Do I look like that?" My character was doubted, and I expressed my indignation.

"No, you are."

"In this case, I have nothing to say. Come here, let's see the guest off." Seeing that Beiya was disgusted, I acted quickly and at least sent the little girl away so that I could stay with the girl I had been separated from for three days. They warmly (hug) affection (hug) talk (hug) old (hug).

"Wait a minute, your Highness is disgusted and you want to back down? Idiot Wu is nothing more than that. He doesn't look like a man at all." Beiya looked down on me with a condescending look.

"What did you say?"

"What's wrong with me? If you have the ability, just do what you just said to me. Don't you want to disgust me? You should do it." With that, the little girl handed the cup to me. There was a look of disdain on his face, as if he was saying, if you are a man, go down a hundred levels... No, if you are a man, just do it for me.

"You little girl, you really made yourself sick. OK, OK, I'll do it for you." As I said that, I lifted the cup, put it to my mouth, licked it 360 degrees counterclockwise, and then licked it smoothly. The hour hand licked 360 degrees. Although I am usually not that bored to do this, does such a simple thing still need practice?

Putting down the cup, I looked at Beiya with a provocative look on her face, "How are you? You're disgusted. Now you know you've eaten my saliva, right?"

Unexpectedly, Beiya shouted loudly and suddenly laughed like a child who succeeded in his evil plot.

"Stupid Wu was fooled, fool Wu was fooled, fool Wu ate His Highness's saliva, hahahahaha."

I have a black line on my face, look at the cup in my hand, right? Bea had just drank it, and her saliva must have remained on it. I licked it clean like this.

"You stinky girl, don't run away, don't let me catch you, or I'll make you lick the cup ten times!" Lifting the coffee table in my heart, I angrily rushed towards Beiya with my teeth and claws. This girl has already I was on guard and ran away while I was still in a daze.

Bastard, I was fooled by the cute and cute Beiya girl. What happened to me? Did your IQ become lower after you returned from inspection? Or is it that Beiya had an epiphany after this inspection, or received an inexplicable IQ bonus?

"Um... Sir, do you want more water? Let me pour you another glass." Vilas looked at me troubled and asked softly.

"Yes, of course I do. Damn it, it's all that little girl's fault. I almost forgot that I'm going to die of thirst. Please pour me some more water. By the way, wash the cup first."

Thinking of licking Beiya's saliva just now, I couldn't help but suck a few times, even though I recall it carefully now. Smack your tongue a few times. There didn't seem to be any peculiar smell. Instead, there was a faint and sweet taste of a girl spreading on the tongue buds, but that was Beiya's saliva, and eating it would make you stupid. Well, that must be the case.

The inspection work was completed, and there was a trace of restlessness among the elves. Because of Artoria's return, peace was restored again. I can live a life of eating and waiting for death, but Artoria cannot come back. After that, she immediately returned to the study without stopping and started to deal with family affairs. It seemed that she really wanted to fulfill the promise she made when she woke up and do it for ten days and ten nights.

Even Arlandan couldn't persuade her, so Sister Colgate had no choice but to take turns to strengthen her service and care for Artoria, doing everything she could as a maid.

"It's so boring. Is there nothing else to do?" I yawned and said vaguely as I stretched out on the lazy chair.

Every time I came to the elves in the past, no matter how big or small, some strange events would happen, making me busy running around. I was obviously here for a vacation, but in the end I was even busier than the elven elders.

This time, it seems to be an exception. No accident will happen if you look left or right. Little King Arthur has also been disappearing recently, sneaking around with Leona without knowing where to go. It’s okay, the two little troubles came to If you take the initiative to play with me and disappear, I should be happy and grateful.

I said, am I a little bit stupid, I actually miss the accident a little bit, do I have to make another black dragon Elias to be willing to do it?

Ah, by the way, speaking of the black dragon Elias, I suddenly remembered that red dragon in the elf capital of the third world...what was it called? The name is just a code name, it is not important, as long as you maintain enough respect in your heart.

The most important thing is that the red dragon seemed to have made a bet with me, and it lost. The bottle of precious blood essence left by the Red Dragon Queen Tracy in its hand seemed to belong to me.

How about going to get it back now? I am looking forward to it, but I am also a little worried. Although I have now reached the advanced level of the world and can barely digest the essence and blood of the Red Dragon Queen, what will it become after digestion? To be honest, I had no idea and was very panicked. Although I often pretended to be the Red Dragon Queen Tracy in the form of Saint Moon Wise Wolf, it didn’t mean that I wanted to become her!

Could it be that Tracy, as early as hundreds of thousands of years ago, calculated with her fingers that even today, hundreds of thousands of years later, there will be a perverted Druid who is bold and has no conscience and will impersonate her name and walk around the market. Cheating? That's why you left this bottle of blood essence so that I could be justified?

Coach, this script scares me so much.

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