Diablo Destruction

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"Huh?" The dazzling sun shone in from the window without any scruples, making me want to stay in bed a little longer and couldn't help but open my eyes hazily. ()

Is it...morning?

The brain that gradually woke up began to remember the scenes that happened after retrieving Ben Zina last night.

First... By the way, first Beiya and Benzina and I drank bowls of flesh and blood Resurrection broth without giving up. It seemed that without knowing it, who vomited it out first, or It was agreed that whoever couldn't drink it first would lose.

As a result, the three of us suffered, and the Horadrics and Diya were happy. They used the flesh and blood resurrectors to make stew. Tyne and the others also suffered a certain amount of pressure. Although their own people were indifferent, they could use Bei Ye's attributes. , as long as it is alive, I will eat it for you to see.

This does not mean that other guests who came from afar to watch the ceremony will like it. Tyne and the others still have this common sense, so in addition to flesh and blood resurrectors, sandworms, lizards, scorpions, etc., they also purchased a large number of normal ingredients. Be prepared for emergencies.

As the protagonist of this wedding ceremony, I do not belong to the Horadric clan, and do not have the attributes of Beiye. How I view the food they bring out becomes the key.

At the same time, Beiya girl represents the elves. As well as another distinguished Horadric Princess Benzina from ten thousand years ago, these two people can be said to be one of the most important guests of this ceremony.

Seeing the three of us eating desperately, like starving ghosts reincarnated, the warm looks from Tyne and other Horadric people put the three of us under a lot of pressure. There was no way to stop talking. No matter what I said, I couldn't let Tia and her people down.

Finally, the smallest. Beiya girl also has the smallest belly. First he fell down holding his stomach, and then...it was me, damn it, damn it. The body of a doll is obviously a foul. If you have the ability, use your real body from ten thousand years ago to compete with me. I don’t think you can even win against Beja.

Facing Ben Zina's triumphant and sarcastic look of victory, I flew into a rage, but there was nothing I could do. I was lying on the ground panting while hugging my round belly that was about to burst. Looking back now, I feel like the smell of flesh-and-blood resurrector stew is coming out of my throat, vomit!

However, to be honest, the taste is not bad. Although I cannot say how good it is, in terms of taste, it is definitely not unpleasant. If I can forget that the material is flesh and blood resurrected, I will definitely eat more happily and eat more. .

After that, I saw Raphael, Sa Qili, Tulakov, and Shashik, and they had a mouthful of broth without changing their color, a mouthful of fried rice worms, a mouthful of grilled lizard skewers, a mouthful of scorpion meat with dipping sauce, and a mouthful of stir-fried meat. Ant, I was in awe at that time. I just felt that my level was too low and I was completely unworthy of being a qualified third world adventurer.

Later... what happened next? It seemed like nothing happened. Anyway, at the end of the ceremony, Tia and I were sent by the booing crowd to the room where we picked her up during the day. Well...then, after that, I let Tia fall asleep alone, and I I ran to the next room and slept in the room next door.

Under normal circumstances, my behavior would be 120% doomed to a life of loneliness, but I had no choice but to let the fishy smell on my body be so strong, even if I stole the dirty maid's specially made perfume to eliminate (steal the fishy) smell. Spraying it is useless, it will take at least two or three days to completely dissipate.

Therefore, although today is Tia and I’s wedding in the third world, I can only spend one night in a cold and lonely bed. Don’t worry, let’s wait until the wedding in the first world. After all, that is Home field.

Now, the first important thing to do first is... well, get up.

Just when I wanted to do a stretch, I noticed something was wrong, it smelled like an outsider!

I turned my head sharply and looked over there with such an aura that I almost twisted my neck. I looked up at the sky speechlessly. These two guys were really everywhere.

"Don't mind, just treat me as a doll." Princess Wannian greeted me coldly and explained, as if to conceal the reason for her appearance here.

That's right, this guy is just a doll. Isn't it normal and girlish to have a doll in the room? Do you think I would think so? Asshole! ! !

Look at Beiya again. When I noticed her, she panicked and wanted to run away, but I turned around too fast. As soon as her toes were in the air, I turned around and locked her. She was so frightened. No, not at all. She stood blankly on the spot. After listening to Ben Zina's explanation, the stupid princess seemed to want to imitate her. She kept her [Golden Rooster Independent] posture fixed and pretended to be a doll.

Boss, give me a thousand of these exquisite inflatable dolls!

I ignored the silly elf princess and looked at the more masculine Princess Wannian.

"what are you doing here?"

"It's nothing, I just suddenly fell in love with the stupid monkey's sleeping appearance, and wanted to take a few more glances. I couldn't control my feet. By the time I realized it, I was already standing here."

This guy showed a smile that seemed to be fixed by glue. It was as fake as possible, and he didn't hide it.

"Do you think you can get away with it by stealing lines from romance novels and changing them randomly?"

I angrily hit the coffee table in my heart, it was too sweet. In front of me, a strategy god who has played more than 500 galgames and conquered thousands of women, such a reason is as thin as a piece of paper. wear.

"You're obviously giving me a lot of face. I just found an excuse. If you don't want to accept it, I can't help it."

Seeing that I was not fooled, the smile on Ben Zina's face shattered like glass, revealing her signature cold face aimed at me.

"Thank you so much for giving me a little face. Tell me your reasons and get out!"

I was delighted. The body was squirming like a caterpillar in the quilt, ready to pounce out at any time and give Ben Zina a hug to kill her, so that she could feel the pain Beiya suffered yesterday.

"To put it simply, I just want to confirm whether the monkey is showing off his bestiality and forcing himself to do strange things regardless of Tia's feelings."

"You should explain clearly what kind of strange thing it is."

"This..." Princess Wannian's face turned red for a rare moment, and she was a little embarrassed to say anything.

"Tell me clearly, you should tell me. What kind of strange thing is it? How can I know if you don't tell me? What do strange things mean? What is strange? Why should it be strange? What is the strange thing specifically? It's strange. What do you mean again?"

Seeing Ben Zina showing a shy expression like a young lady. I have to push myself further. He intensified his efforts and continued to use wanton, as if substantive, teasing glances. [Caress] her body up and down.

"Don't take advantage of it and still behave yourself, you porn monkey!!!"

As a result, the next moment, Benzina taught me how to be a human being. The Horadric Cube was held in her hand and she hit my big face full of fun with one of its sharp corners. My eyes went dark. For a moment, I seemed to see When I arrived at the flower field, my grandma was waving kindly.

This bastard...he took action even though he couldn't talk. He really relied on his status as a woman and didn't consider himself a gentleman.

For this kind of unreasonable and unreasonable guy, I decided to... endure it for the time being.

"Anyway, I'm disappointed that Tia isn't here with me, so can you get out of here quickly? I need to change clothes." Pushing the microwave oven that was still attached to my face aside, I made a driving gesture to Ben Zina and said, "Go, go, go, go." Go play in the mud.

"Really? But Dia is obviously not in the room." Seeing that I didn't seem to be lying, Princess Wannian looked confused.

"She probably ran out early in the morning. This girl is always restless... huh?" After guessing, suddenly, there was a squirming movement under the quilt.

I:"……"

Princess Nana: "..."

"This... I'm squirming, look, look." I twisted my buttocks in the quilt, making a caterpillar shape, and while my forehead was sweating, I quietly poked my hand into the quilt.

With a puff, my big hand touched a plump piece of soft flesh, and I squeezed it subconsciously. It felt so good that I wanted to cry.

"Yeah~~~" As I squeezed it, a sweet moan came from the bed again, as if it could wring out a pool of spring water.

"This...this..."

The few drops of sweat on my forehead suddenly turned into a waterfall of sweat. I suddenly opened the quilt with my other hand. Sure enough, Tia, who was wearing a thin pajamas, was quietly huddled inside. Her skin was like jade, and she was slender and sexy. Her body was curled up like an insect, and she looked inconspicuous across the quilt. Because I had long been connected to this girl's soul and was familiar with her breath, I didn't notice it when I first got up.

In her sweet sleep, this girl seemed to feel a little chill because the quilt was lifted. Her curled up body suddenly moved closer to my arms. She groped over with her little hands and grabbed the breast of my pajamas. She smiled in her dream and trembled slightly. Her eyelashes closed again in satisfaction.

"What else do you have to explain?" Looking back, he saw Ben Zina clenching her fists, her chestnut hair calm and steady.

"Wait, listen to me first." I wanted to make a pause gesture, but found that a hand was holding on half of Diya's plump breasts, holding my fingers tightly like a magnet, unable to let go. open.

With fearless perseverance, I finally freed my hand from above. I was about to say something, but my eyes blurred. I don’t know when Beiya recovered from her doll state. She jumped, took off her shoes in mid-air, and then stepped heavily on her. On me.

Ouch, can you be more like a lady?

"Don't ignore me!" Beja, who had been a doll for a long time, found out that a certain druid kept talking to Princess Nana, completely ignoring her existence, and she was unhappy.

"Aren't you having fun pretending to be a baby?" I grinned at her. Quickly, get off me. My bladder is about to explode because you stepped on it. I drank a lot of broth yesterday, so I just held it in. .

"That's... no, my highness is just... right, just condemning Wu Wu's animality in a silent way." The little girl's method of forcing excuses was as clumsy as ever.

"Uuhaha~~~ Good morning... Hey, Beya, Nana, you are here too." Our noise finally woke up Tia, and she rubbed her sleepy eyes. Half asleep and half awake, he smiled at us naively.

"Hurry up and explain to these two guys, how did you show up in my bed? Didn't you say you can't do it these days?" Seeing that I was about to suffer unjust injustice, I pulled Tia's shoulders and kept holding on. shake.

"Yes... I slipped in while Fanfan wasn't paying attention." Tia finally woke up after being shaken by me for a few times, and smiled shyly while spitting out her sweet tongue.

"Because, after all, we are... we are newlyweds after all. Fanfan and I are already a couple. How can we not sleep together?"

"You stupid girl. Aren't you afraid of being smoked to death in your sleep?" Tia's words moved and troubled me.

"No way. I like whatever smell Fanfan has." With a signature smile, Tia girl suddenly hugged her up and rubbed her face in my arms contentedly with a lazy and sleepy face.

"Idiot, let go."

"Yes, yes. How can you do such shameless behavior in public." Beiya saw this scene. I don’t know why I’m angry. He also stepped on me repeatedly.

I said your behavior is also excessive! What did I do wrong?

"But Fanfan and I are already married." Tia tilted her head and looked at Beiya with a calm smile in her eyes.

"Besides, this is Fanfan and I's bed. Speaking of which, it's a bit strange for you to appear here, Beya, right?"

"I...I, I...I..." Beya was speechless. No matter how good she was at finding reasons, she still couldn't argue at this moment.

Yes, starting from today... no, starting from a certain moment yesterday, this is my destined opponent, who smiles brightly all day long and shows an innocent and lively expression, but in fact is a sinister Tia girl, and this hateful girl. Yes, stupid, perverted, stupid Wu, who is obviously the husband of Alto's sister but is flirting with women everywhere. They are already a legitimate couple.

For a moment, Beya felt that she was about to be suffocated by loneliness, and she fell into a brief trance.

This feeling is like three people who were originally running side by side. Suddenly two of them held hands and gradually shook Beiya away with laughter and laughter. The distance became further and further away, and Beiya, who was falling further behind, felt like she was falling behind. To be swallowed up by the bottomless pit called loneliness behind me.

Moreover, this loneliness may be mixed with some other emotions that Beja herself doesn't know about.

At this moment, a warm little hand touched her head: "Beiya, be good, don't cry, don't cry."

He raised his head and saw Tia's gentle smile, as if he could see through her heart.

"There's really nothing we can do about this little girl. Come on, drink today's goat's milk. Grow up quickly. You won't cry when you grow up." Another big, rough hand also held the warm glass. The bottle was pressed into her hand.

"I just... didn't cry." Beiya wiped her eyes vigorously, feeling that her heart, which was about to be swallowed by loneliness, ushered in some light.

In order to cover up her weak heart, she hurriedly pulled out the mouth of the glass bottle in her hand. As usual, she put one hand on her hip, raised her chin, and with the momentum of "I want to grow taller quickly", she swallowed the whole glass in one breath. Drink the bottle of goat's milk.

Then he took a puff and sprayed a certain druid in the face.

"This... this is..." She looked at the bottle in her hand in disbelief. The light brown liquid remaining inside told her that this was definitely not goat's milk.

"This smell...could it be yesterday's flesh-and-blood resurrector stew?"

"Correct answer." Someone who had been sprayed bloody on the head gave a thumbs up, obviously losing both sides but still pretending to be a complete victory.

"I'm going to kill you!" Two smooth and supple black ponytails, as the owner's anger level exploded, shot straight into the sky, like two erect spears, and then, a loud roar rang out in the room.

"There is really nothing we can do against these people." Seeing this scene, Ben Zina originally wanted to say something, but in the end she sighed and held her forehead helplessly.

Her eyes fell on Tia's face, which also showed a happy smile, she stared at it for a moment, and sighed again.

Tia, you are still too kind and too soft-hearted. Is this really okay?

A few days later, we finally said goodbye to Tyne and the Horadrics who were full of reluctance, and set foot on the teleportation array back to the camp.

Raphael and the others left on the second day of the wedding. After all, they were the leaders of the Third World and had many things to do. The other adventurers also left, leaving the Horadric people accustomed to the bustle , I feel that the once familiar village has become a little deserted.

This sense of desertion seemed to further stimulate their motivation to build villages, and at the same time, it also stimulated their motivation to create people. No matter how many guests they have, they are still guests. Only by having more children, the Horadric tribe will truly prosper. This idea is undoubtedly It is a combination of the ideas of Sakron and Kleisina, but in a place like the Third World, if you want to truly develop, it will not work without driving away the Hell Clan first.

These are all too far away. What I want to say is that because the motivation to create humans has been aroused, Dia and I have endured many Horadric people’s eyes of lust or encouragement in the past few days. The look in his eyes was telling me, stop wandering around here, go back to the house quickly, seize the time to have sex, and then talk about having sex with her ten or eight times.

Perhaps, the Horadric people have placed high hopes on my and Dia's children, both in terms of identity and bloodline. They hope that our descendants can become a new generation of the Horadric tribe that surpasses their father and mother. leader.

Okay, I understand this, I can understand it, but please, don’t look so naked in your eyes.

Therefore, since the wedding, the past few days spent in the Horadric tribe have been extremely embarrassing. The atmosphere in the tribe seems to be that it is unforgivable if Tia and I do not seize the time to have sex and have children. Yeah, it’s better to run away as soon as possible...

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After the memory broke, I reinstalled the computer once. I was exhausted. Is this really the way a good person repairs a computer?

ps: Everyone should remember the double monthly pass at the end of the month and save it for Xiaoqi. To be honest, the current monthly pass situation is not good. Xiaoqi would have cried if he had not saved it.

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